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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,140 --> 00:00:03,199 In other news, Glasgow supermarkets 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,279 have been hit by a surprising new dating fad, 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,920 with single shoppers using pineapples to find love. 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,320 UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS 5 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,959 Gem, have I shown you his profile? 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,799 SHE LAUGHS 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,840 Yeah, definitely has potential. 8 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,600 Yeah, I know, I know. 9 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,799 Yeah. Yeah. I'll send you my location now. 10 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,280 OK, bye. 11 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,000 So, you're an anaesthetist? And you're a teacher. 12 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,199 That's very wholesome for these times. 13 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,480 I'm not sure I'm very wholesome. 14 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,740 Look, Mabel, I think you're lovely. 15 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,650 Hey, erm... 16 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,319 THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY 17 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:24,560 The thing that I should say is, erm... 18 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,239 I'm in a long-term relationship. 19 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,399 And what we're actually looking for is... 20 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,159 ECHOING AND DISTANT: ..is someone to join us... 21 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,210 ..casually. 22 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,719 And we both liked your profile. 23 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:46,120 And now that I've met you, I think this could be really great. 24 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,639 So, what do you think? 25 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,720 Would you be open to something like that? 26 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,640 We only live around the corner. 27 00:02:04,311 --> 00:02:06,399 Ooh! 28 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,760 Egg and cress. Excellent choice. 29 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,200 Tap when you're ready. 30 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,319 PHONE BEEPS 31 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,000 Oh. 32 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,920 PHONE BEEPS 33 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,080 WIND WHISTLES 34 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,400 WIND INTENSIFIES 35 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,439 So... 36 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,060 ..do you think you want kids, then? 37 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,640 I don't know yet. 38 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,919 Right. 39 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,479 Erm, full disclosure, 40 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,640 I've got one, but I... 41 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,680 ..barely see him. 42 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,399 TANNOY JINGLE PLAYS 43 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,759 Can we remind shoppers 44 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,399 that pineapple dating is strictly prohibited? 45 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,720 Any shoppers with an upside-down pineapple will be removed. 46 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,880 # I want you to stay 47 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,320 # Till I'm in the grave 48 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:13,039 # Till I rot away, dead and buried 49 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:17,159 # Till I'm in the casket you carry 50 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,400 # If you go, I'm goin' too. # 51 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,399 The usual place. 52 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,159 We'll see. Oh! Staying out? 53 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,279 Ha! No. I have every intention of going home tonight, Gem. 54 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,920 SHE GIGGLES 55 00:04:45,921 --> 00:04:49,079 Aren't these your favourites, Nancy? 56 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,240 Now, don't say I'm no good to you. 57 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,559 Colin, what have I told you 58 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,730 about flirting with other customers, eh? 59 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,359 Come on, let's get you something. 60 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,119 GEMMA: Hello? 61 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,879 I'm sorry, Gem. Er, yeah. 62 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,680 So, he is SO hot. 63 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,399 THEY LAUGH 64 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,519 No. 65 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,159 So I was literally flailing around in the water. 66 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,479 That's so funny. 67 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,519 I think I'm the first person they've ever asked to stop scuba diving. 68 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,570 No. 69 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,440 I'm having a really nice time. Yeah. Me too. 70 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,239 Can I kiss you? 71 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,440 Would that be all right? 72 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,800 ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS 73 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,680 KISSING SOUNDS 74 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,599 MUSIC DISTORTS 75 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,119 HE PANTS 76 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,480 Oh, my God! Are you OK? 77 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,840 Erm... I... 78 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,080 Sorry, I... 79 00:06:12,791 --> 00:06:16,639 I split up with my ex of, like, four years 80 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,600 a few months ago, and... 81 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,519 We've had to sell the flat. It's... 82 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,119 HE SOBS 83 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,399 Good that you got on that property ladder, though. 84 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,200 HE SOBS 85 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,770 BLOWS NOSE NOISILY 86 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,360 DIALLING TONE 87 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,770 Leave a message. 88 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,199 We only live around the corner. 89 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,319 Barely see him. 90 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,160 We've had to sell the flat! It's... 91 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,200 CHUCKLING: What are you like? 92 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,120 MUSIC PLAYS 93 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,040 MUSIC FADES 94 00:08:17,451 --> 00:08:21,279 Are you doing that pineapple dating thing? 95 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,879 SHE SCOFFS 96 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,759 No! 97 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,119 No. It's OK, I was just... You know. 98 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,720 What does a dating app know that a pineapple doesn't? 99 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,960 Like, compatible geography. 100 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,170 Huh? 101 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,780 What are you even talking about? 102 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,730 Sorry. 103 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,560 What's wrong with you? 104 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,280 SHE GROANS 105 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,640 CHECKOUT BEEPS 106 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,400 Why are you everywhere? You got ID? 107 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,360 They make us ask anyone obviously under 25. 108 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,239 BEEPING 109 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:32,239 Erm...Mabel. Yes, Rory? Yeah. 110 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:36,120 Did I do it wrong, or are you just not interested? 111 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,640 I... 112 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:43,839 Er... 113 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,919 Just... 114 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,279 Yep. Er... 115 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,330 Erm... 116 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,440 Don't worry about it. 117 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:38,240 I know I'm late, but where would you head after? 118 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:44,479 Like, are you heading for the long-lasting dried goods 119 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,920 or the short-expiry reduced aisle? 120 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,799 Erm, I would probably go to the cereal section 121 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,560 and take it from there. 122 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,880 Er, are you free tomorrow? Er... 123 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,320 Rory, clean up at the milk. TANNOY BUZZES 124 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,240 Er... 125 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,359 How about now? 126 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,560 Like, right now? 127 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,000 Huh? 128 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,040 UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS 129 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:44,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8334

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