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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,194 Oh, shit. 2 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,085 Real coyotes. 3 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,462 Fuck yeah! 4 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,313 Hi. 5 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,453 Another name 6 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:22,414 Stay alive or stay the same 7 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,833 It's a stupid game 8 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,585 Stupid game 9 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:29,671 Well, I don't care if you don't 10 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,133 Well, I don't feel if you don't... 11 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,554 Well, I don't want it if you don't 12 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,642 Well, I won't play it if you won't play it... 13 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:42,684 Oh, oh, oh... 14 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,940 Let's go to bed 15 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,151 Oh, oh, oh 16 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,155 Go to bed... 17 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,199 What is going on here? 18 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,617 Fuck! 19 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,160 Jesus fuck. 20 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:01,829 Are those pantyhose? 21 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,872 - Yeah. - Who wears pantyhose? 22 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,249 Kate fucking Middleton. 23 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,376 - Can you just... Can you... - Hey, little dude. 24 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:08,669 Tina, just... I'm... 25 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,713 - As you were. - Fucking knock. 26 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,549 You wanna eat your Cheerios? 27 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,891 Mmm, that's good. 28 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,894 God! Get off my plate. 29 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:29,565 Don't eat my stuff, don't be in my shit every second. 30 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:30,899 Barging in on me... 31 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:34,611 Brett barging in and the kids are fucking all over me. 32 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,572 I'm gonna get a fucking lock and put it on my door. 33 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:37,781 Okay, okay. 34 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:39,908 You need to get laid. 35 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,245 - That's a horrible idea. - Why? 36 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:48,750 It's that every part of my life is just, like, I know what it's gonna look like. 37 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,420 Every day I wake up, I know what the day is gonna be like. 38 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,922 Brett and I have sex, I know what the sex is gonna be like. 39 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,175 - Really? - Yeah. It's kissing, 40 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:59,428 neck kissing, boob grab, genital touching, 41 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,222 - get the pillow, and then... - "Get the pillow"? 42 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:06,101 - Yeah, I said that like it's a thing. - What the fuck is "Get the pillow"? 43 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,604 I feel bad, I feel like I'm betraying a confidence. 44 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,939 I'm just your sister. What is "Get the pillow"? 45 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,066 - I need to know what "Get the pillow" is. - Okay, he... When he... 46 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,443 When he is ready... 47 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,612 To come? 48 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,782 No, to put his dick inside me. 49 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,867 Uh-huh. 50 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,204 He's like, "Let me get the pillow." 51 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,997 "I'll get you the pillow." 52 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:30,292 Like... And every time I'm like, "Oh, okay." 53 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,376 That is rough. 54 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,171 It's to put under my head so that my head isn't banging around. 55 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:35,756 I want my fucking head to bang around. 56 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,132 I know, you're like, "Bang my fucking head, 57 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,926 - "you fucking puss." - Bang my fucking... And knock me out! 58 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,595 - Please. - I totally hear you. 59 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:45,557 Okay, what are your fantasies? 60 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,227 Like, if you could do whatever you want, what would you do to Brett? 61 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,939 I guess it would be like... Just, like... 62 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,982 To just shake him out of it, you know? 63 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,611 - Yeah, yeah. Right on. - Like, make him lose control. 64 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,571 'Cause he's so, like, rigid. 65 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:00,989 None of my business, but totally agree. 66 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:04,826 - What else? - I wanna scare him and ruffle his feathers. 67 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,161 - You know, like... - Yes, yes. 68 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:09,498 I just... I want it to be just, like, spontaneous 69 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:13,669 and crazy, and being pinned down and pinning him down. 70 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,337 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Like, fucking... 71 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,464 Just wanna punch him in the face. 72 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,134 I'm sorry. 73 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,469 - I think this is great! - Not... 74 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:24,930 No, no, I didn't mean to laugh. 75 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,724 - Can I tell you something? - I'm sorry that I just told you that. 76 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:28,976 No, that's what you have to do. 77 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,186 I mean, you don't have to beat him up, 78 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,814 - but that's what you have to do. - I think he would laugh. 79 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,399 I think he would be like, "What are you doing?" 80 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,859 So fucking make him stop laughing. 81 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,029 So you gotta do it. 82 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,991 Tonight I will take the kids, pizza and ice cream. 83 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,909 And you guys will have the house to yourselves. 84 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,204 That's like really soon. 85 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,707 Yeah. 86 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,586 Boy, have we got a surprise for Daddy! 87 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,046 He's not gonna know what hit him. 88 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,965 Literally. 89 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,106 See, I'm not scared of the Canyon Killer. 90 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:20,277 But people texting and driving... Now that scares me. 91 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,738 That bothers me more than anything. 92 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:27,242 You all right? I'm gonna give you my jacket. It's really cold out here. 93 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,328 - Here you go. - Thank you. 94 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,502 It's great, it's great. 95 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,589 I know this is hard, but you have to try and remember something. 96 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,591 Do you think the nightmares are just gonna stop? 97 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:45,260 Whoa! 98 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,596 - What was that? - Hmm? 99 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,307 That sound. What was that sound? 100 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:51,767 You mean the coyotes? 101 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,270 What happened to the coyotes that we had before? 102 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,398 Well, technically, that sound wasn't a coyote. It was an Alaskan wolf. 103 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,526 And I actually went out and I recorded coyotes, 104 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,778 so those are real coyotes. 105 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,323 I seriously doubt that that's what an actual coyote sounds like. 106 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,785 It's fine, let's just go back to the other one. 107 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,830 I mean, just to be clear, that was... That was a coyote. 108 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,665 Like, if there's something texturally you want different, 109 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:19,211 but that other sound was a wolf, which is not a Southern California thing at all. 110 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:22,839 So, if you want that, that's fine, but it would be factually inaccurate, 111 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,800 you know, for the area. 112 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,177 We can go back to the previous take. No problem. 113 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,471 Nah, it's okay. What was your name? 114 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,227 - Brett. - Right, Brett. 115 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,398 I appreciate your research. 116 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:43,652 I respect the hell out of your sonic acumen, 117 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:45,487 but your coyotes sound fucking stupid. 118 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,616 Come on, Philip, let's take it back. 119 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,077 Okay. Back to one. 120 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,038 See, I'm not scared of the Canyon Killer. 121 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,916 But people texting and driving... 122 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,590 Okay, I'm just going to put the baby down. 123 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,092 - Okay. - Okay. 124 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,276 Yoo-hoo. 125 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,529 Alex, time to get up. 126 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,367 I have some life insurance. 127 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,744 $15,000 policy. 128 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:42,043 Alex, come on. Alex. 129 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,378 I'm sleeping. 130 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,214 I'm sorry, what? Do you see this? 131 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,717 - Look at this. Look at this. - Yeah. 132 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,427 - Don't worry. - No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't... 133 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,637 Don't clean up for him. Are you kidding me? 134 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,389 He's having such a hard time and we just... 135 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,224 - I know he's going through a hard time - ...have to let him 136 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,934 - but this is not the way to deal with it. - ...go through. 137 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,769 - Yes, it is. - He needs to get up, get outside 138 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,229 - and go on an audition. - This has happened before. 139 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,522 He goes on auditions. 140 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,900 - What? - They're for depressing commercials, 141 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:08,695 where he's gonna play a hot-dog vendor or a hemorrhoid. 142 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,490 Do you wanna play someone's ass problem? No. 143 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,950 If it's gonna pay me, I'll frickin' do anything. 144 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,912 You should be kicking him out of your couch... 145 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,413 - No, no, I should not be... - ...and out of your house. 146 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,790 ...because it's like a beached whale situation. 147 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,084 Okay? You just have to wait for the tide to come 148 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,712 and gently wash him back in. 149 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,222 Why do you even care so much? 150 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,640 Because he's bugging me. 151 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,608 - No. No. - Yes. Yes. 152 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,944 No. 153 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,572 Motherfucker! 154 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,200 Now that was for your own good. 155 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:56,743 Who the fuck do you think you are? 156 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,537 - Tried the nice way. - What makes you think you can just 157 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,704 come in here and do that? 158 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,332 I need somebody to help me with my party-supply business. 159 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,709 You're saying that you need help from me, 160 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,546 so you decided to douse me with freezing cold ice-water? 161 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,590 Come on. Up and at 'em. Let's get you bathed. 162 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:14,010 Let's get you clothed. Let's get you out the door and in my car. 163 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,929 - I'm actually glad you did that. - Come on. 164 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,722 Let's go, come on. 165 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,267 Because now I owe you one. 166 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,227 - I can't wait. - And you're not gonna know when it hits you. 167 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,813 - Come on, let's go. - There's literally nothing you can do 168 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:27,107 to make me help you today. 169 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,152 What if I show you my boobs? 170 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,573 - What? - You heard me. 171 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,412 - Are you serious? - Yes, I'm dead serious. 172 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:45,000 Okay, like, how would it work? How long? 173 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,794 You know, flash 'em. Mardi Gras style. 174 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,340 Just like, "Throw me something, mister," and then down? 175 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,426 "Throw you something, mister," and then down. 176 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,971 Okay, but it would need to be more than just like a Mardi Gras flash. 177 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,014 Do you wanna get a couple lawyers involved 178 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,140 or do you want to see my tits? 179 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,975 No, no, no, no, no. I like where we're headed. 180 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:06,146 I'm just saying, the duration of the boob exposure 181 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,857 - needs to be, like, five seconds. - Four. 182 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,693 - Four Mississippi? - Three apple. 183 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,238 - How about we do three Mississippi? - Done. 184 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,575 Okay. Shit. 185 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:21,995 - Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 186 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,955 - Are you sure? Okay. - Go for it. 187 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,044 One Mississippi. 188 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,378 Two Mississippi. 189 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,713 Come on, come on, come on. 190 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,173 Don't look at my face! 191 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,717 - Oh, Tina! - That's interference. 192 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,011 We start over. I get at least one more Mississippi on that. 193 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,096 No fuckin' way... Okay, one Mississippi. 194 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,851 - Brett? - Yeah? 195 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:49,397 I don't know how to say this, other than 196 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:53,735 can you please not argue with the director repeatedly? 197 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,446 Phil, I'm not trying to argue with the guy. 198 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,908 He's gonna look like an idiot with a wolf in his movie. 199 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,409 I'm trying to help him. 200 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,411 He doesn't give a shit. 201 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,372 And neither should you. 202 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:08,708 We're working on a stupid-ass, mind-numbing show 203 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:13,880 with a limited time frame and a fuckin' tree full of assholes. 204 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,758 Wait, can you please not throw those away... 205 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,760 - Can you let that go? - They just throw things away. 206 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,763 - I mean, who do... - Yeah, that's just the way things are. 207 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:26,434 All right, I get it. All right. I will, um... 208 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,647 I'll take a timeout in, like, the sound booth, 209 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:33,775 the penalty box over here for the second half of the day and... 210 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,444 They actually asked that you not be on the sound stage for the second half. 211 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,780 So, yeah, sound booth is good. 212 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,904 - Hi. - Hi. 213 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,031 - Find everything okay? - I did. Thank you. 214 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,994 - Anything else? Okay. - Nope, just the lock. 215 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,581 Can you get this and the Beverly Hills sign in at the same time? 216 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,999 Okay, yeah. 217 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,169 My God, this is gonna go on my fridge! Yes! 218 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,004 - Yay. - Holy shit! 219 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,951 Oh, God. 220 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,037 I... It was everything. 221 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,121 - You know what I mean? - What? 222 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,998 - All sports. - For real, what were you good at? 223 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,082 Football, baseball, basketball. 224 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,667 - Really? - President of my school. 225 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,045 - Were you president of your school? - The lead in all the plays. 226 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,505 You were president of your school? 227 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,381 Remember the Billie Jean video with Michael Jackson? 228 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:24,761 Like, literally, I would walk and the sidewalk would just light up, 229 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,887 like, gold light. 230 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,181 And girls were just like, "Oh, wow." 231 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,433 - What were they like? - They were just like, "Oh, wow." 232 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,812 These things happened. Why is this so hard for you to believe? 233 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,648 Can I ask you a really super personal question? 234 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,317 Yeah, sure. 235 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:44,072 Do you ever think about doing something with your hair? 236 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,538 I'm just... I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, I'm just asking 237 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,624 because there are, like, a couple of separate areas. 238 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,086 I just feel like this one maybe should go. 239 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,422 Yeah, well, I refer to this as my island. This is Gilligan's Island. 240 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,425 It just kinda... It looks like a comma. 241 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,803 - Really, I mean this... - You're laughing at the fact... 242 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,138 - No, dude... - ...that I'm follicularly challenged? 243 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,890 "Follicularly challenged?" 244 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,893 See, it's shit like that is the reason you're not getting laid. 245 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,121 Hey. 246 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,750 Where you going? You going out? 247 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,752 No. 248 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,629 Why are you all dressed up? What's going on? 249 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,755 No. 250 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,467 I made you a drink. 251 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,305 - Where is everybody? - They are gone. 252 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:55,226 And we are going to try something different. 253 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,770 Well, okay. 254 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:01,357 This is a nice surprise. 255 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,067 Um... 256 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,945 - Have you had dinner yet? - No. 257 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,989 - Good, 'cause I'm starving. - We're not going to... 258 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,490 We're not gonna talk about food. 259 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,492 Can I just, like, grab a sandwich or something? And... 260 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,411 No. No talking. 261 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,331 - Like a snack? - No more talking. 262 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,001 Right now, you're gonna take a sip of that drink 263 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,381 and you're gonna go straight to the bedroom. 264 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,009 I don't know what's happening right now. 265 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,344 I feel like if you could just include me... 266 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,511 Do you want me to make you? 267 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,348 - Do I... - I'll make you. 268 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,849 You're gonna... 269 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,477 Just go, please. Just go. 270 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,020 - Okay. - Go. 271 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,944 Wait, why do we have two? 272 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,238 Actually, according to my agent, I'm supposed to eat, like, all of this pizza. 273 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,616 I don't get it. 274 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,536 She, uh, with a great sense of compassion, 275 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,163 told me that I am a "tweener" 276 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,415 which means I'm too fat for leading-man roles 277 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,002 and I'm too skinny to be the chubby, funny best friend. 278 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,963 But you want to be a leading man. 279 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:09,842 Nah, I'm already as fat as fuck anyway and, um, you know, losing my hair. 280 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,345 - Pushing 40... - Wait, hold on, Frank's... Hold on. What? 281 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,514 What's that, buddy? 282 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,060 He said you could be the next Brad Pitt 283 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,438 if you just stop acting like a big puss. 284 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,273 - Frank said that? - Listen to me, 285 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,900 I'm about to blow your fucking mind. 286 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:26,943 - Yeah? - Yeah. 287 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,695 I'm gonna train you. 288 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:31,698 And when I'm through with you, you are gonna get leading-man roles. 289 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,574 You're gonna train... What do you know about training? 290 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:39,539 My friend, your whole life is about to change. 291 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,166 - Okay. Mmm-hmm. - Excuse me. 292 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,421 Take that pizza, walk over to that trash can, and throw it in the trash. 293 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,467 No, I can't do that. This is a whole pizza. 294 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,553 Take yourself seriously. 295 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,681 What's gonna replace this? 296 00:16:56,765 --> 00:17:00,101 - When this is gone what's gonna replace it? - Stop asking questions, 297 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,145 and get up and do it. 298 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,481 You can do this. Come on. 299 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:09,110 Stand up, right now, walk to the trash. 300 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,633 Doesn't it feel good? Don't you feel, like, lighter already? 301 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,094 You feel like a weight's been lifted? 302 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,387 Yeah, a little bit. 303 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,682 My friend, you will always remember this moment. 304 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,319 What are you doing? 305 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,406 I'm taking my clothes off. What are you doing? 306 00:17:56,533 --> 00:18:00,203 - Who told you to take your clothes off? - Um... 307 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,000 - Stand up. - Is that for tonight, or are we... 308 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,127 Stand up. 309 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,756 - Okay, I'm sorry. All right, I'm up. - Come on. 310 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,424 Okay, now you can get undressed. 311 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,052 - Now I can take... Okay. - Yeah. 312 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,220 Get naked, go on. 313 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,722 Don't mind if I do. And... 314 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,266 - I like it. - ...I'm going to take my clothes off 315 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,852 and I might even help you out, just... 316 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,395 - What? - No. 317 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,022 - Are... - No. 318 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,649 - Are you not... - You don't get to touch me. 319 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,317 Take your pants off. 320 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,027 - Are you not getting undressed? - Pants off. 321 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,489 - I'm happy to take my pants off. - You're not gonna know what I'm gonna do. 322 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,867 Oh. 323 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,453 I can't tell if this is... 324 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,497 - Okay, all right. - Go on. 325 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,124 Are you gonna get naked at some point? 326 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,544 You can stop asking me questions and do what I told you. 327 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,963 Okay, all right. Um... 328 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,424 But you left something on. 329 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,717 Right. 330 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,010 Didn't I tell you to take everything off? 331 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,637 Are we gonna, like, kiss or something? Or is there... 332 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:03,224 Take your underpants off. Take them off. 333 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,185 - Oh, okay, okay, yeah, yeah. Of course. Yeah. - Take them off. 334 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,312 - I wanna see everything. - There. Got it, okay. 335 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,730 Good. I like it. 336 00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:10,898 It's all... It's all here. 337 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,567 Okay, sit down. 338 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,403 I would like to see you naked. I would like to know we're in it together. 339 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,447 Okay, maybe at some point I'm gonna be naked. 340 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,782 - Just, for now... - Okay. Okay. 341 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,577 ...we're just gonna do what I wanna do. 342 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,744 - Could I get a... - The bed. Sit down. 343 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,497 Could I get a banana real quick? I'm getting a little sugar crashy and I... 344 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,582 Are you serious? 345 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,041 All right, never mind. I'm on the bed. 346 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,751 - Okay, good. - I'm on the bed. 347 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,422 Okay, those are handcuffs. Holy shit. All right. 348 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,300 - Mmm-hmm. Give me your hands, please. - Okay. 349 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,845 This is your punishment for trying to touch me before. 350 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,598 Was I being bad? Was I doing a little bit of that? 351 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,516 - Was I doing... - Oh, that's really bad. 352 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,934 Oh, I see. Okay. 353 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,644 - You're very bad. - Mmm-hmm. 354 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,438 Get on all fours. 355 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,732 - You want me to like... - Yeah. 356 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,193 - Like a dog? - Yeah, that's what I want. Yeah. 357 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,404 - Yeah, that's what I want. - I really want to make love tonight. 358 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,198 - I'm super excited, I'm... - Do it. 359 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,033 - Okay. Oh, my God. Okay. - Do it now. 360 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,243 All right. Okay. All right. 361 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,370 Ooh, okay. Um... 362 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,665 It's a little chilly in here. Would you mind... 363 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,250 - No. No. - ...just turning the heat up a little bit? 364 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,460 - No, that was not like, me. - Stop... 365 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,669 I wasn't being in character. 366 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,129 I was just wondering if we could turn the heat up. 367 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,632 Can you stop being a pussy? 368 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,884 - That's a little rude. I'm sorry. - ...for one second? 369 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,135 I wasn't trying to be a pussy. 370 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,638 Listen, I'm super excited about the love-making, 371 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,681 but I'm a little hungry... Ow! Fuck! 372 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,226 What did you just slap my ass for? 373 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,479 I told you that I was gonna punish you, 'cause you were trying to touch my boobs 374 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,397 - when I told you, you couldn't. Okay? So... - Jesus, Michelle. 375 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,774 Fuck, I'll never try to touch your boobs again. 376 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,943 - Let this play out. - I'm sorry. Jesus. 377 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:41,781 Let me do what I wanna do, and good things are coming, okay? 378 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,449 - That's the point of it. - Okay, okay. 379 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,493 You're not gonna put anything in there though, right? 380 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,536 'Cause I can't... If you're gonna put something in, I... 381 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,704 That's my last thing. 382 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,997 No, I'm not gonna put anything in there. 383 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,249 I don't have anything else. 384 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,000 - Okay, got it. I'm ready. - Look, okay? 385 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,461 - Okay, I'm gonna be good. All right. - Good. 386 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,547 Okay, I'm gonna spank you again, because of before... 387 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,508 - Okay. - ...when you were bad. 388 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,927 - I was bad. - So... 389 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,096 You got it, and I deserve to be spanked. 390 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,222 Yeah, you do. 391 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:09,141 And once you spank me enough, I get to take your clothes off 392 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,268 - and get my reward. - Yes. 393 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,519 - Is that right? - Yeah. 394 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,980 - Then I think it's time for spanking. - But that's when I say. 395 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,231 - When I say. - Okay, fine. 396 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,524 - Your terms, but... - Okay. 397 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,985 - Let's get to spank... Okay, here we... Yeah. - Yeah. 398 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,070 - Yeah, you like that? - You know what? I do. 399 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,405 - You do? - I really do. 400 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,990 - You like that? - I'm enjoying the spanking. 401 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,366 - Yeah, you like that. - I do, I do. 402 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,410 - Yeah, I like the spanking. - Does that feel good? 403 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,912 - And when we spank enough... - Yeah, you know you deserve it. 404 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,580 ...that dress is gonna... Ow! Oh! 405 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,624 - Fuck! Oh, God! - What? 406 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,876 - Fuck! - Did I get something? Did I do something? 407 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,420 - What happened? - Oh, you got my ball. 408 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:38,546 You hit my ball. 409 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,172 - Okay, I'm sure it's fine. - Jesus Christ. 410 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,841 Let me look, okay. I'm sure it's fine. 411 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,552 - Oh, shit, Brett! - My ball! Oh, my God. Look at my ball. 412 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,803 - Oh, God, Brett. - Look at my ball. 413 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,972 - I need ice. Get ice, please. - Okay. 414 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,390 Ice! Ice! 415 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,225 - I'm going, okay? - Please! 416 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,852 Oh, God damn it. God! 417 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,812 Just break the fucking lock open! 418 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,897 - I didn't do the greatest job on the lock. - Go! 419 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,357 Do not wait! 420 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,568 Oh, God. 421 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,695 Ow! 422 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,864 Oh, it's the... The burps are coming. 423 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:06,240 Brett, there's no ice. 424 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,783 What do you mean there's no ice? 425 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,535 You didn't fix the ice maker. 426 00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:12,413 You people never fill the ice trays in this house, 427 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,373 and it fucking pisses me off! 428 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,750 Get me some frozen peas... 429 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,917 ...or some vegetables. 430 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,586 This is what we have. 431 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,837 Are you... Oh, my God. 432 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,630 - We don't have frozen peas. - Are you kidding me? 433 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,257 - Just don't look at it. - I'm sorry, Sophie. 434 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,550 Okay. 435 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,093 Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. 436 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:30,097 Are you okay? Are you gonna be sick? Are you really gonna be sick? 437 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,891 When you get a ball crushed, it goes into your stomach. 438 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,851 - Now, I think I'm gonna throw up. - Do you want the trash can? 439 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,269 Get me a bucket. 440 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,604 Oh, shit. 441 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:39,732 Okay, it's here. It's here, baby, okay? 442 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,776 Oh, Jesus, there's a dirty diaper in there, Michelle! 443 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:42,943 - Well, it's the trash! - Come on! 444 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,779 ...picture of you and your mother... 445 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,866 ...right above the fireplace. I think that works beautifully. 446 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,576 She was with me when I bought the tile. 447 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,371 Oh, my God. I can't believe you did this... 448 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,666 You have, like, 52 keys. 449 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,585 Here, hand Frank over. 450 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:02,963 All right. 451 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,590 There you are. 452 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,219 - You having trouble? - I mean, yes. 453 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,637 How's this? 454 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,098 I mean... 455 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,058 The big payback. 456 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,684 Play on her now... 457 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,186 Big payback! 458 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,813 Could you possibly get me inside? 459 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,981 The big payback. Actually, I think it's open. 460 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:23,150 The big payback. Yep, see? 461 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,693 Big payback! 35369

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