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Same honey.

Same down.

Yeah, I mean, we've been trying for weeks already. I know.

I had a feeling you were going to say that.

It's got to be me. It's me.

I don't think so, babe.

Honestly, I have to go to the doctor, get checked out, because honestly, the

fertility issues could all be me. I don't think it's just you, and I don't

you to get down about it. I can tell it's making you really sad, babe.

I really think it's me. I mean, look at you. You look perfect. I know, but you

never know.

Come on. I think eventually we just need to see a doctor because we really want

to have this baby, and I really want us to try. We've been trying for so long,

and we both deserve it, and it's not your fault.

Thank you, baby. It feels better. But, you know, I think it would be better if

we had a proof, like if we had an in -home visit.

Yeah. Maybe if I talked to a physician.

Yeah, I think so too. And I think if we call him or her over here and really

have an at -home, comfortable, private talk, it'll be a lot less intimidating

than going to a doctor's office.

Okay. What do you think about that?

I think so. I think that'll make me feel better. Okay, we should call the

doctor. Okay.

It's okay, baby.

It's not.

It is. We're going to figure it out. The doctor should be here soon. Any minute.

I hope so.

It's okay.

It's here, let me go get it.

It's gonna turn out wrong.

It's gonna be me, I know. Dave, come on in.

Look, Dave.

The doctor is here.

Hey, how's it going?

I'm sorry, doctor.

It's been a tough couple of weeks.

So listen, it's a little embarrassing and my husband's quite embarrassed, but

think we're having some fertility issues and yeah. And he thinks it's him, but I

keep telling him it's.

It's probably me. You never know. It could be either the man or the woman.

is true. It could be. Yeah. Look at her. There's no possible way. You're so

sweet. It could be either or.

Exactly. So you never know. It could easily be me.

We don't want to do no insemination or fertility things. No. It's just not what

we want. Baby, you know we have to do this. We're really trying.

So you know you have to take the test.

No. Is it okay? I don't mind taking the test, but I just... I'm just too

embarrassed about it.

Is there some other way, Doc? Is this something else? It's an unconventional

that we could probably... I mean... To determine whether it's either me or...

Yeah. We're willing to do anything at this point because it's just been really

hard. And I'll do the test first if that's what we need to do. Yeah, it's

unconventional, but I think it'll help you guys out.

Yeah, it requires, if you don't mind, it requires, what's you guys bound to be

first of all?

Yeah, we don't have much. We're a pretty open couple, so. Okay.

Yeah, take us to the unconventional route.

Yeah, so it would involve me and you, you know, running a few tests.

Okay, yeah, I'm definitely willing to get tested on first. Yeah? Okay.

She's very unconventional now. No, she's honest.

Oh, thank you, baby.

What do you need from me, Doc?

First of all, good start.

Do you like what you see?

I do.

I'm sitting down right here. Okay.

Yes, Doc.

Yeah.

Show us the way. How are you feeling, baby? Are you okay? I'm doing good.

This was for us. I understand.

We're here to help, guys.

Wow,

Doc.

Does it require my mouth too?

Just like that, Doc? Yeah.

Wow,

I really see why you're the most requested doctor.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at what I do.

You have great reviews.

Mmm, beautiful.

If I knew doctors, that's going to be so fun.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, it's very unconventional.

Are you sure this works?

Yes. I'm 100 % sure.

Babe, you know we have to trust the doctor, okay?

Yeah, you're right.

Oh, fuck.

I hope I'm being a good patient for you.

I think I should just take this off to really get comfortable.

I want to get the most accurate result.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did she pass the first part of the test?

Yes, that's the first part. What's the second part, doctor?

Can you take your pants off? Yes, sir.

Should I take my top off too, doctor? Yes.

Whatever you say.

Now where do you want me?

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, I'm ready for this part.

Yeah.

See honey, I'm doing it like such a pro

Aren't you so glad he showed up?

Are you going to work with me?

I think so.

Do we get it right?

Just like this for you.

The doctor's such a good doctor.

He's really fucking smart.

How are you doing baby?

fucking good, baby.

I love getting stretched out and tucked in on.

I just wanted to check in on you.

You're such a good husband.

So loving.

Always the best for me.

Oh, my God.

He's doing such a good job.

I feel so good, baby.

I've never seen you so happy.

I am happy.

We should have done this a long time ago.

You could do it like he does, don't you? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, homemade.

Touching someone big and strong, fuck me. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. I don't think I would like it so much.

but let's relieve this.

He just really knows how to work this pussy. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

I hope it does, too.

It's gonna work, babe. I know it is. I know it's me.

Doctor. Yeah.

I think you're just going to have to come back next week. Oh, wow.

Sorry, guys.

It's okay, baby. Well, we know he's a really good doctor. Why don't we just

him back next week?

Yeah, we can try next week. Yeah, and we can run some more tests on me before,

you know, we do you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you sure you're going to do it next time?

Yes. It's okay, baby.

It's for us. It's for the relationship.

Okay. I'll do anything for you. Yeah? Yeah. Next week? Yeah, just come back

week.

I got the mouth sample, so we just need the semen one, the insemination.

Yeah. It's okay, baby.

Thanks, doctor.

All right.

All right.

Thank you, guys. I'll come back next week. Perfect.

Yes.