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♪ Dirty money, dark room ♪

Good morning, my darling.

♪ The devil's got a seat Next to you ♪

♪ Black cat, tight noose ♪

♪ Luck is always overdue ♪

♪ Beginning and the end ♪

♪ Something you can't fight ♪

♪ Born with all these demons Taking all the light...♪

Ugh...

♪ Bloodlines It's in the bloodlines ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ Bloodlines It's in the bloodlines ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ Walk on glass and kerosene ♪

♪ They all know your name On the street ♪

♪ You can't escape the legacy ♪

♪ Shadows follow you At your feet ♪

♪ Hereditary, adversary Knife at your throat ♪

♪ Try and try and try But it will never let go ♪

♪ Forever curse the name ♪

♪ Because you reap What they sow ♪

♪ Reap what they sow ♪

Jesus.

All the mugs are dirty.

I know. We need a new cleaner.

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ Bloodlines It's in the bloodlines ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

Oh, my God. Ugh!

♪ Bloodlines It's in the bloodlines ♪

♪ It's in the blood... ♪

Ria! Hiya. Have you got a minute?

Sorry.

Do you know Claire, across the street?

With the dogs?

Well, she's got a new cleaner. A lovely young Polack.

Only, erm... Well, they're charging 9.50 an hour.

Which is a bit less than you.

Right.

Is that something you'd be comfortable with?

- Sorry... - Could you come down to 9.50?

Erm... I...

Well, if you're going to be funny about it,

let's just call it a day, shall we?

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

♪ Bloodlines It's in the bloodlines ♪

♪ It's in the blood ♪

Excuse me.

You used to sell these individually.

I work on the cheese counter.

Hmm.

Would all available checkout colleagues

please make their way to the tills?

Oi! Can't take those.

What? Oh, erm... sorry, I thought they were free...

- Shoplifting, that is. - Right.

Gonna put 'em back or do you want me to call the police?

How is that shoplifting if they're already paid for?

First of all, abusive behaviour towards staff...

Abusive? How am I being abusive? Can you not?

...ain't tolerated.

And, B, I'm gonna need to search your bag.

Get off! Get off!

- You can't do that. - Fuck.

Either leave or I'll call the police.

- Your choice. - I'm leaving.

- She hasn't done anything. - Miss, I'm dealing with it.

There we are.

Have your food back.

Bit of a twat, wasn't he?

A Napoleon complex-- isn't that what they call it?

Angry little men.

Francesca. Fran.

Ria.

Hi, Ria.

Napoleon wasn't a little man.

Excuse me?

He wasn't short. It's a myth, apparently.

Oh.

My last cleaner, Anna, she was wonderful.

Ended up moving away,

and I've been stuck with an agency. They're not good.

Right.

You're a cleaner, right?

I don't-- I don't need charity, thanks.

No, no. It's not charity. And it would be a trial shift,

not a job.

It would pay well, I can promise you that.

Have a think about it.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Who was she?

Don't know, but looked like she had money, so...

Well, sounds like she was hitting on you.

She wasn't hitting on me, Lee.

How do you know? Have you seen you?

You are super sexy.

Come on, let's go.

Did you bring Sharla's card?

No...

What? Oh, Lee.

I literally asked you to do one thing. Are you...

Ta-da!

- Argh! - Oh, come on,

that didn't hurt, you little baby.

Do you want it? Do you want it?

Just give it here.

Go on, then. Have it.

- Oh, Ria! - Hello.

- Oh, sorry we're late. - My fault. Doing my hair.

Happy birthday. There's something inside.

It's not much, but... Oh, is that new?

Yeah, it's from my mum.

Lush, innit?

- It is lush. - What you drinking, then?

Erm...

Vodka Diet Coke. And Sambuca.

I'll have. Erm...

- Come on. Just give me a card. - Yeah, right. Erm...

Just half a lager. Whatever they've got.

- Right. - Come on.

- Yeah. - We're going outside.

Has he got a job yet?

Nah, he's still looking. Just...

It's hard, there's not much out there.

Where's he looking?

Sharla, he's trying. He is.

He's not trying, though, is he?

Ria.

You're stunning and brilliant, and funny,

and so smart...

Yeah, well, we've been together since school.

Oh, so what? What does that mean?

He's never gonna give you what you want.

Maybe you loved him once, when you were, what, 16?

You're just mates now. Do you even have sex?

Ria, you want to travel,

get married one day, have kids. He doesn't.

That's not what he said.

It's exactly what he said.

We couldn't afford it anyway, so...

Ugh! The boy's a leech. Lee the Leech.

You were the one who was meant to get out,

do something with your life.

You think this is what your mum would have wanted for you?

- Cos it's not. - Well, she's not here, is she?

Just don't say I didn't warn you.

Thank you so much.

Hello, birthday girl!

Hey, it's my birthday!

Yeah, how many taxis are we having?

Yeah, just two. I'm not waiting...

In 100 yards, turn right.

Wow. No way.

What the hell?

Hello?

Hello?

It's Ria. The cleaner.

Hello?

Hello?

Is anyone in?

Hello?

Oh, my God!

- I'm sorry. - Oh, my God.

- Hello, Ria. Hi. - Hi.

You found us, then.

Hi. Simon. Frannie's husband.

Ria. I'm Ria.

Scared the shit out of me, that did!

Sincere apologies.

Well, er, I'll leave you both to it, shall I?

Call me from the airport.

Yep. Love you.

Love you.

Lovely to meet you.

Bye.

Oh, Ria, sorry, I should have called,

but we're going to have to reschedule.

Er, the printers were meant to deliver these invites

last week, and I've got to get them in the post

before it's too late, so, sorry...

It's... Erm, well, I can help.

Erm...

If you wanted.

Or, er... Sorry, I didn't mean to...

Y-yes, why not?

Erm... many hands make, er...

you know, whatever that saying is.

OK, that's great. Come on, follow me.

It's high-end furniture, light fittings,

that sort of stuff.

We import from the States, Asia, Europe...

I mean, obviously that's not as easy as it used to be, but...

We do refurbs, refits, design services, but...

this will be my first studio space.

Mmm. So this is like a-a party, then?

Mmm. A party.

A launch. A grand opening.

Stress-inducing nightmare.

Something like that.

Your husband seemed really nice.

Mmm, I think so.

We run the company together.

Does he travel a lot?

Mmm, he does.

He sources, er, the new products,

and deals with the manufacturing,

so he's usually away.

India, China, Shanghai... But he really loves it, so...

What about you? I don't see a ring.

Er... no. Just me and my boyfriend.

No family?

No, not really.

What does "not really" mean?

Erm...

My dad wasn't around.

And my mam died when I was younger.

Sixteen.

I'm so sorry.

That's OK.

What about school at that age?

Erm, well, I didn't really get to finish my GCSEs,

and after that...

Erm, my mam just...

My mam was always a cleaner, so...

here I am.

But what did you want to do,

if you could have done anything?

Erm...

God, I don't know.

Erm...

Er, I don't know. I always wanted to travel.

Yeah. My-- my gramps was in the Army, Navy,

when he was younger,

and he went all around the world.

He went to New Zealand, Australia... Everywhere.

Er, God, yeah, he used to tell me about it.

But his favourite place,

the place he loved the most, was Italy.

- Mmm! - His...

Positano, he said.

He was always banging on about it.

Oh, I mean, I've been to Malaga

with my mate Sharla and her mam,

but that's about it.

If you want to travel, you should. I mean-- pfft!--

the Amalfi Coast is incredible.

Yeah, maybe one day.

Mmm.

I'm going to tell you something

that nobody may have told you before,

but all these successful people you see--

these people with great jobs, money, prospects,

these people who travel...

People like you?

They're not smarter or better than you.

That's what they'd like you to think, but they're not.

They just play by different rules,

because they've been told, from the moment they were born,

that they can.

It's the only real difference between private

and comprehensive education in this country--

it's the mentality.

Mentality is, "If not them, then who?

Someone has to be Prime Minister,

someone has to start that company,

someone has to live in a house like this.

Why not you? Why not take?"

There's not much to take on a cleaner's wage.

Do you want to be a cleaner for the rest of your life?

- No. - No.

Just because you were born into it

doesn't mean you have to stay there.

My dad, he came from nothing. He gave me everything.

But you...

you've never had that.

Because you've been conditioned to think

that you're not capable, that you don't deserve.

Because you're too busy being grateful for the crumbs.

Take the fucking loaf, Ria.

Is that it?

Oh, erm... yeah.

Have you eaten?

Er, no.

Well, I can order in.

Just to say thank you. I'm very grateful.

Yeah. Yeah, thanks, yeah.

And I'll give you a tour while we wait.

Sushi?

Master bedroom. Original fireplace.

And the true love of my life, Harper.

Aww, she's sweet.

Yeah. Don't be fooled. She's a total bitch.

And through here...

is the master en suite.

Oh, my God, you've got a settee in your bathroom.

Hmm. I've never sat on it.

Well, you wouldn't, would you, wet?

I think your bathroom is bigger than my entire flat.

Hmm! Onwards.

Guest bedrooms on the top floor.

And cinema room.

Oh, my God.

The tour concludes in the garden.

Guest house. Hardly ever used.

Don't worry about cleaning in there.

Food's here.

Yeah, so the last job he had, he worked security at Asda.

But, like, it was, like, shift work. Nights.

And he got signed off sick, but then...

...he posted that he was at The Big Weekend,

and they fired him.

And he hasn't had a job since.

Ooh, wow.

- So what does he do? - Just plays PlayStation.

Been together since school, so it's like...

Mmm. I've had a varicose vein in my left leg

since Christmas 2020.

Doesn't mean it's a good thing.

Hmm.

Do you love him?

Can't remember not being with him.

I have a friend who was married for years.

One morning she came downstairs and there he was, her husband,

just tipping the milk from his cereal bowl

into his big fat gob,

like he had done every morning since the day they'd met.

And she wanted to kill him.

Because she knew, in that moment,

that she'd wasted half her life with a man she didn't love.

Living a life she didn't want.

So, that summer, she got onto the dating apps.

- Ooh. - Mm-hmm!

She lined up a new man.

She moved out, moved on.

Never been happier. Just saying.

Not sure I want to leave him.

And he doesn't even like cereal.

No-one's saying you have to leave him, Ria.

Just call it due diligence.

I can get you the name of the app, if you want.

How do you feel about starting tomorrow?

What, for the trial?

I think we're probably beyond a trial.

Really?

Yeah.

What about your other jobs?

What, the jobs wanting to pay me 9.50 an hour?

Fran's going to pay double that.

- How much? - Twenty quid an hour.

- Shitting hell. - I know.

Yeah, and she wants me to work four days a week.

Could be real money coming in.

Chance for us to pay back what we owe,

maybe... get a proper place.

Ria, we've got a proper place.

Yeah, well, Lee, I-I can't sleep at night,

cos I'm worried about it.

They're gonna find out. When they do...

They're not gonna find out. No-one is gonna find out.

- It's fine. - All right.

Did you do any applications today?

Yeah.

For what?

You didn't, did you?

Oh, what are you starting on me for now? Just leave it.

I'll do it tomorrow.

I, erm...

I've been stealing food from work for weeks now,

cos we've got no money.

Good thing you just said you're gonna get 20 quid an hour.

Oh, shut the... Fucking hell.

You know what? Literally, I've maxed out my-my overdraft,

and my credit cards. I can't get any more.

- I'm not asking you to. - Listen, you say

- you're gonna get a job. - Yeah.

- Right? You don't. - Yes, but I'm trying.

I've gotta do everything all the time.

I'm trying. Ria, I'm doing everything I can.

No, you're not.

You're sitting there, playing games.

- Ria... - Just leave me alone

for a minute.

Yeah, that's good! More to me!

Fuck's sake.

- Hiya. - Hi.

Hi. Erm, do you have any special instructions, or...

What do you mean?

Like, erm,

have you got a special polish for specific woods, or...

- No. Just, you know-- bleh... - OK.

OK, and what about the, erm...

that little robot cleaner thing?

Oh, you can chuck that out.

She was the interim cleaner.

- Right. Thanks. - OK.

- That's Simon's office. - Oh!

He doesn't like anyone going in there.

- Sorry. - Food's arrived.

OK.

Oh, hello. He's gorgeous.

- When are you meeting him? - No, I'm not.

He's-He's just asked to match with me.

- Ah. - Just looking.

- You're just looking? - Yeah.

Is that what you're doing? Yeah, yeah. I believe you.

- Oh, and before I forget... - Mmm?

...I figured you might want your first week up front.

What?

It's OK. Take it.

- Oh, my God. Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

- What? - What?

- What's so funny? - Oh, no, nothing.

Erm, I'm gonna get a drink. Do you want one?

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

Ria?

There's someone out the back. There's someone out the back.

Oh. You mean Derek.

What?

Derek helps with the garden.

Oh.

Oh.

It's just a drink. Go for a drink.

Yeah. I dunno. Doesn't feel right.

OK. Then don't. Don't go.

Ah, did you put the oven on?

It's an Aga, Ria.

It's always on.

I don't even have anything to wear.

Auntie Fran, we need you! Auntie Fran!

Oh, Martha's shit herself everywhere.

It's all over the car seat.

Er...

...that key is for emergencies, Helen.

Er, yes, and this is an emergency. Look at her.

On our way to Penny's dance class and then boom,

- an explosion. - It stinks.

- Er, "it"? This is your niece. - Mm-hmm.

And that's what happens when you're a mother.

Chaos. Everyday, chaos.

Oh. Who are you?

It's Ria. She's the new cleaner.

Hiya.

Oh. Hi.

Right, better sort her out.

Penny, tell your auntie what you want to drink.

Oh, and I'd love a cup of tea, if there's one going?

But, er...

Auntie Fran, do you want to see my dance?

Uh-huh.

Like and subscribe!

There we are, then.

Oh, sorry about that.

My darling sister and her brood.

It's OK.

Cinderella...

come with me. Come on.

Wow.

What do you think?

Hmm? You said you didn't have anything to wear.

I don't know.

It's just meant to be a casual drink, anyway.

Just try it on.

Come on, haven't got all day. I'll wait out here.

Are you close with your sister?

I mean, we have nothing in common.

Helen thinks that being a mother

is the most important thing in the world.

But that's just because she never had

an ounce of ambition for herself.

I take that as a "no", then.

Did you ever want kids?

Me and Simon talked about it, but, no, no, wasn't for us.

Helen could never quite understand that.

OK. You can turn now.

Wow!

You look stunning.

It fits perfectly.

I'm-I'm a terrible person...

Here.

Here you go.

Borrow this. It's OK.

I've seen you looking at it.

It's not like you can buy one of these

on a cleaner's salary, is it?

Hmm. Almost there.

Hmm.

Sometimes less is more.

She's prettier than you.

- Hey. - Hi.

You weren't this shy on the app.

Sorry. Er... do you want a drink?

- Erm... - I mean, erm...

- what do you want to drink? - Yeah. Sure. Erm...

Do you want... I mean, wine? Cocktail?

Yeah, cocktail. Yeah.

Mojito, or...

Yeah. Yeah, great. Thanks.

- Right. - Thank you.

Yeah, I was lucky--

apprenticeship straight out of school.

- At it ever since. - That's cool.

Yeah, it's-it's good money.

Like, most years I clear 100k, easy.

This last year, probably pushing 150k.

Wow! Ooh.

Not that I have much to do with the finances.

My sister, she deals with all of that for me.

I'm just good at spending it.

Er, so, sorry, what about you? What do you do

for, erm-- for work?

Erm...

Sorry, erm, I-I run a company.

Yeah, erm, high-end furniture, light fittings, refurbishments.

That sort of thing.

So you're like your own... your own boss too?

Erm... yeah. Mmm.

We just... We source from all over the world--

the States, Asia, Europe.

Which isn't as easy as it used to be now, obviously.

Right, so how long have you been doing that for?

God, erm...

It's, erm... a few years now.

- Yeah. - That's...

That's really cool.

Same again?

Oh, yeah. Erm... shall I get that?

Relax. I can buy a round.

That's 24, please.

Twenty-four pound for two drinks?

Two cocktails, £12 each.

Right.

Here. Thanks.

Oh, I'll have the change.

Thank you.

Oh, "Jesus" will be arriving soon, apparently.

Toyota Prius?

- Ha-ha! Yes! - Course he is.

Yes.

Can I text you off the app?

Yeah. Yeah, text me. Yeah.

I don't have your number.

Well, give it here, then. OK, erm...

- Erm, there we are. - There you go.

I'll just call you so you've got mine.

OK.

There we are.

I had a really nice time.

Yeah. Erm... Oh, yeah, he's here.

I... I've got to go.

- Hey, wait. - What?

For Ria?

Well, Jesus is annoying.

Jesus...

Erm...

Bye.

Thank you. Bye.

Hmm. "He was nice." Is that it?

Yeah, he was nice. But I-- I don't know.

I just...

It... It's too weird.

Feels wrong.

- Anything happen? - No.

No!

But it has made me realise

I want to try and make things work with Lee.

Argh! Oh!

Oh, God.

Not again.

Derek...

I'm coming, I'm coming.

OK, wait, wait, wait.

It's OK. I'll call Richard.

Oh! It's a goal!

It's a goal.

Hello.

Hi, Richard. Your dad's had another fall.

- Is he OK? - Yes, I think so...

I don't know.

Can you just come and collect him, please?

OK, I'm leaving now. I'll be there...

- Richard? What happened? - It's my dad.

♪ Never would've thought It'd be me and you...♪

♪ What you did is so mad What you put me through ♪

♪ Trying to cover your back But there's no excuse ♪

♪ Karma be on its way ♪

♪ So lay in the trap That you made ♪

♪ You'll see I'll be just a memory ♪

♪ Deep down I wish you could stay ♪

♪ But you've given me No choice...♪

What was he even doing up a ladder at his age?

I don't know, Richard. I can't have eyes on him 24/7.

Maybe it's time he retired.

Without work, he's gonna get worse.

That's what happens.

I wish you two would stop talking about me

like I'm not here.

I slipped, that's all.

Dad, we're just having a conversation.

Why don't you wait in the car?

I'm not a child, Richard!

Nobody said you were.

Come on. Let's-let's... I'll walk you out, come on.

- I can manage. - OK.

Are you OK?

Get out of here while you can.

Oh, er, that's me done for the day.

OK, thanks.

The, erm...

Who was the man earlier, in the Range Rover?

Erm, that's Richard, Derek's son.

Handles all our shipping logistics.

Has done for years.

Is Derek OK?

Getting old.

I think he's got some type of dementia,

but he won't go to the doctor's,

doesn't want to stop working.

So, it's tough for Richard.

We employ Derek as a favour, really.

I saw you and Richard.

Didn't mean to, but I did.

Do you want to stay for a drink?

Simon's away working so much.

And Richard's here. And he's nice.

And I know he has a wife and children, and I'm married,

and I should feel awful, but I don't.

I suppose that makes me a terrible person.

No, I don't think it does.

Hmm.

Simon and I have been together for so long that we don't...

You don't want to hear about all that.

I do. I do. I'm a right nosy cow.

My husband is lovely and kind...

except when he's not.

Why did you ask me to work for you?

Hmm?

I've never cleaned for anyone like you before, so...

I don't know. You're just different.

I felt sorry for you.

I saw you steal that food,

and no-one should have to live like that.

But it turns out that you are a great cleaner.

And I like having you around.

And you are very smart, Ria.

You can be so much more than you are.

You deserve so much more.

Thank you.

I forgot to ask if you were free this weekend.

Any chance you can housesit?

Hmm.

I need someone to feed the cat.

Lee, guess what we're doing this weekend.

Lee, where are you?

Lee?

Ria, can I call you back?

- Where are you? - At my mum's.

The TV's bust again.

Are you gonna be long, love?

No, you're not. I can hear people.

That's the TV.

You just said it was broken.

I need to call you back.

Are you at the pub?

I'm not at the pub. I've...

I'll call you back in five minutes.

You're seriously at the pub? With what money?

Ria, you're not listening to me.

I just told you, I'm not at the pub.

OK, well, I'm going away this weekend with Sharla.

What? Where?

Bristol. We're staying with a friend.

I'll literally call you back in five minutes.

OK, bye.

Er... I'll give you 100 quid for both.

Fine.

Any problems, just give me a call.

- No wild parties, please. - I'm just going to chill.

Got some Married at First Sight to catch up on, so...

There's some face masks in the bathroom.

You're welcome to them. Enjoy yourself.

- There you go. - Thank you.

♪ Something's got a hold Of me lately ♪

♪ No, I don't know Myself anymore ♪

♪ Feels like the walls Are all closing in ♪

♪ And the devil's knocking At my door, whoa ♪

♪ Out of my mind How many times ♪

♪ Did I tell you I'm no good At being alone?♪

♪ Yeah, it's taking A toll on me ♪

♪ Trying my best to keep ♪

♪ From tearing the skin Off my bones ♪

♪ Don't you know ♪

♪ I lose control ♪

♪ When you're not next to me ♪

♪ I'm falling apart Right in front of you ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ I lose control ♪

Music off!

OK.

Hi.

I wasn't sure if I was in the right house.

Come in.

Bloody hell. This is a bit nice.

Yeah. It's, erm, my parents' house.

- Originally. - Oh.

Do you want a... Do you want a tour?

- Yeah. - Great

This is my office.

Yeah?

And then we have the master bedroom.

- Nice. - Hmm.

Cool.

OK.

Here is the en suite.

With a settee.

Not that I've sat on it,

because you wouldn't, would you, wet?

Guess not.

Erm...

Wine?

Yeah.

Feel like a bit of a knob now.

Why?

Well, when we met, I spent about 20 minutes

banging on about being a plumber

and being my own boss,

giving it the big "I am".

This whole time you're like...

...Kim Kardashian or whatever.

No, I'm really not.

Do you want to watch a film?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

- Oh, no. - Oh, I've got it, I've got it.

Er, you can get some... Oh, thanks.

You got it? Great.

After I get a job, I'm gonna propose.

And when I've got money, I'm gonna do it all properly.

Fuck me. You smack your head or what?

- That black was so jammy. - It wasn't jammy.

- I was aiming for it. - Jam.

Just cos you can't pot anything.

What you being a prick for? Just give me a drink.

Gaynor, I ain't gonna serve you.

My money not good enough for you,

is it, you big bald twat?

You heard.

Your mam's on one again.

- Yeah, I gotta go. - See you later.

Come on, then, Gaynor, what you having?

All right, Lee?

What are you doing here?

- You what? - Where's Ria?

Dunno. She's your girlfriend.

Why the fuck aren't you in Bristol?

What are you talking about, Bristol?

Don't fucking swear at me. I ain't even heard from Ria.

Oh, no! I knew it.

Oh... Er...

What?

Nothing.

Oh, they're gonna be...

Oh, my God, what? Have I got something on my...

Just say it. Say it.

Do you ever do coke?

Oh... my God.

Yeah, it's good stuff.

Hang on. You've got a bit of, er...

What?

- What? - Can I...

- Yeah. - Yeah?

What?

You're so fucking hot.

Come here.

Come on, look here.

Come on.

Sorry...

- Who is it? - No-one. No-one. Come here.

Hi, this is Ria. Please leave a message.

Hi, it's me. I got halfway there

and realised I forgot my bloody key.

Absolute shitshow.

Anyway,

Waze says I should be there in ten minutes.

- Oh, turn it off. - No, wait, wait, wait.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Erm...

- What's going on? - One sec.

I got halfway there

and realised I forgot my bloody key.

Absolute shitshow.

Anyway, Waze says I should be there in ten minutes.

Erm... We need to leave.

Go out... Go out somewhere.

What?

Like, go for a walk or something. It'll be nice.

What are you talking about?

Can you not do that? Please.

Just get out. You've got to... Just leave.

Why?

- Because... - Who keeps calling you?

What are you being weird for now?

We were having a good night.

Who keeps calling you?

My boyfriend. He's on the way back home.

So I need you to leave.

Can you just get out?

I can't tell if you're joking.

Oh, my God, I'm being very serious. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- This is fucked. - Can you...

This is fucked!

My God. Are you listening? Get out.

- Actually, I need the toilet. - Yeah, fine.

Just use the downstairs one, then fuck off.

So, why are you being like that for?

I'm not being like anything. Can you just leave? Please.

I've asked you.

You're lying. You're a shitty little liar.

Cos I saw that photo that you just hid.

- I saw it when I came in. - Oh, my God, just leave!

Their house, is it?

Cos as sure as fuck ain't yours.

- Who are you, then? - Oh, just get out.

- Go on. Who are you? - I've asked you to get out.

Housekeeper? The PA? Cleaner?

You're the... That's it, you're the cleaner.

Get out!

- You're the fucking cleaner! - Get the fuck-- I said get out!

Don't, don't, don't!

You stupid bitch!

Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

Emergency. Which service do you require?

- Police. Please, please... - Open the door!

Can you help me? Please can you help me?

Help me! Help!

999. What's your emergency?

Come here!

Come here!

Get off! Ow, ow, ow! Get off! Get off! Get off!

You wanna show me up?

Get up! Get the fuck up!

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