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[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Wow, wearing a suit into the woods today, doc?

What are you talking about?

Throw away your future somewhere else.

Oh, my God, does he ever wear anything else?

I think he literally only has a suit. That's so sad.

I'd bet he even wears it when he's having se...

[retches]

-Girl, no. -[Amelia coughing]

Oh, my God. Guys, away from me.

Away from me. My toes are out. I-I just got them done.

[retches]

[coughing]

[knocking on door]

Who is it?

[Louisa] Your roommate, obviously.

You're taking forever.

Mmm.

Doing your hair differently today.

[chuckles]

♪ Well it's a cool clear night ♪

[humming]

♪ The moon is full

♪ I'm feeling all right

♪ Well now the day's done and the music's on ♪

♪ Come on now baby let's have some fun yeah ♪

♪ Come on it's been a...

Oh, yeah.

Heck yeah!

♪ I've had a bun and thirst I can taste your hate ♪

[phone chimes]

♪ Well now the sun...

[Elaine] Oh! Why is she bothering me on Blaze Day?

♪ Let's take this party off the ground oh yeah ♪

♪ Come on

♪ I said the set song

♪ And set the sky on fire

♪ With grey dark clouds

♪ Reflecting my desire

♪ I've been having steamy dreams of you ♪

♪ Steamy dreams all day through ♪

♪ Yeah ♪ Yeah

♪ Oh yeah ♪ Yeah

♪ Steamy dreams of me and you ♪

♪ Steamy dreams coming true

♪ Yeah ♪ Yeah

♪ Oh yeah ♪ Yeah

♪ Come on

[theme music]

Just, just hold, hold still, Amelia.

-Uh, I'm Amelia. -I'm Harley.

Wow, like, learn our names, doc. It's not that hard.

And yet, Dr. Best is out of your depth.

All right, you have a slight fever.

Any abdominal cramps in addition to the diarrhea?

Ew, he's still wearing the vomit shoes.

Oh, my gosh, those shoes deserve to be vomited on.

I can't look. Their ugliness burns my eyes.

No, go on. I love getting fashion tips

from high schoolers in flip-flops.

Okay, now you all have symptoms of food poisoning.

I need to hear about your diet. I need to know everything

you've eaten in the last 24 hours.

-Um, rude. -You can't ask about our diet.

-That is fat-shaming. -Mm-mm.

I'm gonna need you to put your three brain cells together

and tell me if you've shared any food recently.

We all had dinner at the Salty Breeze last night.

It was Liam's birthday.

Happy birthday, Liam.

It's not today.

Did you all have the same thing?

-I had a cheeseburger. -Fish and chips.

Okay. Salmonella, maybe. Campylobacter--

-Salma-who? -Our healthcare system...

All right, I'm gonna need a stool sample from each of you.

-Stool? -Oh, no, I'm sorry.

You don't have to poop in it. There's a spoon.

-I'd rather be sick honestly. -In there?

Just stop. Okay, other than that, I need you to rest,

hydrate, and eat bland foods, brats.

-What did you just call us? -Oh, because I'm Asian.

-Who's a brat? -I'm gonna call my mom.

Brats. You know brats?

Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. BRATS.

Hey, doc. Larry Jackson.

Y-y-you got time for a walk-in?

-Well, I... -[Larry gags]

Watch out, I'm gonna blow!

Oh!

[retches]

[door opens]

I've examined four patients this morning

with clear symptoms of food poisoning.

Okay, and good morning to you, too, doc.

And they all ate here last night.

And I need to see the kitchen.

Lower your voice.

What's going on?

Should I stop eating my oatmeal?

No, no, keep eating. It's your funeral.

What?

Now, wait just a minute, doc.

[Greg] Doc!

How long has this butter been sitting out?

Morning, doc.

Only a few minutes. Why do you ask?

A couple of people are sick. He thinks it came from us.

Now, doc, we keep this place in ship shape.

You butter believe it. [chuckles]

And we're always up to code.

[pig snorting]

Well, we'll see what the inspector has to say.

-What? -I'm sorry, what?

Because there were more than three cases of vomiting,

I had to file a possible foodborne illness report

with the Maine Department of Health and Human Services.

-Ah... -What? Are you serious?

I'm just following the rules.

-Today? -Mm-hmm.

You had to do this today.

Of all days!

It's Blaze Day!

-Ah! -[Mark] Doc!

There's always next year, honey.

[Mark] I'm looking for a duck!

[clapping rhythmically] Doc B!

Doctor! Hey! There he is.

I've been looking everywhere for you. Get in.

-You do not wanna be late. -For what?

The Annual Wilderness Survival Workshop.

I handle the emergency radio protocol, and Dr. Reese--

Let me guess, Dr. Reese did first-aid.

-Yep. -I'm kind of busy right now.

Oh. Okay. Well, don't worry about it. I can handle it.

I was a lifeguard one summer.

That was until the, well,

"accident" is a strong word that I don't like to use.

But it was one of those things

that I felt like, I saw her, right?

And she was swimming very well for the--

-Fine! This better be quick. -Okay.

Yes. All right. All right. Doc!

[claps] Doc B!

[laughs] Okay.

[Mark] She thanked me right after...

So, what's your show this week?

Oh, I'm on hiatus. I'm dealing with some stuff.

[phone chimes]

Ugh!

-Is that your mom? -Yes!

It is so annoying. She keeps texting me.

I'm like, we are not speaking.

But I can't text her that

because then we would be speaking.

So, you're really not going to her wedding tomorrow?

No! I'm not going.

No way.

Ooh-kay.

[Mark] Let's go. Let's go.

[door closes]

Man.

-[sighs] -[door shuts]

[Mark chuckles]

Come on now, doc. Hm.

[Martin] So, what is Blaze Day?

[Mark] Well, actually, it's not a day.

It's a person, Blaze.

He's like this, like this mysterious wilderness man

who comes out of the woods once a year

to help us brush up on our survival skills.

[Martin] He lives in the woods?

[Mark] As far as we know. He's really cool.

The women seem to be particularly interested in it.

I guess they worry a lot about getting lost.

-Come on. -What is going on?

Shh. It's happening.

[Geneva] Oh, look. I heard he twigs now.

Do you see him? Does anybody see him?

[Belinda] Shh, shh, shh. I think he's coming.

[rustling]

Ah!

[gasps] It's him.

[upbeat music]

[Geneva] Oh, my God!

[women exclaiming]

He's even dreamier than I remember.

I think I might faint.

Man! What's he squat?

♪ Action man

♪ Show us what you are made of ♪

-There he is. -Oh, my God.

He's like chiseled out of stone.

Uh-huh.

♪ Muscle bound

Ladies, it's time to survive.

-Oh. -Oh, boy.

[Blaze] As I say every year,

out here in Maine, it's always good

to brush up on wilderness safety.

Even on the shortest hike,

an emergency can happen.

-But don't worry. -[yawns]

That's why I'm here.

Here we go.

Point the direction of travel arrow toward the object.

Then rotate the base plate to line up the arrows.

I'm such a ninny when it comes to these things.

I-I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag.

In this case, we're heading 17 degrees north.

[Susan] Hey, Blaze? [Blaze] Yes?

-Which way is north? -[chuckles]

Uh...

-It's this way. -Oh, I see.

I left my office for this?

Just enjoy the show.

[Blaze] Listen up! [claps]

Now on to CPR.

Finally.

-The first thing to know-- -Okay.

I got this.

So glad I'm here, then.

Okay, I need two volunteers for mouth to mouth.

Mark, Louisa, you're a couple, so why don't you come on up?

Nope, she dumped me.

Cut my heart out of my chest. I'm good now, though.

You're in the woods all the time.

Totally over it.

Didn't get the message out to you yet.

-I'm so sorry. -Thank you.

So you're single?

[Louisa] Sh... I mean...

[Louisa clears throat]

Uh...

Interesting.

It's always good to know how to hunt for your food.

Now, can I have a volunteer?

Anybody, anybody, anybody? Okay, fine.

Louisa, step right up.

-You won. Step right up. -Oh, okay.

-Cool, cool, cool, cool. -Here you go.

Okay. [chuckles] All right.

Now, I want you to grip right here at the...

The shaft? Right here?

Feel the tension.

Oh, I do. I feel it.

-I feel it. -Aww...

Now release.

[arrow twangs]

-[woman 1] Yay! -Okay, I did it. What?

-[Blaze] Wow! -Good job, buddy.

[Blaze] Good job. Let's hear it for Louisa.

Good job, Louisa.

I'm just saying, you know, ask her out.

A nice romantic dinner at the Salty Breeze.

Well, maybe not the Salty Breeze.

I hear people are getting sick. But somewhere else.

No, she's, she's kind of focused on her career.

Oh, life is too short to live in the friend zone, kiddo.

-Oh, a friend. -Yeah.

Fr... How do you know what that is?

Ah! Aww.

[dog whining]

Poor little poor guy.

You know what?

We can spare a few minutes. Come on.

And now doctor will do first-aid.

Finally, and it's Dr. Best.

[Martin] Okay, first I'll show you how to use a tourniquet.

Uh, ladies, everyone over here.

Okay, so now if everyone would just take a look right here.

Right here.

See me twisting. [whistles]

This way, ladies.

You twist to provide pressure.

You just look... Ladies, this way.

You just provide enough pressure

to block the arterial flow.

-It's really that simple. -[Sally groans]

[Sally] Excuse me.

-Blaze? -Ladies.

[Sally] Uh...

how far up the leg does it go?

[Martin] I-I just explained it right here, Sally.

I just told you.

If you look that...

This high.

Oh.

Now I understand.

Now you understand? What-what was...

It-it's right here.

Thank you, doc.

Ladies,

one of the greatest dangers

of being lost in the woods

is hypothermia.

Now if you don't have a fire,

this is how you keep warm.

First, you strip off your clothes.

Okay.

I need you to pretend with me that we're completely undressed.

-Mm-hmm. Okay. -[Blaze] Good.

Now, huddle position.

Very important to generate body heat.

-Mm-hmm. -Okay.

Arms under my arms,

head on my chest.

-Mm-hmm. -On my chest.

-Seriously? -Mm-hmm.

-Melt into me. -[Martin] That's...

Nope, I'm good on this.

I'm gonna be in my car in case there's crime and stuff.

Yeah, I think we got enough of that.

-Yeah. -Good.

[Louisa] Yeah. [Blaze] Good.

-Separate. -Okay.

[Martin] I think we've got it.

Yeah, I feel warmer. Yeah, thanks.

That was...

Now, one last exercise.

Oh, thank God.

This is the dead man's carry.

Now I'm gonna need a volunteer,

someone that I can carry on my...

Me, me!

-[indistinct yelling] -Oh!

Oh, my God!

[Blaze] Oh, my back! [groaning]

Ladies, come on.

What did he write? What does it say?

You must get a hold of yourself.

[pig squealing in distance]

What was that?

-Just a tree branch. -Nothing. Nothing.

-On the window. -Nothing.

Ah.

I'm good, doc.

Really, Western medicine's not my thing.

I'll just rub a little willow bark on it.

The woods will heal me.

Yeah, the woods cannot diagnose a fracture.

Let's make sure those hens didn't crack a rib.

Oh!

[machine whirring]

Elaine!

-Hi. -Why can't I see the images?

-Ooh, Wi-Fi's down. -Can you fix it?

Can you fix it?

Elaine, once again, as my assistant,

it is by definition your job--

Ooh, you know what? You should call Al.

He's really good with that stuff.

-You should call... -[door shuts]

Bro, she's a terrible assistant.

Thank you.

I still don't like you.

Most men don't.

[sighs]

[phone ringing]

[Bert chuckles]

[ringing continues]

Oh, hey, doc, I'm just fixing the door.

The door didn't need fixing.

It opens, it closes. What more do you need?

No. No!

I don't want this. And for the last time,

this is not my dog.

Well, then why is he sitting at your feet?

[whining]

I-I have to go back to my patient.

Since you're here, fix the Wi-Fi.

Wi-Fi. Eh...

[Elaine] Doc, you're needed at the Salty Breeze!

Dr. Martin Best, Christopher Clyburn,

environmental health practitioner.

I just need you to sign here and here

as the doctor who reported the possible foodborne illness.

See? All up to code, Martin.

The most hygienic kitchen he's ever inspected, in fact.

-It's true. -Really? Mm. That's good news.

Surprising with the pig running around the kitchen.

-What? -Ha! Ha! No!

Brother, who are you gonna believe?

-No, it's not a... -I just...

Ah! No!

[George] Oh, my God.

Oh, no!

Martin!

What have you done?

[instrumental music]

[pensive music]

Oi, this Wi-Fi wants to kill me.

-I don't even know... -[Shiela] Elaine.

Mommy, I am at work.

I already told you I'm not coming to the wedding.

Honey, I'm not here to see you.

I'm here to see that boss of yours.

Really? Why? Are you sick?

I mean, I don't care, but I...

Are you sick? No.

You look too mad to be sick.

He shut down the Salty Breeze,

which means he shut down my wedding.

Really?

I, I mean... Really?

I know that you don't want me to get married.

Well, at least not to Dumb Dumb.

But, honey, we're gonna get married,

whether it's Saturday or next month,

whether it's at the Salty Breeze or townhall.

Okay, and what about dad?

I will love your father till the day that I die,

but I love Dumb Dumb, too.

Oh, my God, now you got me saying it?

Yeah, 'cause it's so very true.

Elaine, I love you so much,

but I need to speak with Dr. Best.

Hey, he's with a patient right now.

Then tell him I am furious with him

for shutting down the Salty Breeze.

And I'm sure that I won't be the only one.

-What seems to be the problem? -Nothing.

I just thought I'd come here and give you a piece of my mind.

Oh, how generous. You accept returns?

I take my daughter to the Salty Breeze

every weekend for Sunday sundaes!

What am I supposed to do now?

I don't know. Maybe make them yourself?

Uh...

[horn honking]

He wants me to make them myself.

[horn honking]

You know where we're going, Martin?

-We have to take Brisket away. -You did this to us!

It's not personal, okay? It's protocol.

It's personal to us. It's our life.

We defended you, no matter what people say.

-I don't care what people say. -[Greg] Well, we do.

When what's-his-name called you a snob,

we said you... What did we say?

-Culture. -We said you were cultured.

When everybody calls you horribly rude,

and you are, you know, you're horribly rude.

-We say you're uniquely honest. -Uniquely honest.

We have always had your back, and this is how you repay us?

It's called loyalty, Martin,

but I guess that word doesn't mean anything to you.

I-I'm just adhering...

You have a farm animal

wandering around a food preparation area.

How am I in the wrong here? I'm a doctor.

I-I have a responsibility to this town.

I'm just trying to make sure that the food you're serving

is safe to eat.

Yeah, well, we've contested the health department's report,

and we're gonna fight this.

It's okay, sweetie.

It's just until we figure things out.

At least you'll be with your friend, Paisley.

We thought you were one of us.

And I never even got to see Blaze!

It's okay. Farm animal?

Let's get out of here.

What's wrong with you?

[Louisa] Is it true?

You got the Salty Breeze shut down?

-I didn't. The health inspec-- -How could you do this to them?

And just so you know, I had a stomach bug

last night, and I did need--

Really? How-how are you feeling now?

I-I'm fine, but I was throwing up last night.

Well, you need to rehydrate, restore your electrolytes.

How much water have you had today?

-I'll get you some. -A lot. I'm, I'm good.

Thank you.

What were your other symptoms?

Uh, fever, dizziness, cramps, chills.

Diarrhea?

Um, things were going out

the attic more than the basement.

Understood. And what did you eat at the Salty Breeze?

-Nothing. I ate at Jeannie's. -Jeannie's?

That's what I'm trying to say to you.

You need to fix this. That place is their whole lives.

-You have to make this right. -L-Louisa.

Yes?

[mellow music]

I'm gonna need a stool sample.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Whenever you're ready.

No rush.

This town has too many pigs.

Oh, hi, doc. Heard you shut down the Salty Breeze.

I didn't. The health inspector did.

Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Keep your distance.

Got a little stomach bug.

Really? When did it start?

Around 11:00. I was blowing up the toilet all night.

I'm really pissed that I missed Blaze.

That's the highlight of my year.

I'm assuming this is the aforementioned Paisley?

No need for big words, doc.

And you're teaching the youth of America.

Well, right now, I'm piggy-sitting because of you.

And Brisket's welcome anytime she wants.

They have play dates all the time anyways.

All the time?

Yeah, she was here a few days ago.

Are they always this snotty?

No, but maybe they have a little bug, too,

now that I think about it.

You mind if I...

Yep, whatever floats your boat, doc.

Okay, that's...

Well, you're good at that.

-Any cough? -No.

Okay, not swine flu.

No rashes, not hoof and mouth.

Probably not brucellosis.

Although, have you had any joint pain?

No.

Everyone who has symptoms

has come in contact with a pig.

Except Greg and George aren't sick.

Okay, if you're gonna keep talking to yourself,

can I go back to my toilet?

Oh, yes, of course.

Oh, wh-while you're at it, um...

If you don't mind.

[Elaine] How did you learn how to do all of this?

Uh, I don't know. Just taught myself, I guess.

Always been good with computers and stuff.

Wow. So you're, like, really smart.

[laughs]

Do we have Blaze's X-ray yet?

-Almost, doc. -Send these off for immediate--

Doctor, thank you so, so, so much.

-For what? -Closing the Salty Breeze.

To be clear, I didn't close the Salty...

Because now the stupid wedding is postponed

and Dumb Dumb won't be my stepdad!

[laughs]

Let me guess, Dumb Dumb is not his given name.

-Hmm. -Thank you, doc. Seriously.

That wedding would be the worst thing

to ever happen to me.

[beeping]

All right. Wi-Fi's fixed.

Finally, someone competent.

You know, doc, I was thinking

maybe I could be your IT guy around here.

I could come in between jobs with my dad.

To pay you so you could hang around and annoy me?

I'll pass.

No. T-there's always something

going wrong with the computers.

And he could digitize the old files.

Ooh.

Fine.

No giggling.

We don't giggle.

[laughing]

Martin James Best!

[door opens]

-How could you? -How could I what?

George and Greg have had Brisket for 18 years,

and they've never had a problem before.

They keep that place as clean as a whistle.

Did you not even think about that

before you reported them?

Did you even consider that you might ruin their lives?

They have a pig in a restaurant.

That's not my fault. It's unsanitary.

The Salty Breeze is the heart of this town.

How do you not understand about the concept of community?

-How can you be so heartless? -Heartless? I'm a doctor.

-If people are getting sick-- -Don't give me that!

I have stood by you while you canceled

baked bean suppers and, and broken innocent arms

and treated the people here no better

than the gum on the bottom of your shoe.

But now I've reached my limit.

Now you have gone too far.

You have hurt people that I love

and may have cost them their entire future.

-And you don't even care. -That's not true.

I, I care about keeping people safe.

I don't care about silly little festivals

or games and gossip like everyone else in this town.

-I-- -Can it!

You may be unhappy,

but that does not give you the right

to go around tearing down everybody else's happiness.

You know maybe you don't belong here.

What's wrong with you?

[somber music]

Elaine!

Get me Blaze now!

Elaine!

Get me Blaze now!

What?

Why? What's wrong with him?

No fracture.

You see this widened mediastinum?

Mm. Yes, doctor, I see this. I don't...

He has an enlargement of the aortic area.

Look, given his other symptoms,

he might have a possible aortic dissection.

I, I... What's a...

It's a tear in the inner layer of the main artery.

If the blood goes through the aortic wall,

it could rupture and he would die immediately.

I need Blaze's phone number right now.

We don't have a number for him.

-Then give me his address. -He doesn't have an address.

-Do you know where he lives? -No.

Does anyone know where he lives?

No.

Does anyone know anyone who might know where he lives?

No, he lives off the grid, in the woods.

How do you get in touch with him?

We don't. Once a year, he comes to us.

All right, well, if he wants to live off the grid,

then he's gonna die off the grid.

Doc, you can't mean that.

Wh... He walked out of my office, Elaine. Okay?

Clearly he doesn't wanna be found.

-How can you be so callous? -What else am I supposed to do?

You're a doctor, and he needs help.

Sarah was right. What is wrong with you?

You heard all that?

Not exactly soundproof walls in here, doc.

Fine.

Do you have a better idea?

[instrumental music]

Caw-caw!

Caw-caw!

Caw-caw!

Make no mistake,

we will help you.

But we are not happy with you right now.

Right. So, Blaze needs immediate medical attention.

Keep him lying down.

His heartrate cannot raise

above 60 BPM.

If you can find him, that is.

-Ha! -All right, girls.

Let's do this.

Don't forget to adjust for magnetic variation.

Eighteen degrees west in Maine.

We'll head northeast at 43 degrees.

-Radios to channel five. -Copy.

-Move out! -Got this.

Let's go, ladies. Standard grid search.

We're coming, Blaze.

They...

They could always do this?

Yep.

But then why were they...

You know nothing about women, doc.

Oh, these are his footsteps.

-We should go this way. -[woman 2] Oh, okay.

She's right. I'd know that sandalwood musk anywhere.

-[all gasping] -[Freda] Let's go.

-His man bracelet! -[all gasping]

Okay, that's it. There's no time to waste.

We've got to go. Split up into groups of two.

-Move now. -Yes!

-I'm not going with him! -Me neither!

[indistinct]

Search by yourself, doc!

I'll go with you.

[woman 1] Blaze! [woman 2] Blaze

-Okay. -[woman 1] Blaze!

[woman 2] Blaze! [Sarah] Blaze!

[Elaine] Blaze!

I guess, uh, people are pretty upset

with you, aren't they, again?

Seems to be a specialty of mine.

[chuckles]

-What I did was right. -Mm.

No matter what the angry mob thinks.

Sometimes doing the right thing

doesn't always mean following the rules.

People are more complicated than that.

You ever get tired of it?

[laughs] What?

Being nice?

All the time.

Sometimes I just wanna

scream at people.

Like Principal Holloway.

Huh, but he has been sick.

So I guess I should go easy on him.

Wait, what?

Yeah, he had that stomach bug, too,

a couple days ago.

Teens, Jeannie, Holloway, you...

Does a man named Larry Jackson work at the school?

Larry, the janitor? Yeah.

-It's coming from that. -What?

-[yelps] -Oh! Oh!

-Louisa. -[Louisa] Yeah?

Are you okay?

-Yeah. -A-a-are you hurt?

-Are you... -No.

Uh...

[somber music]

[chuckles] I'm, I'm great.

Are-are-are you sure?

I'm sure. I'm, I'm great.

[music intensifies]

I'm great.

-[retches] -Oh, God, ow!

Oh!

Oh, God, ow!

-Oh, my God! -Oh, I'm so...

-It's your, it's your-- -What?

I'm sorry, it's-it's your face.

-My face? My face. -No.

-No, I don't, I don't know-- -Of course, it's gross.

-My face is gross. -No...

Ugh. No, don't worry.

[Sarah on radio] We've got Blaze!

He's unconscious.

We got Blaze. We got Blaze!

-We got Blaze! -We got...

Damn it!

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven...

-...eight, nine, ten. -You got this, okay?

One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven...

-We need to remove his shirt. -...nine...

...ten.

-Oh! -[women gasp]

One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten.

One, two, three,

four, five...

-All right. Everybody clear. -Okay.

[beeping]

[defibrillator thuds]

He's breathing.

We need a stretcher.

-There you go. -Wow!

Okay, everybody get together.

-Ready? -[Elaine] Are we ready?

One, two, three, lift.

-[indistinct] -Ooh!

Oh, boy.

[indistinct chatter]

Where am I ?

You're on your way to Bar Harbor Hospital.

You're gonna be okay.

Louisa.

When I'm through this,

I know a great spot we could climb to.

Would you watch the sunrise with me?

With your heart, the only thing you're gonna be climbing...

-...is your couch -There we go.

I don't have a couch.

-[Sarah] Bye, Blaze. -[woman 1] Bye, Blaze.

Bye, Blaze!

[indistinct chatter]

Congrats, ladies, we did it.

[woman 2] Yeah, we did.

We did.

Wish we could get a drink at the Salty Breeze.

[sighing]

But, um...

Sure feels good to save something, doesn't it?

Mhm-hm.

Sure does.

I need your help.

[upbeat music]

Um, I'm gonna check the other fridge.

Okay.

Well, that confirms it.

Thank you.

Can we make this short?

I was right in the middle

of some afternoon delight with my bride-to-be.

-That's... We didn't n... -No, didn't...

Until I was rudely interrupted

by the same man that ruined our wedding.

Wait.

You're Dumb Dumb?

Excuse me?

These expired hamburger patties

are the source of the food poisoning.

Every person that got sick is confirmed

they've eaten the school hamburgers in the past few days.

And, boy, were they rubbery!

I mean, I could only get in a few bites.

I had to put ketchup all over them just to...

Sorry. Continue.

Given the date on the wrapping,

I suspect you were fully aware you were serving

expired meat to your students and staff?

[scoffs] Oh.

It's barely expired.

It was barely expired, just a few days.

I thought it would be okay.

You thought it would be okay to serve expired meat?

Well, we, I've had to stretch out the food supply

'cause of funding cuts.

I am under a lot of pressure. Okay?

My fridge is full of expired food, milk...

-...yogurt, salmon... -No, no.

-That's disgusting. -Uh, cheese...

It tastes mostly fine.

-I'm sure they don't. -No, no, don't, don't...

-That's not good. -I'm so sorry.

You know, you really... are a dumb dumb.

He's not the only one.

[phone beeping]

[seagull squawking]

[Greg] What are you doing?

I'm getting corn for the wedding.

How can you get corn at a time like this?

We have a wedding to put on, and I need

grilled scallops with miso corn salad for 50.

Can't we just be happy that they let us reopen?

Of course they let us reopen.

We didn't get anyone sick, the school did.

What are we gonna do about Brisket?

Gigi, baby.

She can't stay at Jeannie's forever.

What if she chokes on a twig or gets in a fight with Paisley?

[chuckles]

Brisket can take Paisley.

I had a nightmare...

that... Jeannie threw a luau, and Brisket was the...

Oh, no, no. Oh, no. I know. I know.

It's not the same without her.

-So maybe we can just-- -What?

Bring her back and keep her upstairs.

No. No, if the health inspector returns,

we could get shut down forever.

So we have to choose between the Salty Breeze and Brisket?

Look...

We'll think of something.

Maybe we'll build a shed outside.

A shed?

Like she's some farm animal.

You're right.

It's beneath her.

[phone ringing]

-It's Martin. -Blegh!

Hey.

-You did? -What?

-She can? -What?

-How? -What? What?

-[laughs] -What?

[instrumental music]

♪ Chaser of love

♪ Dreamer of faith

-[Bert] Hey there. -Hi.

Hi.

♪ Wasting the mountain of love ♪

[mutters]

[sighs]

♪ Love that I rode

♪ I'm going home

[Martin] What in the name of...

I'm guessing this is about the--

I just can't believe it's actually happening.

I'm gonna have a stepdad.

Yes, well, you are. You better get going, 'cause...

Floor's filthy, especially with that dog running around.

I wish that you had met my dad.

He was so goofy...

and adventurous...

and now...

it's like he doesn't exist.

And how could she choose him?

Also like how could she choose Dumb Dumb?

Love is blind I-I guess.

Ugh!

[sobs]

I can't go to the wedding.

I can't...

pretend to be happy...

when I'm so sad.

'Cause if I go, then it's like...

like I've replaced him too.

[somber music]

I know it feels that way,

but... it's not true.

How would you know?

I lost my sister when I was six.

Oh.

Oh, she was so...

annoying.

-[chuckles] -[Martin] Yeah.

Constantly teasing me...

You know, big sister.

But, um...

And she, she was my best friend.

[somber music]

-And you miss her? -Mhm-hm.

Every day.

-So, how do you-- -You just have to keep going.

Um...

Mhm...

I promise you...

nobody can ever replace your father.

[somber music]

[inhales deeply]

[exhales]

Okay.

[inhales sharply]

Ah...

Fine.

I'm gonna...

do... one of these...

That'll be good. That feels...

Yep, just gonna...

Oh.

Good God!

-Could you-- -No.

-[stammers] -Absolutely no.

-Just for the... -No.

-Just help me get there. -No.

-No. -You don't have to stay.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Thanks.

[Elaine clears throat]

Oh, no.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[snorting]

-Ahh! -[laughs]

[George] Please be seated.

[applause]

[laughs]

[all cheering]

Well, it seems like somebody pulled some strings.

Well, I might have made a few calls.

Well, aren't you just full of surprises?

Well, they did receive a perfect health inspection score.

As long as Brisket stays out of the kitchen,

there shouldn't be a problem.

All I'm saying is, sometimes perhaps, maybe...

rules are made to be bent.

And now everybody can go back to the Salty Breeze.

Oh, Marty.

You did good.

Thank you for making the call.

[Sarah laughs]

-[Elaine retches] -[Martin] Oh.

[Elaine] Oops!

Oh, sorry, doc.

That's it.

That's it. I'm buying new shoes.

Come on, honey.

-I feel better. -Oh, good.

I'll hold your hair.

♪ Action man

♪ Show us what you're made of ♪

♪ Action man

♪ Feel them wound

♪ Face ever ready

♪ For the fantastic future

♪ Action man