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Wow. What do you think?

You look so good, baby.

Okay, well, are you ready to

put a baby in me?

It would be my honor.

Let's make a baby.

I'm so sorry.

I'm super embarrassed.

I'm really, really sorry.

Something appears to be wrong. I think I got hurt at work or something. I don't

know.

Oh, honey, don't blame yourself. That's not that big of a deal.

Look, we can try again another day.

Yeah, I hope so.

Yeah? Yeah. All right, how about I go get some water?

Yeah, maybe there's something in the water that could help. You know, like

minerals will kind of get me going.

Yeah. So, thank you.

Mm -hmm.

will kind of get you going.

What's up?

Sweetie, what are you doing?

Come on, you know what I'm doing.

What do you mean?

Come on, Mom. I saw you outside of my room.

Oh, my God. Honey, I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry. I'm into you.

Okay, don't say that. I'm your mother.

You're my stepmother. It's way different. Besides, I can give you what

can't.

What do you mean?

Come on. I heard you guys talking last night. I know you want a baby.

Daddy, this is insane.

Mom, all this comes for you.

Oh.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Oh, it'll be fine.

Wow.

Can I taste it?

Of course, it's all yours, Mom.

Oh, you're so good at this.

That's a really great time, isn't it?

That's so fucking tempting.

which is for your son.

Yeah?

Listen to you.

I hope you know what you like.

I'm going to take your dad's home. Are

you serious?

You know what? I think that, um, I think I should probably talk to him before we

do this.

She's getting good.

Yeah.

So you just wait right here. I'll be right back, okay? All right, all right.

So,

honey, are you ready to give your son a blessing?

I feel like there's got to be a better way to do this. Maybe like IVF or

something? Honey, this is how I want to do this.

Look, it doesn't mean I don't love you. It just means that our son is going to

be the one to make this. dream come true.

Yeah, Dad, don't worry. It's going to be just fine.

You know, one day we're all going to laugh about this.

I hope you're right.

Right now I want to cry.

But I love you, and if this is what you want, then okay.

Okay.

So, are you ready?

Okay.

Looks like you're ready.

Yeah.

Go in with her, Dad.

I'm not going anywhere. I mean, I'm going to supervise this.

I will be here for the conception of my child.

Babe, come on. It's awkward.

It's awkward for me, too.

I'm not comfortable leaving the room. If I'm not here, that's messed up.

Hey, Mom, if he wants to stay, you enjoy the show, Dad.

You might not even be my son. I'm sorry.

This is crazy.

Maybe we'll judge.

Sweet. I'm just warming him up. We're enjoying ourselves a little bit.

Oh, wow.

Great.

I'm going to use that cup. I can eat you, huh?

Is all this really necessary, guys?

Honey, you know that foreplay is the most important part of sex.

Don't act like you know a whole lot about us back when we were there.

We wouldn't be here if you didn't.

Wow. Be nice to your father.

Thank you, sweetie.

Hey, Dad. I'm supposed to be glad I can't really see it from here.

Don't ask me that.

Dude, say those are the questions. Be a man and find out for yourself.

All right.

See you, Mom. Bye now.

Oh, she looks wet. Yeah, she does.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah. That's so good.

Tell her that you put the leg in with her.

Maybe you could learn a thing or two from this one.

Not a lot of good to get done just from bragging, all right? I need to be

taught.

I'm taking notes while you're sitting there, Jack.

I'm still your father, all right?

Yes. You like that, huh, Mommy? Mm -hmm.

That's a real blessing. Dad, you need to watch this.

Mm -hmm. You said you wanted to watch. Watch.

Quit picking on your father.

To be clear, I don't really want to watch. I just want to be present.

Yeah, that's it.

another baby. I do too. That's why I agreed to this.

Get out of here.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck you.

I love you so much. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Yeah.

Fuck. Fuck,

yeah.

Oh, shit.

There's nowhere else for that cock to go. It's so fucking deep.

Baby,

isn't this beautiful? This is the creation of life.

Not exactly what I did.

I

don't

know how you could not give this woman a baby.

That's it.

That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

The truth never leaves this room.

I'm fucking done. I'm fucking done with that couple. Don't fucking tease me.

Don't fucking tease me like that. Yes.

That's it.

Yes. Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Yeah.

This isn't the best way to get pregnant, you know?

This isn't the best way to get pregnant.

Oh, that's it, baby.

That's it.

Don't fucking tease me.

Don't fucking tease me.

That's it. That's it, baby. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Can you do that for mommy? Can you impregnate mommy's face? I want you to

to me first. Yeah.

I want you to come to me first. I want you to come to me first. I want you to

come to me first.

I want you to come to me first.

I want you to come to me first.

I want you to come to me first.

Thank you.

Just think. You could help others.

I just wasn't ready to be...

Are you serious? I'm going to see you in the military school.

What's a guy?

I need to talk to your mom. I just knew what you were telling me to do.

Can you scoop it inside me?

Does it even work?

I don't know. It's worth a shot.

I don't know.

Maybe we should just have another day.

Alright.

What's for dinner?

I'll order pizza.