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So you're going to sit here and tell me that that porno, that exact porno,

is old enough to have not only seen the end of Vietnam, the war on terror,

the war on drugs, and like several presidential elections, and yet you

it. Well, you know, it's a fond memory.

You know, like the first one I ever saw.

Like a goddamn collector's item, like jerk off material player. It's not even

4K.

But it's not in 4K, but it's part of an era.

They made movies differently back then. There was a whole production quality

that you don't even see anymore.

Yeah, people with feathered out dudes and just straight bushes.

Like, I don't think I need to see that.

You don't like bush?

It's not that I don't like bush.

It's the fact that, like, they didn't grow it at the top. It was, like, around

the labia. It wouldn't be on the end of the butthole there. It was just, like, a

solid land and strip patch. Yeah, it's like... Like, the forest and the trees.

Man, that's why crap is so big back then. Like, it was just hiding in that

mother world.

I don't need, I don't need to look at that up close. And on top of that, now I

got this dude, like, up here walking in the feather suit talking about with

his half -bones and a bunch of socks on and pleated pants. I'm good.

Oh, well.

I mean, the pleated pants, I mean.

It makes, it makes the scene, though.

Uh,

yeah, that's the wife. She's just.

I think it smells like brownies. I mean, what kind of brownies are we talking

about here?

Um, I might have some caramel.

Oh, darling.

Hey, how you doing?

What's going on?

Oh, I'm just taking the brownies.

Yeah, well, let me get out your way.

Yeah, that one's hot.

Yeah, that's hot. Anyway, I might get caught up in that porno.

Damn, are these warm as well?

I don't know, maybe it's the oven. Maybe it's the oven. Yeah, oven. Open like a

mother. Oh my God.

Oh shit.

They smell good.

Yeah? Yeah, they look real good. There's a couple missing, but I guess those

things fit.

That's per the trick.

Per the trick.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah, we just had an enlightened conversation about old porno.

You were dressed kind of fancy for Tuesday.

Yeah, you know I like to be sexy.

Just, you know.

Just randomly sexy.

Well, it's Friday.

Friday day involves I'm not gonna talk you do y 'all do what you want. That

looks very great on you That is different from your regular outfit

Damn Yes, that's kind of different for

completed pants, I mean

Yeah.

Hey.

I'm going to touch you now.

Okay.

This is happening.

How are you doing?

I'm fantastic.

Yeah. You'll see it is real subtle.

I've got some nice hands.

You're so sexy.

Oh, thank you.

You sure about this, man?

I mean, uh, she is her own woman, so... Is that what this is?

All right.

As long as I get to watch it.

Are you sure you're sure about this, man?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Carry on.

And she's not just gorgeous.

Yeah?

What's she doing?

A woman

like this, it's just inevitable that she can't keep up.

Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

Keep it up.

Yeah, we got bronze.

When you're done, if you get time.

Oh, yeah, man. I'm with me from not to ever.

Are we going to do this in the kitchen, or is it a little more comfortable?

Um... I... Uh... The... The chicken's better, I think.

Oh... Oh... Okay.

Oh yeah, you like them, babe?

Oh yeah.

I'm so glad you invited them over.

So is it okay if you slept with me?

Only if it's in our bed.

Let's go.

Okay.

Got a good view of what you're...

What you're going to be enjoying in a minute.

It's pretty perfect.

Oh.

Mm -hmm

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh just like that.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fuck yeah, oh yeah

Oh, I fucking knew it.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

oh

You might want to get this

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

That's so fucking filthy.

I love

browning

night.