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Oh, hey, Chad.
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Oh, hi.
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How's it going?
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I'm doing good.
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The great trip to the mall.
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Oh, God.
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Chad, what did you do at the mall today?
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I... Okay, I was being a pervert for a
little bit. Again?
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I'm sorry. How many times do I have to
tell you?
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Give me the phone.
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It's summer and it's hot and the girls
are wearing little tight skirts and...
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I can't help it. I want to know if the
carpets match the drapes. Come on.
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They're not even wearing any panties.
Listen, I understand.
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Believe me, I understand. But you cannot
put a phone down and take a picture of
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a girl's shit.
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You are going to get busted.
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Okay? I didn't get to date.
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There are cameras everywhere.
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I don't want to have to come pick you up
from jail because you're at the mall
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taking pictures of girl's shit.
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Do you understand?
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All right.
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You're going to get caught.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Just watch it walk by.
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Well, I didn't get caught today.
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Thank God.
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Okay? I'm really glad. Thanks, Mom.
Yeah.
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Hey, Mom. Who is it?
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I don't know.
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Hey, buddy. Oh, sorry.
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How can I help you?
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I'm a detective.
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I believe I need to speak to your son.
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A detective?
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What did I tell you, Chad?
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I'm sure it's nothing. Is this about his
thing at the mall?
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No, no, no. I'm sure it's nothing.
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We'd rather talk to him about it first,
if you don't mind.
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Please!
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By all means, talk to him about it.
Maybe there's someone we can talk to.
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this way. Chad, take him. Sure.
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Thank you.
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My pleasure.
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So,
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what's going on? You and I are going to
have a little discussion.
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Okay. What pertaining to?
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The activities that you engage in at the
mall.
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Something to do with a phone.
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You do have a phone, right?
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Yeah, yeah. I call people and text.
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Yeah, well, somebody called me
yesterday, my little sister.
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And she said some creepy, big -eyed
motherfucker was taking pictures up her
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skirt with his phone.
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You look a lot like that guy. So take
your phone out.
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Um,
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I have a phone. Yeah, no, show me the
pictures on your phone.
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Oh, you think I'm fucking playing with
you, don't you?
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I'm telling you right now to show me the
fucking pictures on your phone.
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Which one is she?
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Are you fucking kidding me right now?
I'm sorry, I don't know which one she
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You're some kind of perverted
motherfucker, aren't you?
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I like looking at girls' skirts. I'm
sorry.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
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You're not going to jail.
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I got something else for you. What?
Don't worry about your damn phone.
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not going to need that.
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No, I mean, I'll do anything.
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See, you're right. You will do
something.
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What? You're going to learn a lesson
today.
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Your mom's really pretty.
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No. She has a skirt on, too.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah, I'm going to go have a
conversation with her, and we're going
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flies up her skirt. How about that?
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You're going to sit right here.
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That couch looks pretty comfy right
there.
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Don't go running away, okay?
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I'll send you all the pictures.
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Don't you fuck my mom. I will... Oh, my
fuck...
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Fuck! Hey.
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Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah.
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So how much trouble is he in?
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Well, a decent amount of trouble. I knew
it.
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I told him. I've been telling him
forever.
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So you knew about this? I knew about it.
And I've been telling him to stop. But
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I told him there were cameras and he was
going to get caught.
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He's just... Yeah, well, he thought he
was pretty slick. He didn't even know
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which girl I was talking about.
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I had to scroll through quite a few.
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That's embarrassing.
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Well, I'm sure it is. I mean, you seem
like you're very well put together.
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Yeah, he's just, you know, kind of like
a dad.
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I understand.
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I understand. He looked like a fuck -up.
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Yeah, he tried. He acted like a fuck
-up. Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
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So, what happened now?
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Well, um... You talked to him? I did
talk to him. We kind of...
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I came to a meeting of the minds. I
wasn't too excited about what I had to
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but I came up with a couple of solutions
that I thought would be amicable for
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both he and I. Yeah?
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Kind of like, you know, get ahead on the
right path.
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Okay.
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Am I privy to any of these?
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Yeah, sure.
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You know, I just... I mean, he's not
going to jail or anything.
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He doesn't have to.
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I mean, you know, it could be a
possibility, but he doesn't have to.
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So I figured that, you know, I would
just let him know how it feels to
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have a couple pictures.
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We've got to teach him a lesson, you
know what I mean? Are you serious?
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Yeah, I mean, you know, unless, you
know, I can just take him to jail. But
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mean, if you just want to take pictures
of my skirt and, you know, call it even.
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Call it something. Like Stephen, like.
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Yeah. So you have some, he's got some,
that kind of thing. Leverage. Yeah.
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How's that?
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That's pretty good.
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Maybe we should hold those panties to
the side or down or something.
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Really? Yeah, you know, basically teach
them a lesson.
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Okay.
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Yeah, you go ahead and sit up. That's
not actually making good, right?
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Well, is he not going to do this? Well,
he doesn't have to.
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Okay, good.
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But, you know, like I said, if these are
out there, he might think twice.
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Yeah.
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He should probably just lose those all
together.
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Lose them? Yeah.
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Okay.
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Interesting strategy.
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Everything, actually.
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Thank you.
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I'm not sure if it's a good angle or
not, but... There's
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that.
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Yeah, why don't you throw a leg up on
the couch there? Oh, a leg up on the
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couch. Oh, there you go.
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Yeah, that's about it.
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Looks like you're kind of enjoying this.
Hmm, this is a very interesting
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strategy. Who's going to fuck my mom?
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I don't think I saw this coming.
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There's a couple things you won't see
coming.
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Oh, God.
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At this point, I've got more than enough
pictures, but I... Oh, good. No,
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I think I'm going to keep going.
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Yeah.
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Well... You know what I'm saying.
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Are we good?
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You should probably just go ahead and
take that whole thing off.
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Take it off?
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Not thinking about it is probably the
only way to call it anymore.
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Oh, God.
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Well, it's a little different than
grounding him, but...
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I'm sure somebody's going to end up
being punished.
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Oh, Jesus, God.
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Wow.
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Who is your name again?
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At this point, does it really matter?
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God, this is curious.
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Wow.
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I like your tactics.
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I'd imagine you've gotten him out of
trouble more than a few times.
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I know.
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Thank you.
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Yes, please.
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Oh, look at that.
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Fucking dirty.
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That's nice.
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That's really nice right there.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, fuck yeah. Let that shit still over.
Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Wow.
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I got out of hand in a hurry.
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What the hell is this?
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That's a handcuff key.
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I sort of handcuffed him.
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To my stripper pole?
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That's what it was. Yeah.
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You handcuffed my son.
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Well, you know, police worked hard on
it.
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Should I go let him free?
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Oh, Mom, great. You got the key.
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Put that stuff on your face.
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This key.
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Came with this.
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So that I could get you out of here.
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Okay.
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No more, Chad.
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Do you understand?
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Yeah. You got up easy this time. Thanks,
Mom.
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You did.
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