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I didn't mean to... 11 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,217 Sorry. 12 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,427 Sleep deprived right now. 13 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,137 - Okay, sorry, my bad. - I'm sorry. 14 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,847 - I misread that, sorry about that. - I'm sorry. 15 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:58,640 - That's okay. - Okay. 16 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,349 Ow! Come on! 17 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,351 - You come on. - Not cool. 18 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:45,687 Shaking all around. 19 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:46,897 - Sorry. I'm just... - Come on. 20 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,023 Take it outside. 21 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,317 - I'm sorry, okay? - Take it outside. 22 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,611 And take the baby monitor. 23 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,530 Thank you. 24 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,702 Am I being evicted? 25 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,623 Where's all my shit? 26 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,709 Good Lord. 27 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:12,089 Brett, I'm getting evicted, literally, right now. I need some serious backup. 28 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,383 Hey! Hey! That's my stuff! 29 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,718 That's... No es bueno! 30 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:20,722 Uh, get a U-Haul truck, something, I don't know. 31 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,893 I need help stat, all right? I'm sorry to call so early. I love you, dude. 32 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,407 All right, buddy, let's get you all fixed up. 33 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,577 Come on! 34 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,128 I think we've had enough of those. 35 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,756 Please, I don't... Don't give me a vegan lecture. 36 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:57,926 I don't want to hear about a food documentary, okay? 37 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,095 Let me just enjoy this right now. 38 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,014 I'm just trying to help. This is tough-love time. 39 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,307 Give me the fucking donuts. 40 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,017 - You want the donuts? - Yeah, I want the donuts. 41 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,102 All right. You can have them. 42 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,438 Thank... 43 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,191 You just did that right to my face. 44 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,027 - Right in your face. - All right. 45 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:17,279 Those are my donuts! 46 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,114 Give me them! 47 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,742 Give it to me. Give me the bag of... 48 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,245 All right, you see? You're a mess. Look at me. 49 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:30,459 All right, you got a little bit right here. Just a little bit. All right. 50 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:34,254 I'm sorry it came to that, but it's for your own good. I love you. 51 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,423 It's over. 52 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,258 - What's over? - It's... I'm done. 53 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,135 - You're done with what? - I'm going home. 54 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,720 You don't have a home. I have all your... 55 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,472 To my mom's house. 56 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,016 - To Detroit? - Yeah. 57 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:50,103 The acting thing is not happening, man. It's just... It's fucked. 58 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:54,316 I'm fat. I'm getting bald. I can't take the rejection anymore. 59 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:59,655 I can't take skinny, beautiful LA people looking at me like I'm a fucking whale. 60 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:01,615 I don't think everybody thinks you're a whale, okay? 61 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,034 People look at me, man, they want to fucking harpoon me. 62 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:08,580 Okay, this is a setback. We've had these. We regroup, and we triumph. 63 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,998 That's what we do. 64 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,416 What are you talking about? 65 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,460 Let me just take you back to 1995. 66 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:16,588 Senior year, high school, Jesus Christ Superstar. 67 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,258 You died on stage, and you rose from the dead, 68 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:22,052 and everybody in the audience fucking wept. 69 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,428 You moved them, okay? 70 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,306 Do you know who wasn't weeping in that audience? 71 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,516 Billy Stayson. 72 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,520 He was sitting in the front row doing this... 73 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,439 ...the whole time I was dying on the cross. 74 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,067 - Why was he doing that? - Because I shared with him my dream. 75 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,987 I was like, "Dude, I want to go out to Hollywood and become a star." 76 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,071 Uh-huh. 77 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,656 And he said, "If you do that, 78 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,866 "you'll end up sucking dick on Hollywood and Vine." 79 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,326 Okay. 80 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,328 - Back then, I thought he was an asshole. - Mmm-hmm. 81 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:51,707 But now, in retrospect, he's a fucking prophet. 82 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:02,384 All right, green smoothie time. We'll set up the couch for you. 83 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,179 - We're getting there. All right. - All right. 84 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,392 Um... 85 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,938 Why are you sitting in the driver's seat? 86 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,690 Can I have the keys, please? 87 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,317 No, you may not have the keys. 88 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,402 All my shit's packed up in a U-Haul, man. 89 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:22,904 What more of a sign do I need? There's nothing for me here. 90 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:26,241 Look, you don't understand, okay? 91 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,243 I need you here. 92 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,747 I have to go to family day, and be at the beach, and pretend like it's fun. 93 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,623 I don't think you understand. 94 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,250 I know that I'm the cog in the wheel 95 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,419 - that maybe makes beach day better for you, - Yeah. 96 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,589 But I don't think you're seeing anything from my point of view right now. 97 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,342 Alex, what do you want me to say, man? 98 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,137 I need, like... 99 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,431 I need like a day from you, okay? 100 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,058 Will you give me, like, a day? 101 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,602 Just come to family day with us? 102 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,438 - Hi, Daddy! - Hi, Soph. 103 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,774 - Hi. Hi, guys. - Hi. 104 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:01,860 Alex, I'm so sorry about your apartment. 105 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,237 Oh, that's okay, I'm sorry I stole your husband again. 106 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,364 That's okay. 107 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,282 - Hi, Sophie. - Hi! 108 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:11,703 Do you want to come help with this cooler or something, hon? 109 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,288 Yeah, of course. I'll be right there. 110 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,540 Please. Please, come on. 111 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,252 You got 24 hours. 112 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:20,420 Yeah! 113 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,840 Where is your sister, by the way? She's still at that guy's house? 114 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,092 Don't ask. 115 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,020 So, um, what exactly is a Scarab boat? 116 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:39,731 Do you remember the, uh... 117 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,609 - The first season of Miami Vice? - Yeah. 118 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,153 That was a Chris-Craft Stinger 390. 119 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,824 The second season, they started using a Wellcraft Scarab boat. 120 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,118 - That's what I have. - That's awesome. 121 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:54,704 I'll take you out on it. I mean, not today, but, you know, I'm racing today. 122 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:55,831 But some other time? 123 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,166 - Seriously? - Yeah, that'd be great. 124 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,543 I would love that! 125 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:08,009 We don't have anything like that in Houston. I mean, we have lakes. 126 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:12,639 Here the weather's always good and there's just so much stuff to do. 127 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:17,352 I've been thinking about making the move... The move out west. 128 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,188 I just need a change 129 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,066 and I really need to expand my business. 130 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:24,526 What do you do? 131 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,279 I wholesale bounce houses. 132 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,363 Ah. 133 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,365 That'd be fun, right? 134 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,451 I mean, no pressure. 135 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:37,539 I just been thinking about spending more time with my niece and nephew, 136 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:38,999 and you, of course. 137 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,543 Yeah, totally. 138 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,301 So, what time are you gonna come get me? 139 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,012 Of course, yeah. I'll, uh... I'll text you. 140 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,555 Come here, you. 141 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:57,017 T.T. 142 00:07:58,352 --> 00:07:59,478 Hey. 143 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,562 Hi. 144 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,105 That's my sister. 145 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,523 - Hey. - Hi. 146 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,734 - Yo, let's go. - Okay. 147 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:10,071 Dude, I didn't know you were coming. That's so awesome. What's up? 148 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,198 How are you? 149 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,699 What's happening? 150 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,869 I'm so psyched! The last time I saw you was the wedding. 151 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:16,953 Uh, yeah. 152 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,747 Were you as drunk as I was? 153 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:22,334 No. No, I don't think anyone was as drunk as you were, actually. 154 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:23,502 I saw you... 155 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,087 I'm in my living room, and there you are, on my TV, 156 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,590 - doing a commercial for... - Heartburn. 157 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:29,883 You were so funny. 158 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,968 It wasn't supposed to be funny. 159 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,637 What happened to your hair? 160 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,430 Uh, I lost it? 161 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,724 Brett, can we put some music on? 162 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:40,268 What's up with the bad juju in this car? 163 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,270 Light rock, but loud. 164 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,106 - He's having a bad day. It's fine. - Yeah, he's fine. 165 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:48,693 Like, once we get him in the ocean, the guy's going to be set. 166 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,278 He's like half-man, half-dolphin. 167 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:54,658 Hey, you know what I was thinking would be kind of nice? 168 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:55,784 What's up? 169 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:59,162 If we take Frank in the ocean, together, for his first time. 170 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,914 Just the two of us. 171 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:01,998 Yeah, that's a good idea. 172 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,709 - Do you want to do that? - Totally, we should, yeah. 173 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,328 Hi. 174 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,854 Oh, hey, Alex, that's... 175 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,545 - Can you just move over a tiny bit? - Yeah. Sure. 176 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,838 Thanks. 177 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,510 That's happening. 178 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,768 Check it out. 179 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,102 Wow. 180 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,147 How long you guys been going out? 181 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:52,525 Um, well, only for... I mean, you know, we met in Houston, 182 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,985 then we spent a few days together, 183 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,238 and then this whole week... You know, I came here... 184 00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:01,117 But, you know, I've been at his place the whole time, so... 185 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,078 Why hasn't he texted you back yet? 186 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,080 Oh, 'cause he's on a Scarab boat. 187 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,791 It goes so fast, they don't have reception. 188 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,919 Oh, okay. 189 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,080 Can I ask you a question? 190 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,790 If you were a guy... 191 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:49,958 - "If"? - ...what... 192 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 - What? - Huh? 193 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,461 You know what I mean. 194 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,880 What would this outfit say to you? 195 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,174 What do you want it to say? 196 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,761 Well, he's taking me to the airport, we're having dinner before, 197 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,763 so it's... You know, it's, like, a fine line. 198 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:07,767 But I feel like it should be like, "Oh, the nice girl." You know what I mean? 199 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,061 Just a little bit. So just... 200 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,481 Probably over-thinking it, but, you know... 201 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,986 You nailed it. 202 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,321 Thanks. 203 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,706 Hey, what are you doing? 204 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,666 What? 205 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,710 Huh? 206 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,671 What the fuck's going on? Are you jerking off? 207 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,673 - Are you... - Am I what? 208 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,592 - Are you whacking off? - Jerking off? Whacking off? 209 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,135 That's... Why do you have to be so gross? 210 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,178 Shh. 211 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,097 Fuck. I thought... I thought you were taking a nap in here. 212 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,391 You're having a fucking... A fuckfest by yourself? 213 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,644 - What is this? - I'm sorry! I'm sorry, okay? 214 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,522 I thought maybe I would take a nap, I just... 215 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,357 'Cause, you know, nap time is a little valuable. 216 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,359 I would've liked to have been working out while... 217 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,153 - Okay, I'm sorry. - What... What are you... 218 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,447 - What are you... - I came in here, and I was reading and... 219 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,032 What are you fiddling with under the covers? 220 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,618 What are you... Squirming, and you're playing with your boobs. 221 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,621 - I don't... - I'm not playing... I'm not... I'm... This... 222 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,664 Clothespins? 223 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,376 Why do you have clothespins on your boobs? 224 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,544 I don't know! 225 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,880 You know what? I've been depriving myself of the Internet 226 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,089 in hopes that we can make love at some point. 227 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,257 - Come on! - And you are... 228 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,384 You've not been depriving yourself of the Internet. 229 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,803 The cache is always cleared. 230 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,095 - It is not! - Always clear. 231 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,641 I clear the history because the router has issues for streaming movies. 232 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,643 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. 233 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,731 What is going on? What... 234 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:37,857 He broke up with me. 235 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,068 Are you fucking kidding me? You're screaming because... 236 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,903 Don't talk to her like that. Shh. 237 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:42,987 Tina! 238 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,031 - Oh, God. - Okay. 239 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,158 Can we go outside and talk about this please, Tina? 240 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,953 If you fucking... Don't touch me! 241 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,748 You don't have to walk me out the door! 242 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,916 Oh, my God. 243 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,459 Do yourself a favor and don't shush me. 244 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,919 - Will you calm the fuck down... - Whatever you do... 245 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:58,962 - ...just don't shush me! - ...for one second? 246 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,880 - I will shush you! - No, I can't calm down! 247 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,507 - There are kids in the house... - Oh. 248 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,717 ...and I thought that something horrible had happened. 249 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,511 - Something horrible did happen! - And I didn't have any... 250 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,055 He broke up with me! Did you not hear what I just said? 251 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,432 Okay. I didn't know that you guys were going out. 252 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,393 - What did you think we were doing? - It was news to me. 253 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,435 What did you think we were doing? 254 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,687 I thought you were hanging out and having... 255 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,771 You thought we were fuck buddies? 256 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,189 - The reason you think that is because... - Maybe. 257 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,650 ...you have no respect for me and you've no respect for my decisions... 258 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,111 - Tina. - ...and you don't take me seriously at all! 259 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,613 You don't even know what's going on with me, 260 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,240 and you don't check in to find out. 261 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,785 Oh, my God, I have been calling you every fucking day and saying, 262 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,496 - "Hey, do you want to come have dinner?" - I'm sorry, I don't wanna spend... 263 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,290 Do you want to tell me what's going on with you? 264 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,208 ...my entire week with your married, perfect, little nest... 265 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,793 - Yeah, it's so perfect. - ...of a family. 266 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,712 Do you know what it's like to be dating at my age? 267 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,256 - Okay. - And to not have found anyone at my age? 268 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,925 Do you have any idea what it's like? 269 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,136 It's pathetic. There's nobody left. 270 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,514 I'm just going to end up alone and like a freak like Aunt Edie! 271 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,474 Oh. Oh, Tina... 272 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,435 - Fuck, I can't believe it. - Oh, Tina! 273 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:58,104 My God, that's a real thing in your mind? 274 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,733 It's not even possible. Come on. 275 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:06,321 Oh, honey, you're so beautiful. You're so special. 276 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,489 - I don't care. - You're not old. 277 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,283 I feel so old, dude. 278 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,035 No, you're really not. 279 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,871 - You're perfect. - You have everything, I don't have anything, 280 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,289 and I'm older than you. 281 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,918 Tina. Listen. 282 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,420 Why don't you come out with us tonight? 283 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,839 - What? - Come with me and Brett, 284 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,674 come on date night with us. 285 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,176 No, no, no, no, no. 286 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,302 Please. 287 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,763 Honestly, it sounds like y'all really need your... 288 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,473 Nope. No. 289 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,849 - I don't want to go. - We do not need... 290 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,684 What if I need you to go? 291 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,019 - What are you talking about? - Everything's fine. 292 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,813 - What's the matter? - I can't... I was just discovered. 293 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,273 What are you talking about? 294 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,193 Okay, I was fucking jerking off. 295 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,153 Really? 296 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,822 I don't know how else to put it. I was touching myself. 297 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,491 It all sounds creepy. 298 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,117 He walked in and caught me, 299 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,746 and acted like he walked into the middle of a fucking gangbang, 300 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,415 like I'm doing something so kinky. 301 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,044 I was doing something a little... I had some clothespins. I was... 302 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,337 What? 303 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,880 Forget I said that. It doesn't matter. 304 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,050 Anyway, the point is, he came in, he went crazy. 305 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,803 "Why don't you want to have sex with me?" Because I can't... 306 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,805 It's been very hard for me to... 307 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,474 Wow, okay, so that's, like, a lot you just unloaded on me. 308 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,267 - I'm sorry. - And just consider it done. 309 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,602 I've got your back tonight. 310 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,145 Oh, my God, thank you, thank you, thank you. 311 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,898 I've got your masturbating, fucking slutty back. 312 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,364 - So, this is date night? - Yeah. 313 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,907 Yup. 314 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,743 What happens after this? 315 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,912 What do you mean? 316 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,374 There's not really an after... 317 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,376 Like, there's a dessert, usually, 318 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,295 and we'll... Sometimes, we'll stay here or we'll go to like, another place too. 319 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,131 Yes, we'll go to Froyo. 320 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,716 Yeah, that's good. That's good. 321 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,551 I like frozen yogurt. 322 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,969 It's so good. 323 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,929 - With the toppings. - Yeah. 324 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,390 How does everybody like the wine? 325 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,767 A little too oaky for my tastes. 326 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,894 - He is being facetious. - Really. 327 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,938 - I'm sending it back. - I'll tell you, I'll take you... 328 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,107 - Oh, Tina, no. - Whoa, whoa. 329 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,610 - Hey! Who the fuck do you think you are? - Hey. 330 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,820 - Oh, shit. - Who the fuck 331 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,488 - do you think you are? - Okay, Jesus. 332 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,781 You break up with someone over text? 333 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,034 All right, knock it off, can I get my hat back? 334 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,160 You can't get your fucking hat back! 335 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,204 I didn't break up with you, by the way. Okay? I'm not your boyfriend. 336 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,956 Yeah, I know you're not my fucking boyfriend. 337 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,291 - That's not the point. - So, can I have my hat back? 338 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,959 The point is how can you be so fucking rude? 339 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,045 And you should fucking have better manners than that. 340 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,296 And when did you meet her? 341 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,131 Was this today? Did you meet him today? 342 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,549 - Don't answer her, please. - I just want to know. 343 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,051 Did you meet him today? That's all I want to know. 344 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,635 - Okay, this is... This is why... - What have you... 345 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,014 This is why I did not respond to your thousand calls and your fucking texts! 346 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,975 Because you're batshit crazy, lady! 347 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,019 - Tina Morris! - You're crazy... 348 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,521 Oh, my God, I haven't seen you in so long! 349 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,065 - Tina Morris! - What are you doing? 350 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,109 I thought you were still back in the Congo! It's me, it's Alex. 351 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,737 We worked with Priscilla together at the Jane Goodall Institute. 352 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,322 You don't remember? You don't recognize me. 353 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,616 Okay, I've changed. I've lost a little hair. 354 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,035 Here's a little visual aid for you. Do you remember now? 355 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,204 Picture me. I'm in a jungle. There's bananas everywhere. 356 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,920 Get away. Get out of here. 357 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,130 Get the fuck... Get away from me! 358 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,557 Brett... 359 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,019 - What are you doing? - You gotta know when to fold 'em, 360 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,395 you gotta know when to kick 'em in the nuts. 361 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,480 Follow me. 362 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,412 - Do you have any more toilet paper? - Yeah, there's more in the back. 363 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,914 Can you get it? All of it? 364 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:49,460 Sure. Hey, Bo, go ahead and get the rest of that toilet paper in the back. 365 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,545 Here, eat this. 366 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,047 - I don't... I don't want... - You eat it, it'll make you feel better. 367 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,559 I know shit. 368 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,232 Strawberry Hill? 369 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,733 You know it. 370 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,026 Yeah! 371 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,488 Listen up, every motherfucker in this van 372 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,741 is chugging Strawberry Hill, right now, 373 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,660 or else they get kicked out. 374 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,120 Yes, I'm in. 375 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,288 Dude, I'm driving. 376 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,373 Then get back here and chug before you drive. 377 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,417 - Let's go. I'm not fucking around. - All right. 378 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,836 Tina, give me your phone, now. 379 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,212 Easy, Michelle, easy. 380 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,423 - Ah. Thank you. - Here we go. 381 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,800 Your music library is insane. 382 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,177 - Oh, that's awful. - Oh, it's so good. 383 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,469 No, it's gonna be amazing. 384 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,013 - How's that? - Go ahead, Michelle. 385 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,222 You know it, bitch. 386 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,765 - Whoa! - Mmm. 387 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,602 Oh, yeah. 388 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,229 Ooh! Whoa! 389 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,564 I'm gonna snarf. 390 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,773 - That's dirty. - Shut up. 391 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,900 Rebel! 392 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,449 They look like they're having so much fun. 393 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,118 Yeah, they do. 394 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,334 I have something I need to get off my chest. 395 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,505 I'm not sure you're going to like it. 396 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,763 What... Wow! 397 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,682 I told you. 398 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,183 - Oh, shit, car. - Car! 399 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,521 Car! Go, go! 400 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,605 Oh! 401 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,316 Go, go, go, go! 402 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,156 Come on! Over here! 403 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,325 - Is it safe? - All clear. 404 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,627 I wonder what that douchebag's face looks like now. 405 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:40,423 - He is not gonna like it. - I know, it's, like, um, confusion... 406 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,426 Mmm-mmm. - A little bit of fear. 407 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,386 - Jesus, this foot stinks. - Blow me, dude. 408 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,554 Oh, shit. 409 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,723 So much gluten in this taco. 410 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,558 There's no gluten in there, dude. 411 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,726 It's delicious. 412 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,103 You guys, I don't want to be the party-pooper, 413 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,898 but if we're going to get to the airport on time, Tina, for your flight, 414 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:58,983 we gotta get moving. 415 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,067 Boo. 416 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,403 Mmm. 417 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,739 I'm not going. 418 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:07,908 I just... 419 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,161 I really am done with Houston. 420 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,621 I just gotta keep moving forward. 421 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,751 Would y'all mind if I stayed with you for a little longer? 422 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,589 They seem really excited. 423 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,007 Mmm-mmm. - No, of course. 424 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,344 - Of course you can stay. You're family. - Mmm. 425 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,974 Whoo! 426 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,021 All right, come on, lady. This way. 427 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,774 - Here's our room. - Oh. 428 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,444 - Hi, bed. - You got this. 429 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,946 - Yeah, I just... - Put that whole thing down there. 430 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,323 I'm just tired. 431 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,158 - Totally. - I'm, like, a little... 432 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,702 - That wine is a little much, but... - Yup. 433 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,955 These honkin' shoes. 434 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,709 - All right, sit up for a second, hold this. - Oh. 435 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,797 You're gonna be really happy about this in the morning. 436 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,673 - Here you go. - Oh, so smart. 437 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:09,845 - You got it? - Mmm. 438 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,138 - Yeah. - All right. 439 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,141 - Lay it down, lady. - Thank you for thinking about that. 440 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,852 Let it all go. It's all over. 441 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,980 Thank you. Oh, you're such a good husband. 442 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,650 Yeah. 443 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,662 Why don't you want to have sex with me anymore? 444 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,462 I don't know. 445 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,190 Hey. 446 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,653 Nice. 447 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,029 Oreos. 448 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,699 Where'd you find these? 449 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,033 What is your plan? 450 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,661 - After I eat these Oreos? Or before? - Yes. 451 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,705 Oh, what I meant was are you leaving tomorrow? 452 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,248 I don't know yet. 453 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,044 Well, are you gonna fucking decide? 454 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,297 It's tomorrow. 455 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,299 Why... Why do you... Why so many questions? 456 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:29,884 - I don't... - No, no, I was just curious, 457 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,969 you know, what the... You know... 458 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:35,431 How long the living arrangements are gonna be... 459 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,893 - ...like so. Because, you know... - Oh! Oh, oh, I see. 460 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,271 - It's like... - I see. You're trying to edge me out. 461 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:45,024 No, I just think that you know, it's... 462 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:49,653 Like, when I stay somewhere I like to have, you know, like, my stuff, and my space. 463 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:50,738 - Yeah. Mmm-hmm. - You know. 464 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:55,534 I can't sleep with just any circumstances. I need it to be quiet. I need it to be dark. 465 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,745 - You know, I need things... - Wait, you need it to be quiet? 466 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,497 - Well... - Uh-oh. 467 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:03,000 Do you know what a deviated septum is? 468 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:06,378 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 469 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,631 It's gonna be fine. This is what it's gonna be like. 470 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,054 Honestly, I don't think that's funny at all. 471 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,096 That's real. 472 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,390 Well, why don't you get an operation or something? 473 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,934 Get a hotel room. It's easy. 474 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,477 I'm not gonna get... I'm her sister. 475 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:25,064 It, like, makes sense that I sleep here. You get a hotel room. 476 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:26,774 I have no money. 477 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,025 Well, that's pathetic. 478 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:31,195 Are you kidding? I know. It's horrible. 479 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,405 I have no money. I'm just saying... 480 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:35,407 This is so awesome. I really just... 481 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:40,871 My life is so abundantly full of blessings and gifts and joys. 482 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,873 We're gonna have a blast. We're going to be roomies! 483 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,375 You were supposed to leave for Detroit. 484 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,585 We're gonna, like, share stuff, like... 485 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,170 Like stories, first of all. 486 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:51,048 We're gonna share stories, uh, sweatshirts. 487 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,216 Maybe not that one. 488 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,468 - No. Nope. - Underwear, socks. 489 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,054 Even share cookies. 490 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,224 Cookies. 491 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,810 Don't come near me. Don't. 492 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,311 Here's the little cookie 493 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,354 Don't. 494 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:06,480 Here's a little cookie 495 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,648 I'm not gonna eat that cookie. 496 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:08,732 Open up your mouthie... 497 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,485 Get your fucking stubby, fat hands away from me... 498 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,237 Eat the cookie Eat the little cookie 499 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,030 ...'cause I'll fucking kill you in a minute. 500 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,198 Eat the little cookie 501 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,491 There we go! 502 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,159 - God. - Good, and touchdown! 503 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,996 Houston Cougars, seven points. 504 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,248 Actually, six points. It'll be seven with the extra point. 505 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,666 Somebody get me a revolver. 37818

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