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We do a little drive -by. If they don't
look like what their pictures look like,
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then we just keep driving by.
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If they look the part, then we pull up.
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We don't want them to know where the
studio is.
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If everything goes good, then we head
back.
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We're going to hit the park and then see
what their deal is, see why they're up
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for this, and then let you do what you
do.
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Yeah, let's hope she's cute. Yep.
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All right. All righty. All right, they
should be right over here someplace.
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We didn't expect this rain, but... I
know, I hope they didn't leave.
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You see them over there on the
bleachers? No, I hope they didn't... I
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somebody, yeah. Are they in the, uh...
Oh, in the dugout. Yeah, in the dugout.
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Yep, there they are. All right.
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Let's, uh... Can you see what she looks
like? Is she hot?
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Uh, she looks... She looks like a nice
little lass, yes. Her pictures... Yeah.
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That's what she looked like when she was
tiny.
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Cool, cool, cool, yeah. She doesn't look
like she's overweight. Yeah, let's go
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get them, and we'll get out of here.
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Get them back to the studio.
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Freaking weather, man.
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I know, man. It's cool that they're
here, though.
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Lindsay? Hi!
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Hey, sorry, guys. We didn't expect this
rain.
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We thought you left for a minute, and
then we saw you hiding under here. We
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under here to shelter from the rain a
little bit. Good, good, good deal.
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Usually, you know, we like to get the
interview out of the way and do that out
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here, but due to the weather, I say we
head back and we'll take care of
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everything at the studio. Does that
sound good?
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All right.
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And it's Theo, right? Yeah. All right.
Julian.
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And this is John. He's the one going to
be taking care of your wife today.
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Hello. And Lindsey.
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All right. Yeah. So, all right. Where's
your car?
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Right over there. Right over there?
Okay, perfect. All right. Let's get out
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here. Okay, cool.
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All right, you guys.
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Sorry about that weather thing. Didn't
expect it.
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When we left here to meet you guys, it
was dry.
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Well, not dry, but it wasn't raining.
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So I guess what I need to know is why
are
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you guys here?
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Why, Theo, do you want to watch this?
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She's got a little package there.
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You've got a nice little package here.
Why do you want to watch her?
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My wife says I'm lazy.
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I don't see her getting any better than
what I have to offer her.
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She wants to look around. So what did
you want to check out, Lindsay? I wanted
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to check out, you know, other guys.
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Well, what's wrong? So obviously there's
something going on in your personal
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life. Yeah, we're losing spice over
here.
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You're getting lazy.
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How is he getting lazy? I mean, what...
I'm too bad for Don anymore. He doesn't
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seem to want to make that extra effort.
How long have you guys been married?
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Four years.
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Four years.
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So after four years, the steam is gone?
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Yeah.
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But you think the steam is still there?
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Oh, it's got to be there, baby.
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Okay. All right.
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And is that what you mean?
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Cheers.
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So what isn't he doing? What do you
think you're going to get from another
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that you're not getting from him?
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Everything he's not giving me.
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Huh.
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Excitement, energy.
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And... Huh.
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It's kind of the whole, like, just roll
over and pork me stage, and I'm trying
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to... Well, okay, if the word pork is in
there, then there could be issues,
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yeah. I know.
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Huh. And he doesn't think that there's
anything wrong with the way that he...
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No? Not at all. How many positions does
he do?
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How long would you say a lovemaking
session is?
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Or a sex session or a pork session?
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A pork session. A pork session? Yeah.
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He's good for about ten minutes.
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Ten minutes? Maybe.
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Yeah? Huh. Depends. In the morning, he's
good for like maybe two.
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Really? Yeah.
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Interesting.
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He's great.
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And what do you want? What would you...
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I mean, specifically, what would be some
more things that you want? What do you
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think you're going to get today?
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Have you seen the guys that we use on
the site?
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Yeah, I have. I kind of browsed through.
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All right.
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So you look a little giddy right now.
I'm excited.
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Yeah? Sorry, honey.
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You just want to get drilled, huh? Yeah.
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Hmm. So four years. And did it start
out, what was it like three years ago?
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You know, it was still kind of good. You
know, I dressed up for them.
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You know, he's a little more into it,
more willing to experiment and stuff,
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we just kind of hit that dull patch.
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And you want to try this out other than
cheat?
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Yeah, you know. Or divorce?
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Yeah, right.
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I'm willing to do what I can to save
this marriage. And fucking another guy
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going to save the marriage? I will do
it.
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I'm willing to let her do it.
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He just doesn't think there's anything
wrong with him. So I'm hoping by him
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seeing the way another guy performs,
maybe it'll inspire him.
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Would you say you got moves?
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I got it all.
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I figure I got the total package. She
differs.
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All right. Well,
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like I said, you guys met John. John is
going to...
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I'll be your guide today.
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Yes.
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He's gonna take you he's gonna take you
through a day in the life treat
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you real nice and Theo either you're
gonna pick up some points or you're
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give out some points Yeah, all right,
you know that's a
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brave man there that's uh Let's get
another look at you Lindsey spin around
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me That's a nice little bud there
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All right Great
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little Wow
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I'm inspired already All
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right there, I think John's ready to go
so
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You got a chair right here for
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you
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You can view all of the action.
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Wow.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yes. Yes, like that.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Oh my god, that's so crazy.
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I'm scared.
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Oh, God, what a good fucking pussy. What
a good little pussy.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh.
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I can't take this.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Come on.
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Ho, ho.
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Peace.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my
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God.
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Oh, yeah. Oh,
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God, baby.
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Oh,
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yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, baby.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, Lindsay.
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Hi. I'd love to look at you.
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What do you think is going to happen
when you get home?
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Is he in the car?
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Or did he leave, you think?
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You know, I don't know.
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And at this point, I really don't care.
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I'm going to get this cum out of my eye
and bath in the glory.
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So you think you're going to stick with
your marriage?
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You know, I don't know if he's going to
want to.
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Unless he can start fucking like that,
it's over.
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Yeah? Well, hmm.
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Hmm. Well, good luck.
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Thanks for your help, guys.
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I hope you didn't remember how to get
here.
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I'll be here next week.
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