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Are you sure you want to do this? This is a really big step. Bison, trust me.

Tommy Pistol is a legend. He's the key to getting us our foot in the porn bit.

You look like a whore. Who do you think you're married?

That's true.

Hey!

Ah, the lovely welcome home, Katrina Cole. How are you? Step into my humble

abode.

Bison. Yes, Mr. Pistol. Thank you so much for meeting with us. Yes, yes, yes.

Come in and let our adventure into the magic of cinema start.

Okay?

Okay.

So what can I do for you two?

My husband and I.

We want to become porn stars.

Ah.

Alright then.

I think I can help you out with that.

Wait, so that's it? We're in?

Not quite.

I want you to show me your talent.

I want you to show me what you're made of. Right here, right now.

What should I do?

What should I do?

You need to sit there and shut up.

Because I have a role for you.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

I want you to use me as a canvas. Your

stage. Paint your picture of me of your actions.

Give life.

Tug of the balls.

Bravo!

A star indeed!

Yes, pull those balls.

Pull them hard.

That's it.

I don't

understand how this is helping.

It is.

Watch and learn.

Yeah, suck my cock.

Oh,

God.

Can't do that.

Bison, hold that, please. Oh,

stuff that mouth.

Oh, cock and balls.

Magician.

Oh, fuck.

This is not what we came here for.

This is exactly what we came here for.

I promise

you, she's gonna be a star. You're doing great.

Part of the trick is learning.

I don't feel like I'm learning.

Spit in my face.

Ah, see?

Ah, right back.

Ah, give me that shit.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Tug those balls. Ring that bell. Grab it.

Yank them down. Like a sailor.

Oh, look at that.

Isn't this enough for an audition?

Trust me, my boy.

Trust me.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Wow.

Oh, fuck. Ooh,

my finger's in her ass.

Is that necessary?

Yes!

Yes,

Pop.

Let me see more, more.

Yeah. It's so hot. Give me a show.

What should I be doing?

I have a role for you, I promise.

Whoa!

Oh, look at that.

Just sit there, honey.

It's been once in a lifetime opportunity.

I think we should go. I think we should go.

Oh,

my God.

Right off the moon.

I'm getting an E .J. off the shine.

Oh, you are.

Trust me, my boy, you are.

Do you want to sit on my talk?

Yes. All right. Absolutely.

That's not what we came here for.

Hey, this is a fit in the door.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, my.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Fuuuuck! Why you think you're doing great?

We should probably get going. You know I can't drive in the dark. Don't worry.

This is a safe neighborhood.

Darkness and safety are two different things.

I hear you, Bison.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Spit in my face.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, get that spit going.

Oh,

fuck, yeah, yeah.

What is going on?

She's auditioning. Let her audition.

Let her be a star.

But we are supposed to be auditioning. You are.

We'll pretend we never, we'll just, we'll forget it all. Let's just forget

all and go, oh, stop here. Yes, yes, yes.

We're gonna be rich.

We haven't even talked about money.

Oh, yes, yes.

You're gonna make thousands, my boy.

Thousands.

All right, here's your chance to fight, then. Okay, what do you want me to do? I

need you to go to my room and get the lube, because I'm going to ass -fuck

wife, and I want her to be comfortable.

I thought you said I was the one that was going to get the fucking audio.

Just do it, babe. This is our shot.

Come on. Go.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, squeeze that.

Fuck,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Wow, fuck.

Oh,

yes.

Is there something else I should eat?

Right there.

Whoopsies. A little for you, a little for me. On the sausage.

Bicycle guy. The chemistry you both have between each other is great. You're a

dynamic duo, if I may say so myself.

What does that even mean?

And watch me fuck your wife. I can't do that.

You can!

Stupid!

I want to see That's like a $25 bump right there. Oh, back. All the hole?

All the hole.

Isn't there anything sacred anymore?

What?

What world do you live in?

Oh,

and then right back in her ass. Oh, yeah. And right back in her vagina. And

right back in her ass.

That's why those cheeks.

There you are.

Hello.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Under your face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I just needed some ass in my mouth.

Don't question the magic. Just go with it.

Oh, suck it, suck it, suck it.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Bite that dick, Joe, bite.

Ah, that feels great. Do it again.

Spit on me now.

Yes. Yes.

No shame.

Sit on it again.

Face out.

I want both.

But I'll take your ass first. It's interesting.

Where is it?

There it is. Right there.

No,

no. Go down.

Thank you.

Oh, that's Mike.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

In the head.

In the head. That beautiful head.

Oh, yes.

Lean that back.

Yes,

yes, yes.

I said she's doing great.

And so are you. I see you. Don't think I'm not looking because I'm butt

your wife.

Oh, I was paying attention to you just as much. I swear.

I'm not doing anything.

I know, and that's what cucks do.

Nothing.

Don't worry.

I got you.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I think that's enough. We should go.

We gotta finish.

We gotta wait for the ending.

The ending? This is just an audition. This isn't for pleasure.

You're right. It's not, but I gotta see how she finishes a movie and how you do

it. I gotta show how I play with the camera.

It's gonna work.

Oh my god.

Lie back.

Yes Guaranteed

Better

to find out if she could do it now

instead of on camera and hold up everyone I promise

It's my favorite restaurant.

Always welcome.

Oh, yeah.

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

Yes, yes.

Fucking slut for that cock.

You are going to be the adult industry's most famous milf

ever. I promise you that. Yeah?

Bison, you will also be there for her.

I'm supposed to be a porn star too.

You are.

You are. You're doing it right now. You don't even know you're so good. I'm not

doing anything. That's it!

wanted you and do nothing. Just be there in support of your lovely wife as I ask

for her on my couch.

You're impressive.

See? Confidence.

Yes, yes, yes.

God,

that's so good.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes.

That's so good, God.

Oh, suck it some more. Suck it some more.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

pull those balls. All the fun stuff by us.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

We've got to go. It is dark.

Bison, will you stop being such a little bitch? I'm working.

You have to get paid to be working. This is an audition.

You're not working.

She's getting paid in experience, Bison. Be a team player for God's sake.

Every day.

I love my boys.

Oh, God.

Bison, seriously, shut up.

Here, get on the couch. I want to fuck you some.

Is this a necessary heart attack?

Yes, you have no idea how necessary this is. You see how good I'm taking this

class? Fuck. It was great.

I feel fucking stressed out. My holes are.

I do the same thing.

You don't, honey.

No one fucks me like this. Do you really?

Fuck yeah, Tika. Take it. Yes, yes, yes.

This has gone on long enough. Oh, fuck.

You quit your whining already? It's making it hard for me to come.

It's the movies. You're not supposed to come.

What do you know?

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Give me that cock.

Fuck you.

Fuck me like a filthy slut.

Oh, yeah.

Watch me take that cock.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah, I fucking love it.

Your vagina's so tight, it's like you're a virgin.

This is not what we agreed on.

Hey.

Don't our vows mean something to you?

Oh my God, shut up.

You're killing the mood.

Oh, be a team player. Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm jerking her off, Bison. I'm jerking her off while I'm in her ass.

You're not even using the right terminology.

That's right. Is it networking?

Yeah, it is. Here's the big question.

Where do you want me to finish?

Tyson, let her answer this.

Preferably, like, in your room or your bathroom or something. I'll put it all

over my face.

I'll put it all over my face. Movie star right there.

walk out of the moon.

You could be the best cop in the history of porn. And you did it, my friend.

You did it.

That's not what I came here for. Yes, I know.

You can clean up. I'm going to go make a scotch. Have fun. Talk to Monk Shissel.

I don't think that's the guy.

I felt like that. That's not Mr.

This is all wrong.