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And give thanks to the God because he is
good.
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I think that really takes away from what
the guide was
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telling us in the meeting.
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I did. I took a lot from that meeting.
And there's so much
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good information in the Bible.
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Right. Right. So what do you think? What
should we do next?
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How are you feeling? Do you need some
rest?
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Oh, you know what? I'm ready to start
the next chapter.
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Honestly, do you want to keep going?
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Well, for tomorrow, they wanted to go
into this
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one. So let's just... You're right.
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That's such a great idea.
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Thank you, God.
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I'll start. Thank you, God, for this
amazing retreat and the beautiful sermon
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last night.
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Dear Lord, we do realize that we must go
down the path of
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repentance. We've lived a life of sin,
watching my wife
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enjoy the carnal ways that... She has,
we must
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now turn away.
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I think, I think I actually.
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Amen. Amen, amen.
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Yeah, I, actually, I think I need to
take a shower. I'm going to read this
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and I feel kind of like I need to wash.
A good cleansing is in order, I think,
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after the last few months we've had.
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Yeah.
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I'll be in here. Do you need anything?
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Uh, no, no.
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You know what? Take your time.
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Take your time.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Come
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on
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in to our room.
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Yeah, this is a nice place.
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Where is he?
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Oh, you know, my husband is just taking
a shower. He's in the back room. He'll
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be in a minute.
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Quiet? Quiet?
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No.
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It's kind of a surprise, but it's okay.
We don't have to be quiet.
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Surprise? What kind of surprise? I mean,
we kind of... Look, we've been doing
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this fine.
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And every time you hit me up, you're
like, you know, come over here and put
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in a bottle. Whatever the fuck. Now
this?
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Now this? Are you sure?
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No, it's okay.
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You know, we've done this a few times
before, but... Alright.
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Whatever you say. I mean, I'm cool with
it. And I thought, yeah, it would be a
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great surprise on the horribly boring
retreat.
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Yeah, so you're like, fuck y 'all,
finish it.
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Yeah, you know, he...
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He just wanted to do the right thing.
He's a good husband.
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But trust me, he's going to enjoy this
way more than the retreat.
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Oh! Which laundry room was it again?
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The last one. The most recent one,
right?
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That was your place, right? Yeah, that
was my place.
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Okay, this time you can't throw up on
it.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll help you with that.
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Okay.
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Oh, so many buttons.
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I'm trying to blame you for this
retreat.
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It'll all be worth it in the end.
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What's that?
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Maybe we can do a little bit longer.
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How'd you end up with that guy?
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You know, there's a lot of reasons why
people end up together, and it's not
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always about, you know, the dick.
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Say that.
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Make sure he doesn't do this to you.
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So, I mean...
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good at making lasagna. Great lasagna
recipe.
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You say that, but he puts chickpeas in
it. What the fuck is that?
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He's Middle Eastern.
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You might have to take it from a
different angle
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Oh,
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yeah, I just swallowed some water wrong
went down the wrong pipe
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I'm sorry.
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Does he also do this to you?
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Woo!
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Go back to that thing you were doing
before with your tongue. That was part
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it.
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Better hurry.
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I want to get started by the time he's
out of the shower.
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I missed that big dick, yeah.
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Oh my God, oh my God.
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Yeah,
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no, I'm okay.
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Okay.
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Oh
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God,
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yeah.
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oh god oh oh god oh
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oh oh god
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I don't know how to go too much deeper
than that
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I feel really good.
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You're done with your shower Yeah,
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I finished my my birth
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early so I invited my friend over
Thought you'd like that
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since this whole retreat's been a little
you know dry
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this whole Bible retreat just wasn't
really going very well for us so I just
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thought this would be a lot better for
our marriage
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I don't like it when you pinch those
nipples.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Hey man, can you do me a favor? Can you,
like, put these shoes somewhere nice
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and proper?
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I see you're enjoying yourself. That
makes me very happy. Sure.
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I just wanted to keep you happy,
sweetie.
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oh oh
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Oh, well, hold that ass open so we can
see. You got a really good view, yeah.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'll get you next. I'll get you next.
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Just for a little bit.
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Now I'll go back.
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I know you want to watch me cum.
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Like a good caring husband.
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Oh, okay.
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Is that what they mean by sharing the
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fruits of the spirit?
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, it is.
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Enriching my spirit.
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Patience, love.
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Yeah, and heart of the church.
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Oh, yes!
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That's right.
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No!
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Yeah, I did. I came on it. Oh, I did.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit. Yeah.
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Give me that Holy Spirit.
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Yeah.
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Oh, what a gift.
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Oh, yes.
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Jesus would be very pleased with this
gift.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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thank you, honey.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do you have some for me, too?
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Oh, wow.
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That's a lot.
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Most of them fell down, though. Oh,
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that's sexy.
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It's hot.
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That's why I love you, honey.
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You too.
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You guys are weird.
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How about you? Are you feeling the
spirit inside of you?
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I think the Holy Ghost.
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As a message.
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Oh, there, there's the, there's the
ghost, the holy ghost.
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Oops. Oh, there's a message, I know
there is.
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It said to keep having weird, nasty
three ways.
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I love you.
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