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Original subtitles

whoosh

This better be worth it, mother.

I mean it.

If the legends are true, it will be.

You've been saying stuff like that for, like, centuries.

Nothing ever changes.

Everything's changed.

Except you, Mordred.

And that's because I want you to still be young

when I give you your kingdom.

I want to be king now!

'What's this thing?โ€˜

'Another stupid charm?โ€˜

It's the amulet of first magic.

The source of all Earthly sorcery.

Hmm. Shiny.

Be ready, Mordred.

whoosh

At last.

Mordred, give that to me.

Why should I?

Silly child, you're not--

Not what? Ready?

or big enough or old enough?

'None of that matters, mother.โ€˜

'Cause now, I'm strong enough.

Mordred!

whack

I'll have my kingdom

and without anyone telling me what to do.

I never want to see you

or anyone older than me ever again.

No!

fwoosh

Complete your english assignments

then read pages six to forty in your math books.

And finish your history reports by tomorrow.

whoosh

Uh!

clack

How many times do l have to tell you, no snacks.

You won't want to eat your..

fiss fiss fiss

Ahem.

whoosh

What the--

Pound their heads!

Pound your own.

Uh! Oh!

Oh!

crash

smash

bang bang

whack

crackle crackle crackle

sizzle sizzle sizzle

zap

I won't go down easy.

zap

Sure, you will.

Guess that's a wrap.

Sorry. Been hanging out with Flash too much.

zap

whoosh

It was judgment day

and-and we got sent to the bad place.

The bad place! Uh!

Snap out of it, Coppen

Yeah, calm down.

We're probably just in another dimension.

Oh, is that all.

I don't see any children.

That's because a child is responsible.

Morgaine Le Fay.

I mean you no harm.

My son Mordred has wrought this treachery.

Banishing all adults to this shadow realm.

Even me, his own mother.

And after I spent millennia feeding him, bathing him

'preparing him to be king.โ€˜

Where did I go wrong?

You're a sorceress.

Can't you just undo his spell?

No. He's got the amulet of first magic.

He's too powerful.

But if we all work together..

You want us to defeat your own son?

So don't trust me.

Let him rule the world and all your children.

Here we will stay. Forever.

But what can we do? We're stuck here, aren't we?

Not exactly.

The spell only banishes adults.

I don't like where this is going.

It's the only way.

We have to do it.

ExceHent

whoosh

Who-who are you?

I'm your king.

And this...is my kingdom.

To my throne.

This better be temporary.

You sound weird. Whoa. So do I.

I kind of like this.

What's the matter?

I wore glasses as a kid.

Guess I need 'em again.

Whoa! I didn't even try to make these.

- Ha ha! - I hope not.

Cool.

Will you stop messing around?

We got to find Mordred.

Bet the little punk's in there.

It's not a race.

Ah!

Next.

My sister's crying.

I think she's hungry.

whoosh

moo

Next.

moo

Ah!

The Justice Babies.

What are you laughing at, precious?

You.

Mother sent you, huh?

She shouldn't send a boy to do a man's job.

whack

Uh!

stomp stomp stomp

zap

swoosh

Ah!

Uh!

whack

smash

Uh! Uh. Oh!

I'll make a laser cannon.

No, a missile launcher.

Oh! Oh! I know!

Just pick something.

Huh!

smash

swish swish

smash

zap

crash

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Huah!

crack crack

- Uh! - You okay, tough guy?

Let go. I'm fine.

That's not fair.

Get him!

Play time's over.

You'll share the fate of all my enemies..

...execution.

smash smash

Aah!

Uff! Uh..

grr

grr grr grr

What did he do to the demon?

Etrigan?

woosh

Don't hurt him!

Ow! Tell him that.

grr

pooh

zap

Ooh!

Etrigan, cut it out!

Aah!

Etrigan, you stop right there!

I mean it!

You naughty monster!

Bad, bad Etrigan!

Hey, little guy, it's okay.

I won't hurt you.

You've got to be kidding.

He's just a baby.

pat pat

burp

That's all he needed.

sniff sniff

Aw, man, that ain't all he needs.

Now, that is a job for Superman.

I'm gonna go punch our way out of here.

I'll help.

sniff sniff

swip

Now, that's what I call fun.

Come on.

You two, knock it off.

What are you gonna do?

You're just a kid.

zap

I'm the kid with laser beams coming out of his eyes.

That's enough!

You can't tell us what to do!

You're not our mom.

No, but I promise you

we will find all your moms

and I'm gonna tell.

Well, what shall we do?

Go outside and wait for your parents.

Now.

Your girlfriend sure is bossy.

Shut up.

'He's almost asleep.โ€˜

We can take him.

I'll make a lawnmower and chew him up.

I say we get that amulet away from him first.

We'll split up and sneak behind him.

Then Lantern can do his thing.

But no mowers.

- Why? - Because it's stupid.

I guess I'll go with Clark.

Unless I should go with you.

Whatever.

I'm fine to go with Diana.

So Bruce and I are good to go?

I changed my mind.

I'll go with Bruce, and John can go with Clark.

Whatever.

What's with them?

Man, for somebody with, like

fifty different kinds of vision

you are so blind.

What?

zap

snore

Easy.

- Whatcha doin'? - Huh?

Mother?

Get the amulet!

swoosh

Uhh! Uh!

He's just a little kid!

Man, I hate magic!

Now who's little?

Uh! Uh..

zap

Ow!

Ow! Ow! Oh!

Aah!

Come on!

swish

zap

Ah!

Ah!

smash

-Aah! -Aah!

crash

Come out of my castle!

Your king commands it! Uh!

I got a plan!

I'll make some giant handcuffs and--

Forget it!

We've got to focus on..

...never mind what I just said.

We'll take care of everything else.

'Lantern, you go crazy.โ€˜

smash smash

'Hey, junior!โ€˜

stomp

How about picking on somebody your own size?

You're so dead.

boom boom

bang bang

crackle crackle crackle

Thought you could beat me in that piece ofjunk?

Wasn't really trying.

- Treachery! - Uh!

snap

- Uh! - Uh!

Hah!

chomp

No!

Nice try.

But I already absorbed too much of the amulet's power.

- Uh.. -Ah!

Now, I'll take care of my kingly duty myself.

What?

I'm scared.

I want my mommy.

You don't need a mommy.

You're better off without one. Trust me.

Stop it!

Stop it!

- 'Some king.โ€˜ - 'I'm not impressed.โ€˜

What'd you expect?

He's a boy doing a man's job.

You don't know what it's like

being stuck as a kid.

Since you've got all that power

'you could have been a man anytime you wanted.โ€˜

'I think you're too chicken to grow up.โ€˜

Yep, big chicken.

That's what you are.

Face it, precious.

You like being a little mama's boy.

I'll show you.

I'll show you all!

swoosh

I'm older than you now.

You sure are.

What? Wait. No!

They cheated.

After I fix this, they're toast!

What's wrong with me?

Where's my power?

You've used it all.

Don't you realize what you've done?

What?

What?

Mom! Ha ha!

A bargain is a bargain.

swoosh

Mommy.

'Oof!โ€˜

Wait. What happened to Mordred?

My spell gave him eternal youth

but now that he's broken it

all he has is eternal life.

Circumstances aside..

It was kind of enjoyable to be a kid again.

I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.

Did you miss mommy?

Well, don't you worry, baby.

Mommy's going to take good care of you..

...from now on.

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