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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:09,618 [thud] 2 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:12,842 Now, I don't want you to feel bad. 3 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:15,406 You did very well. The problem is, 4 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,626 you don't know how to set boundaries. 5 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,937 And until you figure that out, I don't know what to tell... 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,804 [cell phone rings] Excuse me. 7 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,459 [ringing stops] 8 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:25,594 It's all about the boundaries. 9 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:26,856 Every important relationship... 10 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,249 [cell phone rings] 11 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,725 I'm so sorry. 12 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,683 This is... [ringing stops] 13 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:34,121 [ringing resumes] Oh, my God. 14 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:37,080 What? What? 15 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,474 WOMAN: What are you doing? 16 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,563 -I'm busy. -What do you want? 17 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:43,130 -Come over. -I can't. 18 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,523 -Why not? -Because I'm working, Angela. 19 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:48,748 -...Boo! -Come on, I need you... -[man sputtering] 20 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:51,268 Ah, ah, ah, do not move, do not move. 21 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:52,970 You do realize there are other people 22 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,319 in this world besides you, you know? 23 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:55,755 -I have a life... -[Angela scoffs] 24 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:57,539 Oh, nice. Real mature. 25 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,624 Fine, I'll call someone else. 26 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:02,109 I'm sure the police would be happy to hear from me. 27 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,020 You wouldn't dare. 28 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,983 I've got my special phone on speed dial. 29 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,897 God damn it! 30 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,765 [hangs up] 31 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,464 Unbelievable... 32 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:16,119 [muttering] 33 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:17,947 Women, you know? 34 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:22,560 [man groaning] 35 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:25,041 [eerie theme music] 36 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:28,958 ♪ 37 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:14,181 [Joseph sighs] 38 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:17,311 Okay. Boundaries. 39 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:21,837 It's just boundaries. 40 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,020 Boundaries. 41 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,410 You got this. 42 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,678 [sighs] I told you to lock the gate. 43 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,334 All right, good. 44 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:44,033 It's still there, good. 45 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,037 Angela. 46 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,041 Angela? 47 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,010 Are you kidding me? 48 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,095 Angela. 49 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,536 How many times I have to tell you, 50 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:07,060 you got to lock the doors and the gate. 51 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,492 It's not safe. 52 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:09,628 You don't know what person would just 53 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:12,714 come walking right in here... 54 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,979 Oh, sure, okay. 55 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,894 Everything's a game. 56 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:20,156 Yep, okay... 57 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,683 [Angela screaming] 58 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,420 [laughing] 59 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,335 Ow! Okay, that's enough. 60 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,468 -I can't believe it. -You came! 61 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,470 Don't tickle me, stop! 62 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:31,602 "Don't tickle you..." 63 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,604 Angela, get off of me! 64 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:36,089 [laughter] 65 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:38,087 Jesus, Angela! 66 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,444 You came. 67 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,054 Of course I came. 68 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,235 You keep blackmailing me, and I keep coming. 69 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,404 I could just kill you, you know. 70 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:54,277 I know, but you're not going to. 71 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,626 Oh, yeah? 72 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,324 Why is that? 73 00:03:57,454 --> 00:04:00,152 Because... 74 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,330 you're obsessed with me. 75 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,506 [blender whirring] 76 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:19,389 [whirring stops] The juice is ready. 77 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,655 You want a little juice? 78 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,527 -No. -Come on, just try some. 79 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,089 I'm not drinking right now. 80 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,875 Oh, my God, you're so not fun anymore. 81 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:29,838 Why do you need three blenders? 82 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,750 What is this? 83 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,752 Why do you care? 84 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:37,150 Because it's my money and we have an understanding. 85 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,369 I will cover your basic needs... 86 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:39,935 [mocking robot noises] 87 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,498 [slurring] I'm a kept woman! 88 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,631 So I just am needing some things... 89 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:46,677 -Yeah, but three blenders... -Hey, hey! 90 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,549 I want you to meet Ronaldo. 91 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:51,813 Ronaldo, he makes me special drinks. 92 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:53,336 Okay? 93 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:56,165 And this handsome man is Salvador. 94 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,775 And Salvador came with 95 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,517 a beautiful water bottle named Eleanor. 96 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,262 And I really, really wanted a water bottle, 97 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,046 I couldn't get it without the blender. 98 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,397 And this one, 99 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,092 this delicate flower, 100 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,703 she's still a virgin. 101 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,448 See that? 102 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:18,143 And I think you know exactly why. 103 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,407 Hmm? 104 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,365 What are you talking about? 105 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:24,933 What do you mean what am I talking about? 106 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,417 I don't know what you're talking about. 107 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,677 That was... 108 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:33,811 This is a wedding present, you fucking asshole! 109 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,687 -Wedding? -What are you talking about? 110 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,863 -Are you a fucking idiot? -The way you misremember... 111 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:39,168 This was our wedding present! 112 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,905 No, no, you misremember things. 113 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:42,563 -You misremember things! -No, you come up with... 114 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,478 -I don't come up with stories! -You come up with... 115 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:45,740 Angela, I'm not getting... 116 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:48,870 Why are you yelling at me? 117 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,355 You said to come, and I came. 118 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,353 What do you need? 119 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,356 Okay... 120 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:02,100 What? Is it the toilet? 121 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,580 No, no. 122 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,369 Tell me what you need. If it's a toilet, 123 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,805 -there's people you can call... -No, it's not... 124 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,415 -Well, what is it? -Because I can't... 125 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:11,719 Hey, I want you to look right in my eyes 126 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:14,939 when I tell you this is that I missed you. 127 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:17,511 I miss you. I miss you. 128 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:20,162 You're just so busy these days. 129 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,990 You're so busy with this 130 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,689 fancy killer job of yours, and that's awesome. 131 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,782 I'm so happy for you. 132 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:29,523 And I was happy. 133 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:32,696 I'm happy that I gave up all my dreams 134 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,394 to take care of Mama... 135 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:38,528 -Oh, my God. -You are conflating things again. 136 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:41,052 I don't remember. 137 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,838 I don't remember. 138 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,143 And you don't remember. 139 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:48,930 So this conflating is what I have. 140 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,674 Okay, haven't you had enough of that? 141 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,157 Come on, you are really drunk. 142 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,069 Mmm! I'm not drunk! 143 00:06:58,156 --> 00:06:59,984 I'm not drunk! 144 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,900 I just want you to be nice! 145 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:06,034 [sobbing] 146 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:09,341 I just want you to be nice. 147 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,825 Wait, don't do that. 148 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,475 Okay, don't do that. 149 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,695 I'm sorry, come on. 150 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,004 Come on... 151 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:17,262 Ow! Don't touch me! 152 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,916 Okay, all right. 153 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:26,881 A little sip. 154 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,431 I told you I'm not drinking. 155 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:29,714 -Little tiny sip. -Angela, I don't want... 156 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:30,932 -Just a little sip... -I don't want. 157 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,539 -A little sip! -Fine. 158 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,628 Okay, I'll take one little sip. 159 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,111 Okay, but just a little sip. 160 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:37,896 Do you want me to sip or not? 161 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,459 You just get so crazy. 162 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:40,677 Okay, go. 163 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,157 Mmm! 164 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:43,637 [Angela laughs] 165 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,684 Let's go swimming! 166 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,817 Angela, I told you I don't have time. 167 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,906 Oh! 168 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:56,301 Oh, you don't have time? 169 00:07:56,388 --> 00:08:00,875 Salvador, he doesn't have time. 170 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:04,179 No time for me. 171 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:07,008 You're so busy. 172 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:10,929 I do wonder if you have time 173 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:14,537 to talk to the police? 174 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,365 You wouldn't dare. 175 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,163 Okay, I've got your stupid trunks on. 176 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,425 Come on. 177 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,254 Let's get this over with. 178 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,953 Bet you wanna jump out and scare me first. 179 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,265 For whatever it's worth, I'm very proud of you. 180 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,615 You're holding your boundaries. 181 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,268 And just so you know, 182 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:48,049 you can say no to her. 183 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,616 "No" is the most... 184 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,447 Are you ready 185 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,494 for the greatest night of your life? 186 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:03,064 Why are you wearing that on your head? 187 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:05,588 You are not the only one who gets cameras, okay? 188 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,855 And this one, and this one's waterproof. 189 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,679 It's cool. 190 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,817 [mock gasps] 191 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,040 [slurred humming] 192 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,267 -Okay, you know what? -Hurry it up, please. 193 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,570 -Will you hurry it... -Hey, this is my scene. 194 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:31,919 This is my scene! 195 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,490 You always get to be the star. 196 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,662 Stop interrupting me. 197 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:48,109 You want to know why that is for? 198 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,632 I... 199 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,416 No, no, I don't. 200 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,593 Oh. 201 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,638 Well, well, well. 202 00:09:55,725 --> 00:10:01,688 It looks like you remember some things, don't you? 203 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,606 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 204 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,307 -Don't push me in the pool. -I'm not... 205 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,743 No, I'm serious, because I have a camera. 206 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:10,962 -I have a camera! -I have a camera too! 207 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,524 Angela, I'm serious. 208 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,368 I'm not gonna push you in the pool! 209 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:35,330 [overlapping chatter] 210 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,945 -Don't look at my boobs. -I'm not looking. I'm not... 211 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,120 -Don't look at my boobs. -I'm not looking. 212 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,426 -Don't look at my boobs. -I'm not looking. 213 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,341 -Don't look at my boobs. -I'm not looking. 214 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,817 If you looked at my boobs, 215 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,254 you would remember that I have 216 00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:50,214 the most beautiful boobs. 217 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,655 They're even prettier than mommy's. 218 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,178 Don't you dare talk about mommy's special... 219 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,306 You know she wasn't your mother, right? 220 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,091 Why would you say that? 221 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,010 My God, you can believe whatever you want. 222 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,578 -Don't say that. -She was the like ninth 223 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,663 crazy woman that you convinced 224 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,882 was your mother, so what, so you could... 225 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,932 -[makes kissing sounds] -Stop it, stop it, stop it. 226 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,191 [laughs] I don't care. 227 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,979 You believe whatever you want. 228 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:15,239 I do it all the time, like with you, right? 229 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,506 You're my brother, you're my husband... 230 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,330 Stop! Stop it... 231 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,340 Give me my trunks. Give 'em to me. 232 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,955 They're not your trunks, they're my trunks, I bought 'em. 233 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,957 -Yeah, with my money. -I know with our money, 234 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,345 because we're a family. 235 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:37,305 -Give them to me. -Oh, you want them? 236 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,828 Come and get 'em... 237 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,791 No, I can't do that, I can't come and get 'em 238 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,619 because then the boobs are right there. 239 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,621 Are you not ready yet? 240 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,183 You know I'm not ready. 241 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,581 Okay, all right. 242 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:51,449 I tell you, you can have these back, okay? 243 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,409 But you, you have to do 244 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:57,281 three laps around this pool, 245 00:11:57,368 --> 00:12:00,850 yelling, "I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy's." 246 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,162 You know, I could just kill you right now. 247 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:05,729 I could just strangle the life... 248 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,727 I've seen you naked. 249 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,036 You have not seen me naked. 250 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,821 I've seen you naked so many times. 251 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,470 We used to play doctor. 252 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,169 -We never played doctor. -You are... 253 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:19,303 -We played doctor. -I used to sneak into your room 254 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,653 and you would give me catch-ups. 255 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,655 Catch-ups? 256 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,226 Yes, the follow up appointments, 257 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:26,967 you fucking idiot. 258 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,357 [groans] And you? 259 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,145 Oh, you're so cute. 260 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,104 I would take your little thermometer and I'd put it... 261 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,845 Okay, I'll do the laps. 262 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,582 I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy... 263 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,458 For the last lap, you got to sing it. 264 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,025 -I'm not singing. -You got to sing it. 265 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,331 I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy. 266 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,590 [singsongy] Sing it. 267 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,505 [singsongy] I love Angela 268 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,856 and her boobies more than mommy... 269 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,253 -Finish strong. -Okay, okay. 270 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,212 I finished strong. Now, can I have my trunks? 271 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,780 You know what, it was so fun, I want you to do two more laps. 272 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,783 Two more? 273 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,523 Ooh, you better put that fishing pole away, 274 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:08,606 you're gonna catch a mermaid! 275 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,229 You know, I forgot how much I love swimming. 276 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,492 It's just what... 277 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:21,322 Is that the special wedding blender? 278 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,325 Well, yes, it's a very special night. 279 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,240 I thought it was the perfect night 280 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,633 for her to pop her cherry. 281 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,461 So, to us... 282 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,468 But that's not all. That's not all. 283 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,336 There's another thing. 284 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,381 Angela, that's too much. 285 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,561 -No, it's not too much. -You just sit there. 286 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,298 Don't move. Don't move. 287 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,431 Don't move. Okay. 288 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,266 Look. 289 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,270 You remember? 290 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,104 Kind of? 291 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,667 It's our first movie. 292 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:05,065 We starred in it together. 293 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,671 Wait, when? 294 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,412 In high school, you remember? 295 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,849 We went to Major Video, 296 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,551 and we rented Lone Star by John Sayles 297 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:16,072 and Night Eyes, starring Tanya Roberts. 298 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,248 Both low budget masterpieces. 299 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,555 One a very dubious, 300 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,384 incestral sexual relationship. 301 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:26,778 And another... 302 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,912 A late-night Skinemax masterclass in sexual tension 303 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,914 featuring surveillance as a metaphor 304 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:35,356 for control, desire, and obsession. 305 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,311 You said we should make a film 306 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,227 combining both of those elephants. 307 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,358 Surveillance... 308 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,012 BOTH: And incest. 309 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,757 I remember, yes! 310 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,321 Yes, and we wrote the script together. 311 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:50,458 Do you remember that? It was about a woman 312 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:54,328 who was on house arrest, 313 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:58,292 and her captor who put surveillance cameras 314 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:02,775 all around her house 315 00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:06,818 because he did not want her to get out, 316 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,174 but he didn't want anyone else to get in. 317 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,958 Because if he couldn't have her, 318 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,608 no one could. 319 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,785 And do you know why? 320 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,830 Because he was obsessed with her. 321 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,138 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 322 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:25,450 Isn't that just the most romantic thing 323 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,491 you've ever heard in your whole life? 324 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,450 So what do you say, you wanna take 325 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,064 a little stroll down memory lane? 326 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,757 I think we should. 327 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,025 Okay, here we go. 328 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,283 You're gonna love this. 329 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,849 It's amazing. 330 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,590 Okay. 331 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,592 I'm so excited. 332 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,333 Okay. 333 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,031 [VCR whirring] 334 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,818 Just wait for a second. 335 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,472 [whirring intensifies] 336 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,131 [loud clicking] 337 00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,741 Wait, no, no, no, no, no! 338 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,786 No, no, no, no, no! 339 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,963 No, no, no! No, no, no, no! 340 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,574 [sobbing] 341 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,010 Let me see it... 342 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,711 -[loud sobbing] -It's the only starring role 343 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:13,146 I've ever had in my whole life! 344 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,408 I can fix it. 345 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,845 -You can't fix this! -It's ruined. 346 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,500 It's ruined, the whole thing is ruined. 347 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:20,853 Okay, maybe it is ruined. 348 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,677 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 349 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,331 What can I do? 350 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,898 I just think you should drink some of this. 351 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,078 You want me to have a sippy? 352 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,470 Okay. 353 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:32,299 -[whimpering] -Okay, what... 354 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,561 More? More? More? Okay, okay. 355 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,085 More of that, please. 356 00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:38,131 Oh, God, this is so sad. 357 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,564 -What else can I do? -What else? 358 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,698 Okay, uh, well, I mean... 359 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,355 I was just thinking, you know, 360 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,884 because it's ruined and all, 361 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:55,144 there's one more thing you could maybe do. 362 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,450 But I don't know. 363 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,234 I don't think I could ever ask to. 364 00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:01,368 -No, it's okay... -You're so busy. 365 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,283 -I'm not that busy. -What is... 366 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,677 You're so busy, but... 367 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:10,377 I think we remake this movie tonight. 368 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,425 [ominous techno music] 369 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,385 ♪ 370 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,821 JOSEPH: Hello? 371 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,304 Ma'am? 372 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,223 Come in. 373 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,186 I hear you need a handyman 374 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:36,363 to put up some surveillance cams 375 00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:39,406 so that no one comes in and out. 376 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:43,932 Oh, well, you heard that correctly. 377 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,415 [music swells] 378 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,898 [music stops] I forgot, what happens next? 379 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,596 She seduces him. 380 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,993 She takes his hand, 381 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,425 and she puts it on her... 382 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,122 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that fast? 383 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,689 Yeah. 384 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,212 I'm not ready for that. 385 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,044 -Why are you being so weird? -We're married. 386 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,524 Yeah, we got married in a ceremony 387 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:07,873 in the backyard in high school. 388 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,349 Yeah, so? 389 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,437 So it's... 390 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,526 It's not done. 391 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,836 Well, it's been done. 392 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,705 We did it a lot of times. 393 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,099 You just don't remember. 394 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,665 Come on. 395 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,277 The cameras are rolling. 396 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,453 Let's just... 397 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,977 Let me help you get started, okay? 398 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,199 Here we go. Good. 399 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,418 Take your hand, nice and slow. 400 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:36,985 Take it, come here. 401 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,509 Oh, yeah. Just like that. 402 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,729 You're going to just take your hand, 403 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,166 put it right there. 404 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:47,387 [loud groan] 405 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,953 Oh, no! 406 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,348 Did you... cream your panties? 407 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,567 No! 408 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,221 I think you did. 409 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,005 I'm not wearing panties. 410 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,662 I'm so sorry. 411 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,363 I ruined our special night. 412 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,318 No, no, no. 413 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,929 You didn't ruin anything. 414 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:11,628 There's plenty more where that came from. 415 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,243 Huh? 416 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,066 Well, I put some special 417 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,722 blue pills in your drink. 418 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,638 [laughing] 419 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,597 You drugged me? 420 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,642 Why are you being so judgy? 421 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,474 You drug people all the time. 422 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,560 That's a totally different context. 423 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,476 Stop resisting me. 424 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:36,479 This is inevitable. 425 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:42,181 This is our destiny. 426 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,096 [loud groaning] 427 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,011 Oh, brother! 428 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,930 [doorbell rings] 429 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,885 -What was that? -Oh. 430 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:54,584 It was probably the handyman. 431 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,892 You called an actual handyman? 432 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,068 N... no, I did. 433 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,332 Because you were right, it was the toilet. 434 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:06,731 But you said you couldn't come. 435 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,904 I just said that! 436 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,427 I always come. 437 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,429 Yes, you do. 438 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,869 Yes, you do, good boy. [doorbell rings] 439 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,911 You always come. You come very quickly. 440 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,960 But it's okay. I'm just go... I'll tell him to go away. 441 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,220 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 442 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,788 -Yes? Yeah? -What if... 443 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,272 What if you didn't send him away? 444 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,401 -Okay. -No, not like that. 445 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,490 I mean, what if... what if, 446 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:34,058 what if you found yourself just a nice, regular handyman 447 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:37,544 and he could fulfill all of your needs? 448 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,238 No! 449 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,896 No, I don't want a nice handyman! 450 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,590 I want you, you fucking idiot! 451 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,596 -You can't have me. -[doorbell continues] 452 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,898 We can't do this anymore! 453 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,340 Fine! 454 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,730 You want me to find a nice handyman 455 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,998 who's going to fulfill all my needs? 456 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,736 Well, maybe I'll just do that. 457 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:16,572 [rapid doorbell ringing] 458 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,812 -Hi. -Hi, um, 459 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,554 I hear your toilet's broken? 460 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:39,298 You heard that correctly. 461 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,302 Follow me. 462 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,491 JOSEPH: Okay, Mr. Handyman. 463 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:07,151 [door shuts] Bit of a handyman myself. 464 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:12,505 There's a tool for every job. 465 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:16,117 [distant chatter] 466 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:19,207 ANGELA: And I'm here by myself 467 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,731 all the time, 468 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,473 all alone. 469 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,257 HANDYMAN: I'm sorry. 470 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,348 My husband is so busy. 471 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:32,006 He told me to hire a handyman 472 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,879 to fill my needs. 473 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,834 All of them. 474 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,401 [indistinct] 475 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:42,535 Yeah. Yeah. 476 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,929 So what do you say? 477 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:49,063 Do you want handy, man? 478 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:54,111 -[tools clattering] -Uh, yeah... 479 00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:56,244 [chuckling] 480 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,075 -[light growling] -Whoa. 481 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,386 [Joseph growls] 482 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,735 [splattering] 483 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,650 [Angela moaning] 484 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,567 [splattering] [moaning] 485 00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,311 [moans] 486 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,879 Oh, yeah! 487 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:25,795 Oh, I knew you still wanted me. 488 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,323 Well, of course I still want you. 489 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,586 I just... I can't have you. 490 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,845 But why? 491 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,977 -I have to go. -No! 492 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:35,936 No, don't you run out on me! 493 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:41,768 [panting] Okay, it's okay. 494 00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:44,992 It's okay. Yep. 495 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:47,730 Boundaries. Boundaries. 496 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,125 Boundaries. 497 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,522 Angela, what are you doing? 498 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,219 You said it yourself. 499 00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:01,918 If you can't have me, no one can. 500 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,659 I never said that. 501 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:06,274 You said it in the movie. 502 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:08,229 What is that around your neck? 503 00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,890 Is that the zapper for the ankle monitor? 504 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,370 Where did you get that? 505 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,372 I got it out of your pants. 506 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,501 It's the only thing I got out of your pants tonight. 507 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,416 Wait, wait, wait... 508 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,944 Cal... let's just calm down, Angela, okay? 509 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,077 Everything's okay. 510 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,644 Let's not do anything stupid... 511 00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:30,294 [zapping] 512 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:32,823 Angela! Angela! 513 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,690 No! Angela! 514 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,213 Angela, wake up. 515 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,954 Wake up. Angela, come on, wake up. 516 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,307 Wake up. 517 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,001 [stirring] 518 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:43,046 Oh, thank God! 519 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,005 Thank God you're okay. 520 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:47,577 Oh, sweetheart. 521 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:50,318 What can I do? What can I do to make you feel better? 522 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,316 Anything. 523 00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:00,455 Anything at all. 524 00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:22,825 [Angela giggles] 525 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,958 [eerie theme music] 526 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,526 ♪ 34686

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