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The sons are said to be working at the
behest of the rogue
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Amazonian and reputed sorceress Circe.
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Circe claims to be the rightful heir to
the throne of the perhaps mythical,
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perhaps real, all -female island nation
of Themyscira.
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Inside sources claim Circe has promised
the sons that once the downfall of
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Themyscira is achieved, she will lead
them to conquer Themyscira.
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I mean, seriously, Themyscira is like
the sickest place ever, and then you
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me, oh, dude, only women can live there?
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What? That is so sexist, bro.
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Where do you think they have the most
incredible waterfalls?
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I have this question for all the woke
feminists out there.
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Why do only girls get such cool
waterfalls?
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All over the world, our rights as men
are being denigrated. What a bunch of
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clowns. Dangerous clowns.
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Cocola Stein is a friend of the U .S.
Countries don't have friends.
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After your decades in the military
general flag, I think you'd understand
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true friendship is built on petroleum
deposits, especially on mine ones in a
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backward -ass country that's never taken
advantage of their natural resources.
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Princess Lana Rostovic, the heir
apparent to Pokolestan, is already
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with the U .S. for that oil.
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And if she's overthrown by some nutjob
in a witch's hat, all bets are off.
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We need to help Rostovic.
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I thought Congress put a stop to all
Task Force X activities since your
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outed you. Technically, Congress said
Argus can't use incarcerated human
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as mission operatives any longer.
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But what about beings that aren't human?
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Huh?
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What in the holy hell? This is the Belle
Reve Non -Human Internment Division.
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For over 50 years, only those at the
uppermost levels of security clearance
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aware of its existence.
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By using these prisoners, I think we can
arguably circumvent our new
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restrictions. Arguably? How? Congress
said we can't use human prisoners. These
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assholes aren't human.
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She's not human?
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Is a corpse human?
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Who is she? We don't know. We call her
the Bride.
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Who's Jason and the Argonaut? A
sociopath who calls himself Dr.
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Hufford. He has a radiated skin he can
use to burn through people and objects.
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Well, how does that radiation affect the
people around him? If you don't sleep
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in the same room with him, the effects
should be minimal. Minimal? Consider it
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free vasectomy.
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What is that thing?
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The Weasel.
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It's one of the few soldiers still alive
from Project Starfish in Corto Maltese.
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So we know it has what it takes to
survive.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to intimate
anything about your son, Flagg. When he
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Corto Maltese, he died a hero.
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That one looks like a discontinued
dishwasher.
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That dishwasher killed over 300 Nazis in
World War II.
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I would have dismantled it, but I
thought it might come in use someday.
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It's known as G .I. Robot.
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Last one is Nina Mazursky.
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What use is she walking around in a
fishbowl? Get her in water is a
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story. She's the smartest and most
reasonable of the bunch. She might be
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help you keep the rest of them in line.
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This...
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is your new Task Force flag.
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Let's call it Task Force M. M for
Monster, also known as...
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There's an Osprey waiting to take you
directly to the castle to protect
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Rostovik from Cersei and her forces.
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I know you all aren't exactly
enthusiastic about this mission, but...
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believe you've read us wrong. We're
delighted to be here and delighted to
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our country. Okay.
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Uh, great.
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Are you smiling?
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Yes.
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Sarcastically? Mm -hmm.
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GI Robot is detecting unease. Could he
be, GI Robot asks, in fear of being
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discovered as Nazi scum? No. Put your
arm, your gun down.
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He's not a Nazi. Child killer, though.
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Not a great look. Supposedly he had a
bad experience the last trip he took on
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this osprey, that's all.
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Goddamn Pocotastown. You've been here
before?
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Oh, fuck. I came back to my hometown
incognito to forget
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about it all.
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Suddenly I heard, hey there, papito. You
don't ever give a call.
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Looks like the princess has imported
security.
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Calm down. We'll be there soon.
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Oh, my God. Is he pissing? He's pissing.
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You son of a bitch.
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God, it's on my leg. Look at the
satisfied look on his face.
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No one thought to take him out for a
walk after a long trip. You better not
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looking at me right now.
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And a key to your gonzo turbo
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gypsy autopilot and your story to tell,
story to tell.
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Looks like the gene pool was above
ground and inflatable, if you know what
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mean.
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Yeah.
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I wonder where this princess is gonna
look, though.
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Oh.
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Richard Bill Flagg, senior.
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So wonderful to be meeting you.
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Yes, you too. Your middle name is Bill.
Yes.
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Not like William?
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No. His middle name is Bill. Mine, okay?
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Princess Rostovik, it's an honor.
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This is not the kind of bow we do in
Pokolistan, Mr. Richard Flagg.
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So, unfortunately, we're going to have
to kill you. What? Alexei. I am sorry.
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must only do sacred customary bow in
this castle.
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Everyone, murder this man.
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Hold on a minute. No one briefed me on
what kind of bow.
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Alexi.
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There. How do you say it?
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Messing on you?
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I am making joke.
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For a minute I think you're going to
make mess in your pants, huh?
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I was never going to... Very close to
messing his pants. I wasn't even in the
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vicinity of doing that. We are so much
like Americans here.
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We pull pranks like Jamie Kennedy
experiment. We do the Super Bowl show.
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to say... Well,
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you're certainly current with your
popular cultural references.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Sarcastic smile.
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Now, I have a question for you,
skeleton.
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Where's the beef?
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Claude Appella, one of the greats.
Enough, Alexei. We've prepared a banquet
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you, our honored guests.
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They've been living on prison grub for
quite some time. Forgive their manners,
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Your Highness. Just the line is fine.
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We don't stand on ceremony here.
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Oh, okay.
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Then, uh, sure.
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You assemble this prison grub? Oh, just
seeing it is enough to give me the
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collywobbles. Your eye.
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Delana.
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Their manners do not bother me. I love
seeing friends enjoying themselves.
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That is the queen.
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Poor sweet mother. She has not been self
-aware.
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Some long time now.
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Yes, Mother, of course.
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She says she's believed you're here.
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Oh. You see why I'm taking care of
Pugliese Town's affairs, even though it
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quite be official until, you know.
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You're welcome, Mother.
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I love you, too.
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G .I. Robot?
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Yes, Miss Nina?
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Would you like anything?
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Diesel?
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Um, some diesel fuel, please, for our
robot friend. Yes, madam. Right away,
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madam.
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It is a beautiful
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evening, isn't it? I do not enjoy
landscapes devoid of dead Nazis, Miss
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Oh. Can Miss Nina and G .I. Robot be
killing Nazis soon?
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Miss Waller promised it would be soon.
It's been oh so long since G .I. Robot
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has sent Nazis back to hell where they
belong.
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I think it will be soon.
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G .I. Robot would like to kill Nazis
with you. Would you like to kill Nazis
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G .I. Robot? If I killed Nazis with
anyone, it would certainly be you, G .I.
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Robot. Oh, my.
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G .I. Robot has been waiting for a
friend to kill Nazis with for 74 years,
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days, and 52 minutes.
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I hope we aren't too much of an
intrusion. Our only goal here is to keep
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safe, Ilana. I'm happy to have the
company.
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Even that one?
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Why was he in prison?
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Supposedly murdered 27 children.
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Oh. He hasn't shown any violent
tendencies since then, so I wouldn't
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Also wouldn't invite the school choir to
the castle while he's here.
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Oh, no. I like American music.
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Rock and roll!
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But yes, I am happy for the company,
especially the company of America.
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My country is a charming one, but it is
backward.
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Always rejecting progress is corrupt.
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It is my most cherished dream to lead my
people into the 21st century.
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Well, I've been there.
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Not sure I'd recommend it.
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Are you married, Richard Flagg?
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No, no.
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I was once, but...
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My wife ended up being my least favorite
aspect of that 21st century you're all
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gung -ho about. I will avoid that part
of the 21st century, then.
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Sometimes, missteps lead you where you
need to be.
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She and I had a son when we were just
18.
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Fine young man.
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I joined the military mostly just to
make money so I could support him.
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18 years later, he joined the military
because he loved our country and he
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wanted to make it a better place.
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Yeah. Boy, it was an improvement on me
in every way.
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What?
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He passed on about two years back.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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I would have liked to introduce the two
of you.
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I have a feeling you would have gotten
on like a house on fire.
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A house on fire does not seem good. No,
it's supposed to be a good thing. I'm
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sure your son was a fine man, but I'm
much more fond of older men.
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I'd like to show you something.
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This. Armour is beautiful, no?
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Um, sure.
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It is over 500 years old.
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What is it you wanted to show me, Ilana?
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Just this wonderful armour.
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That's not an armour.
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Listen, Ilana. Yes?
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I just... I don't think this is exactly
ethical. I'm here to protect you. To
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protect me from loneliness?
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No, I... From lack of passion? No, I...
From bookily sunny men who have never
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seen the world, have no clue how to
treat a woman, and who can't see me as
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human being I am behind a veil of
royalty?
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Closer, but still no.
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Look,
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I think we need to get some shut eyes so
we can put a cogent plan in place in
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the morning.
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I'll leave G .I. Robot to guard the
door.
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Richard.
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In June of 1944, a storm hit.
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38 dead and nothing.
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September of 1944.
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I fought at the Battle of Hurtgen
Forest, a whopping 92 dead Nazis. In
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of 1944, at the Battle of Aachen, I
ended the lives of 14...
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How'd you get down here? I walked down
the stairs.
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No one tried to stop you? We're here to
protect them. Why would they stop me?
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Hey, you can't leave! Why not?
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Well, Vlad will use the remote to shock
you. And then we all get shocked.
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Seems like a flaw in the system to me to
get shocked even when I didn't do
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anything wrong.
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That was like the worst feeling ever.
Grow a pair, fish.
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A pair of... What? Wait, where are you
going?
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Open the door. Oh, my God. I do not have
you in the schedule. He doesn't have us
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in the schedule. I don't need a
schedule, Sir Douche -a -lot. I'm not
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prisoner. Sir, open the freaking door.
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Guys, please, come on, stay.
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Oh, darn it.
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Do you have any money?
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Pardon? Money.
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Cough up some cash.
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I don't have any freaking rubles on me.
How am I supposed to get around?
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Our money is not called rubles. Yeah, I
know. It was meant to be insulting. Just
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give me some cash.
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Thank you. She means to say thank you.
No, I don't mean anything of the sort.
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You asked him for money and he just gave
it to you. That's right.
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He was rude.
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Yeah, that's right. We shouldn't leave.
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Oh, look, no one is forcing you to come.
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Never mind what's on her head. Just go
to the address I told you.
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00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,720
Hey!
238
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,000
Ah.
239
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,880
Ha ha ha!
240
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,120
You think Waller would give me the only
remote?
241
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,720
You'd be hopping around like a Mexican
jumping bean for days if you escaped.
242
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:16,900
Or, if I told her about this, I'm not
here to torture you.
243
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,120
We're supposed to be on the same damn
team.
244
00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:40,070
My bride.
245
00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:45,430
After all these years, I've found you.
246
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,460
Thank you.
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