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I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.

I need to have sex right now.

Babe, what's going on?

Well, you promised me I'd get pregnant and I'm not.

You know I can't control that.

Can you stop putting blanks in me?

I'm sorry, that was kind of mean.

We'll figure out a solution, don't worry.

Okay, I have an idea.

Thank God for that vasectomy.

I'm never going to be a father.

Hey, Dave. My friends are here for the party. I think you should go.

What? I can't go in?

I don't think it's a good idea. It's probably best if you leave.

Hey, I'll look for the girl who wants to get pregnant.

Yeah, I'm actually up here too. I'm reading now.

What? What's going on, babe?

We told you to find a solution, and this is it.

No, I don't like this.

Come on, babe.

I mean, don't you want me to be happy, remember?

Well, of course.

Two guys?

Isn't one enough?

I just, I don't want to take any chances.

I mean, this is ridiculous.

Do you want me to sit here and watch while you've got stuff to take?

Of course not. No.

Why have my dad get you a hotel room for the night?

Fine. I mean, you can have it your way.

I'll just find somebody else to sleep with tonight.

Whatever. Come on.

Let's go.

You think I'm a bad girlfriend for doing this?

No, we'll be back.

Yeah, I mean, pregnancy takes time.

You know what? I think you're right. I can already feel myself being a great

mother. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, I can't wait to breathe.

I don't know.

Please. Oh, my baby. It's so bad.

Right in my heel.

You're crying for you to breathe.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Yeah. Oh, it's all I've ever wanted.

And what you love inside of you.

Oh, it makes me feel fucking wet thinking about it.

Oh my God.

can't wait to be a mom

it's so bad

This baby is all I'm fighting.

Let's see. Oh, yeah. Look. There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Make sure you keep it in.

Yeah, you suck all that back in there. There you go.

Well, congratulations.

Thank you so, so much.

Of course. Oh, I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.

I'm happy for you.

Don't you mean us?

Sure.

I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.