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Oh, hey, honey.

Um, honey, did you get those pastry puffs I asked you to get that my boss

liked? Damn it.

I knew I forgot something.

Um, I did get everything else on the list, though, including the red velvet

cake. I didn't ask for a fucking red velvet cake. I asked for the pastry

that my boss really liked.

Honey, I thought it would be a nice surprise for after dinner.

I'm the nice surprise for after dinner.

Oh, no. Honey, you're not going to... again?

Um, this is my boss. You know, my boss is the one that pays me money. The money

that I use to buy those ridiculous clothes that you're wearing.

Just go back to cooking and finish up.

Honey, I'm trying my best here.

That's what's so fucking depressing.

The door. I'm going to go let him in.

So we were supposed to have some nice little appetizers before the meal, but

someone forgot their list. I'm so sorry. I'm totally embarrassed. It won't

happen again. I promise.

No, no, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. I mean, the night isn't perfect.

You sure?

Trust me. I mean, I'm sure it's only going to get better.

See?

You must be a mind reader.

Your husband seems like a great fella.

No, he's more like a servant to me. He's not really comfortable with a

sophisticated, powerful woman like I'm sure you are.

Um, I'm not sure where this is going, but, you know, your husband... Oh,

about him. I already have.

Why don't you stand up for me?

Stand up for you?

Yes. You can try a buck on me.

I just wanted to make sure that dinner's going good.

Oh, shit.

Babe.

Listen. Babe. Sit down and shut the fuck up, okay? Do what?

I said sit down and shut the fuck up. Can't you see I'm doing something? Do

want me to sit down right now?

Oh, my God.

This relationship is... Oh, my God.

I didn't tell you to... like right there. Where do you want me to spit?

fine. That's fine.

We really have to do this. Mm -hmm.

Oh.

You.

Oh.

But I definitely know now.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

I think we should go in the other room, a little bit more comfortable.

A little more comfortable? Uh -huh. Please.

I can't believe this. I think that you should follow because you might learn

something. Oh, really? And what happens if I don't?

Babe, so that's why you got all dressed up, huh? Not for me, huh?

Shit.

What?

I really don't think you should be sitting there yelling at me.

Oh, shit.

I didn't even hear him.

Yes.

I mean, if his looked like this, we wouldn't even have this issue. Oh, my

fucking rude.

Why did I even marry you?

Oh, why don't you try to get divorced? You have nothing.

Damn it, she's right.

I still don't even have a ring.

Oh, fuck. I'm not buying it.

God.

So good, huh?

You just enjoy, baby. You enjoy.

Oh, thank you, babe.

What are you doing? I'm taking off my panties, idiot.

Shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

He's not really in, is he? He is so in.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, fucking good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it to me.

I can do that shit.

You just never give me a chance.

What are you laughing at? Nothing.

Oh, shit.

Whatever.

Just in

case you forgot what it

looks like.

Don't get too full of yourself.

He's full of me right now.

Whatever.

Oh, yeah.

That's what I like.

Oh,

you guys are kissing too?

Oh, that's crossing the line.

Hey,

don't kiss her, man.

Don't kiss.

I like that he thinks he's still can speak and it's going to matter. Do you

to hold my leg out of the way?

Thank you. Whatever.

I'm going to see the lawyer after tonight. Oh, okay. With his money.

Will you shut up about that?

She's talking about the lawyer. Oh,

man.

Goodness. Oh,

God.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

Oh, yes, please.

Oh, you feel so fucking good.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes.

I love it. I fucking love it. Oh,

fucking take it.

Take that. Oh,

yes.

So fucking deep.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,

fuck, yeah.

I love it. I love it. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You keep holding it.

Oh, come on, you're knocking it off, buddy.

And he

had to be a brother, too.

Didn't have a white boss.

Oh, no.

Yeah, go figure.

Fuck yes.

Oh, shit.

Right there.

Right there.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Right there.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

You can hold them both now.

I can do that

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, this is just like that wine that we had. It just got better with time. Oh,

we knocked it with your wisecracks. Oh, good.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes.

Oh, fucking yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, look how fucking hot his body is. Yeah. Look how hot his body is.

I'm not checking it out. Come here a second.

I work out every day.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my goodness.

There we go.

She found my spot.

She found my spot.

Oh, my goodness.

I knew this night was going to get better. Mm -hmm. Shh.

Oh. Shh.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Hey. There you go.

Oh, shit.

Come on back up here, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, that's a really watch a good angle right there. Yeah.

Oh, my. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

So you think I'm going to learn something, huh? Jesus.

Oh. I'll write my face right now.

Shit. Yeah. You should feel guilty.

I should feel guilty for being fucked so good? Oh, yeah.

Huh? Is that why?

Woo. Because you can't remember the puff pastry that I asked you to write?

Oh, fuck.

Right there. Right there. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck yes. Give it to me.

Give it to me. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, that's what I need.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

fuck yes.

Oh,

fuck. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

There we go. Right there. You've changed.

I've changed.

You have?

Shit. I don't know who it was before, but I like it now. Oh, this guy.

Oh, fuck.

Here, here, here.

Let me.

Yeah. Ooh.

Ooh. Yeah.

Look at that.

Ooh.

Ooh.

I just can't believe it.

How long have you been doing this? Not with him, but with everybody else.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Nope, not awkward for me.

No more.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Right there, baby.

That's so fucking good.

That fucking cocktail is so fucking good right there.

Yes, yes.

I don't know what I saw you.

Um,

a place to live, probably.

Oh,

yeah, fuck me like that. Fuck me like that. Fuck me, yes.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

Right. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Please do.

That is unreal.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It is kind of unreal, isn't it? I just can't believe you would invite this man

over here.

And you cooked for him.

Shut up.

You don't even cook.

But she's hiding a whole lot of places.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

This should be good.

I think you guys... Okay.

I think you need to see a little bit more.

Oh, come on, baby. Yeah.

I like it. I think a little bit more. What do you think? A little bit more?

Are you burning?

It's real good.

It's not funny. It's not funny anymore.

Where are you going? Are you going to leave?

Oh, fuck. I should have five years ago.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, hold on. Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, there you go.

I hope that he fucks me.

Oh, fuck you.

Ow. I'm sorry.

He's going to abuse me. Oh, fuck you.

Deep right there.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck yeah. There we go. I love it. I love it. I

wish you could fuck me this good. I do.

You do wish you could.

All right, I wish I could.

Geez. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Look how sexy they are.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck. Yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes.

I mean,

how long are you going to fuck for it? Jesus Christ.

I know. Don't you wish you could fuck this long?

Oh, fuck yes. There we go.

What?

Yeah, he was like touching me with his arm.

Come on, stop.

Yeah, right there, right there. Oh, fuck yes.

Shit.

Yeah, is it?

Oh, yeah.

Give me that fucking dick.

Oh, that's hard.

Oh,

fuck you.

That's what I'm talking about. Right there.

So good. I don't understand what you're talking about. Right there.

Right where?

No more

kissing me.

Oh, but he's okay with your big cock.

That's different. That's personal.

That's personal. Oh, my vagina's not personal to you? That's interesting.

No, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I'll be glad to share it with

the world.

I did not ask for this. Are you comfortable?

I'm comfortable. Are you going to ask me?

Are you going to ask me?

Oh, yeah.

That's what I want.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, no. That is some good fucking cough.

I have to tell you.

Oh, so fucking big.

Give it to me right there.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh,

yeah, yeah,

yeah. Yes, yes. Oh,

you're welcome. Holding my leg, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Fuck, that's hard.

Shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Come on, honey.

Come on, honey. Oh, come here.

Oh,

easy there, buddy.

Shit. This was definitely a

fun evening.

You know what? Why don't you go and get us some of that red velvet cake?

You serious?

Oh, yeah.

Okay. You got it, babe.