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I know. I hate Mr. Bergen. He's the worst.

Is that too much work? I don't understand.

I know it works.

You gotta do it or else Mom and Dad are gonna get mad.

Yeah, you're right.

At least next week's field trip's gonna be awesome.

But it's kind of stupid that they're making Mom and Dad find a permission

Right? I know they are, and we're step -parents, but we're both over 18 now.

Like, why do we even need permission slips?

We're nudists! Surprise!

We decided today.

Isn't it amazing?

I feel great.

What are you guys doing?

We're nudists.

Yeah. Does it look like we're joking?

Isn't this great?

What? Is this like some kind of joke? It's not funny.

Are you joking? No.

I'm not joking. I'm not joking.

Do we look like we're joking?

No. Guys, you guys can't be doing this. I don't know why this is happening.

Well, we...

Because we want to.

Yeah. Because we want to.

There's a reason. We're just happy like this. Yeah.

It's a big decision.

Don't worry. You'll get used to it. Maybe you and your step -sister will

join us.

So much fun.

Yeah. It'd be great.

I don't know. This is so crazy.

Oh, well, you know, this is our house, and you live here. And if you don't like

it, you can move out.

I'm kidding. We love you. I hope you stay.

Yeah. Um, okay, but it's kind of new and weird for us, so...

Don't worry. You'll get used to it. In fact, I planned a special dinner for

tonight to celebrate our new way of life.

Yeah. Are they going to eat naked, too?

Uh, yeah.

Everything. Everything naked. Always.

Forever and always, we will be naked.

Under the truth.

It's so good.

Do you want to come help me cook? Of course I do.

We're going to go make dinner. We'll see you guys in a little bit. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, God.

What the fuck's going on?

I don't know what got into them.

They're acting weird, but I guess they're happy.

I guess.

All right.

This is our new life.

Man, I can't believe Mom and Dad are still walking around naked.

You'd think by now they'd come to their senses or something.

I know. I mean, they're our step -parents.

They're supposed to be setting a good example for us.

Now they've, like, really gone off the deep end.

Yeah.

Well, I'm glad that you're still my stepsister and you haven't gone off the

end like them.

So you're the only one in the family that I can actually trust now.

I feel the same way.

We'll look out for each other. Falling out everywhere.

Oh, God.

Come on, man.

What are you kids watching?

Can you get out of the way, please?

I just came in because I thought you might want some oranges.

I'm good.

You know, me and your stepmom, we raised you better than this.

Not to judge people.

Well, you're the one that's... Never mind.

Can you just please move out of the way?

Okay.

But if you want something juicy in your mouth, you just let me know.

Okay. Alright.

Just some homework.

You need help?

Okay.

What's this?

What subject?

Oh, it's math.

Oh, sweetie, this is my best subject. I help your sister out with this all the

time.

Let me help you.

Oh, no, you've got to go here and then here.

Yeah, yeah, like that.

Right there.

Okay.

Just carry the three? Carry it down.

See? This was my best subject in school. You're good.

What are you doing?

Oh, well, you should do the next one.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. You got this.

All right, ready?

Yeah. Left hand, green.

You can do it.

That is right foot yellow.

Okay. All right. Okay. So I'm going to put it in there. There.

There. All right. I'm going to do that. Ready?

And right hand green.

Oh, okay. Okay.

All right. Get it?

There we go. I'm on.

Oh, my God.

Who's going to spin it now?

Yeah, me too, baby. You better.

Right foot.

Great.

What are you guys doing?

Eddie, welcome home. Hi, Eddie.

Come play with us. We need a spinner.

You too?

really share, like, everything as a family.

Oh, my God.

You guys mean that you three did it together?

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. It was beautiful. I couldn't live without it.

Sarah, nap out of it. I thought you were on my side.

I am on your side, Eddie.

I just want you to be happy, like me.

Yeah, why don't you join us?

We'll make it so good for you.

Okay. Okay.

I'll do it. You won't regret that.

That's part of being a nudist.

Beautiful.

Come on, Patty. Get in on this.

Oh,

yeah,

you've got a light on her.

Oh, let me try.

Oh, my God.

Oh, they're really good at that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes, it does look so good.

This is

Hello.

Oh my god, this is great.

Oh, my God. You can't. Honey, look.

Look what she could do.

Both and all. Wow. In the mouth. Good job, baby.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck yes, fuck -

Oh wow.

No more secrets.

Not between family. Never between family.