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We do a little drive -by. If they don't look like what their pictures look like,

then we just keep driving by.

If they look the part, then we pull up.

We don't want them to know where the studio is.

If everything goes good, then we head back.

We're going to hit the park and then see what their deal is, see why they're up

for this, and then let you do what you do.

Yeah, let's hope she's cute. Yep.

All right. All righty. All right, they should be right over here someplace.

We didn't expect this rain, but... I know, I hope they didn't leave.

You see them over there on the bleachers? No, I hope they didn't... I

somebody, yeah. Are they in the, uh... Oh, in the dugout. Yeah, in the dugout.

Yep, there they are. All right.

Let's, uh... Can you see what she looks like? Is she hot?

Uh, she looks... She looks like a nice little lass, yes. Her pictures... Yeah.

That's what she looked like when she was tiny.

Cool, cool, cool, yeah. She doesn't look like she's overweight. Yeah, let's go

get them, and we'll get out of here.

Get them back to the studio.

Freaking weather, man.

I know, man. It's cool that they're here, though.

Lindsay? Hi!

Hey, sorry, guys. We didn't expect this rain.

We thought you left for a minute, and then we saw you hiding under here. We

under here to shelter from the rain a little bit. Good, good, good deal.

Usually, you know, we like to get the interview out of the way and do that out

here, but due to the weather, I say we head back and we'll take care of

everything at the studio. Does that sound good?

All right.

And it's Theo, right? Yeah. All right. Julian.

And this is John. He's the one going to be taking care of your wife today.

Hello. And Lindsey.

All right. Yeah. So, all right. Where's your car?

Right over there. Right over there? Okay, perfect. All right. Let's get out

here. Okay, cool.

All right, you guys.

Sorry about that weather thing. Didn't expect it.

When we left here to meet you guys, it was dry.

Well, not dry, but it wasn't raining.

So I guess what I need to know is why are

you guys here?

Why, Theo, do you want to watch this?

She's got a little package there.

You've got a nice little package here. Why do you want to watch her?

My wife says I'm lazy.

I don't see her getting any better than what I have to offer her.

She wants to look around. So what did you want to check out, Lindsay? I wanted

to check out, you know, other guys.

Well, what's wrong? So obviously there's something going on in your personal

life. Yeah, we're losing spice over here.

You're getting lazy.

How is he getting lazy? I mean, what... I'm too bad for Don anymore. He doesn't

seem to want to make that extra effort. How long have you guys been married?

Four years.

Four years.

So after four years, the steam is gone?

Yeah.

But you think the steam is still there?

Oh, it's got to be there, baby.

Okay. All right.

And is that what you mean?

Cheers.

So what isn't he doing? What do you think you're going to get from another

that you're not getting from him?

Everything he's not giving me.

Huh.

Excitement, energy.

And... Huh.

It's kind of the whole, like, just roll over and pork me stage, and I'm trying

to... Well, okay, if the word pork is in there, then there could be issues,

yeah. I know.

Huh. And he doesn't think that there's anything wrong with the way that he...

No? Not at all. How many positions does he do?

How long would you say a lovemaking session is?

Or a sex session or a pork session?

A pork session. A pork session? Yeah.

He's good for about ten minutes.

Ten minutes? Maybe.

Yeah? Huh. Depends. In the morning, he's good for like maybe two.

Really? Yeah.

Interesting.

He's great.

And what do you want? What would you...

I mean, specifically, what would be some more things that you want? What do you

think you're going to get today?

Have you seen the guys that we use on the site?

Yeah, I have. I kind of browsed through.

All right.

So you look a little giddy right now. I'm excited.

Yeah? Sorry, honey.

You just want to get drilled, huh? Yeah.

Hmm. So four years. And did it start out, what was it like three years ago?

You know, it was still kind of good. You know, I dressed up for them.

You know, he's a little more into it, more willing to experiment and stuff,

we just kind of hit that dull patch.

And you want to try this out other than cheat?

Yeah, you know. Or divorce?

Yeah, right.

I'm willing to do what I can to save this marriage. And fucking another guy

going to save the marriage? I will do it.

I'm willing to let her do it.

He just doesn't think there's anything wrong with him. So I'm hoping by him

seeing the way another guy performs, maybe it'll inspire him.

Would you say you got moves?

I got it all.

I figure I got the total package. She differs.

All right. Well,

like I said, you guys met John. John is going to...

I'll be your guide today.

Yes.

He's gonna take you he's gonna take you through a day in the life treat

you real nice and Theo either you're gonna pick up some points or you're

give out some points Yeah, all right, you know that's a

brave man there that's uh Let's get another look at you Lindsey spin around

me That's a nice little bud there

All right Great

little Wow

I'm inspired already All

right there, I think John's ready to go so

You got a chair right here for

you

You can view all of the action.

Wow.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Yes, like that.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh my god, that's so crazy.

I'm scared.

Oh, God, what a good fucking pussy. What a good little pussy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

I can't take this.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on.

Ho, ho.

Peace.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

God, baby.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, baby.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, Lindsay.

Hi. I'd love to look at you.

What do you think is going to happen when you get home?

Is he in the car?

Or did he leave, you think?

You know, I don't know.

And at this point, I really don't care.

I'm going to get this cum out of my eye and bath in the glory.

So you think you're going to stick with your marriage?

You know, I don't know if he's going to want to.

Unless he can start fucking like that, it's over.

Yeah? Well, hmm.

Hmm. Well, good luck.

Thanks for your help, guys.

I hope you didn't remember how to get here.

I'll be here next week.