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There you are. Hey, baby. How you doing?

I'm good.

Mm -hmm.

Can I hold my phone, you know?

Well, let me, uh, let me change that for you.

Okay. I have a surprise, and, uh, it starts with, uh, something sexy that I

out for you upstairs.

Okay. And, um, change into that, and then we'll, uh, go from there.

Okay. Let's see.

Oh, I know something that you've been looking forward to.

But, you know, we'll get to that in time.

I'm going to go do that.

I'll wear it up.

Okay.

Whoa, who is it?

Who can that be?

Who is this?

No, no, no time for this today.

Hello?

Yes, sir. This is the Dickerson household.

Yes, can I help you?

Is there a problem, officer?

Well, sir, we just got a call about somebody.

Indecently exposing themselves?

Well, we're law -abiding citizens.

There's nothing like that going on here. Sir, sir, sir.

Do you mind if I come inside the criminal system to double -check?

We can see from across the way, but I want to make sure that you can't see us.

You were looking in the window at my wife?

Is that my wife you were looking at?

Excuse me, sir?

Oh, hold on. This is...

No. Do you have a warrant or anything?

No, sir, but they're talking about personal charges, so if you don't mind,

charge these.

Come inside the premises.

I'm going to have to say... Fine.

Come on in. Let's get this sorted out now.

I've got stuff to do.

What's going on?

Uh, hey, uh, I'm trying to, there's something, the neighbors

were looking through the windows or something, I don't know, it's, uh, uh,

police, uh, do you want to?

Oh, well.

Were you getting undressed upstairs?

Yeah, I was in the bathroom.

Well, your husband here was trying to let me know that nobody

was able to see into your place because unfortunately your neighbors could see

everything. Oh, okay.

And they want to press charges.

Uh, what?

Yeah. I mean, well, wait, wait. They were looking in the windows and they...

my wife? Like, isn't that a crime? Like, what, stalking or snooping?

Unfortunately, no, because she exposed herself to them.

Now, I understand this is private property, but unfortunately, you did

to close your eyes on it. As far as I know, you should be able to see them.

So you must have done it intentionally. That's not for me.

I mean,

no, I mean, officer, is there anything you can...

Well, I'll push it a little bit. I'm just going to have to go ahead and...

No, there's... Could you just write us a ticket?

I don't think you need it.

Come on, I'm sure there's something we can do.

Ma 'am, I don't see what we can't do in this situation.

I mean, you're not about to take me outside like this, are you?

No, I am not going to take you outside like this. I mean, we can't have you

cover up, but I do have a receipt.

I'm... Come on, I'm... I'm sure there's something...

Else that we can do to resolve this problem?

There's got to be something that we can do.

Ma 'am, are you implying what I think you're implying?

Yeah,

I am.

Well, if he's all right with it and...

you can make this quick and sure.

You don't want to go to jail, right, honey?

Uh, well, this is, um, oh, this is, I, I, this is not what I had planned.

Um, but, uh, I don't, I don't want any charges or jail.

Have my blessing.

Don't you guys have to wear body gear or something?

Uh, not my department.

You actually got lucky today, honey.

Are you sure of that?

Yeah, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

um um

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Big. It's big.

You do this a lot?

Is this like something... No.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

I'm out.

No, no.

I don't like thinking of the police brutality on your pussy.

I think... It actually might be

better than what I had planned.

Oh, my God.

Oh, honey, you seem like you're enjoying it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I mean, you know, just so you don't go to jail, right?

Yeah. Just because of that, honey.

Yeah.

Yeah, I agree.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Will you be able to come back, Officer Tom? Oh, my God.

Maybe. Can't be too sure. I got all the calls.

Maybe for her.

She certainly seems to respond to the regular things.

Hang on a second.

Yeah.

It may mean you know him sometime.

Yes.

Sounds good.

He's your chef.

Thanks for the lingerie.