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Thank you.

Get a look at this guy.

I have metal in my head.

Are you carrying any tiny coins? Perhaps a watch?

No. You're tripping. I told you I have metal in my brain.

Nom. You heard of nom?

Nom.

Nom, man.

Let this crazy guy go. Nom.

Yeah, well, this is it.

Danny D in the US of A, mate.

Well, what do we have here?

Now, just look up and snap.

It should only be 10, 15 minutes or so, and I'll be... Sorry, I've got to get

the phone down.

Whoa, whoa, seriously, I haven't fucking done anything.

Guys, you should have checked out the last fucking weirdo. He had a knife.

Seriously.

Are you carrying any illegal firearms?

No, no.

Have you ever been arrested? Any warrant for arrest? No, God.

Have you ever been to Pakistan?

Why? No.

Have you ever been arrested for indecent exposure?

What? I'm not a pervert.

Fuck, man, seriously.

What's with all the questions?

No, I haven't been to fucking Pakistan.

Another flight now.

Seriously, that's my balls.

Like, you don't have to touch them as well.

Jesus Christ, are all Americans heavy -handed like this?

God damn, I'm not carrying anything, especially up there.

That's my underwear.

Would you say you're a big man, Mr.

D? Um, excuse me?

Danny D.

From the UK.

Height, six foot.

Weight, 160.

Eyes, blue.

Guess it all checks out.

But you haven't quite told us everything about you.

Why is that?

Are you hiding something?

I don't really understand what you're trying to get at me.

What is your profession, Daniel? What do you do for a living?

Well, I'm a performer in the adult entertainment industry.

In English, matey.

What are you trying to pull here? You're a meat man. You're starring in skin

flicks, right?

With all due respect... I do have a working visa.

I have a perfectly legal job to go to. And I've got all my correspondence in

order.

I don't care what kind of paperwork you have, buddy. Here in the United States,

we tell it straight. No beating around the bush.

For example, ask me what I do for a living.

Um, you're a customs agent?

You're supposed to ensure the security of your country?

I'm a fucking human lie detector.

I call people bullshit and I'm damn good at it. I shake them down. I make them

crack.

That's what I do.

So I'm going to ask you again.

What do you do for a living?

I have sex with beautiful women.

In English.

Give it to me straight.

Tell me what you do.

Go on, stand up. You're surrounded by these.

Look, I fucking work in porn, alright? I bang beautiful chicks.

And? That's it?

You fucked them?

Yeah. I pull out my big fucking cock, and I stick it between their big fucking

tits, and then I stick my British babies all over them.

Go on.

And after I've done that, I'll do them again.

Turn them around, bang you over the desk, and then give you some more juice.

Is that what you want to hear?

What do you fucking want from me, huh? Is this what you fucking want?

What is that British fucking thing about? Yeah.

Huh? This is what all the fucking fuss is about.

Huh?

Yeah?

That's what you like, is it?

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God, I love a big fucking... This is exactly what I wanted.

Can I hear a cough?

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

She played that big cock.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Big fucking dick. Oh my God.

Yeah, you like that?

Huh?

You fucking want it?

Show me how you get the fucking dick.

Just do that.

Come here.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You wing that cock.

Yeah,

you like that, huh?

Fuck you, moron.

Amen. Amen.

Oh

Look at your balls like that.

Look at that big fucking dick.

I'm like biting it in the back of my throat. Look at

you

grab those big fucking titties.

Just like that.

Double D up and down that fucking cock like that.

You want to get fucked, huh?

Is that what you wanted?

Yeah.

Oh my God, it's so big.

Yes, so we want to talk.

I see. You fuck that.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh,

fuck. Oh.

Oh, yes.

Good times in that fucking business.

Yes.

Oh God, it goes so deeply.

Just throw it out.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God, it's perfect.

Yeah, watch that fist go up and down on that dick. Oh yeah.

Just like that.

Yeah, all the way up and down that shaft.

Oh.

Fucking like that British fucking dick, huh? Yeah.

Yeah, I want that British fucking cum all over my face.

Give me those British babies.

Yes. Whoa.

Fucking cum all over me. I don't want to feel bad.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I want you to come.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, you're going to go on your knees, huh?

Oh, yes.