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I don't feel good about this, my son.

Shall each man find a wife for his bosom and each beast have his mate and I be

alone? No, but... I yearn for a wife, father.

What is it to be human if not for love?

I created you in the interest of exploring that infinitesimal space that

between life and death.

I have not yet learned enough from you to justify doing it again.

You have a wife.

How is it fair?

that you know love, and I do not.

I am merely saying, if we give it time... Some would suggest that if you

make me a wife, the only fair remedy would be for me to destroy yours,

That would bring balance to life, they would say.

No one would say that. I would say that!

I would!

Am I not someone?

Settle yourself, Eric. We're already proceeding. I'm only sharing with you my

doubts. This is what humans do.

Share feelings without becoming...

Overanimated. This is what the mortician was able to acquire.

Oh, my.

I hope you... This is the

face of my true love.

You were born here?

Yeah.

And why are we here now?

What does that do?

If I press this button, it activates an unbearably painful jolt directly into

their brains.

Oh, that's cruel, no?

Is the point, yes? You need to get your shirt off. Your wounds need cleaning.

So,

with the remote, you control them?

Hypothetically. They haven't proven themselves to be extraordinarily

And the skeleton man, Dr. Phosphorus?

Yeah. He tried to kill you to get it. Yeah.

What a boy.

Quite a team, hmm?

I promise, Ilana.

I'll get these folks under control and I'll keep you safe.

Don't worry.

You're such a kind man.

That is so rare here in Pokolistan.

I suppose tonight was not your first battle.

Are those your parents?

Don't tsk me. That's not cool. You can say no.

How would I know who they are?

This was his home for work.

Not the family's. They lived up the road.

My father was a scientist, but he never had anything like this.

Victor was, if nothing else, a renegade.

I was born here.

My love.

Wait. I picked her these flowers.

She must gather her senses.

When a baby is born, she's known her mother's womb, and therefore her mother

intimately for nine months. The womb is one's tether to the universe, to the

fragile social system of humanity.

But your bride, she came from nothing to something in an instant. She has no

tether, doesn't know where she is or who we are. She is but a cluster of fear

and not knowing.

Stop stirring, dear.

Please.

Everything is fine.

These are for you.

But I picked these for you.

That sounds horrible.

Well, Bert is always horrible. God's gift to humans is he lets you forget it.

What are you looking for?

A tourmaline neptis. It should be here somewhere.

What's... Tourmaline? A gemstone.

Pinkish?

Apple.

Good.

Cat. Close.

Hat. Hat.

Good. You're doing fabulously, my dear. Why is this drudgery so important?

You want a bride who can speak, don't you?

Words get in the way of truth, drowning out the caterwaul of one's heart.

This. What is this?

Pretty.

Yes, it is pretty. But what is it called?

Necklace.

Necklace.

And if we find it, then we can go back?

Yes, if we find it, we can go back. Because your beaching and moaning is

than being enslaved by that gung -ho jarhead.

There's two of them inside. I guess the rest are still back at the castle.

Okay, cool.

Out.

Tanner says... I heard.

Just get the address.

There.

Thank you, Ilana.

Um, where is this one from?

Ilana, we can't go through this again.

Where? I was stabbed in the Persian Gulf.

What about this one? Lana, I already told you, it's just not ethical for us

to... Don't... Do not treat me like a child, Richard.

Don't you know I'm soon to be the queen of this country, and I get what I want?

Oh, boy.

A boy?

Hardly.

Have you seen General Flagg?

Uh, yeah.

Why? Because he should be informed that two of your teammates have left the

grounds. Yeah, he's, uh, in there.

Maybe you should just give him 30 seconds.

I mean, you've seen the princess. I don't know how he could hold out for

than 30 seconds to you.

Ah, you got a point, Weez.

He's an older guy.

Probably has a lot of experience.

Give him a full minute. This is not funny. Why are you smiling?

Slow down, bigot.

I'm a freaking skeleton. It looks like I'm smiling even when I'm not.

You are not smiling? Oh, I am.

But you can't tell that.

May I knock now?

Is this it?

It's a wooden horse.

Yes, and it's also... A toy.

For children.

Yes, precisely.

Mustache.

You don't like how I look with a mustache, do you? I am a silly

Yes, my dear, you are doing fabulously.

Mustache.

Oh, you're such a dickens.

Oh, I almost forgot. I got you something, a gift.

Oh.

It is good gift.

Thank you. No, no, no. That's not the gift. It's what's inside.

You open the wrapping and inside is the gift.

Oh, you want the break paper?

Yes. Tear it off.

Oh, oh, oh.

Open the box.

Oh. I saw how much you liked it.

It was from one of the cadavers. Mattered to no one, so I thought.

Here, let me put it on for you.

There.

Beautiful.

It means something to you?

Fine.

Don't answer. I don't care. Can we go now?

You should have let Alexei tell me the bride and Nina were gone. Sue me for

being a bro and doing you a favor. Some favor. Seems according to you, I can't

do anything right. Oh, I'd forgo the mortar complex, considering two hours

you were trying to murder me. Is this one a dirty Nazi, General?

No, he's not a Nazi, G .I.

Where are we going, General Fleck? These are the trackers in their bodies.

You know where this is?

Da. Go, then.

Go.

Adventure! We are coming.

Start wearing purple for me now.

All your sanity and wit, they will all vanish.

I promise.

It's just a matter of time.

So, yeah. Start wearing purple.

Hi, what's going on?

Damn it!

I was biting my ear!

What I bring you, Mr. Victor, lemon... I did what I had to

do.

Don't you understand? He and his wretched giggling and his horrid gift

powers were the only obstacles to our love.

Now we can be together.

American wedding.

Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring? Where's the musicians that got

the taste?

Where's the supply that's gonna last three days?

Where's the band that writes on body? Gonna keep it going 24 hours.

full of kegs!

He's the man and king of Seattle, Ohio and town.