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So you're going to sit here and tell me
that that porno, that exact porno,
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is old enough to have not only seen the
end of Vietnam, the war on terror,
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the war on drugs, and like several
presidential elections, and yet you
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it. Well, you know, it's a fond memory.
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You know, like the first one I ever saw.
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Like a goddamn collector's item, like
jerk off material player. It's not even
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4K.
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But it's not in 4K, but it's part of an
era.
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They made movies differently back then.
There was a whole production quality
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that you don't even see anymore.
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Yeah, people with feathered out dudes
and just straight bushes.
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Like, I don't think I need to see that.
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You don't like bush?
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It's not that I don't like bush.
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It's the fact that, like, they didn't
grow it at the top. It was, like, around
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the labia. It wouldn't be on the end of
the butthole there. It was just, like, a
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solid land and strip patch. Yeah, it's
like... Like, the forest and the trees.
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Man, that's why crap is so big back
then. Like, it was just hiding in that
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mother world.
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I don't need, I don't need to look at
that up close. And on top of that, now I
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got this dude, like, up here walking in
the feather suit talking about with
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his half -bones and a bunch of socks on
and pleated pants. I'm good.
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Oh, well.
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I mean, the pleated pants, I mean.
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It makes, it makes the scene, though.
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Uh,
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yeah, that's the wife. She's just.
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I think it smells like brownies. I mean,
what kind of brownies are we talking
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about here?
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Um, I might have some caramel.
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Oh, darling.
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Hey, how you doing?
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What's going on?
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Oh, I'm just taking the brownies.
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Yeah, well, let me get out your way.
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Yeah, that one's hot.
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Yeah, that's hot. Anyway, I might get
caught up in that porno.
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Damn, are these warm as well?
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I don't know, maybe it's the oven. Maybe
it's the oven. Yeah, oven. Open like a
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mother. Oh my God.
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Oh shit.
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They smell good.
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Yeah? Yeah, they look real good. There's
a couple missing, but I guess those
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things fit.
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That's per the trick.
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Per the trick.
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Hey. Hey.
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Yeah, we just had an enlightened
conversation about old porno.
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You were dressed kind of fancy for
Tuesday.
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Yeah, you know I like to be sexy.
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Just, you know.
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Just randomly sexy.
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Well, it's Friday.
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Friday day involves I'm not gonna talk
you do y 'all do what you want. That
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looks very great on you That is
different from your regular outfit
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Damn Yes, that's kind of different for
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completed pants, I mean
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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I'm going to touch you now.
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Okay.
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This is happening.
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How are you doing?
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I'm fantastic.
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Yeah. You'll see it is real subtle.
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I've got some nice hands.
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You're so sexy.
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Oh, thank you.
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You sure about this, man?
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I mean, uh, she is her own woman, so...
Is that what this is?
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All right.
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As long as I get to watch it.
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Are you sure you're sure about this,
man?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Carry on.
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And she's not just gorgeous.
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Yeah?
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What's she doing?
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A woman
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like this, it's just inevitable that she
can't keep up.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
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Keep it up.
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Yeah, we got bronze.
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When you're done, if you get time.
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Oh, yeah, man. I'm with me from not to
ever.
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Are we going to do this in the kitchen,
or is it a little more comfortable?
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Um... I... Uh... The... The chicken's
better, I think.
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Oh... Oh... Okay.
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Oh yeah, you like them, babe?
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Oh yeah.
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I'm so glad you invited them over.
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So is it okay if you slept with me?
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Only if it's in our bed.
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Let's go.
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Okay.
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Got a good view of what you're...
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What you're going to be enjoying in a
minute.
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It's pretty perfect.
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Oh.
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Mm -hmm
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yes.
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Oh fuck yeah.
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Oh just like that.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, fuck yeah, oh yeah
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Oh, I fucking knew it.
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I love you. I love you. I love you.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my
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God.
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oh
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You might want to get this
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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That's so fucking filthy.
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I love
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browning
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night.
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