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That's so exciting, honey. It's our first vacation together.

Yep. And our first real test to find out if we actually like each other.

Oh, stop. Why would you say that?

Oh, I'm just joking, darling.

But, I mean, it is kind of a test, isn't it? I mean, this is where we get to

find out all the little things about each other that, you know, might drive

nuts.

I mean, we haven't had a single argument in four months.

You see, that isn't actually correct. I mean, we did have a disagreement about

putting mayonnaise on French fries.

Oh, my God. That wasn't a disagreement.

That was you being wrong.

Normal people use ketchup.

So I'm not normal?

No. But I love you.

What's taking you so long? Are you handicapped or something?

No. I just like to be thorough.

In case we get to the top of the mountain, I'd hate to forget the razor

something.

I will give you a razor I shave my pussy with or I can cut your throat with it.

Now hurry the fuck up.

But then, Cherry, we talked about this.

You really need to just manage your anger.

You need to manage to be in a relationship with Serbian. I destroy

much stronger than you.

Oh, you're so cute when you're terrified.

Now put this on and hurry up! Come on!

You're slower than Serbian DMV.

Is that slower than the American DMV?

Yes, my father is waiting in the line since 2006, you know, to renew his

license. Shut up!

Remind me why I love you again.

Because I'm exciting, unpredictable, and I suck your dick

like a hungry hippo.

I knew there was a reason.

Here you are, my dear.

Thank you, babe.

You seem lost in thought.

Yeah, I'm just enjoying the serenity up here.

Don't get too serene.

It won't be long before the other guests arrive, and we'll have to acknowledge

that civilization still exists.

I'm sure they're going to appreciate the peace and quiet just as much as we do.

Did you pack your passport?

We're just going to the mountains, remember?

There could be a checkpoint. Trust no one.

No one!

Let's go.

You said we were in a hurry.

You know what? All this catch -up talk made me super horny.

Listen, if we don't leave soon, we're going to catch traffic.

I just need to get to spend more time with you.

um um

I love you.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Hmm.

I love you.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Oh. Oh.

Aww.

Hmm.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's it, baby.

That's it, baby.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

But...

Yes.

Thank God I had to get out of that car. What the hell was that you were eating

in the car the whole way here?

It smelled horrible.

It's a coolant.

What the hell is that?

It's a sausage.

Okay, well most people eat pretzels or chips to snack or something.

You're just mad that I didn't eat your sausage on the way here. So no road had

when you fucking pissed me off like that.

So tired.

Thank you so much for bringing me here. And I'm sorry for being an asshole.

I just need a little bit of nature so I can forget about my stress.

I love you.

I love you too.

Maybe you need to stop worrying about things so much.

This trip is going to be perfect.

Oh,

sorry. We didn't mean to disturb.

Why do I know that voice?

What the fuck?

Why the fuck are you here?

We rented a cabin for the weekend.

So did we.

Honey, do you know this woman?

Of course he knows me. I'm the best thing ever happened to him.

Sweetheart, let me please introduce you to my ex -wife.

Okay, so in light of these changing circumstances, maybe we should just do

something else for the weekend.

Let's go to the beach or something.

Are you fucking crazy? I'm not going to let him win again. If somebody's

supposed to live, it's him and his big dick bimbo.

Look, this is supposed to be a weekend for us to relax and decompress.

And quite honestly, you're getting angrier, and it's terrifying me.

Jay, baby, I just cannot let this lying motherfucking piece of shit

to destroy our weekend.

I will be on my best behavior.

I promise.

Okay, okay.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I swear to God, you planned this whole thing.

I plan to never see you again. Why the fuck I will plan this?

You are absolutely insane. I mean, you're capable of anything.

Too bad you are not capable of paying alimony.

to go on vacation with your new girlfriend.

I swear to God, you're just jealous.

Jealous of what?

She have a personality of the dead moth.

And what about you? Where did you meet your new boyfriend?

At the cop depot?

I mean, how tall is the fella?

He's like a little puppet.

What the fuck? Doesn't matter how tall he is. He have a bigger dick than you

he fucks better than you. I doubt that very much. I think I actually ruined it

for you for the average man out there.

you're okay.

I mean, we still have time to make reservations at the beach.

Jay, I told you it's fine.

Let's try to avoid them, and if we bump into them, well, they will not destroy

my vacation.

So, when were you going to tell me that your ex -wife was a sociopath from a

part of the world I've never even heard of?

Oh, darling, I didn't anticipate ever seeing her again, especially here.

I didn't want to put you through all the gory details.

Wow, so thoughtful of you.

And may I ask what you ever even saw in this person?

Well, to be fair, I mean, she's great to look at.

And I mean, I know, you know, she has times where she sounds like a crazy

lunatic, but she's a nice person and the sex was great.

I guess I was drawn to the chaos.

It was exciting when it wasn't dangerous.

Uh, well, I wasn't expecting such a poignant and thoughtful analysis.

Thank you.

Okay, so then let me ask you this.

How are we together?

Natasha, it's because you're nothing like her at all. You're totally

What? So I'm not attractive and we don't have amazing sex?

No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.

I mean, because you're not crazy, silly.

I'm done with that part of my life. I just want a...

healthy, normal relationship.

If you say so.

So much for serenity. These people are insane.

That woman certainly does yell a lot. Her poor boyfriend.

He must love abuse or something.

Well, I love you and I won't let these crazy people ruin our trip. I don't want

that either.

I want you to apologize to her right now.

For what? She rolled her eyes on me. You said she had a bad boob job. And those

tits are real.

They're not real. They're fake. She's lying to you. You're so gullible.

Sorry to interrupt.

This isn't your room.

Oh, my God. We're so sorry. We didn't mean to... Cherry, come on.

Let's go.

I can't believe I'm trapped with him here. It's like a horror movie.

So... You guys were about to fuck or you are father and daughter?

Well, my name's Clark and my wife, Millie.

May we have our room back now?

Here's a nice room.

Have fun.

We're leaving tomorrow.

Yeah, I agree.

You're all decked up.

Dinner can wait.

Find me a well and I'll catch you right where I want you.

I don't know

I'm sorry.

I can't breathe

Oh.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

UGH!

I don't think we've met.

I'm Jay.

Oh, hi. I'm Natasha. It's nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I know it's been a little awkward.

Yeah, it has been. I mean, it's so nice to finally get some peace and quiet.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.

Oh, no, no, you're not. I mean, I'm glad we met. I feel like we should probably

talk about some of this.

Yeah, there's plenty to talk about.

Where's Danny?

At the driving range, apparently.

I don't know. I don't golf.

I do like to read, though.

Me too. It's so relaxing. Really?

Yeah. So, um, where's, uh... Sorry, what's her name?

Cherry. Right. Sorry.

She's at the spa getting a massage.

Hopefully it puts her in a better mood.

I mean, forgive me for saying this, but, like, how can you tell?

Well... I mean, you're just so calm and, like, mild -mannered, and she's so,

like, angry.

Yeah, uh, it may seem like...

We're opposites, which we are. But she's a good person deep down.

And I think I can trust her.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. I am here first. I booked my

massage. You're just following me everywhere.

No, I booked this one first. You turn up all the time. I booked it first.

I want to get rid of you. Somehow you are always there. I don't know. I think

you are doing this on purpose. Every time I turn my back, you're there.

You're there. You're just fucking...

Do you want to go for a walk?

Sure. Yeah, I mean, I came here to see nature, and so far all I've seen is

room and Serbian rage.

Yeah.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I'm doing this.

After all this fucking time, you just fucking worm your way back into my life.

I'm sorry.

I'm so angry at you.

You're so angry? At me?

Yes. Yes.

Oh, for being such an asshole. Oh, yes?

I got you wild, then.

You know that.

You make me wet. You make me wet. You make me wet. You make me wet. You make

wet.

You make me

wet.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh fuck!

Oh

fuck!

That feels good.

That feels good.

That feels good.

Oh,

fuck yes!

You're dead.

Fuck yes.

Oh, yes.

Do it. Prove yourself that you're better than she. Come on, do it.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Fuck you.

You

know

what you're doing, baby fuck.

You know what you're doing, yes?

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Gracias, baby.

Oh my God.

Oh my

fucking god.

Oh yes.

Oh, fuck it.

Just for old time's sake.

Oh, stay there.

Woo!

Yeah. Just here. Just like this.

Gross!

Oh, man.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Oh my god!

Do you remember this baby?

Do you remember me biting your butt?

I'm

fucking

hungry for you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no.

Yes.

I want to sit down.

Okay, okay.

Oh, fuck. Now you're driving me fucking crazy.

Oh, my God.

Just there.

Just there.

Just there.

Just there.

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes. I want to cum again.

I want to cum again.

Oh.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh. Oh.

I love you.

Fucking yeah, so And then

I guess we just kind of fell for each other like he was coming off of his

divorce and I was looking for someone exciting to go on adventures with so

that's certainly been an adventure so far it really has and What about you? Do

you just like abuse or something?

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. No, it's okay I know how much look to

outside world, but just like you I probably just Wanted someone to go on

adventures with.

You know, roller coasters are exciting, but eventually you do have to get off

them.

Yeah.

I see that now.

But look at us now. Both calm and on an adventure.

Not the one we were expecting, but... But maybe the one we needed?

How do you feel about getting out of here and driving to the beach?

I'll get my suitcase.

Do you think they even noticed that we left?

Well, they had to stop screaming first.

You really are an adventurer.

Thank you.

Yes, oh my god.

You are so much fun.

You can't do that with what's in your mouth.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. You're taking so long.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you. Oh,

fuck you.

Oh, fuck you. Oh,

fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

Fuck me too, please. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, fuck.

What a big, fucking, thick, stiff dick you have, baby. You love it.

Yes. Oh, fuck you. Yeah.

Thank you.

Hug me. Yeah.

Fuck yes.

Thank you.

Shake him, shake him.

Fucking amazing.

Where

did

all the people go?

Do you think they heard us?

I think the people in Nevada heard you, sweetheart.

Shut the fuck up. You know how I get during the sex.

God, I've missed you.

I've missed you too. Maybe we should go and try again.

You know, we will either live happily ever after, or the people will be using

the term murder -suicide to describe the crime scene.

That's the most exciting part.

God, you are so insane.

And you love it.