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[FORBIDDEN FAIRYTALE]

[Forbidden Fairytale]

Once upon a time, in a faraway land,

there lived an ailing king and his daughter, the princess.

The king, who loved his daughter dearly, brought in a new queen for her.

And after some time,

when he died from his illness, the princess was heartbroken.

The wicked queen kicked her out of the castle immediately.

The princess wandered, and got lost,

until she met seven dwarfs who were living deep in the forest.

As she stayed with the dwarfs, she began to feel that something was off.

The dwarfs were...

Daddy!

Hi, Dan Bi!

Is my precious daughter back from school?

- Yup! - My cutie!

So cute!

What are you writing?

I'm writing the fairy tale you love so much.

When I grow up, I'm gonna be a fairy tale writer like you.

You want to become a fairy tale writer?

I love it! That'd be amazing!

I'm so happy I could die!

It'd be so fun to write fairy tales with you, right?

Dad never found success with his stories before he passed away...

but I decided to fulfill the dream that he couldn't achieve.

I will definitely succeed as a fairy tale writer.

[Children's Literature Contest] Wake up, Thoma-Thoma,

[Children's Literature Contest] a bright morning has come!

Lost Thoma-Thoma, chase your dream!

Good morning, Thomas.

Sleep well?

Good morning, everybody.

The characters in Dad's fairy tales.

These guys cheer me on, no matter what I do.

Remember what I told you? Don't be late on your first day!

I'm getting ready to leave!

Good, make sure to greet everyone properly.

I worked hard to become a public servant, so that I can focus on writing fairy tales.

Dan Bi, first impressions mean everything.

I know! I gotta go!

Wait, what's wrong with your face?

Did you pull another all-nighter writing fairy tales?

Of course not!

- Talk to you later, bye! - Hey! Wait!

[Ha Neul]

Hello?

Dan Bi, it's your first day at work, so I'll give you a ride, come out.

It's okay, I'll just ride my bike.

Hello?

Ha Neul is a publisher friend who is obsessed with fairy tales.

Dan Bi, can you grab my bag from the trunk?

Uh... sure.

[Congratulating Dan Bi's First Day of Work]

Is he proposing to her?

Congratulations on your first day!

Thank you.

It's a good strategy to have a stable job while writing.

- You can do it, right? - Of course!

I have to debut soon.

A world-renowned fairy tale writer, shall we go?

[Resignation Letter] Six years ago, when I first came here,

I was a raw, energetic man brimming with vitality.

But for six years, without any rotation duty,

every new recruit hasn't lasted a month...

in this heartless reality that destroys...

even human dignity,

I can't bear it any longer.

With tears in my eyes, I submit my resignation.

[Resignation Letter]

Deputy Kang, did you pull another all-nighter?

You should sleep at home.

I mean, your home is where you sleep.

That's why you're so soft.

Did you go to the hospital?

Yes, I'm about to go now.

Are you protesting because I haven't rotated you yet?

Don't worry, we're getting a bright new recruit today.

A new recruit? But I heard we wouldn't get one until next year.

Since everyone keeps running away, I thought so too,

but someone specifically requested to join our team.

Seriously?

Seriously, a position opened in planning. You've always wanted to go there.

Planning department...

Survive three months, and it's yours.

So, make sure the fresh meat lasts three months.

Planning...

What's that?

Do I have dementia?

[Youth Protection Team 3]

Good morning!

I'm Yoon Dan Bi, I'll be starting here today.

I look forward to working with you.

What's with this lukewarm response?

Hello.

Good morning.

Yes...

Hee Chul, who's she?

Yoon Dan Bi.

Oh man, that guy...

What?

Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry about that.

Huh?

What in the...

- #2 is poking out. - I'll rewind.

Dang it, you can see #2!

You call this censorship? You can see it all.

What the heck is this place?

Are you okay?

Are you the new recruit?

I think I've come to the wrong department.

- Sorry about that. - No, no, no.

No doubt, you're in the right place.

Welcome to the Youth Protection Team, I'm Han, the team leader.

Attention, everyone!

The new recruit we've been waiting for has finally arrived!

One moment. This is the Youth Protection Team?

Yes, the jewel of Korea Communications Standards Commission,

protecting youth from harmful content.

- No way. - I totally get it.

Don't worry, we rotate positions every two years, so take your time.

So, who's going to train the rookie?

I'll do it, sir.

Good.

Go over the highlighted parts, [Info and Comms Law Review Guidebook]

but I'll give you a summary of the key points.

Welcome.

When we receive complaints about obscene content...

Shit...

It's okay, if you look at it from a different perspective, it's not so bad.

It's the only reason and goal humanity has evolved and thrived.

- You know, reproduction. - Right...

See this site link and video?

Go ahead and skim through it,

then decide under telecom laws, whether to take it down, or just block it.

It's simple, useful, and easy, right?

Did you see #I just now?

What?

That's what we call it here.

We use #1 for male genitalia, #2 for female genitalia,

and #3 for pubic hair, you saw #2 and #3, right?

They were magnified a bit...

Yes...

♪ 1, ♪2, ♪3, no discomfort at all.

It's the bare minimum of decency.

Shit...

By the way, are there any women here?

There is, but she stepped out to get divorced.

Pardon?

Did you sign the papers?

I dunno.

Goddamn prick.

He said I can't have custody because of this job.

I even said I won't ask for child support, but he still refused.

Bad for the kid's education or something.

Screw that dip shit excuse for a human, that lowlife piece of trash.

Who's this?

Dan Bi, meet our team's ace.

Hello, I'm Yoon Dan Bi.

I'm Hong Jin Kyung.

She'll be in charge of monitoring illegal harmful content.

Wondering why you became a civil servant for this?

Pardon?

No, not at all.

Hee Chul has panic disorder.

Du Won goes to a fertility clinic.

They watch 40 to 50 pornos a day, it's a wonder they're still functioning.

And it's not just porn.

Amputations, smut, horror...

Jung Seok...

can't get it up.

My dear Dan Bi, how did it feel watching porn with a guy you just met?

Any special hiring spots there? This chick's perfect for it.

I'm not cut out to be a civil servant.

That's not the point right now.

How am I supposed to write fairy tales after watching that?

I was finally getting into a writing flow...

Hey! There's nothing...

that gets you in the groove like porn.

Yeah, she's got a point.

Should I just quit?

Are you nuts? For what?

Humans are creatures of adaptation.

Yeah, you worked so hard to get in, stick it out a bit.

There's a chick here who has been waiting years for a contract renewal.

I'll whip you!

I was promised a permanent spot.

Sure, sure, sure.

Alright, two years. It'll go by fast, right?

I'm telling you, it will!

Yeah, it'll fly by, raise your glasses!

Cheers!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

What do I tell Ha Neul?

- Ha Neul? - The kid's book publisher.

This is amazing, what's it called?

Orgasm!

Stop teasing me!

What's up with her?

Do they all look naked to you?

Uh-huh...

Even me?

She went full crazy.

[Children's Literature Contest]

Get off work at 6, eat by 8.

If I write for four hours every day...

[8pm - 12am: Write fairy tales!]

I just have to debut...

No, write one more hour.

Dan Bi, you've got this.

Boss, a package came for you.

- Package? - Yes.

Oh, my baby...

A 1986 Porsche Carrera,

OEM side mirror...

- Incredible, isn't it? - It sure is shiny.

Boss, now's really not the time for this.

Ms. Jin got snatched up by EroKing.

EroKing? That guy used to work under me.

He's a hottie, though.

It's not just that, he's at the top of the industry.

In just three years, he even got investors.

Why'd anyone invest in a trashy writer like him?

What a stupid nickname.

He's the #1 ranked writer, backed by investors.

All done.

Hands off!

Sir, are you really okay?

Don't worry about it, okay?

We've got our secret weapon, Ms. Oh's "Lady in the Rain".

It's blowing up right now!

What's its rank this week? Definitely in the top 10, right?

Hm?

"Lady in the Rain" just got a warning from the KCSC.

Come on...

Looks like some civic group filed another complaint.

How many times is this now?

Fourth time, fourth time...

- Damn... - If we change the sex scene to indoor...

What? Indoors? In this economy?

Broke ass impatient folks don't have sex indoors! They do it outside!

Am I right? Say it!

I've been very patient with them all this time, yeah?

Shit...

- Boss! - Shut up!

Guarantee freedom of expression!

Free expression for erotica! [Guarantee Freedom of Expression for Erotica!]

Thank you! Thank you!

Please show your support!

Guarantee it, dammit! Guarantee it!

Guarantee freedom of expression!

Thank you!

Guarantee freedom of expression!

No!

No!

Move!

I'm okay...

My baby...

Porsche 911 Carrera, air-cooled...

My baby!

Excuse me...

How much will it cost? It looks really old...

It's a rare classic, so with the panel work, paint, and the side mirror,

it'll be about $100,000 with OEM parts.

What?

$100,000?

Yes, around there.

Come on, you're pulling my leg, how can it cost $100,000?

Excuse me!

This is a 1986 model, Porsche 911!

It's been discontinued, you can't find parts in Korea!

I have to import everything!

No insurance?

I ride a bike, what insurance could I have?

Crap...

Don't touch!

No touching!

Why are these beat-up cars so expensive?

Crap!

Has it already started? It's earlier than expected.

Did you really think she'd be like us? The Millennials are built differently.

We should ease her in gently.

Boss, we're losing all our writers to EroKing, [Youth Protection Team 'Yoon']

and Ms. Oh is the only one left. [Korea Communications Standards Commission]

This isn't the time to be laughing...

Are you okay?

Where am I?

Uh, I...

Who...

How are you feeling?

Right, I had an accident.

This is why the day after a car accident is so crucial.

My mouth feels so dry, I can't even eat porridge.

This must be what chewing on sand is like.

Oh dear, you haven't eaten anything?

Boss, I brought you some pork feet.

The Golden Pork Feet you mentioned are all sold out.

I see...

My baby Porsche 911 is gone too...

What's the point of living?

I should just eat the pork feet, choke on a bone and end it all.

That car was so beautiful.

It was so elegant,

and if you trust me with it, I'll make it look as similar as...

Not from the official garage, but on your own?

Where would a civil servant even get the money?

Exactly!

Well, if you really don't have any money,

then maybe you should repay me in another way.

In another way?

I saw on your business card, you work at KCSC in the Youth Protection Team,

so what could you do for me?

Come on, no way!

Yeah, yes way.

Our works keep getting complaints, it's driving me crazy.

Can't you, you know, handle things and clear it up?

Okay?

But that's...

That's illegal.

You definitely shouldn't do that.

Yo, Specs, did you contact my lawyer?

One moment!

So, what if I pay you in installments?

30...

years or so?

I'll be dead by then.

Or I can proofread for you.

I actually majored creative writing.

Is that so?

No, wait.

Am I crazy to work on porn stories and crap?

"Porn stories and crap"?

What I mean is,

there are so many proper writings in the world, why that stuff...

"That stuff"?

Why don't you use this opportunity to write more respectable stories?

So, you're saying the stuff we put out isn't respectable,

and it's something shameful?

That's right.

Those trashy porn stories, just having them around...

I think the boss needs his rest.

- The visiting hours are almost over... - Wait, there are visiting hours?

- Yes, there is now. - Wait a minute!

Did you hear that?

She called it trash!

Jesus Christ...

Let's eat pork feet.

So close...

Erotica does really well these days. Even my teachers read it.

What's with you too?

Is adult romance illegal?

No, it's not.

Or do you have $100,000?

Does it look like I do?

Then what will you do?

You know the answer.

Seriously!

20 stories for $100,000, maybe I should take up writing too.

Things are so easy when it's not your problem, huh?

How could I write something I've never written before?

Then copy and paste.

You've got plenty of references at your fingertips. Comes with the job.

Forget it.

- I've got my pride as a writer. - So high and almighty.

Don't change your mind later.

Put it over there.

You can go now.

Are you serious about this?

Serious? Like hell I am.

You think she can write 20 stories?

Does she think we're fools?

Just wait and see,

she'll come back crying, begging to do whatever I ask.

[Her lips]

[Her chest]

[Her breasts]

[Her panties]

Yeah, pride doesn't pay the bills.

A love story with sex in it.

Sex is biological gender, and in this context, gender refers...

Write me a story, you fool! A story!

Should I not use the word "sex"?

A love story through sexual relations.

Natural reproductive methods, mainly involving humans,

while insects and animals use the term "mating".

Between sexes...

Undressing, breast fondling, cunnilingus?

"Cunnilingus"...

A man or woman uses their mouth on female genitals...

The Big O.

A script that sounds like porn.

Sorry, I can't assist with that request.

The world's most erotic anecdote.

A true story.

Just write a story, please!

Goddammit!

[Secret Temptation in the Classroom]

Just from her back, I can tell she's gonna quit.

She's like me before my panic attack.

Nope, I bet my paycheck she'll stick it out.

How many times already?

Poor Jung Seok...

[delicious sushi, wanna eat everyday]

I'll feed her what she wants, okay!

[Erotica]

They're all the same anyway...

I'll just piece them together.

You know leaking material is prohibited, right?

It's not leaking, it's ref...

You scared me!

You scared me more!

$100,000?

Yes.

Can't you just let it go this once?

Even so, do you realize what you've done?

I know, I'm sorry!

Please let this slide just this once.

I feel bad for you...

Still, this is not right.

Sir!

Please, save me.

If you let this slide, I'll do anything you ask.

Anything, please?

Three months.

I'll be watching you for the next three months.

You can't quit for at least three months, got it?

Okay.

But, why three months?

If you don't want to, we can still call it off.

Wait a minute.

I'll do it! Who said I didn't want to?

Let's do our best.

[Erotica]

Daddy...

She's definitely fishing.

Who knows who might get turned on?

A shaman's thick, hot...

[hot penis]

We use #1 for male genitalia, #2 for female genitalia,

and #3 for pubic hair...

[Find: Penis] [Replace: #1]

Mu-young grabbed #1 and slowly inserted it into #2 beneath her skirt.

Whoa!

You must be busy. How's the book coming along?

Good, can't wait to show you.

What am I doing right now? Just copy it all.

Everything.

Even cutting and pasting is exhausting...

Wake up, Thoma-Thoma, a bright morning has come!

Be strong, Thoma-Thoma, chase your dream!

If something bothers you, look up and scream!

Hey, what are you all doing?

Stay away from each other! Stand up straight!

Straighten your legs!

Christ...

What? Plagiarism?

Plagiarism? There's no such thing in erotica!

Why wouldn't there be? Title, "The Moaning".

"She's definitely fishing."

"Who knows who might get turned on?"

Didn't you take that from the film "The Wailing"?

Right? Feeling guilty?

Damn you...

And it wasn't just one or two works, either.

"The Silence of the Wife"!

"Guardians of the Erection", "Mission: Impossible Position"!

Are you kidding me?

What's the deal with #1 and #2?

I was supposed to replace those.

Honestly, all erotica is the same, who cares about plagiarism?

They're all pervs...

I mean, don't they all want pretty much the same thing?

- That thing? - "That thing"?

Then why read erotica?

They might as well just watch porn!

This is still literature, after all!

Adult literature!

I didn't expect much from the start, to be honest.

But damn, plagiarism too?

And you still call yourself a writer?

Aren't you ashamed?

Ms. Yoon!

Hello!

Who...

I'm Oh Ga Ram, we met last time at Mr. Hwang's hospital.

- Oh, hello. - Good evening.

I love stories about love.

That's why I enjoy adult romance stories.

They include courtship, jealousy, and thrill...

It's part of human nature.

Stories about love...

You'll do great.

Can I see what you've written?

Huh?

This!

You know about these?

Dreams and...

Hope...

- Thoma-Thoma! - Thoma-Thoma!

How do you know this? Almost no one knows about it.

That's so amazing!

I've read "The Adventures of Thomas", and all of this writer's series.

I decided to become a writer thanks to him!

- Really? - Yeah.

That's really touching.

A fairy tale-like thing happens to a fairy tale writer.

I know.

Isn't it surreal that someone still remembers Thomas?

Sure. It's so beautiful, it brings tears.

That's why I'm determined to succeed as a fairy tale writer.

Super fired up.

And the erotica? Is it done?

This is intense, but there's no buildup.

Even for a copy-paste job, this lacks effort.

They instantly go at it like animals?

You fucked someone as soon as you met him once.

It was justified at the time.

The vibe, the emotion, you gals wouldn't understand.

Just write her stories.

She's probably been with at least 100 guys...

Over 100?

Definitely not 100.

Maybe?

Hey, since we're at it, give her some freebies.

You're the best.

What do you need?

You know, the most memorable... that thing in your life.

Sex.

Yes.

I think I was a college freshman...

The competition is coming up soon, so be careful not to get hurt.

Chae Young, why did you come?

- Here you go, great job. - Thanks.

- Tired? - Not really.

- You should rest in the shade. - It's okay.

Good job, take a break with others.

Come on, that's enough!

Wait a minute! Sorry!

- Chae Young, are you alright? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, don't get shoved around.

Hey, this is too much!

Sorry...

Crap...

"Angry 12 Inch"?

Shit!

"Shit"?

I'm sorry...

The reference is full of profanity.

You startled me.

But why does everyone swear during the climax?

Because it feels good, I guess?

If it feels good, why curse?

Do you do that as well?

Well, I hear only beginners do that.

I'm usually on the receiving end.

So, you're experienced.

Come on now...

Then, as an expert, could you take a look at my writing?

- Please... - I have to go...

Just once...

Hm?

I'm getting off.

- You okay? - Yeah.

- How is it? - What?

Is it solid?

What? What is?

The story, is it solid?

Right, story...

I think it's okay now.

By the way, you used #1, #2, and #3...

It was the bare minimum of decency.

The story is really interesting.

Thank you.

For what?

It worked...

Pardon?

What?

You said something...

I meant, the story works...

I got drunk in your words, which means, it worked...

Soju, it's like a craving for soju at the bar next door.

Is that so?

Since you helped me, I'll treat you soju.

Since you're craving soju because of me, so it's on me.

You don't have to go that far...

Aren't you coming?

Ah, screw it, whatever.

- Aren't you Ms. Oh Ga Ram? - What?

Hello, I'm the CEO of EroKing Corp.,

EroKing.

- Cheers! - Cheers.

Dan Bi, you should take it easy. It looks like you've already had a lot.

It's just that my insides are completely burned out.

Because of $100,000?

Someone once told me that erotica and fairy tales aren't so different.

Do you think so too?

I'm not sure.

But I found it quite enjoyable.

Isn't that good enough?

But in racing gear, can you actually make it stand?

It's super tight spandex, though.

Why not? It's fully up!

No way, that's impossible.

Why is that so impossible? It's fully erect!

- Don't listen to that. - There are kids here.

Don't you know what that is?

- Super hard erection. - What's "erection"?

You'll understand when you're older.

- Super hard erection! - What is she even saying?

Dan Bi!

A real full erection can even make this bottle stand up!

If not, it's flaccid!

- Dan Bi, I'm going home! - Super hard erection!

You stay here, I have to go!

Keep the change, thank you!

- Super hard erection! - Get home safely, I had fun.

Super hard erection!

Super hard erection! Erection!

That feels refreshing.

A real full erection can even raise this glass bottle!

If not, it's flaccid!

Come on...

Ridiculous.

Okay!

Bebe!

No!

Climaxing in an elevator? [Elevator]

How childish.

Hey, can that really happen?

What about you?

It worked for me.

Yeah?

That actually works?

Should we turn it down again?

Don't.

We haven't seen Oh for a few days now.

Did something happen?

Hey, quick, give her a call!

She's suddenly unreachable?

Sir, I should really be telling you this in person,

but I'm too ashamed to do that...

I'll never forget everything you taught me despite my shortcomings.

She deposited contract cancellation penalty.

That bastard strikes again!

[Geezer]

Moron.

Welcome.

Hi.

Despite employing such an excellent writer,

Mr. Hwang treated you so poorly, making you so thin,

he's too much, don't you think?

This is made with beans, please try it.

It's so delicious.

Amazing things will happen in your life from now on.

Why are you in bad terms with Mr. Hwang?

I heard you originally trained for your debut under him.

We had some differing views on erotica.

Erotica should awaken human instincts and desires,

and bring joy and pleasure to the masses,

isn't that what adult romance is all about?

This is the personal gym.

This is a lat pull down machine, used for working out the upper back.

Want to give it a try? I'll help with your posture.

Should I?

Hold onto this,

and sit down.

Just pull, but focus on using your back.

Go ahead and pull.

Push your back in like this.

Once more, push your chest out.

You're doing well.

One more time.

One second.

It's getting a bit hot.

Sir, next time...

It's okay.

Bad posture can cause injuries, so, let me spot you.

Go ahead, grab it.

Good.

That's it.

Can I kiss you?

You already did though...

Wait a minute...

Sorry...

So, who did you do it with? Your boyfriend? The other guy?

Obviously... Here we go.

Obviously, what?

Both of them.

You are incredible!

Then who did you do it with first?

Both at once.

What?

A threesome?

You had a threesome? In Korea?

Was it consensual?

Can you tell everyone in the world?

Let's go as princesses.

You need to put some lipstick on.

I don't have one.

Let me borrow this.

This one's huge.

Is it new?

No!

No matter how you look at it, it's super convincing.

This is the best for climaxing.

I'm dating my boyfriend for eight years because of this.

What's so good about vibration?

Innocent child, the reason is, the clitoris is like the man's dick.

If you rub this vibrator on it...

That's so hot.

People think the clit is just the tip, but that's only the tip of the iceberg,

the clitoral roots split into two branches and surround the entrance of the vagina.

That's why thicker things feel good because they stimulate the clitoral roots.

"G-spot".

As for the length...

an iPhone mini is enough.

Hey, show me your phone.

But there are two more spots deeper inside the vagina.

So if it's thick and long,

it's the best.

Galaxy Ultra, you win!

I win!

This reminds me of when your boyfriend was in military service.

Jeez...

During your eight-year relationship with Hee Min, you never cheated once?

Kang Jung Hye, you should spill it too. What is it?

- Private Kang Jung Hye, what do you mean? - You did?

- Didn't you also have a little something? - Shutting up, sir.

Confess and find redemption!

What is it? I'm curious, soldier!

Everyone, attention!

Salute!

Loyalty!

We had chemical warfare training today, and everyone was in tears...

Sorry. Army talk is boring, right?

Nope.

I'm just glad to hear your voice.

It reminds me of the eve of your enlistment.

Yeah, I remember, everyone was drunk...

Dummy, I wasn't drunk.

If Dan Bi wasn't there, I'd have done stuff to you.

What?

If she wasn't there,

would you have done something to me?

Uh, sure, yeah...

How?

How would you have done it?

Uh, everything you like...

What I like?

What's that? Tell me.

You love it when I stroke your hair. Kiss you while stroking you...

And then?

Hug you, and then...

And then? Then what?

Go ahead or I'm hanging up.

Hey, hey!

I'd, like, just, touch you, like this...

- Yours? - Mine...

What about yours?

- Mine, uh... - Is it hard?

Tell me more!

Sweetie, someone's here.

What?

I'll come visit you, I gotta go.

Wait, Jung Hye!

Jung Hye!

Jung Hye!

Jung Hee Min, perfect shot.

- Salute! - Hey.

You ranked first in training.

Here. You got an overnight leave.

Private First Class, Jung Hee Min!

Thank you! [Overnight Leave Granted]

Jung Hee Min!

Salute!

Private First Class, Jung Hee Min!

You're lucky, your girlfriend's here.

Take the return vehicle later.

- Jung Hye! - Take the return vehicle!

Jung Hye!

No way...

How long has it been?

About three years, I think?

Who did you come here to see?

Um...

my cousin.

I see.

Goddammit!

Sorry for what happened back then.

No, it's fine, I forgot all about it.

I'm getting discharged soon, can I contact you then?

What?

It's already time for me to go.

The last bus is coming, I have to go.

Sorry.

I've missed you...

Stop...

[With Grit! With Guts! Give It All!]

Pvt. Jung, go to the family visitation room.

Jung Hye.

- Are you okay? - Sorry, sorry...

[Baby! Don't get sick and do well. I'll be waiting for you.]

Jung Hye...

Sorry for being late...

Jung Hye!

What is it?

Does something feel off?

No, not at all.

It's even more solid.

The story, I mean.

I'll get going now, I'm tired...

Help me out a bit.

Let's go together.

Why are you walking like that?

I've been sitting for too long...

Aren't you getting in?

Yes, I will.

Coming in!

Excuse me.

Yes? What is it?

It's nothing...

Why isn't she answering?

Something wrong?

No, it's just I feel shitty for some reason.

You must really like her.

She's a very pure person.

Her mind is filled with nothing but fairy tales.

I see...

Eh? There's no room?

No, no, there is.

- Come in, come! - Yeah?

Pardon me!

Thank you!

"Real Man"? This is a bit...

By the way,

who did you learn to write from?

Why? What's weird this time?

No, no, it's good.

The basics are really solid, that's why I'm asking.

Who was it?

From my dad.

Oh, your dad.

He won the National Literary Contest in 2003.

Is that so?

If it was in 2003...

"The Adventures of Thomas",

Yoon Kang Chul's daughter?

Yes, you knew my dad?

Too well!

Next, we have the acceptance speech from the grand prize winner, Yoon Kang Chul.

Thank you so much.

Excuse me.

Dan Bi, I won an award.

Hye Jin, our hard times are over now.

Like hell it is. Anyone can win a grand prize nowadays?

Could you leave, please?

Why did I lose, huh?

Let go of me!

Did you all even read my entry properly?

Respect creative freedom!

Yoon Kang Chul's daughter...

Very interesting...

- Specs! - Yes?

Upload both titles.

Dan Bi!

Yes?

Congrats on your debut.

Amazing!

But why's my pen name "Firefox"? That's so cheesy.

["Elevator" Popularity Ranking]

["Elevator" Popularity Ranking: #17]

- Cheers! - Cheers!

My God, Dan Bi, it's nuts. Did you take something?

I took a little something.

It's clearly about me, but I got turned on reading it.

- Really turned on? - Totally turned on.

Life is like a fairy tale!

Sometimes hard, but we can overcome it!

Dan Bi is like sweet rain during a drought.

Dan Bi.

Sober up.

Thank you.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

It's good, right?

Jung Seok, you know what?

The most common flirting move between men and women

is sharing ice cream together.

I just wanted to help you sober up.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm enjoying this buzz, why are you trying to sober me up?

You have to write fairy tales and erotica too...

I know you're serious about writing, whatever it may be.

That's why.

Jung Seok.

Is that why you helped me so much?

Just like you started writing erotica for money,

and then it became sincere, it's the same for me.

I wasn't sure at first, but now I'm sincerely cheering for you.

For you to become a great writer.

Do I really seem that serious about erotica?

Don't you like it? You seem really happy lately...

Did I?

Being talented at something you love is a real blessing.

Not just anyone can be ranked 17th in the nation.

That genre is rising in popularity.

Cross.

[Butterfly Sleep Publishing]

"The Adventures of Raindrops" has improved a lot.

Just fine-tune the details and it'll be good.

- Seriously? - The concept is fun.

Some raindrops are lucky enough to be Evian,

while others become toilet water...

I wrote some notes.

Thank you.

I've been bragging about you a lot, work hard to win this contest!

Of course, I'll do my best.

Let's watch this together.

This is the latest trend overseas.

What the heck? Why is this trash popping up?

Hold on...

You can press this...

You can never look at these.

Got that?

Understand?

Yes...

[You can do it, Dan Bi!]

How would he react if he finds out I write erotica?

What am I saying?

I'm going back to fairy tales after I pay back $100,000.

Let's focus.

Thomas, who was making cheese, shouted at Josephina,

"I'm running out of milk!"

Then he embraced her from behind, and started milking her.

With Thomas's gentle touch,

Josephina's closed lips parted...

Oh God, I must be crazy.

Clear your mind, focus, let's focus again.

Then Josephina called out.

"Thomas!", "Josephina!"

"Thomas!"

"Josephina!"

"Thomas!"

"Josephina!"

"Thomas!"

"Josephina!"

Shit!

It's because I didn't sleep well today.

Let's just call it a day.

Am I possessed by a slutty demon?

[I still feel like he's still inside me even after filling me up.]

[My heated heart opens wide.]

[Every time I rode him, I thought of Jin Woo, ]

[and I bit my lip, afraid I might call his name.]

What is wrong with me?

[Their back pockets are cut open to let their skin touch.]

Crap, this is driving me insane...

[My brother-in-law held me so desperately.]

[Even though I knew I shouldn't, I couldn't help but sit down.]

[The divorcee still enjoys secret dates with me today.]

[As soon as I met up with him, my #1 started to heat up.]

[Phone sex while walking.]

[I want to defend myself from his thumping attack.]

[I started to get wet from his scent.] [I want to have sex.]

[Her irresistibly soft skin made me hard.]

[When did my childhood friend's #1, become this massive?]

[How many men have you slept with?]

check it out?

[The word "ecstasy" means to me...]

[5 - Elevator]

[I can talk about ecstasy in the clouds.]

Look! We did it!

Damn...

I knew it, huh?

Like father, like daughter!

Thank you, Yoon Kang Chul! You taught her well!

Do you like your studio?

Yes, thank you.

It's hard to catch on so quickly, you're a natural.

Let's partner up for good.

Don't say that, I'm going to write fairy tales. I'm never writing erotica after the contract.

Alright. You know the next deadline is tomorrow, right?

Yes.

Hi, Ha Neul.

I'm almost done with revisions. I think I can submit it before midnight.

Okay.

Ms. Yoon Dan Bi?

Firefox, right?

Who are you?

[The Adventures of Raindrops]

"Repetition of synonyms is not allowed in this context."

"Repetition of synonyms is not allowed in this context."

What does this even mean?

Screwed it, it's already midnight...

Let's finish the erotica first.

[Secret Dissection Class]

Yes, I submitted it.

This is taking a toll on you,

what's the real reason you want to write fairy tales?

My dad was a fairy tale writer.

Every time he released a book, a Harry Potter book would come out,

and his books got crushed.

He went through a lot of hardship and passed away from illness,

but I made a promise to him that I would become a great fairy tale writer.

So, fairy tales aren't your dream but a promise to him?

That is my dream.

After that?

What?

After you fulfill your promise, then what?

Well, I'll continue to...

One sec.

Hello?

Yes, I submitted it.

What the heck is "The Adventures of Raindrops"?

What?

How did you get that?

Hold on...

No way...

One moment.

[2024 Children's Literature Contest Submission]

[Secret Dissection Class by Firefox]

H-How do I cancel a mis-sent email?

You can only delete it before they check, why?

Shoot, I must be insane! I submitted my erotica to the fairytale contest.

What do I do?

What do...

I'm sorry.

Taxi!

Dang it...

Taxi!

Crap, what do I do?

Dan Bi!

Get in!

Thank you!

[Children's Literature Contest]

You messed up, Dan Bi!

What the heck do I do?

Just say it was a mistake. Or say you got hacked.

Who would believe that?

I'll just get off here.

What?

Dan Bi!

Dan Bi! Take my umbrella!

It's raining...

Sorry!

I'm sorry! Sorry!

Hello.

I submitted my entry last night.

Ma'am?

Hello. I submitted it right before the deadline...

Ms. Yoon Dan Bi?

Yes, what happened was...

Firefox.

Is it fun to mess with us?

Do we look like a joke to you?

No, that's not it, what happened was, I...

Go away.

This isn't a place for people like you.

- Could you check this? - Yes, ma'am.

Right, of course not.

Please don't worry.

Of course, it's a baseless rumor.

Yes, I don't know her.

Ha Neul, what happened was...

I don't want to know.

Could you listen to me for a second?

The truth is, I've been working...

How could you embarrass me like that?

I'm barely holding back right now.

[Secret Dissection Class]

Don't go around saying you write fairy tales.

You're not a writer.

Ms. Yoon, could you open the door? It's me.

Ms. Yoon!

You're inside! I can hear the ringing!

Jesus Christ...

Jeez...

Should I give it all up and just write erotica?

That would be great.

Who cares what people say, right?

Sure...

Since I only need my laptop, I could write while traveling.

That's true.

That sounds amazing.

Thanks for the coffee, I'm off.

Leaving already?

I see that you're fine, so I better be going. No point in staying.

Do I look fine?

Do I look okay?

Who do you think messed up my life?

You barged into my life, I was doing just fine...

Is that so?

I did that?

I ruined your life by barging into it?

Only fairy tales matter?

If you just drop this prejudice about what's okay and what's not,

your life would've been much freer.

Were you happy writing fairy tales?

It wasn't just a task you had to complete for your father?

Tell me I'm wrong.

Don't worry, she'll be back.

He ran off twice.

Three times for this guy.

At least I answered my phone.

I was sick.

Good job, so proud of you two.

Stop it, will you?

If she doesn't come back, there's nothing we can do.

Here, take this.

The princess left for the prince's kingdom.

Did you eat?

So, you watched 50 pornos a day, and sent erotica to the contest?

You think that's funny?

It sure is!

I hadn't laughed in a while, you really are a good daughter.

Mom, should I just quit everything and come live with you?

I'll write fairy tales under a pen name.

That sounds annoying.

Why are you and your dad letting fairy tales run your lives?

I can't even stand the sight of it.

If he hadn't won it, he would've done whatever he wanted.

He did, his whole life.

You don't know?

He wrote fairy tales because of you.

You pumped him up by saying he looked cool writing stories.

How could your simple dad not resist that?

But now his kid writes blasted fairy tales because of him?

Oh dear...

Like father, like daughter...

Messed up again!

Jeez...

Dan Bi.

What's the website for reading your stories? I want to check it out.

Forget it, what for?

Why not? Let me read my daughter's erotica, okay?

No way.

Ma'am, I brought the book!

Okay, one second!

Pull it up before I get back.

- Pull what up? - Hurry.

Come on...

[#2 Real Man by Firefox]

[It's finally posted! Now my day can begin.]

[Nice! This'll get me through the week.]

[Where can I buy the merch? This is a must-have.]

[Reminds me of my days as a private.]

[Hilarious, sexy and moving...]

[Thanks to this, my marriage is thriving!]

[The author's in her prime.]

[I want to do it.]

[Gonna savor every line. So thrilling.]

Did you find it?

Yeah.

Mom.

Did Dad only write fairy tales?

It's your dad's treasure box.

Open it.

[Dazzling Love]

[Yoon Kang Chul]

[She gasped for breath and moaned softly.]

[On her soft breast...]

Dad!

Hey, Dan Bi.

My sweetheart.

- Were you drawing? - Yup.

- You drew this? - Yup.

I'm gonna write fairy tales.

Don't force yourself, you don't need to.

I want to.

- Dan Bi! - Mom!

Dad...

Live the way you want to live.

I'll cheer you on whatever it may be.

[Forbidden Fairytale]

What if she's not here again?

She's not coming back, we'll have to report her.

Let's wait a few more days.

She's not coming back, if she does, I'll bark like a dog.

- Holy cow! - Good morning.

Are you alright?

That's why she came back.

I knew you'd be back.

Woof, woof!

Is this place where you come and go as you please?

Everyone's been too distracted to get any work done...

He's just happy to see you, you know that, right?

I'm sorry, sir.

If you're sorry...

It's enough that she's sorry.

Let's all get back to work.

Here's an idea. You be the team leader, and I'll be the deputy.

Sure.

So, what happened with the contest?

A total disaster.

At the very least, everyone there will remember her name.

The nutjob who sent erotica to a fairy tale contest.

But somehow,

I feel relieved.

I always felt like I was being chased...

What about that publisher guy?

That's completely over.

Everything gets filtered out.

Welcome!

Over here!

- Who is he? - Who?

My personal editor, if you will.

The glass bottle?

I have so many questions...

Sure, ask anything you want.

What could you be curious about?

You review her stuff every night, didn't you have any reactions?

Well, it's all part of the job for us.

Right...

Is Dan Bi not attractive enough for you?

No, no, come on.

Then she is?

That's why he's here, am I right?

One moment, sir!

- You picked the right one. - Let's sober up.

Taxi...

- Careful, careful! - I got some to say!

- Careful! - Dan Bi!

Hapjeong station, then Ilsan please!

Have a safe ride home!

Make sure to use protection, okay?

I'm gonna kill you!

- Take good care of Dan Bi! - Condom, Condom!

Go!

Good night!

Make sure to go to work in the morning!

You must have felt awkward because of my friends...

Not at all, it was fun.

Your friends seem really lively.

They're mischievous, but they're not bad people.

Sure.

By the way, can I ask you something?

Sure.

Between "Real Man" and "Elevator",

which one did you honestly like better?

I liked both of them.

Come on, be honest.

Really, I liked both.

You like everything?

So that's why you're nice to everyone, huh?

I'm not nice to just anyone.

Really?

So, you're only nice to me?

- It's late, Dan Bi. - Where are you going?

- It's really late. - You're only nice to me?

- So late. - I didn't know!

Let's get going!

Where are you going? Why are you running away?

It's super late!

You scared me.

- Ms. Oh. - Sir.

I read "The Secret Workout of a Female Writer".

Thank you.

I know it's about me!

No, it's not.

It is my story!

I said it's not.

Remove the story!

If you don't, I'll report you.

How are you going to report me?

Other women know those stories are about them.

But they just shut up and get lost on their own.

You should get lost too.

If you ever get writer's block, let's work out again.

Good luck.

[Real Hunting Story]

Wait, this feels wrong.

Please, read it once all the way through.

How many times do I have to tell you?

This isn't a real piece of work!

This is garbage, you hear me?

Boss, please give me one more chance. Please, I beg you, just one more chance!

Buddy!

If you don't get consent from women and post about a one-night stand,

that will completely destroy their dignity...

That's a crime, asshole, it's a crime!

Do you think adult literature is some joke, huh?

You think it's something to be taken lightly?

Rewrite it!

[Dan Bi, I've been waiting so long for your call, I'm dying here.]

[Yoon Dan Bi]

So impatient...

[Who is this?]

EroKing's "Real Hunting Story" has been #1 for 36 weeks...

He's spreading online that the female characters in the story are real.

That's probably the marketing angle...

He's exploiting the fact that it's hard for the victims to report it.

Tough to come forward, and even if they do, it won't be easy to prove...

[Synopsis: The girl with a bag with "The Adventures of Thomas" sticker...]

That son of a bitch!

Mr. Hwang.

What brings you here?

What the hell did you do to Oh?

I'm working on my next piece, wanna hear about it?

"Ms. Y, who works to protect youths from online porn,"

"Leads a double life as an erotica writer."

"A secret affair with her."

It's the kind of trashy story people would love, no?

Choong Gil!

Isn't it me you want?

So, leave others alone, you bastard.

Please.

- Please? - Yes.

Is that how someone begs?

Goddammit...

Damn... 1986 Porsche 911...

- At least get down on your knees. - Shit...

Freeze!

Mr. Hwang!

What are you doing? Why are you on your knees?

Goddammit...

- Are you crying? - What?

You cowardly bastard, this car is his only pride, you had to make him cry?

Hey, who's crying? Me?

Is that what you want to do? He's almost 70!

I'm not that old yet.

Don't you understand what's going on? Do you want to ruin your life too?

Stop being so pathetic and let's settle this, you and me.

If I win, take down "Real Hunting Story" and disappear forever.

Forever.

Why would I? I have nothing to gain.

If I lose, I'll sign with you.

Ms. Yoon.

What about my contract?

80-20, my favor.

Okay?

That is not okay, you bastard!

Okay!

What?

Let's cheer her on.

[Her body began to heat up again.]

[When she couldn't hold her desire, he finally came in.]

Go, go, you're doing so well!

Go, go! Good work!

[And then he slowly approached her and started taking off her clothes.]

Dang, what was that?

Dementia?

Train of thought departed...

[Forbidden Fairytale]

Forbidden Fairytale.

How is it?

You know fairy tales already have sexual potential, right?

So, adapt them for adults.

Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, characters from those fairy tales doing naughty things.

It's oddly arousing.

It's freaking brilliant.

Okay, then how about this?

Cinderella has to go home by midnight, right?

I never understood that, why not just sleep with the prince?

- She can. - Exactly.

They're basically having a one-night stand after the ball.

And if you meet a hottie at the club, you just leave because it's midnight?

If the magic wears off? She turns into a pauper.

She's already naked, so what does it matter? The prince wouldn't care about that, right?

What?

Then how about this?

Snow White gets revived by the prince and is brought back to the castle.

That's where the fairy tale ends.

But my story shows what happens afterward.

Afterward?

The story begins in the courtroom.

Snow White and the eldest dwarf have an affair, so they're on trial.

Kill them, kill them!

- He's so handsome! - So dreamy...

Hold on a second!

It's true this guy liked me, but I really wasn't interested in him at all!

I only have the prince! Please believe me!

Buddy, tell them!

How could I ever forget the day I learned about love?

What are you talking about?

The princess was happy after coming to this castle.

I felt my job here was done, so I packed my things to leave,

but then, a gust of wind blew out the candle,

and suddenly, I was grabbed from behind!

Oh my, oh my!

When did I ever do that?

They explored every inch of my body

with their tongue and hands, as if they knew men so well,

and it felt too good to resist...

I did?

The tongue inside the mouth is hot, right?

With that hot tongue, from my back...

licking like this, downward, downward, continuously...

it grazed my chest, sliding downwards,

until finally, it circled around my belly button, one and a half times...

So embarrassing...

Then their hands slipped into my pants!

And grabbed...

my...

- Your... - Your...

- Pe... - Pe-what?

Nis...

Shut up! When did I?

- You shut up! - You stay out of it!

Can't we just kill her first?

Yeah, let him finish!

The one I love...

is not Snow White.

- What? - Huh?

Please be happy.

I'll head up first.

Brother, I'm here!

Brother!

Brother!

He's handsome too, both brothers are so hot!

So, the younger brother framed him to get killed.

It's like you twisted a mystery with a gay element.

- I want to read the next one. - You do?

A lot of women are into erotica, so the gay twist will work.

I wasn't going hard on the gay story, it's a love story.

- Love? - Yes.

You two have been together a lot lately.

Sticky like glue.

What's wrong with sticking together?

Oops, sorry.

What?

[Fitness for Your Health]

What is it?

Dan Bi!

Dan Bi?

What is wrong with me?

My #1 says hello...

I guess you've recovered.

Mr. Hwang! Ms. Yoon's piece is up!

"The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs"?

[Watched without much expectation, but wow. Super fun. LOL]

[Delivery, story, characters, and twists-all top-notch]

"The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs"?

So tacky, gosh...

Insane...

This is insane!

[End of Episode 1]

Next episode...

50 cents...

Look at that! [The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs]

Dan Bi just hit a jackpot! [Rapid Rise in Popularity]

To celebrate Dan Bi's return, and to commemorate unity of our team,

let's work hard, eat well, and drink hard too!

After work, let's have grilled eel...

Sir, something weird got posted on the board.

If you don't want to go, just say so.

- It's not that... - What is it?

[The double life of Ms. Yoon from the Youth Protection team!]

It says "Ms. Yoon", so Yoon Dan Bi?

Pardon?

Take a look at this.

A weird claim was posted on our board.

What's this all about?

This is Youth Protection team.

Newspaper?

Ms. Yoon Dan Bi?

- That hasn't been confirmed yet... - Youth Protection team.

- The bulletin board? - That's not possible.

Hello?

Did you just swear at me?

I'm hanging up, you punk!

Dan Bi!

Hey!

Why aren't they answering your phone quickly?

- Are you heading to EroKing? - Yes.

- I'll come with you! - Okay!

Listen, I'll go and talk to that bastard myself,

so don't get all worked up and get caught up...

- Ms. Yoon! Hey! - Dan Bi! Dammit!

Where are you going?

Dan Bi!

He's running away!

Where do you think you're going?

EroKing, you punk!

Are you okay?

Mr. Hwang!

Oh no...

- Shit, no airbag... - Sir, are you okay?

Are you hurt?

- I got him at least. - Oh no...

Are you insane?

You deserve it, you lowlife.

You're all screwed now.

Shit...

Chicken shit.

What a moron!

You crazy bitch!

Hey!

You son of a bitch!

Dumbass.

Buddy!

Don't look down on erotica.

Get your shit together, asshole.

[The Secret Double Life of a Harmful Content Regulator]

[Audit Committee Chairman]

Mr. Han, this is more than enough for her dismissal.

What exactly is the problem? Can't a government employee write a novel?

It depends on the type of novel.

How can a government official write such trash...

Excuse me, I have a question.

Is it a problem to write fairy tales after work?

No, and what of it?

Then why is writing erotica after work a problem?

I already explained, didn't I?

Writing such inappropriate content tarnishes the honor of public servants,

and a reason for dismissal!

For humanity's evolution and reproduction,

it's adult romance that's important, not children's books!

What the hell is he saying?

That's a strange point.

What are the criteria for a masterpiece and trash?

Could you two leave?

If it's cathartic, it's a masterpiece, and if it gets you wet, it's trash?

Anyone outside? Come in here!

- Escort them both out! - Why me, too?

Don't touch me!

How could you not know the basics of evolution and reproduction?

Then should we ban violent novels, too? No novels with thieves or scammers?

Get out!

Should we ban novels with scammers and thieves?

Christ...

Then just ban all kinds of novels!

Ms. Yoon Dan Bi.

Yes, sir?

You know what you did wrong, don't you?

For your boss' sake, you'll get a 3-month suspension,

so, stay quiet and behave at home, okay?

This is your only chance.

Where do you get off, as a woman, writing such indecent filth,

lowering the dignity of us all...

Mr. Chairman.

Before you talk about the dignity of public servants,

you should consider the basic integrity first.

I...

will resign.

- Keep your emotions in check. - I said my piece.

- Are you okay? - How did it go?

I'm done with this double life.

Then what will you do?

Well, something fun.

Dan Bi...

I'm gonna start doing what I want to do, and be honest to myself.

Oh Choong Gil, known as "EroKing", has been arrested on charges

of illegally filming women,

and all of his writings have been taken down.

What do you think?

What we want is, you know...

That sticky, sultry vibe.

That's missing from this.

Then why don't you teach me?