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Okay.

Welcome. Welcome to our home. Thank you. Will.

This is my wife.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. And let's see.

Yeah, we're big recyclers here.

We try to conserve electricity, water, you know, make sure you separate your

waste materials.

Okay. We compost everything.

So I can show you where the compost is if you want.

Can I just get settled in?

Oh! Yeah, of course.

Yeah, he's been on the road for a while. Let's let him settle in. Okay, I

appreciate it.

I'm just going to go. I'll be right down to see composting.

Of course.

We'll have dinner in a little bit. I appreciate it.

Oh, shit.

Um, hi.

Hello. Um, can I help you?

I think that you could.

Um, how am I supposed to do that? What's going on? Well, I mean, you're my house

guest, aren't you?

Yeah. I should make you feel perfectly at home.

After all, traveling can be so stressful.

Um, you know what? Maybe I should just go ahead and... Oh, okay.

You are strong.

How?

Watch your husband.

I can't help it when I see a good piece of meat.

Seriously, what about your husband?

I'm sure he won't catch on.

He hasn't fucked me in forever anyways.

There you are. Hey, what's going on, man? How's it going?

Oh, it's going good.

Did you find the compost pile?

We got the... Yeah.

Yeah, and you know, we have honeybees in the back here.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, you know, they're nature's gift.

Yeah, nature's gift, man. You know, I heard they're like dying off. Well,

we're trying to take care of them here. And, you know, we planted lots of nice

flowers out there.

Humbers. It's really kind of tranquil.

You know, it's a good night. You know,

with you traveling, it might just really be... Actually,

you know, something really strange.

You know, sometimes I like to contemplate like this and just meditate

kitchen. So you might like to give me some privacy.

Well...

I'll catch you later. Okay. I appreciate it.

Hey there. Shit. Um, hey.

The kitchen was a lot of fun, wasn't it?

Um, not really.

Oh, yeah, it was. You guys so hard.

Um, what the fuck, lady?

Your fucking husband. I do not want to get into it.

Oh, we won't. Don't worry.

I made him get on his computer. I'm sure he'll stay there for a while.

I don't think so. Again?

Is this how you treat all your guests?

I mean, the hot ones.

Look at you. I can't help myself.

I'm gonna fuck you.

What? Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you today.

First, I'm gonna have some fun.

I don't think we need another kitchen incident. I think we should just keep it

chill. Let's just keep it chill. Let's just keep it chill. I'm sure we can keep

it a little more chill.

Okay,

okay. We're doing this now. We're doing this.

Okay, you are grabbing my dick.

Fuck.

This is really wrong.

You have a husband and a husband.

It's not like he fucks me anyways.

He's so boring.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck does he have to do with me?

He's a fucking nerd.

I just came. I need some real meat.

I just came here to just... You're gonna come, don't worry.

I literally just came in here so I could fucking do it.

Life is full of fun surprises, isn't it? You just gotta take them when they

come.

I don't think I want to right now.

I really think you do.

Your husband is gonna, like, shoot me, isn't he?

No, he's a fucking wimp.

I really don't even think he'd care.

I think he knows that I fuck everybody.

So insatiably horny, and he's so boring and vanilla.

Don't even think he likes getting his dick wet.

But you, you clearly enjoy it.

You finished your game already?

Oh, well, yeah, you know, we wrapped up early. It was great, though. Quiz win.

Yeah, well, you know, sometimes. Usually those things can take, like, a whole

hour. Uh, well, uh, you know, we just, we teamwork.

Teamwork. Yeah, man, teamwork.

Actually, I'm going to use the bathroom. Just unbutton my pants and just... Oh,

yeah. Make it easier, you know.

Well, that's... Just do my thing. I'll be right back.

All right.

So, how's it going? We having a conversation with them?

Just kind of sitting here watching TV.

Okay. Do you maybe want to hop on another game or something?

Well, I could do that.

I mean, since the first one was so quick.

You're right.

Oh, shit, what the fuck?

Fuck, fuck, what the fuck was that? Maybe not now.

Um, can we, can we, how about later?

Right fucking now.

Okay, okay, okay.

Look, I understand that you got, like, this weird fatal attraction thing going

on and all that shit, but, um, your husband is around.

Come on, I sent him away, then.

I don't... You said that last time that he was a foot. It literally popped up

when you did your hand job.

When did it catch us? No, it was fine.

Nothing to worry about.

Look, I'm going to do this.

I'm fucking starved. Come on, get it to me. I need it.

You got to make it quick.

It's left in the end.

It's left and not back.

I thought you left very long anyway.

I'm so fucking hungry for it.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Morning, Maddox. Yeah.

You're making me feel dirty.

My cock looks so good in it now.

Are you always this much of a limitation on the front?

I can't help it.

My cock turns me on so fucking much.

What's happening?

Hey, man, look, look, she came on to me. She came on to me.

This is our guest? What's going on, babe?

I'm going to show him a good time, honey.

When was the last time you fucked me anyways? You're always on your computer.

Look,

I'm just here. I'm just here. I didn't do nothing.

It's all her.

Are you antibiotic free?

Yeah. Shut up and just watch, you nerd.

I don't think you should do that.

She's a little bit, um, different.

Look at my face, Molly. Fuck me.

You're so good, right, man?

Yeah.

You're just happy I'm happy. Of course.

You should have all of the fulfilling activities

that you desire.

Oh, it makes me happy. I'm having fucking all of our house guts, doesn't

Organic meat.

Oh, shit.

Gray day.

At least I'm keeping it all natural, right?

Yeah.

Because you two want to talk definitely closer.

Oh, okay.

lights off so I've never gotten such a good look

Well you know, the universe wants us to be fertile.

Oh, thank you.

No problem.

That was just what I needed.

I'm just going to shower and check out still 11 tomorrow, right?

You can stay another day if you want.

good review.

Well, I think you're right.