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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:28,700 (THE GO-GOs' "HEAD OVER HEELS" 2 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,750 ♪ Been running so long ♪ 3 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,750 ♪ I've nearly lost All track of time ♪ 4 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:48,700 ♪ In every direction ♪ 5 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,750 ♪ I couldn't see The warning signs ♪ 6 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:54,750 ♪ I must be losing it ♪ 7 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:57,750 ♪ 'Cause my mind Plays tricks on me ♪ 8 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:01,680 ♪ It looked so easy ♪ 9 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:05,710 ♪ But you know Looks sometimes deceive ♪ 10 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,000 BOY: Move it, dorkus. 11 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:16,620 MAN: Okay, I think you're next. I'll take your ticket. 12 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:20,080 Come right around this way. Keep your back straight. 13 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:21,990 Put your books down on your lap. 14 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,100 Now, look right up at the camera, okay? Nice smile. Here we go. 15 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:29,760 Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get you in. 16 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:31,230 That's good. 17 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,800 Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. 18 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:36,100 -It's Jenna. -Look over here, Gina. 19 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:38,040 It's Jenna! 20 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:52,320 Oh, God. 21 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:55,190 Oh, no. 22 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:01,710 (BELL RINGING) 23 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,570 I've had enough already. 24 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,500 Hey, Jenna. 25 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,610 Matt, please. No more pictures. 26 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:22,050 {\an8}Come on. It's your 13th birthday. We gotta document it. 27 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,890 {\an8}-Hi, Tom-Tom. -Hey, Jenna. 28 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:37,470 {\an8}Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam? 29 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,600 -So how'd yours come out, Rink? -Not so good. 30 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:43,740 {\an8}Yeah, mine aren't so hot either. 31 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:47,570 {\an8}-Tom-Tom, yours are great! -Yours are the best. 32 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,380 God, you're so photogenic. 33 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:51,950 I'll meet you out front. 34 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,570 Do whatever you want. It's not like she needs a play-by-play. 35 00:02:58,690 --> 00:03:01,210 {\an8}-Freakazoid. -See you. 36 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:05,050 {\an8}Jenna, could I talk to you a tiny sec? 37 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,160 I told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party. 38 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:13,300 -And he said he wanted to come with. -Really? 39 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:16,870 Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, because we really wanted to. 40 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:18,570 -Didn't we, girls? -Totally. 41 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,870 -So, so much. -We're so sorry. 42 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,880 Miss Measly's up our butts with this group project... 43 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:26,110 and Chris is gonna help us out... 44 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,080 so I guess he can't come either. 45 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:35,180 {\an8}-I could write your report for you. -Fabuloso. 46 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:47,160 You know, I can't believe you invited those clones. 47 00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:48,960 They're my friends. 48 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:51,660 Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? 49 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,370 Well, almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick. 50 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:58,570 There's six of them. That's the point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. 51 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,610 It's just mathematically impossible. 52 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:03,310 You're cooler than they are. They're unoriginal. 53 00:04:03,490 --> 00:04:06,550 I don't wanna be original, Matty, I wanna be cool. 54 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,790 -Want some Razzles? -Razzles are for kids. 55 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:13,390 Exactly. 56 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:20,500 -Arrivederci. -Au revoir. 57 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:38,680 (RICK SPRINGFIELD'S JESSIE'S GIRL PLAYING) 58 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,730 ♪ Jessie is a friend ♪ 59 00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:49,730 ♪ Yeah, I know he's been A good friend of mine ♪ 60 00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:51,600 ♪ But lately Something's changed ♪ 61 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,680 ♪ That ain't hard to define ♪ 62 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,730 ♪ Jessie's got himself a girl And I want to make her mine ♪ 63 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,730 ♪ And she's watching him With those eyes ♪ 64 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:00,730 (DOOR OPENS) 65 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:02,740 -Hey, sweetie. -Happy birthday! 66 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:05,140 {\an8}Tell us about your new life as a teenager. 67 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,720 {\an8}What did you do? Are you wearing a bra? 68 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,750 {\an8}-Go away! -Oh, honey, what's wrong? 69 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,450 {\an8}(WHISPERING) Wayne. Self-image. 70 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:18,430 -Jenna, it's going to be all right. -It is not, Mom! Look at me! 71 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:23,160 -This is not okay. This is fatal. -It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic. 72 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:24,660 I hate my life. 73 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:27,170 You don't look like girls in Poise magazine... 74 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:30,200 but you're beautiful in your own way. 75 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:32,670 I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. 76 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,280 I wanna look like these people. 77 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:38,410 Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models. 78 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,980 "Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of your life." 79 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:45,640 I wanna be 30. 80 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,520 Well, you will be, honey. 81 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,850 But right now you're my beautiful 13-year-old. 82 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,740 (MICHAEL JACKSON'S "THRILLER" PLAYING) 83 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,740 ♪ 'Cause this is Thriller ♪ 84 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,740 ♪ Thriller night ♪ 85 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:13,690 ♪ Girl I can thrill you more ♪ 86 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:16,690 ♪ Than any ghost Would ever dare to try ♪ 87 00:06:16,690 --> 00:06:17,740 ♪ Thriller ♪ 88 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:19,690 ♪ Thriller night ♪ 89 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:21,480 ♪ So let me Hold you tight ♪ 90 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,690 ♪ And share a Killer, thriller ♪ 91 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,390 -Happy birthday! -Oh, my God. 92 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,590 This is just part one of your present. I got something else to give you later. 93 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,420 What is it? 94 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:36,040 You know how you always wanted a Barbie Dream House? 95 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:42,210 Well, I decided to make you your own Jenna Dream House. 96 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:50,250 -You made all this? Oh, Matty. -Yeah. 97 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:55,250 See, that's you in your bubble bath, reading your favorite magazine. 98 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:58,860 And there's your bedroom, with a massive stereo... 99 00:06:59,030 --> 00:07:01,290 and every record ever made. 100 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:02,930 The good ones. 101 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:08,540 And there's that bum Rick Springfield loafing on the couch. 102 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:14,040 And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himself. 103 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,570 Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust. 104 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:24,410 It says, "This wishing dust knows what's in your heart of hearts. 105 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:27,080 It'll make all your dreams come true." 106 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:47,750 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 107 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,440 They're here. 108 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:52,410 What do we do? 109 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:53,750 (DOORBELL CHIMING) 110 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:57,050 Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just gonna put this away, okay? 111 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,150 So there's room to dance. 112 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:04,160 Put some music on. 113 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:10,730 Dad, you promised you were gonna stay upstairs. Go! 114 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:16,800 Hi, guys. The party's downstairs. 115 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:28,650 Fabuloso. 116 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,750 (THE TALKING HEADS' "BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE" PLAYING) 117 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,750 ♪ Ah ♪ 118 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,700 ♪ Watch out ♪ 119 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:01,700 ♪ You might get What you're after ♪ 120 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,700 ♪ Cool babies ♪ 121 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,750 ♪ Strange but not a stranger ♪ 122 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:11,700 ♪ I'm an ordinary guy ♪ 123 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:12,750 ♪ Burning down the house ♪ 124 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,726 -What is this? -I'm not sure. It's Matt's. 125 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,750 ♪ Hold tight ♪ 126 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,750 ♪ Wait till the party's over ♪ 127 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:23,660 ♪ Hold tight ♪ 128 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:25,660 (CLICKS) 129 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,178 Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules. 130 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:30,486 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 131 00:09:30,510 --> 00:09:32,710 -Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people. -(BELINDA CARLISLE'S MAD ABOUT YOU PLAYING) 132 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,220 -Freak. -Robot. 133 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,710 ♪ Lost in your eyes ♪ 134 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,660 ♪ Mad about love ♪ 135 00:09:42,090 --> 00:09:44,250 I'm gonna go next door and get my Casio. 136 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:47,760 Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not like I need a play-by-play. 137 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,660 -(GIRLS LAUGHING) -See you, loser. 138 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,370 Hey, I have an idea, girls. 139 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,870 Let's play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 140 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,510 You can go first, because you're the birthday girl. 141 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,380 How does that one go, again? 142 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:10,350 Well, you go in the closet, and some lucky guy's gonna go in there... 143 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:14,960 and do whatever he wants with you for seven whole minutes. 144 00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:17,950 And guess who wants to go first. 145 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,990 -Who? -Chris Grandy. 146 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,630 -No way. -Way. 147 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:33,100 Before I forget, where's our project proposal? 148 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,440 -On the table. -Thanks. 149 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:36,660 -Remember, no peeking. -(MADONNA'S "CRAZY FOR YOU" PLAYING) 150 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:38,840 Keep that blindfold on. 151 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:43,340 And just so you know, Chris loves going for second base. 152 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:50,710 ♪ Swaying room As the music starts ♪ 153 00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:54,660 ♪ Strangers making The most of the dark ♪ 154 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,760 Let's go. I think I can get my brother to buy us some beer. 155 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,410 -I got the cheez doodles. -Wait, give me that drink. 156 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:12,170 Thank you. Leave it, George. Come on. 157 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:20,090 -What's going on? -Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 158 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:23,670 ♪ But still a world away ♪ 159 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:29,670 ♪ What I'm dying to say Is that I'm crazy for you ♪ 160 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:33,720 ♪ Touch me once And you'll know it's true ♪ 161 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:38,720 ♪ I never wanted anyone Like this ♪ 162 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,670 ♪ It's all brand new ♪ 163 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,580 I thought you weren't gonna come. 164 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,720 ♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪ 165 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:48,720 ♪ I'm crazy for you ♪ 166 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,670 ♪ Crazy for you ♪ 167 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,290 Where are you? 168 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,460 Oh, Chris. 169 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:04,630 -It's not Chris, it's Matt. -What are you doing here? 170 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:08,700 -Where's Chris? -He's gone. Everybody left. 171 00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,700 -What'd you do? -Nothing! 172 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,070 -Yes, you did! -I just went to get my Casio! 173 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,910 -Get out! -Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you! 174 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,480 -Get out! No! -Jenna, please, just come out! 175 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:24,310 I hate you! I hate me! I hate everybody! 176 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,490 -Jenna, what are you talking about? -I wanna be 30! 177 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,711 Just let me play you this song, okay? 178 00:12:30,093 --> 00:12:32,624 -It'll make you feel better. -I wanna be 30. 179 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:36,574 -Thirty and flirty and thriving. -(THUMPS) 180 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,430 Thirty and flirty and thriving. 181 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:45,600 Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 182 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:50,640 Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 183 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:54,250 Thirty and flirty and thriving. 184 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,680 (MOANS GROGGILY) 185 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,680 (GRUNTS) 186 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,130 Mom? 187 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,770 Mom? 188 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,250 Dad? 189 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,730 (SCREAMS) 190 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,430 (QUIETLY) What is happening? 191 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:58,200 Oh, what is happening? What is going on? 192 00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,740 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 193 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,080 "Jenna Rink." 194 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:20,860 "Jenna Rink. Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink." 195 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,830 I live here. 196 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,740 (RINGING) 197 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,770 -WAYNE: Hi. Sorry we missed your call. -Dad? 198 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,600 Well, not that sorry, because we're in the Caribbean. 199 00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:37,822 So we'll be back on the 18th, so call us then. Have a good day. 200 00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:40,726 -(BEEPS) -You went on a cruise without me? 201 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:47,772 Oh, this is a dream. This is a really weird dream. 202 00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:50,740 (MUFFLED CELLPHONE PLAYING TANGO) 203 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,740 (CELLPHONE GROWS LOUDER) 204 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,750 (WATER TRICKLING) 205 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:12,610 -Hey, sweet bottom! -Oh, my God. 206 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:24,101 I know you're there! And my parents are totally gonna be home any minute! 207 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,700 (YELPS) 208 00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:27,760 Hey, where's the conditioner? 209 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:31,300 -You're naked! -Well, not yet. 210 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:37,070 You could join me if you want. 211 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:40,970 Sweet bottom! 212 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,700 (HORNS HONKING) 213 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,750 (CELLPHONE PLAYING TANGO) 214 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,210 Can you hear that music? 215 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,980 Jenna? Can you hurry up a little bit, please? 216 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,780 He made a commitment. Jenna? Can you come over here? 217 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,790 I don't care if you have to grab him by his testicles... 218 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,120 I want him in New York in 12 hours. 219 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,590 He needs to be at the party. Hold on a second. 220 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,600 -Get in the car. -I don't get in the car with strangers. 221 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,760 Get in the car. We're gonna be late. 222 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:10,100 -I don't know you. -Just get in the car. 223 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:12,760 -Not with strangers! -You're being paranoid. 224 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:16,040 Sweet bottom! Don't make me come down there and grab you. 225 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,394 Lucy Wyman. He has my number. 226 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:19,880 (WHISPERING) Could you please get in the car? 227 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,680 -Jenna! -We are gonna be late. 228 00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:26,380 Look, he made a commitment. He has my number. My name is Lucy Wyman. 229 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,780 Just go away! 230 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:35,220 Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the slip dress is a little '97. 231 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,860 -Unless it's retro. -Are you really my best friend? 232 00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:42,270 -You're pregnant. -Oh, no! Oh, my God, no! 233 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,460 Thank God. You scared me. What did you do last night? 234 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,910 See, that's the thing. Something really strange is happening. 235 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,770 I slept in an apartment I've never seen before... 236 00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:55,280 and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy. 237 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,080 Oh, God. Not his thingy. 238 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,240 Driver, could you please pull over, since we're here? 239 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:02,950 -Stop! -Wait. I don't wanna get out of the-- 240 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:06,150 I don't think you're listening. Wait, hang on. 241 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:10,390 Wait, listen to me. I'm 13. 242 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:13,540 If you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27. 243 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:17,230 Wait! I know it sounds strange, but some weird dream is-- Like that! 244 00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:18,660 -(CELLPHONE RINGING) -Do you hear it? Did you hear that? 245 00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:23,770 Would you stop being ridiculous? It's probably just Richard. 246 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,940 -Who's Richard? -You drink too much. 247 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,020 Richard, your boss. 248 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,850 Brown, curly hair. British. Richard. 249 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,680 -Hello? -Hey, sweet bottom. 250 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:40,260 You. You. Put on your pants and stop calling me "sweet bottom." 251 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,490 -Look, baby-- -And get out of my house! 252 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,150 Who is that? 253 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:47,390 I don't know his name. I don't know what's happening. 254 00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:50,440 Okay, Jenna. Jenna. Just calm down, okay? 255 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:55,170 We have a meeting in 10 minutes. I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me: 256 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,870 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 257 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,520 -I am? -Repeat it. 258 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,650 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 259 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,050 I'm a tough bitch. 260 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,490 -Say it. -I am a tough... 261 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:14,710 (WHISPERING) bitch. 262 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,300 I'm gonna walk into that office, I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over. 263 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,960 But that's not the point. I'm not hung-over-- 264 00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:24,670 I'm gonna walk into that office and not let anyone know I'm hung-over. 265 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:29,240 Because the future of Poise depends on me. 266 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,910 Poise? 267 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,810 Oh, jeez. 268 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,880 Poise magazine. Thank you. 269 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,020 Good morning, Miss Rink, Miss Wyman. 270 00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:47,220 -Good morning. What's her name? -Who cares? 271 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,220 Jenna. Please don't yell at me, it's not my fault. 272 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,600 They need a decision right now. 273 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,900 -Just pick one. -That one. 274 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,630 Love. Knew it. Genius. 275 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:59,400 Eminem's on the phone. He wants a decision now. 276 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,770 Plain. 277 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,770 Peanut. Plain. 278 00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:10,280 There's the dynamic duo! I trust my executive editors are late again... 279 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:13,010 because they were out promoting us at parties. 280 00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,890 -You got it, Richard. -Richard. You're my boss. 281 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,490 That's right, baby. Who's your daddy? 282 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,890 Wayne Rink. 283 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,260 RICHARD: Morning. 284 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,270 Two words: summer, Saint Barts. 285 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,130 Oh, you're not gonna go to Fire Island this summer? 286 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:34,040 -Are you insinuating I'm gay? -It's a joke. 287 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:35,720 MAN: I think you should wear the Gucci. 288 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:46,120 Is there anything else you need from me, Miss Rink? 289 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,980 You mean like a favor? 290 00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:53,790 Sure. Like a favor. 291 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,430 -I need to find this guy in New Jersey. -Okay. 292 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,960 I have his number. 293 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,720 (TAPPING) 294 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,340 -Arlene, will you leave us, please? -Sorry. 295 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,169 Jenna's a little hung-over today. 296 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,680 ALL: Oh... 297 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,956 -Rough. -(RICHARD CLEARS THROAT) 298 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,150 Okay, children. 299 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,910 I wonder which one Holly Housewife is going to go for. 300 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,010 The 10th or the 11th secret? 301 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,360 Seven months in a row now they scoop us. 302 00:21:56,530 --> 00:22:00,990 I mean, it's like they've got Sparkle-cams hidden in all our walls. 303 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,190 Richard, we're installing passwords. 304 00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,560 We're building firewalls on all the computers. 305 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,000 -Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. -Did you? 306 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,740 I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She always took notes. 307 00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:16,400 -She was a secretary. -Yeah, whatever. 308 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:21,840 Our party tonight is now huge. 309 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,150 We need to make an unequivocal statement... 310 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,520 that Poise is still hot and happening. 311 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:29,990 Now, we need a newsstand circ analysis done immediately. 312 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,960 I also strongly suggest we take apart our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B... 313 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:37,330 think about new heads, decks and slugs. Jenna, what do you think? 314 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,770 Can I go to the bathroom? 315 00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,730 It's the naked guy. 316 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:26,650 "Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime. Love you, Madonna." 317 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,740 -I'm friends with Madonna? -(KNOCKING) 318 00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:39,750 Here are your messages. 319 00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:42,090 And your mother called from Barbados. 320 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:44,600 My mom called? I wish you'd told me. 321 00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:46,960 Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink. 322 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:50,160 I thought you said never to bother you with family calls. 323 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:53,630 -I did? I said that? -Please don't fire me. 324 00:23:53,810 --> 00:23:57,070 No, no, I won't. It's not your fault. I forgot that I said that. 325 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,240 Next time my mom calls, let me know. 326 00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:00,880 Yes, ma'am. 327 00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:04,850 Oh, I have that information that you asked for. 328 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,980 Matt! 329 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:10,120 The phone number you gave me was his parents'. 330 00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:13,750 I told them that I worked for Visa and he's in a lot of trouble. 331 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,300 You lied to the Flamhaffs! 332 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:21,200 He's in the Village. 212 Bank Street, apartment 2B. 333 00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,730 -Which village? -The-- Greenwich Village. 334 00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:27,500 Oh, right. Cool. 335 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,510 Wait! Should I cancel your 2:30 meeting? 336 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,750 (THE GO-GOs' "HEAD OVER HEELS" PLAYING) 337 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:37,450 -♪ Been running so long ♪ -Sorry. 338 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:40,726 -♪ I've lost all track of time ♪ -Excuse me? 339 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,650 -♪ In every direction ♪ -Sir? 340 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,750 ♪ I couldn't see The warning signs ♪ 341 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,750 -Hello? -♪ I must be losing it ♪ 342 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:52,750 ♪ 'Cause my mind Plays tricks on me ♪ 343 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:55,700 ♪ It looks so easy ♪ 344 00:24:55,700 --> 00:25:00,700 ♪ But you know Looks sometimes deceive ♪ 345 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,750 ♪ Head over heels ♪ 346 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,700 ♪ Where should I go? ♪ 347 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:04,750 ♪ Can't stop myself ♪ 348 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,700 ♪ Out of control ♪ 349 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,750 ♪ Head over heels ♪ 350 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,750 ♪ No time to think ♪ 351 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:14,750 ♪ Looks like the whole world's Out of sync ♪ 352 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,820 MAN: Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah. 353 00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:19,190 Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt. 354 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:22,660 I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street... 355 00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:26,500 and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you. 356 00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:30,660 Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. 357 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:35,280 If you're here from Ming Gardens, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it. 358 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,700 (DOOR BUZZES) 359 00:25:43,550 --> 00:25:45,990 You're not Chinese. 360 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,720 -Matt? -Yeah. 361 00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:54,190 You're tall. You're different. 362 00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:58,230 -Yeah. -You don't know me? 363 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,730 That's weird, because yesterday you were there. 364 00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,270 No, it wasn't yesterday, because I'm not 13. 365 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,570 -Jenna. -Yes! 366 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:08,540 -Jenna Rink. -Yes! Matt, it's me! 367 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:13,660 (CHAIN JANGLING) 368 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:18,850 -Hey. -Oh, Matty! 369 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,850 Come on in. 370 00:26:26,490 --> 00:26:27,830 You still take pictures? 371 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,830 Yeah. You know, it pays the bills. 372 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,160 Hey, Jenna, what are--? Why are you here? 373 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:38,030 Matty, I told you. Something really weird is happening. 374 00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:41,370 Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then... 375 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:44,140 And then today I woke up and I'm this. 376 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:47,180 And you-- I mean, you're that. You get it? 377 00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:52,080 Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Falling into a K-hole? 378 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:57,050 -Are you doing drugs? -No. No. Look... 379 00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:01,590 I was sitting in my closet and I skipped everything. 380 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,890 I mean, it's like a weird dream. I can't remember my life. 381 00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:07,000 You need to help me remember my life. 382 00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:09,400 -Me? I can't do that. -Why not? 383 00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:13,170 I don't know anything about you, all right? 384 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,170 I haven't seen you since high school. 385 00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:20,900 -What? -We're not friends anymore, Jenna. 386 00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:24,790 -Matty, you're my best friend. -No. 387 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,710 Okay. It's cool. 388 00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:32,660 -It's cool. -Is it warm in here? 389 00:27:32,830 --> 00:27:36,560 It's-- Maybe I should open a window. 390 00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:39,890 I need fresh air and a glass of water and a fluffy pillow. 391 00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:43,230 Have a seat. I'll get you some-- You want a glass of water? 392 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,000 -You want ice in that? -I want a fluffy pillow! 393 00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:49,240 A fluffy pillow, coming right up. Sorry. 394 00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:53,710 You all right? 395 00:27:56,020 --> 00:28:00,850 Jenna, I think you should go back to your apartment. I'll help you find it. 396 00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:06,790 We went separate ways. We went to different colleges, different careers. 397 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,060 Well, what about Christmas? Didn't you wanna see me then? 398 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,660 I think I saw you through a frosted window once, six years ago. 399 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,030 -Six years ago? -Yeah. 400 00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:19,300 Wasn't I home last Christmas? 401 00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:22,710 I don't know. Doesn't your crowd do Saint Barts for Christmas? 402 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,680 I don't know. 403 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,070 Is this you? 404 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:31,240 Yeah. This is where I live now. 405 00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:40,590 Okay, so nice seeing you. 406 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,720 Good luck. 407 00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:49,000 -Okay? -Okay. 408 00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:52,110 -Bye. -Bye. 409 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,510 Matt. 410 00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:01,010 Who is Saint Bart? 411 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,220 MATT: The most depressing years of my life. Our high school yearbook. 412 00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:13,830 Matt, was I a Six Chick? 413 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,690 Yeah, you were pretty much their leader. 414 00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:23,060 There's Tom-Tom. I wonder what happened to her. 415 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,070 Last I heard, you were still good friends. I think you even work together. 416 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,080 Lucy. Oh, my God, yes. 417 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:34,340 She's Lucy Wyman now. She looks so different. 418 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,680 Yeah, she's pretty big into the whole plastic surgery movement. 419 00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:41,550 -I was the prom queen. -Yep. 420 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,350 -And I went with Chris Grandy. -Yep. 421 00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:49,720 Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it. I got everything I ever wanted. 422 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,730 -Yeah, Jenna, you got it all. Congratulations. -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 423 00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:58,070 It's your phone. 424 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,980 -Hello? -WOMAN: Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm... 425 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:10,480 your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening. 426 00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:14,280 My-- Yes, my limousine for 8:30. 427 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,920 I will be prepared to take my ride at that time. 428 00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:19,220 Oh, can you tell me where I'm going? 429 00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:23,660 -The Palace, 27 Wall Street. -Thank you. 430 00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:27,320 I'm going to a party in a limo! 431 00:30:28,770 --> 00:30:32,540 Great. Looks like you're back to your old self. I should probably go. 432 00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:36,110 -You don't wanna go to the party? -No, I gotta work. Thanks. 433 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,640 Shoot, I forgot you have a job. 434 00:30:38,810 --> 00:30:41,750 -It's kind of cool we both have jobs. -Totally. 435 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:46,390 Well, if you decide you want to come, it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street. 436 00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:49,890 Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna. Bye-bye. 437 00:30:50,590 --> 00:30:52,180 Matt. 438 00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:57,160 -Yeah. -What if this isn't just a dream? 439 00:30:57,870 --> 00:31:01,030 What if what I wished for actually happened? 440 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:05,840 Then you got everything you ever wanted. You might as well enjoy it. 441 00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:09,110 All right, Jenna. 442 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:16,670 -Matty. -Yeah. 443 00:31:17,490 --> 00:31:20,510 -Arrivederci. -I'll see you. 444 00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:23,210 -Matt. -Yeah. 445 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,920 Au revoir. 446 00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:43,740 (WHITNEY HOUSTON'S "I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY" PLAYING) 447 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:47,740 ♪ Oh ♪ 448 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,690 ♪ Yeah ♪ 449 00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:53,690 ♪ Whoo ♪ 450 00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:57,740 ♪ Yeah ♪ 451 00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:59,690 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 452 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,690 ♪ Yeah ♪ 453 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:05,740 ♪ I wanna dance ♪ 454 00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:12,690 ♪ Clock strikes upon the hour ♪ 455 00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:16,740 ♪ And the sun begins to fade ♪ 456 00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:20,690 ♪ Still enough time To figure out ♪ 457 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:24,740 ♪ How to chase my blues away ♪ 458 00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:28,740 ♪ I need a man Who'll take a chance ♪ 459 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:33,670 ♪ On a love that burns Hot enough to last ♪ 460 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:36,690 ♪ So when the night falls ♪ 461 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:40,690 ♪ My lonely heart calls ♪ 462 00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:43,750 ♪ Oh, I wanna dance With somebody ♪ 463 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:47,700 ♪ I wanna feel the heat With somebody ♪ 464 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:51,700 ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance With somebody ♪ 465 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:55,700 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 466 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,730 ♪ Somebody, ooh, ooh ♪ 467 00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:03,820 -I'm Jenna, by the way. -Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. 468 00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:06,020 How old are you, anyway? 469 00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:08,860 -Thirteen. -Me too. 470 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,290 Used to be. 471 00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:16,200 Why are you talking to me? 472 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:20,700 -Why not? We are neighbors, right? -But you usually ignore me. 473 00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:27,070 -I like your shoes. -Thanks. 474 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,510 I like your dress. 475 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,180 It's because I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out. 476 00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:36,110 -I like your bag. -Thanks. 477 00:33:36,290 --> 00:33:39,160 You should come by sometime. I've got a zillion of them. 478 00:33:39,330 --> 00:33:42,350 -Really? -Yeah, it'd be totally cool. 479 00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:44,730 Hey, Becky? 480 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,200 -Can I ask you something? -Yeah, sure. 481 00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:51,700 Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? Because I totally am. 482 00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:54,500 -I think that's kind of the point. -(LILLIX'S "THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU" PLAYING) 483 00:33:54,524 --> 00:33:55,680 ♪ Hey ♪ 484 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:58,700 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 485 00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,700 ♪ What I like about you ♪ 486 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:05,750 ♪ You hold me tight ♪ 487 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,750 ♪ Tell me I'm the only one ♪ 488 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,750 ♪ Want to come over tonight ♪ 489 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,750 ♪ Yeah ♪ 490 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,750 ♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪ 491 00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:16,750 ♪ Tell me all the things That I want to hear ♪ 492 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,750 ♪ 'Cause it's true ♪ 493 00:34:19,370 --> 00:34:22,700 -Try it. It's soft-shell crab. -♪ That's what I like about you ♪ 494 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:26,660 ♪ What I like about you ♪ 495 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,660 ♪ You really know how to dance ♪ 496 00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:30,710 ♪ When you go up, down Jump around ♪ 497 00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:34,710 ♪ Talk about true romance ♪ 498 00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:36,686 -♪ Yeah ♪ -Thanks. 499 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:38,660 ♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪ 500 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,660 ♪ Tell me all the things That I want to hear ♪ 501 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:42,710 ♪ 'Cause it's true ♪ 502 00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:45,660 ♪ That's what I like About you ♪ 503 00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:48,710 ♪ That's what I like About you ♪ 504 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:51,290 -♪ That's what I like about you ♪ -Hi, Tom-Tom. 505 00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:54,560 Oh, God, no one's called me that since I had my nose job. 506 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:57,670 -You had a nose job? -Yeah, and yours is better. 507 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,100 Anything to drink, ladies? 508 00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:04,180 -An apple martini. -Can I have a lemonade, please? 509 00:35:04,350 --> 00:35:08,440 Oh, wait. Make it a piña colada, not virgin. 510 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:10,810 Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it. 511 00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:12,750 There you two are. 512 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,790 Lucy, very nice. 513 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,980 Sort of a dangerous mermaid look. 514 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,190 And you... Barbie meets Britney. 515 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,520 You look just scrum-didlee-umpcious! 516 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,600 I know. I mean, thank you. 517 00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:28,830 Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right? 518 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,440 -(TECHNO MUSIC THROBBING) -Here you go. 519 00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:39,240 Thank you. 520 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,010 -I'm sorry, it's late. -We're keeping you up, are we? 521 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,650 It's only 11:00. Stay a while. 522 00:35:53,090 --> 00:35:56,260 It's 11:00 on a school night and I'm at a party. It's so cool. 523 00:35:56,430 --> 00:36:00,030 It's 11:00 and people are leaving. This is a disaster. 524 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,670 It is? 525 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,670 Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here? 526 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,240 -Who? -Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. 527 00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:09,930 Twelve o'clock and headed our way. 528 00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:15,520 Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing? 529 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,780 My God, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? 530 00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:21,980 Put some crab in your purse for later. 531 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,820 You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. 532 00:36:25,990 --> 00:36:29,160 Or you could change the name to something more appropriate... 533 00:36:29,330 --> 00:36:33,670 like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic. 534 00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:35,320 You know what? 535 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:40,700 You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all. 536 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,570 Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. 537 00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:46,110 -I care about winning. -This is delicious. 538 00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:50,650 Ladies. 539 00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:59,120 Do I smell? 540 00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:01,260 Do I have bad breath? 541 00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:06,230 -Am I malodorous in any way? -No. 542 00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:10,190 People seem to be running for the exit like someone set off a stink bomb. 543 00:37:10,370 --> 00:37:11,600 I don't smell anything. 544 00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:13,970 I think he means the party is a stinker. 545 00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:18,600 A dud. A flop. A zero on a scale of one to 10. 546 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:21,810 Maybe if somebody played something else. 547 00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,450 -Something with a melody. -Play whatever you want. 548 00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:29,110 All I know is if those people don't start dancing really, really soon... 549 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:33,020 Here's to early retirement. 550 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,730 (TECHNO MUSIC FADES OUT) 551 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,680 ("THRILLER" PLAYING) 552 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,730 (WOLF HOWLING) 553 00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:29,730 ♪ It's close to midnight ♪ 554 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:33,730 ♪ And something evil's Lurking in the dark ♪ 555 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,680 ♪ Under the moonlight ♪ 556 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,680 ♪ You see a sight That almost stops your heart ♪ 557 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,730 ♪ You try to scream ♪ 558 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,680 ♪ But terror takes the sound Before you make it ♪ 559 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,140 Matty! Matty, come here. 560 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,410 -Hey. -Matty, come here. 561 00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,640 Thriller. Matty. 562 00:38:58,810 --> 00:39:01,750 Me? No, no, no, no. Take that thing away. 563 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:04,880 -"Thriller." Come on. -No way. 564 00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:06,990 Come on, man! Go! 565 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,150 Jenna, no way. 566 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,090 Come on, let's go. 567 00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,920 I don't remember those moves. 568 00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:16,720 I haven't done this in 15 years. What are you, crazy? 569 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,680 ♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪ 570 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,680 ♪ Thriller night ♪ 571 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,845 -♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪ -Tear it up, dude! 572 00:39:24,869 --> 00:39:27,690 ♪ Than any ghost Would ever dare to try ♪ 573 00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:28,740 ♪ Thriller ♪ 574 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,740 ♪ Thriller night ♪ 575 00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:32,216 ♪ So let me hold you tight ♪ 576 00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:34,840 -Come on, Matty. -All right, all right. 577 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,959 Okay, here we go. 578 00:39:39,983 --> 00:39:41,690 (CHEERING) 579 00:39:44,690 --> 00:39:46,690 ♪ You hear the door slam ♪ 580 00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:49,740 ♪ And realize There's nowhere left to run ♪ 581 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:55,690 ♪ You feel the cold hand ♪ 582 00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:59,260 -♪ And wonder if you'll ever see the sun ♪ -Go, Arlene! 583 00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:00,740 ♪ You close your eyes ♪ 584 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:03,740 ♪ And hope that this is Just imagination ♪ 585 00:40:04,350 --> 00:40:09,690 -Come on, let's go! Let's go, Jenna! -♪ But all the while ♪ 586 00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:11,740 ♪ You hear the creature Creeping up behind ♪ 587 00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:15,690 ♪ You're out of time ♪ 588 00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:17,690 ♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪ 589 00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:19,690 ♪ Thriller night ♪ 590 00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:20,740 ♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪ 591 00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:23,690 ♪ Than any ghost Would ever dare to try ♪ 592 00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:24,740 ♪ Thriller ♪ 593 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:27,690 ♪ Thriller night ♪ 594 00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:29,740 ♪ So let me hold you tight And share a ♪ 595 00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:33,300 -♪ Killer, diller, chiller ♪ -Go, Richard! 596 00:40:33,324 --> 00:40:35,690 ♪ Thriller here tonight ♪ 597 00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,690 ♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪ 598 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:39,690 ♪ Thriller night ♪ 599 00:40:39,690 --> 00:40:40,740 ♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪ 600 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,690 ♪ Than any ghost Would ever to try ♪ 601 00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:44,690 ♪ Thriller ♪ 602 00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,690 ♪ Whoo ♪ 603 00:40:46,690 --> 00:40:47,690 ♪ Thriller night ♪ 604 00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:49,740 ♪ So let me hold you tight And share a ♪ 605 00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:51,690 ♪ Killer, diller ♪ 606 00:40:52,430 --> 00:40:55,690 -Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go. -What do you--? 607 00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:58,420 -I'm sorry. -Wait. Don't. 608 00:40:58,930 --> 00:40:59,884 Matt. 609 00:40:59,908 --> 00:41:03,212 -♪ Darkness falls across the land ♪ -Groove on, baby! 610 00:41:03,236 --> 00:41:06,750 ♪ The midnight hour Is close at hand ♪ 611 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:10,121 ♪ Creatures crawl In search of blood ♪ 612 00:41:10,145 --> 00:41:13,750 -I adore you! -♪ To terrorize your neighborhood ♪ 613 00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:17,700 ♪ For no mere mortal Can resist ♪ 614 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:21,750 ♪ The evil of the thriller ♪ 615 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,700 (LUCE'S "GOOD DAY" PLAYING) 616 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,750 ♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪ 617 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,526 Miss, wait! Miss, wait! 618 00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:39,750 -♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪ -Your credit card. Your credit card! 619 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:43,700 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 620 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,750 ♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪ 621 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,700 ♪ I'm looking forward To tomorrow ♪ 622 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,750 ♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪ 623 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,700 ♪ Yeah, we'll have a good day ♪ 624 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,750 ♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪ 625 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:12,750 ♪ I'm looking forward To tomorrow ♪ 626 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,750 ♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪ 627 00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,700 ♪ Yeah, we'll have a good day ♪ 628 00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:22,650 -Thank you. -To being 30. 629 00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:25,720 -I've decided it's gonna be awesome. -Of course it is. 630 00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:29,290 You're thin, you're hot, you can get any guy you want, "biatch." 631 00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:33,290 Not to mention, biatch, the hottest magazine editor in the world. 632 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:35,120 Second hottest. 633 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,390 -Tied for first? -Deal. 634 00:42:38,670 --> 00:42:41,000 And speaking of hot... 635 00:42:41,170 --> 00:42:45,230 Mr. Hotty behind you is totally scamming on you right now. 636 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,610 He is not. He's totally cute. 637 00:42:58,790 --> 00:43:01,550 -Should I go talk to him? -You're not married. 638 00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,290 Good. 639 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,560 Hi. 640 00:43:20,610 --> 00:43:22,910 Could I borrow your ketchup? 641 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,740 Sure. 642 00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:29,920 I actually came over here... 643 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,310 because I think you're really cute. 644 00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:38,080 -So do you wanna go out sometime? -Yeah. Can you drive? 645 00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:42,220 Time to go. What, do you wanna go to jail? I meant that guy. 646 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,160 The man? Oh, gross. 647 00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:48,100 No more daiquiris for you tonight. 648 00:43:48,270 --> 00:43:51,100 You can never find a taxi in this neighborhood. 649 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:53,930 Oh, my God. It's the naked man. 650 00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:56,580 -Hey, beautiful. -He thinks I'm beautiful? 651 00:43:56,740 --> 00:44:01,150 -Well, he should. He's your boyfriend. -My boyfriend? 652 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,580 Why is that lady asking for my boyfriend's autograph? 653 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,020 Thank you so much. 654 00:44:07,190 --> 00:44:09,210 He may not be the best New York Ranger... 655 00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:11,520 but he's the Ranger with the best ass. 656 00:44:11,710 --> 00:44:13,406 (GIGGLES LIGHTLY) 657 00:44:13,430 --> 00:44:14,690 Jenna? 658 00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:17,700 -Oh, my God. Matt. Hi! -Hey. 659 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,560 How are you? 660 00:44:21,170 --> 00:44:23,900 I'm sorry about the other night. 661 00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:27,530 -Beaver, is that you? -Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you? 662 00:44:27,710 --> 00:44:29,840 You lost all your baby fat. 663 00:44:30,010 --> 00:44:33,810 -How does the Beave stay warm? -Yeah, it's good to see you again too. 664 00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,680 I almost didn't recognize you. Did you get a nose job? 665 00:44:36,850 --> 00:44:39,250 I can't believe you're here. What're you doing? 666 00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:43,750 I'm-- I'm actually-- I'm doing some shopping with my... 667 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,150 Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancée. 668 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:50,160 -I'm Jenna. -Matt told me about... 669 00:44:50,330 --> 00:44:53,990 his blast from the past. It was really sweet of you to stop by. 670 00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:57,370 Matty's the sweet one. I don't know what I'd have done without him. 671 00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:00,340 -I'm sure you'll be fine. -Are you a photographer too? 672 00:45:00,510 --> 00:45:03,310 I see you guys have spent so much time talking about me. 673 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,840 -Wendy's an anchorwoman. -Anchorperson. 674 00:45:06,010 --> 00:45:08,810 I do the weather for WWEN in Chicago. 675 00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:12,850 Matt and I were just talking about him finally joining me in the Windy City. 676 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:17,690 -You're moving to Chicago? -We were just discu-- 677 00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:20,190 We haven't really-- Is that Alex Carlson? 678 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,190 Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late. 679 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,690 Well, hi. 680 00:45:25,630 --> 00:45:27,360 -Hey. Who are you folks? -Hey. 681 00:45:27,530 --> 00:45:31,030 I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt and this is his friend, Wendy. 682 00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:37,300 -Fiancée. -Right. So weird. And this is... 683 00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:41,870 You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you. You're a great hockey player. 684 00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:43,540 -I'm a big fan. -Thank you. 685 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:48,210 You want me to sign your shirt or your forehead? Now, I don't do butts. 686 00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:50,720 I'm just joshing you. Sorry. 687 00:45:50,890 --> 00:45:54,950 I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on account of I'm in such a good mood. 688 00:45:57,830 --> 00:46:00,930 Okay, well, we should probably get going. 689 00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:03,590 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to see you folks. 690 00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:06,900 Nice to see you folks. Bye. 691 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,080 You mind if I steal her from you for the night? 692 00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:16,350 Nope. I actually had my eye on something better inside... 693 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,980 so I'll see you guys later. Have a good night. 694 00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:22,656 Excuse me one second. Lucy? 695 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,680 (WOMEN CLAMORING) 696 00:46:24,860 --> 00:46:27,290 Should I go to his place alone? 697 00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:31,730 Yeah. Why not? Go play. You deserve it. 698 00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:34,730 Play. You mean like games and stuff? 699 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:41,310 Yeah, games. All kinds of games. 700 00:46:53,690 --> 00:46:56,050 I couldn't wait to see you tonight. 701 00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,260 You wanna play a game? 702 00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:02,450 -Do you have Battleship? -Yeah, I have Battleship. 703 00:47:02,630 --> 00:47:05,530 I'll show you my destroyer. 704 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:09,570 -I call the red board. -Well, I call the blue board. 705 00:47:16,730 --> 00:47:19,880 -(GIGGLING) -What? 706 00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:21,730 (LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY) 707 00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:27,380 Okay. I know. I forgot. 708 00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:32,150 I owe you one raunchy striptease. 709 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,730 -(VANILLA ICE'S "ICE ICE BABY" PLAYING) -♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪ 710 00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:37,680 ♪ Vanilla ♪ 711 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,730 ♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪ 712 00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,680 ♪ Vanilla ♪ 713 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,730 ♪ Now that the party is jumping ♪ 714 00:47:42,970 --> 00:47:44,159 -(WHISPERING) Oh, God. -♪ With the bass kicked in ♪ 715 00:47:44,183 --> 00:47:46,240 -♪ The Vegas are pumping ♪ -Oh, gross. 716 00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:48,740 ♪ I'm cooking MCs Like a pound of bacon ♪ 717 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:51,690 ♪ Burning them If they ain't quick and nimble ♪ 718 00:47:51,690 --> 00:47:53,690 ♪ I go crazy When I hear a cymbal ♪ 719 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:59,350 Who's got the moves on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby? 720 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:03,850 Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see that thing again. Put it away. 721 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,032 Put it away! 722 00:48:05,890 --> 00:48:07,010 God. 723 00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:10,690 ♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪ 724 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:11,740 ♪ Vanilla ♪ 725 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,630 We can play Monopoly! We can play Parcheesi! 726 00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:21,370 JENNA: He didn't have Battleship. He didn't have any games. 727 00:48:21,540 --> 00:48:23,070 Boys are so stupid. 728 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,940 Becky, it's even worse than you think. 729 00:48:26,110 --> 00:48:28,740 How come the ones that you like never like you? 730 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,180 Well, you have to fight for what you want. Rule number one: 731 00:48:33,350 --> 00:48:35,620 Love is a battlefield. 732 00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:39,920 That's deep. Really deep. 733 00:48:40,090 --> 00:48:43,860 -Good luck with fractions. -Have fun at work. 734 00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:47,620 -(ENGINE TURNS OVER) -To the office, Tom. 735 00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:53,300 Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm. 736 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:57,870 -I didn't know there were 57. -"Touch-her-there underwear." 737 00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,240 No. 738 00:49:00,410 --> 00:49:02,820 He loves you, but... 739 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:05,380 -"He loves your butt." -Yes. 740 00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:08,280 -"He lies, he cheats..." -So typical. 741 00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:11,390 "What are you doing wrong?" 742 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,800 There's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna come out with it. 743 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,630 The circs are in. Our numbers are dismal. 744 00:49:25,810 --> 00:49:31,180 We're below 600,000 total circulation. Sparkle is closing in on a million. 745 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:37,440 I've come off the phone with corporate and they have dropped the R word. 746 00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:39,750 WOMAN: Redesign? 747 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,790 Redesign Poise? 748 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,550 Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come up with... 749 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,920 and we have to redesign? That's bullshit. 750 00:49:47,090 --> 00:49:53,030 Well, either we redesign and bring up our numbers or they pull the plug. 751 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,570 Richard, redesign is a death sentence. 752 00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:59,540 No, it's not. It's a chance to have some fun. 753 00:50:00,070 --> 00:50:04,870 Let Sparkle have all our secondhand, stale, grody ideas. 754 00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:07,780 We'll open up the F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B. 755 00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:11,040 It's time for us to prove we have some poise left. 756 00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:16,210 Well, I shall be leaving it to my dynamic duo... 757 00:50:16,390 --> 00:50:18,880 to come up with something utterly fabulous. 758 00:50:20,590 --> 00:50:25,330 RICHARD: We have two weeks, four hours and 30 minutes. 759 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,090 -I have your urgent messages. -Let's hear them. 760 00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:31,571 Well, okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 761 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,340 Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you: 762 00:50:34,510 --> 00:50:38,380 "I can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch. 763 00:50:38,550 --> 00:50:40,810 "That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. 764 00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:43,310 "I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits." 765 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,480 Oh, my God, that was so mean. 766 00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:50,890 Miss Lewis called. She said, "I hope you choke on your own bile... 767 00:50:51,060 --> 00:50:55,020 "you pretentious, conniving snake." 768 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,670 Maybe I should read them myself. 769 00:50:56,694 --> 00:50:59,247 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -Good. Oh, great. 770 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:07,270 -Miss Rink's line. -MAN: Put that little bitch on the phone now. 771 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,240 Please don't take that tone. I'm just her assistant. 772 00:51:10,410 --> 00:51:11,640 Tell her to call Todd. 773 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:18,110 "Sweet bottom, you seem uptight. Let me come over and give you my..." 774 00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:25,710 (RINGING) 775 00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:29,090 -Yes. -Alex is on line one, Miss Rink. 776 00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:33,100 Oh, gag me. Can you please tell him I'm busy? 777 00:51:33,270 --> 00:51:37,000 Okay, but he wants to know what time would be good for dinner. 778 00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:40,570 How about in 10 zillion years? Ask him how that works. 779 00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:44,010 -Okay, I'll ask. -Okay. 780 00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:47,710 (RINGING) 781 00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:50,340 -Yeah? -I'm sorry to bother you again. 782 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,820 -Pete Hansen is here to see you. -Who? 783 00:51:52,990 --> 00:51:56,290 Tracy from the art department's husband. 784 00:51:56,890 --> 00:51:59,220 Oh, okay. Sure. 785 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,372 I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch, thought I'd say hello. 786 00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:14,710 (SCOFFS QUIETLY) 787 00:52:16,910 --> 00:52:20,180 You brought Tracy her lunch? That's so sw-- 788 00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:25,520 What are you doing? 789 00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:27,450 What's wrong, pooky? 790 00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:29,320 Pooky? 791 00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:33,020 Pukey. You're married, and to a girl I work with. 792 00:52:33,190 --> 00:52:37,060 Well, that didn't stop us from rattling some desk drawers loose last week. 793 00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:40,568 So come on. Lie down and take a memo. 794 00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:41,710 (PETE GROANS) 795 00:52:41,710 --> 00:52:43,660 (THUMP) 796 00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:54,170 LUCY: Now, listen, hire the best photographer, and I don't want Jenna to find out. 797 00:52:54,350 --> 00:52:56,340 -No. Roger that. -Okay? 798 00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,480 God, what is up with her lately, anyway? I mean, she seems so lost. 799 00:53:00,650 --> 00:53:04,110 I have no idea. I'm getting so sick of having her around... 800 00:53:04,290 --> 00:53:06,590 with this crazy new act she has going on. 801 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,820 You know how she stole Charlotte's idea and then fired her? 802 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,290 I say we go ahead with our own presentation... 803 00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:14,260 and let her fall on her ass. 804 00:53:14,430 --> 00:53:16,630 Oh, God, yeah. 805 00:53:47,970 --> 00:53:50,530 Okay, you're not Cajun. 806 00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:55,600 -Wanna go for a walk? -Sure. 807 00:54:03,050 --> 00:54:05,310 I still can't believe you're getting married. 808 00:54:05,490 --> 00:54:08,280 In two weeks. 809 00:54:10,890 --> 00:54:13,830 Is she your soul mate, Wendy? 810 00:54:14,790 --> 00:54:19,930 My soul mate? I don't know if I believe in those. I think that's kind of naive. 811 00:54:20,470 --> 00:54:24,530 But you get goose bumps when you're around her... 812 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,730 and butterflies? 813 00:54:26,910 --> 00:54:32,000 No, I haven't gotten crazy like that about a girl since high school. 814 00:54:32,610 --> 00:54:34,600 Matty. 815 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:39,710 What--? What happened to us? 816 00:54:39,890 --> 00:54:42,360 I mean, how come we never stayed friends? 817 00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:46,560 I don't know. I forget. 818 00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:49,130 No, what happened? 819 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:54,060 I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party... 820 00:54:54,230 --> 00:54:56,860 when you were playing that game. Spin the Rapist? 821 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,160 Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. 822 00:54:59,340 --> 00:55:01,670 And that is the last thing I remember. 823 00:55:02,710 --> 00:55:05,370 We don't have to get into this. It's a long time ago. 824 00:55:05,550 --> 00:55:08,520 -It really doesn't matter anymore. -It matters to me. 825 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,650 Just tell me. 826 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,480 You came out of the closet... 827 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,990 and I started to sing my birthday song to you. 828 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,190 And then you picked up and threw at me... 829 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,390 with impressive force, I might add... 830 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,000 the dream house that I spent three weeks building for you. 831 00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:31,330 And then you just stopped being my friend... 832 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:35,410 and you never spoke to me again after that, ever. 833 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,070 I'm so sorry. 834 00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:44,670 Forget it, Jenna. It was a long time ago. It doesn't matter. 835 00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:48,380 Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. 836 00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:52,080 Do you know what kind of person I am now? 837 00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:55,190 Do you know who I am right now? I... 838 00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,200 I don't have any real friends. I... 839 00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:03,300 I did something bad with a married guy. 840 00:56:03,470 --> 00:56:06,400 I don't talk to my mom and dad. 841 00:56:07,210 --> 00:56:10,200 I'm not a nice person. And the thing is... 842 00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,940 I'm not 13 anymore. 843 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,350 Jenna. 844 00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:25,690 (BILLY JOEL'S "VIENNA" PLAYING) 845 00:56:36,870 --> 00:56:38,074 Behind you. 846 00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:40,740 ♪ Slow down, you crazy child ♪ 847 00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:44,740 ♪ You're so ambitious For a juvenile ♪ 848 00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:46,740 ♪ But then, if you're so smart ♪ 849 00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:50,690 ♪ Tell me Why are you still so afraid? ♪ 850 00:56:50,690 --> 00:56:52,740 ♪ Mmm ♪ 851 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:55,740 ♪ Where's the fire? What's the hurry about? ♪ 852 00:56:55,740 --> 00:57:00,690 ♪ You'd better cool it off Before you burn it out ♪ 853 00:57:00,690 --> 00:57:02,690 ♪ You got so much to do ♪ 854 00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:05,740 ♪ And only so many hours In a day ♪ 855 00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:07,740 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 856 00:57:07,740 --> 00:57:10,740 ♪ But you know That when the truth is told ♪ 857 00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:12,740 ♪ That you can Get what you want ♪ 858 00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:14,740 ♪ Or you can just get old ♪ 859 00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:17,690 ♪ You're gonna kick off ♪ 860 00:57:17,690 --> 00:57:20,690 ♪ Before you even get Halfway through ♪ 861 00:57:20,690 --> 00:57:22,740 ♪ Ooh ♪ 862 00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,690 ♪ When will you realize ♪ 863 00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:28,690 ♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪ 864 00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:34,690 ♪ Slow down, you're doing fine ♪ 865 00:57:34,690 --> 00:57:36,740 ♪ You can't be Everything you want to be ♪ 866 00:57:36,740 --> 00:57:38,690 ♪ Before your time ♪ 867 00:57:38,690 --> 00:57:43,690 ♪ Although it's so romantic On the borderline tonight ♪ 868 00:57:43,690 --> 00:57:46,700 ♪ Tonight ♪ 869 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:49,700 ♪ Too bad But it's the life you lead ♪ 870 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:52,700 ♪ You're so ahead of yourself ♪ 871 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:53,750 ♪ That you forgot What you need ♪ 872 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,750 ♪ Though you can see When you're wrong ♪ 873 00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:58,750 ♪ You know you can't always see When you're right ♪ 874 00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:01,750 ♪ You're right ♪ 875 00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:04,750 ♪ You've got your passion You've got your pride ♪ 876 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:10,700 ♪ But don't you know That only fools are satisfied? ♪ 877 00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:14,694 -Oh, it's good to be home. -(THUMPING) 878 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,750 ♪ When will you realize ♪ 879 00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:23,750 ♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪ 880 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,280 -Daddy. -Jenna? 881 00:58:26,450 --> 00:58:28,880 What in the world? 882 00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:31,810 -Sweetheart. -I missed you guys so much. 883 00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:34,390 Are you all right? 884 00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:43,700 ♪ Slow down, you crazy child ♪ 885 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:45,700 ♪ And take the phone Off the hook ♪ 886 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,700 ♪ And disappear for a while ♪ 887 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:49,750 ♪ It's all right ♪ 888 00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:53,700 ♪ You can afford to lose A day or two ♪ 889 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:54,730 ♪ Ooh ♪ 890 00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:57,750 ♪ When will you realize ♪ 891 00:58:57,750 --> 00:59:00,700 ♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪ 892 00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:06,750 ♪ And you know That when the truth is told ♪ 893 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:08,700 ♪ That you can Get what you want ♪ 894 00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:10,750 ♪ Or you can just get old ♪ 895 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:12,700 ♪ You're gonna kick off ♪ 896 00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:15,750 ♪ Before you even get Halfway through ♪ 897 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,750 ♪ Ooh ♪ 898 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,750 ♪ Why don't you realize ♪ 899 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:26,660 ♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪ 900 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,550 Mom. 901 00:59:41,190 --> 00:59:44,160 Do you ever wish you could go back... 902 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,950 like to another time? 903 00:59:46,130 --> 00:59:49,530 I wouldn't mind giving back some of these wrinkles. 904 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,460 Okay. 905 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:58,570 If you were given one do-over, anything in your life, what would it be? 906 01:00:04,740 --> 01:00:06,510 Nothing. 907 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,710 -Really? -Really. 908 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,370 But did you ever make a big mistake? 909 01:00:12,550 --> 01:00:16,050 Or a huge one that could change your life? What about that? 910 01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:18,950 Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes... 911 01:00:19,130 --> 01:00:21,650 but I don't regret making any of them. 912 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,760 How come? 913 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,590 Because if I hadn't have made them... 914 01:00:26,770 --> 01:00:29,700 I wouldn't have learned how to make things right. 915 01:00:38,210 --> 01:00:41,010 I'm sorry I missed last Christmas. 916 01:01:21,950 --> 01:01:24,450 Carrie, I'm heading out, okay? 917 01:01:27,190 --> 01:01:29,090 I'm so exhausted. 918 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,090 -Jenna's working late. -She has been. 919 01:01:41,870 --> 01:01:43,870 -Hey. -Hey. 920 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,710 I was gonna stop by your office. I tried to call you a bunch of times. 921 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,840 -I didn't get any messages. -I was in a hurry. 922 01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:54,280 But I did try to reach you. 923 01:01:54,450 --> 01:01:58,750 I actually wanted to talk to you about this whole redesign thing. 924 01:01:58,930 --> 01:02:02,360 I hope you don't mind, but I've been working on something on my own. 925 01:02:02,530 --> 01:02:05,330 It's really last-minute. 926 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:09,200 -I hope you don't mind. -No, of course not... 927 01:02:09,370 --> 01:02:11,840 because I'm doing the same thing. 928 01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,380 -Hey, Jenna. -Hey. 929 01:02:27,550 --> 01:02:30,420 Someone's got a big photo shoot going on. 930 01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:32,290 -Yeah. -What's happening? 931 01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:35,390 -Did you bring them? -Oh, yeah, I got a few. 932 01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:38,060 -What are you doing? -I'm hiring you. 933 01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:41,430 Actually, Poise is hiring you for the week. 934 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,870 Here. 935 01:02:50,710 --> 01:02:53,300 This is the first half. The rest when we finish. 936 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,850 I could really use this, but you don't need to do me any favors. 937 01:02:57,020 --> 01:03:00,110 I'm asking you to do me a favor. I love your work. 938 01:03:01,150 --> 01:03:02,920 I hope you'll do this with me. 939 01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:10,520 You know, I've seen your magazine. My stuff is not your style at all. 940 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,820 Exactly. 941 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,300 Who gets Francis? 942 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,319 There we go. Okay, let's do it. 943 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,400 -(SCATTERED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) -Up, up! 944 01:03:24,580 --> 01:03:27,270 -JENNA: Okay, everybody. -Okay, everybody, climb up there. 945 01:03:27,450 --> 01:03:29,180 Lots of energy. 946 01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:32,780 -All right. Nice. You're the real deal. -Keep up the flag. 947 01:03:32,950 --> 01:03:37,080 All right. Jenna, this is your class of 2004. 948 01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:39,730 -All right, guys. Ready? -(WIND MACHINE BLOWING) 949 01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,730 (LIZ PHAIR'S WHY CAN'T I PLAYING) 950 01:03:49,970 --> 01:03:52,149 Very good. Very good. 951 01:03:52,173 --> 01:03:54,730 ♪ Get a load of me Get a load of you ♪ 952 01:03:54,730 --> 01:03:58,730 ♪ Walking down the street And I hardly know you ♪ 953 01:03:58,730 --> 01:04:02,730 ♪ It's just like we were Meant to be ♪ 954 01:04:02,730 --> 01:04:06,680 ♪ Holding hands with you And we're out at night ♪ 955 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,680 ♪ Got a girlfriend You say it isn't right ♪ 956 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,730 ♪ Isn't right ♪ 957 01:04:11,730 --> 01:04:14,730 ♪ And I've got Someone waiting too ♪ 958 01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:17,730 ♪ But this is Just the beginning ♪ 959 01:04:17,730 --> 01:04:21,680 ♪ We're already wet And we're gonna go swimming ♪ 960 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:26,740 ♪ Why can't I breathe Whenever I think about you? ♪ 961 01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:33,690 ♪ Why can't I speak Whenever I talk about you? ♪ 962 01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:34,740 ♪ It's inevitable ♪ 963 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:37,740 ♪ It's a fact that we're Gonna get down to it ♪ 964 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:39,690 ♪ So tell me ♪ 965 01:04:39,690 --> 01:04:44,690 ♪ Why can't I breathe Whenever I think about you? ♪ 966 01:04:44,690 --> 01:04:51,690 ♪ Why can't I speak Whenever I talk about you? ♪ 967 01:04:51,690 --> 01:04:56,740 ♪ Why can't I breathe Whenever I think about you? ♪ 968 01:04:56,740 --> 01:05:03,690 ♪ Why can't I speak Whenever I think about you? ♪ 969 01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:07,690 ♪ Whenever I think about you ♪ 970 01:05:07,690 --> 01:05:09,690 (CHEERING) 971 01:05:09,690 --> 01:05:12,740 ♪ Whenever I think about you ♪ 972 01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:23,190 -They're beautiful. -Yeah, they came out okay, huh? 973 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,730 -I think so. -Yeah. 974 01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:27,530 -Do you? -I do, yeah. 975 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,770 Yeah, it's getting late. I should get home. 976 01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:41,040 It's getting pretty late here. 977 01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:44,210 You know what I wish I had right now? 978 01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,150 No, what? 979 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,410 Razzles. 980 01:05:48,590 --> 01:05:50,610 Razzles? 981 01:05:50,790 --> 01:05:54,190 I haven't had Razzles... 982 01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:57,060 -in 15 years. -Remember... 983 01:05:57,230 --> 01:05:59,990 -they're both a candy and a gum. -That's incredible. 984 01:06:00,170 --> 01:06:03,430 I can't believe they had them. Okay, don't waste a minute. 985 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,570 It's been a long time. Careful. 986 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,700 Yeah. 987 01:06:10,670 --> 01:06:11,720 (CHUCKLES) 988 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,910 What are you laughing at? 989 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,640 I don't know. 990 01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:19,840 Life. Timing. Being here with you, eating Razzles. 991 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,460 I've had a really great time working with you this week. 992 01:06:27,630 --> 01:06:28,920 -Me too. -And everything. 993 01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:30,720 Yeah. 994 01:06:32,930 --> 01:06:34,490 Hey, Matty. 995 01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:37,900 Tell me something. 996 01:06:38,070 --> 01:06:40,160 What color is my tongue? 997 01:06:40,340 --> 01:06:42,600 -What? -What color is my tongue? 998 01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:44,740 It's red. I don't know. Red. 999 01:06:44,910 --> 01:06:47,070 Red red? Or tongue red? 1000 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,480 Razzle red. 1001 01:06:49,650 --> 01:06:51,140 -Show me yours. -What? 1002 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,180 -Your tongue. I showed you mine. -I'm not showing you. 1003 01:06:54,350 --> 01:06:56,380 Show me your tongue. I showed you mine. 1004 01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,720 -I didn't ask to see yours. -Matty, I need to see your tongue. 1005 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,190 Razzle red. 1006 01:07:07,830 --> 01:07:09,770 You wanna know a secret? 1007 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,870 Yeah. 1008 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,370 You're the sweetest guy I've ever known. 1009 01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:22,510 I bet I can still beat you off the jump. 1010 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,840 Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink. 1011 01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:31,180 -An Orange Julius. -Upping the stakes. 1012 01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,420 And dinner Friday night at 8:00... 1013 01:07:34,590 --> 01:07:37,060 at the 24th Street Diner... 1014 01:07:37,230 --> 01:07:39,355 to celebrate our redesign being chosen. 1015 01:07:39,970 --> 01:07:43,191 -Deal. One. -(LAUGHING) 1016 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,260 -Two. -Two. 1017 01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:49,000 -Three! -Three! 1018 01:07:52,140 --> 01:07:53,540 Are you okay? 1019 01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,840 I should've tucked and rolled. 1020 01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:57,640 I'm getting old. 1021 01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:59,810 No, you're not, because that means I am. 1022 01:07:59,990 --> 01:08:01,420 Well? 1023 01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:08,960 -Hey. -Yeah? 1024 01:08:09,130 --> 01:08:11,100 You got arm hair. 1025 01:08:12,730 --> 01:08:15,330 It's never quite got that reaction before. 1026 01:08:48,970 --> 01:08:51,060 JENNA: It was like it wasn't even me. 1027 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,200 Like I had just... 1028 01:08:53,370 --> 01:08:56,710 watched us down below, kissing. 1029 01:08:58,180 --> 01:09:00,940 Then I just floated home on a cloud. 1030 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:05,720 That is so romantic. 1031 01:09:09,150 --> 01:09:11,280 -Look. -You've got goose bumps. 1032 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:14,090 I totally know. They won't go away. 1033 01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,490 Do you love him? 1034 01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:18,530 Duh. 1035 01:09:19,230 --> 01:09:20,960 When will you see him again? 1036 01:09:21,130 --> 01:09:23,690 I don't know, actually. I don't know if I can. 1037 01:09:23,870 --> 01:09:27,200 -What? Why? -It's complicated. 1038 01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:29,500 It's a grownup thing. 1039 01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:33,770 Well, at least you have someone to dream about. 1040 01:09:33,950 --> 01:09:36,880 Guys don't wanna jump your bones when you're a metal-mouth. 1041 01:09:37,050 --> 01:09:40,140 What is that attitude? We are young. 1042 01:09:41,150 --> 01:09:45,020 Heartache to heartache, we stand. 1043 01:09:45,190 --> 01:09:48,650 Love is a battlefield. 1044 01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:51,690 ALL: Wow. 1045 01:09:51,690 --> 01:09:53,740 (PAT BENATAR'S LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD PLAYING) 1046 01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:55,740 ♪ We are young ♪ 1047 01:09:55,740 --> 01:10:01,690 ♪ Heartache to heartache We stand ♪ 1048 01:10:01,690 --> 01:10:02,690 ♪ No promises ♪ 1049 01:10:02,690 --> 01:10:06,690 ♪ No demands ♪ 1050 01:10:06,690 --> 01:10:08,740 ♪ Love is a battlefield ♪ 1051 01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:17,690 ♪ We are strong ♪ 1052 01:10:17,690 --> 01:10:21,690 ♪ No one can tell us We're wrong ♪ 1053 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,630 But I like it like this, with freckle girl and the dog. 1054 01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:28,420 -These photos are unbelievable, Jen. -Okay, here's the dog. 1055 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,330 -Francis is the dog's name. -Okay. What do you think? 1056 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:35,940 Well, I think I'm gonna start reading Poise for the first time in my life. 1057 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,220 MATT: Nah, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn. 1058 01:10:55,660 --> 01:11:00,120 That'll work? All right, I'll see you then. Bye-bye. 1059 01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:08,000 Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you-- 1060 01:11:08,170 --> 01:11:10,940 Wendy. I thought you were flying in tomorrow. 1061 01:11:11,110 --> 01:11:13,700 What, are you expecting someone else? 1062 01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:15,740 No. Hi. 1063 01:11:15,910 --> 01:11:17,850 I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry? 1064 01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:21,420 Yeah, yeah. What a surprise. 1065 01:11:21,590 --> 01:11:23,150 Okay, where do you...? 1066 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,650 -How was your flight? -It was good. 1067 01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:28,690 WENDY: You can take pictures of vitamin bottles anywhere. 1068 01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:32,060 And I was just thinking that we should try to resolve this now. 1069 01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:37,190 Instead of being a commuter couple during our first year of marriage. 1070 01:11:38,870 --> 01:11:40,570 What? 1071 01:11:40,740 --> 01:11:42,710 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1072 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,440 Could you...? I missed that. 1073 01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:48,810 -Arlene, do you have any more--? -Jenna. 1074 01:11:49,410 --> 01:11:52,280 My balls, excuse my French, are in an iron vice. 1075 01:11:52,450 --> 01:11:56,220 Corporate are twisting like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids. 1076 01:11:56,390 --> 01:11:59,720 Now Lucy's presenting her own redesign. Tell me what's going on. 1077 01:11:59,890 --> 01:12:02,290 What is going on is you will have more choices. 1078 01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:06,360 All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious to know what you're working on. 1079 01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,560 -Thank you. -I'm not complimenting you... 1080 01:12:08,730 --> 01:12:10,290 I'm trying to pressure you. 1081 01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:13,230 How long until your balls get totally squished? 1082 01:12:13,410 --> 01:12:16,240 Hopefully never. I'm really rather attached to my balls. 1083 01:12:16,410 --> 01:12:17,967 Can they hang in there till 5? 1084 01:12:17,991 --> 01:12:18,700 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1085 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,580 Jenna, you are not yourself at the moment. 1086 01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:26,080 Since when do you keep me out of the loop? I'm really freaking out here. 1087 01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:29,120 -The rest of the prints are ready. -Goody. Hang in there. 1088 01:12:29,290 --> 01:12:31,220 Does nobody listen to a word I say? 1089 01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:33,830 Arlene, aren't you coming? 1090 01:12:33,990 --> 01:12:37,390 Oh, you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye. 1091 01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:40,090 Oh, no, excuse me. Go ahead. 1092 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,970 You know, what am I? I'm just the... 1093 01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:46,940 editor in chief. Whatever. 1094 01:12:47,110 --> 01:12:51,410 We've gotta go to 23rd, please, between 5th and 6th. 1095 01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:55,070 -It's 29 West 23rd. -You got it, lady. 1096 01:12:55,250 --> 01:13:00,650 LUCY: The new and improved Poise will explore the last frontier. 1097 01:13:00,820 --> 01:13:03,410 It will go heroin chic one better. 1098 01:13:03,590 --> 01:13:05,180 It will OD. 1099 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,160 It will kill. 1100 01:13:08,330 --> 01:13:11,490 Cause of death? Chicness. 1101 01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:17,000 The new Poise will go farther than any fashion magazine ever before. 1102 01:13:17,170 --> 01:13:20,300 It will be deadly serious. 1103 01:13:20,470 --> 01:13:23,000 Fashion suicide. 1104 01:13:26,710 --> 01:13:28,770 So, what do you think? 1105 01:13:32,660 --> 01:13:33,710 (MURMURING) 1106 01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:35,710 WOMAN: She's crazy. 1107 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,650 Thank you, sir. 1108 01:13:40,830 --> 01:13:43,590 -How much time do we have? -We have two minutes. Hurry. 1109 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,000 Jeez. Such a bitch. 1110 01:14:01,510 --> 01:14:03,500 I know this is different. 1111 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,280 I mean, from anything we've ever done. 1112 01:14:06,450 --> 01:14:11,120 And I know you might hate it and think I'm completely crazy. 1113 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,860 But I won't care, even if I get fired. 1114 01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:19,830 And I don't mean that disrespectfully, it's just that I've realized something. 1115 01:14:22,030 --> 01:14:24,200 Who are these women? 1116 01:14:24,370 --> 01:14:26,060 Does anyone know? 1117 01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,800 I don't recognize any of them. 1118 01:14:33,710 --> 01:14:35,770 I wanna see... 1119 01:14:35,950 --> 01:14:39,080 my best friend's big sister... 1120 01:14:40,990 --> 01:14:43,650 and the girls from the soccer team. 1121 01:14:44,190 --> 01:14:46,390 My next-door neighbor. 1122 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:49,890 Real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. 1123 01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,500 These are the women to look up to. 1124 01:14:57,370 --> 01:15:00,530 Let's put life back into the magazine. 1125 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:05,340 And fun and laughter and silliness. 1126 01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:11,520 I think we all-- I think all of us wanna feel something... 1127 01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:15,920 that we've forgotten or turned our backs on. 1128 01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:21,090 Because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind. 1129 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,860 We need to remember what used to be good. 1130 01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:39,880 If we don't... 1131 01:15:40,050 --> 01:15:44,000 we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes. 1132 01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:49,280 I just... 1133 01:15:52,490 --> 01:15:54,960 Bravo! 1134 01:15:59,130 --> 01:16:01,600 Brilliant. 1135 01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:08,060 We will present this to corporate first thing tomorrow morning. 1136 01:16:12,710 --> 01:16:16,440 -So who's this mystery photographer? -Matt Flamhaff. 1137 01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:18,550 Is he Arthur or Martha? 1138 01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,380 Matt. He's Matt. 1139 01:16:20,550 --> 01:16:24,080 No, no. Is he gay? 1140 01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:26,620 Are you gay? 1141 01:17:36,930 --> 01:17:38,900 -City and listing? -Manhattan. 1142 01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:41,267 Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue. 1143 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,340 (RINGING) 1144 01:17:43,364 --> 01:17:45,730 -RECEPTIONIST: Sparkle Magazine. -Trish Sackett, please. 1145 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:03,180 Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, but I really have to talk to you-- 1146 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,880 Hey, Beaver. 1147 01:18:06,060 --> 01:18:08,720 I mean Matt. I'm sorry. 1148 01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:10,420 Old habits die hard, you know. 1149 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,860 Fine. Is Jenna around? 1150 01:18:12,030 --> 01:18:15,400 Are you here about your photos? 1151 01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:18,830 No, actually, I'm not. 1152 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,060 I guess I should just tell you... 1153 01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:24,500 that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction... 1154 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,870 with a more established photographer. 1155 01:18:29,050 --> 01:18:34,750 She's gonna use the guy who shoots the official photos of her sweetie pie. 1156 01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:38,580 So don't take it personally, because there's just a little bias. 1157 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,280 I'm sorry to be so honest with you, because... 1158 01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:45,120 I think your pictures are really cute. 1159 01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:47,060 It was nice talking to you. 1160 01:18:47,230 --> 01:18:50,960 Hey, Matt. While I've got you here, do you wanna sign a general release? 1161 01:18:51,140 --> 01:18:53,430 Maybe we can use your pictures in a catalog. 1162 01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:55,400 Fine. 1163 01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:58,870 Hi. 1164 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:02,170 -Jenny, right? -Jenna. 1165 01:20:03,210 --> 01:20:04,440 I was looking for Matt. 1166 01:20:04,610 --> 01:20:07,980 I wanted to tell him some really great news about his photographs. 1167 01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:09,380 Everybody loved them. 1168 01:20:09,550 --> 01:20:13,250 That's great. I'll tell him when he gets back. He's out getting his tux. 1169 01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:16,250 -His tux? -I know. Men. 1170 01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:18,150 Everything's the last minute. 1171 01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,690 I mean, hello. We're getting married tomorrow. 1172 01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:25,260 This'll be the cutest little backyard wedding since I don't know when. 1173 01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:28,400 -Congratulations. -Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by. 1174 01:20:28,570 --> 01:20:30,760 -Okay. -Bye. 1175 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:45,010 JENNA: We wanna feel something again that we've forgotten. 1176 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:48,590 Because we didn't stop to notice how much we were leaving behind. 1177 01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:53,700 -We need to remember what used to be good. -(KNOCKING) 1178 01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:57,896 You ready? 1179 01:20:58,683 --> 01:20:59,750 (SIGHS) 1180 01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:02,000 The meeting's cancelled, Jenna. 1181 01:21:02,170 --> 01:21:03,790 What, until tomorrow? 1182 01:21:03,970 --> 01:21:05,440 It's over. 1183 01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,700 It's over? 1184 01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:11,880 Lucy... 1185 01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:15,240 She took all your designs to Sparkle. Everything. 1186 01:21:15,410 --> 01:21:17,470 She's their new editor in chief. 1187 01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,210 Your photos showed up in Sparkle Online last night. 1188 01:21:20,390 --> 01:21:22,110 They're in outdoor ads everywhere. 1189 01:21:22,290 --> 01:21:24,450 She can't take Matt's pictures. Those belong to us. 1190 01:21:24,620 --> 01:21:27,850 -She can't do it! -She can, and she is. 1191 01:21:28,030 --> 01:21:30,520 She got him to sign this. 1192 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,590 Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures. 1193 01:21:39,140 --> 01:21:42,400 Oh, which one do you wanna be today, the pot or the kettle? 1194 01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:44,670 If you don't mind, I'd like to be the pot. 1195 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:47,870 Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really matter. They're both black. 1196 01:21:48,050 --> 01:21:51,570 -What are you talking about? -I found this in your office yesterday. 1197 01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:54,220 Does it look familiar? It has your name on it. 1198 01:21:54,390 --> 01:21:57,520 -You went through my things? -Oh, give me a break. 1199 01:21:57,690 --> 01:22:00,350 How horrible. How terrible. I can't believe I did it. 1200 01:22:00,530 --> 01:22:01,960 What is this? 1201 01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:05,150 You can wipe off the "Bambi watching her mother get shot... 1202 01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:08,230 "and strapped to the back of a van" look from your face. 1203 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,460 I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. 1204 01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,730 It's okay, Jenna. I know all about your little deal. 1205 01:22:13,910 --> 01:22:15,900 It's a sweet little deal, actually. 1206 01:22:16,070 --> 01:22:18,770 Editor in chief if you help them hit a million copies? 1207 01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:20,810 -So you'd give them tips. -Oh, my God. 1208 01:22:20,980 --> 01:22:24,880 Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it. 1209 01:22:25,050 --> 01:22:27,810 -Oh, no. -Oh, yes. 1210 01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:31,150 Only, now I'm taking your job, you stay here with the magazine... 1211 01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,420 you single-handedly flushed down the toilet. 1212 01:22:33,890 --> 01:22:35,420 What about Matt? 1213 01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:37,960 Why did he sign this? What did you say to him? 1214 01:22:38,130 --> 01:22:40,290 Let's see. I think that I told him... 1215 01:22:40,470 --> 01:22:43,370 you had decided to go in a different direction. 1216 01:22:43,740 --> 01:22:45,500 Which you are now. 1217 01:22:47,610 --> 01:22:52,630 I might have told him something else, too, but I just can't remember. 1218 01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:09,020 George Washington Bridge, New Jersey. 1219 01:24:20,270 --> 01:24:21,600 Jenna. 1220 01:24:21,770 --> 01:24:24,630 -Jenna Rink. -Yeah? 1221 01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,346 -Chris Grandy. -(LAUGHING) 1222 01:24:27,370 --> 01:24:29,470 So, what are you doing? Are you married? 1223 01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:33,270 Because if you're single, I definitely want a number. 1224 01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,740 We could get together. 1225 01:24:34,910 --> 01:24:36,610 I'm still living at home-- 1226 01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:38,840 -Come on, Grandy! Come on. -Holy Christ! 1227 01:24:38,864 --> 01:24:43,320 -("JESSIE'S GIRL" PLAYING ON RADIO) -This is the tune we first tangled tongues to. 1228 01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:45,820 What's the dude who sings this? 1229 01:24:45,990 --> 01:24:49,290 -Rick Springsteen. -It's Springfield, Grandy. 1230 01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:51,120 I'm out of here. 1231 01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,581 I thought you wanted my number. 1232 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,670 ♪ She's watching him With those eyes ♪ 1233 01:24:56,670 --> 01:24:59,670 ♪ And she's loving him With that body ♪ 1234 01:24:59,670 --> 01:25:00,730 ♪ I just know it ♪ 1235 01:25:00,730 --> 01:25:03,680 ♪ Yeah, and he's holding her In his arms ♪ 1236 01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:05,730 ♪ Late at night ♪ 1237 01:25:05,730 --> 01:25:09,730 ♪ You know, I wish That I had Jessie's girl ♪ 1238 01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:14,680 ♪ Where can I find A woman like that? ♪ 1239 01:25:19,290 --> 01:25:21,190 I'll take these. 1240 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,600 Good afternoon. 1241 01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:28,060 You remember, Wayne. 1242 01:25:28,230 --> 01:25:31,860 It was with the Flamhaffs at San Ysidro Ranch. 1243 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,770 San Ysidro Ranch. 1244 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:39,900 It's so pretty. It's perfect. It looks great. 1245 01:25:54,430 --> 01:25:56,660 Hi. 1246 01:25:56,830 --> 01:25:58,420 Hey. 1247 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:08,140 I don't know what Lucy said to you about me, but I want you to know... 1248 01:26:08,310 --> 01:26:11,170 that whoever that was she was talking about... 1249 01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:14,000 wasn't me. 1250 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:18,340 It doesn't matter what Lucy said. 1251 01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:22,320 I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade. 1252 01:26:24,190 --> 01:26:25,880 Matt. 1253 01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:33,260 I am not the awful person that I know that I was. 1254 01:26:33,430 --> 01:26:35,700 I don't even know that person. 1255 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,830 And I'd like to believe... 1256 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,700 I have to believe that if you knew that... 1257 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:47,940 if in your heart, you really, really knew that... 1258 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,810 you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. 1259 01:26:51,980 --> 01:26:55,680 Unless that someone were me. 1260 01:27:08,170 --> 01:27:12,000 Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you. 1261 01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:17,030 I have felt things... 1262 01:27:17,210 --> 01:27:19,510 these past few weeks... 1263 01:27:20,650 --> 01:27:23,950 that I didn't know I could feel anymore. 1264 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:28,880 But I have realized in these past few days... 1265 01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:34,150 you can't just turn back time. 1266 01:27:35,730 --> 01:27:38,090 Why not? 1267 01:27:38,260 --> 01:27:39,890 I moved on. 1268 01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:41,460 You moved on. 1269 01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,060 We've gone down different paths for so long. 1270 01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:47,930 We made choices. 1271 01:27:48,110 --> 01:27:50,940 I chose Wendy. 1272 01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:55,580 That's her family down there. 1273 01:27:56,180 --> 01:27:58,810 We care about each other, you know? 1274 01:28:00,690 --> 01:28:05,180 You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close. 1275 01:28:09,130 --> 01:28:11,460 Please don't cry, Jenna. 1276 01:28:11,630 --> 01:28:14,530 Oh, I'll be fine, I promise. 1277 01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:46,920 Matty, can I have it? 1278 01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:48,760 Please? 1279 01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:51,230 -You're not gonna whip it at me? -No. 1280 01:28:58,910 --> 01:29:02,210 Look, I won't have you be late. Just go. 1281 01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:06,140 Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying because I'm happy. 1282 01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,380 I want you to be so, so happy. 1283 01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:14,050 I love you, Matt. 1284 01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,190 You're my best friend. 1285 01:29:21,830 --> 01:29:24,000 Jenna, I... 1286 01:29:25,170 --> 01:29:27,700 I've always loved you. 1287 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:01,710 (PACHELBEL'S CANON IN D PLAYING) 1288 01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:15,710 (MADONNA'S CRAZY FOR YOU PLAYING) 1289 01:31:15,710 --> 01:31:19,710 ♪ I never wanted anyone Like this ♪ 1290 01:31:19,710 --> 01:31:22,660 ♪ It's all brand new ♪ 1291 01:31:22,660 --> 01:31:25,660 ♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪ 1292 01:31:25,660 --> 01:31:29,953 ♪ I'm crazy for you ♪ 1293 01:31:30,130 --> 01:31:33,060 Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 1294 01:31:34,710 --> 01:31:39,710 ♪ Trying hard To control my heart ♪ 1295 01:31:39,710 --> 01:31:44,008 ♪ I walk over to where you are ♪ 1296 01:31:44,110 --> 01:31:45,970 Matty. 1297 01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:51,720 ♪ Eye to eye We need no words at all ♪ 1298 01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:55,180 You really know what you're doing. 1299 01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:57,980 Come on. 1300 01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:01,850 -Sorry, I forgot my scarf. -You know what? 1301 01:32:02,030 --> 01:32:06,190 You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, biatch. 1302 01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:07,800 Come on, Matt. 1303 01:32:07,970 --> 01:32:10,200 -What did you call me? -We're gonna be late. 1304 01:32:10,370 --> 01:32:12,230 -For what? -You'll see. 1305 01:32:12,670 --> 01:32:14,720 ♪ If you read my mind ♪ 1306 01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,720 ♪ You'll see I'm crazy for you ♪ 1307 01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:17,720 (APPLAUSE) 1308 01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:22,670 ♪ Touch me once And you'll know it's true ♪ 1309 01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:27,670 ♪ I never wanted anyone Like this ♪ 1310 01:32:27,670 --> 01:32:29,720 ♪ It's all brand new ♪ 1311 01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:31,720 ♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪ 1312 01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:35,670 ♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪ 1313 01:32:35,670 --> 01:32:38,670 ♪ Because I'm crazy for you ♪ 1314 01:32:38,670 --> 01:32:42,720 ♪ Touch me once And you'll know it's true ♪ 1315 01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:46,720 ♪ I never wanted anyone Like this ♪ 1316 01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:48,720 ♪ It's all brand new ♪ 1317 01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:53,670 ♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪ 1318 01:32:53,670 --> 01:32:56,720 ♪ I'm crazy for you ♪ 1319 01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:07,660 A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? 1320 01:33:07,830 --> 01:33:10,190 Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff. 1321 01:33:29,730 --> 01:33:31,680 {\an8}(PAT BENATAR'S "LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD" PLAYING) 1322 01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:41,680 {\an8}♪ We are young ♪ 1323 01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:46,680 {\an8}♪ Heartache to heartache We stand ♪ 1324 01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:48,680 {\an8}♪ No promises ♪ 1325 01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:52,680 {\an8}♪ No demands ♪ 1326 01:33:52,680 --> 01:33:55,680 {\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪ 1327 01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:57,730 {\an8}♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1328 01:33:57,730 --> 01:33:59,730 {\an8}♪ Whoa ♪ 1329 01:33:59,730 --> 01:34:02,730 {\an8}♪ We are strong ♪ 1330 01:34:02,730 --> 01:34:07,730 {\an8}♪ No one can tell us We're wrong ♪ 1331 01:34:07,730 --> 01:34:13,680 {\an8}♪ Searching our hearts For so long ♪ 1332 01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:15,680 {\an8}♪ Both of us knowing ♪ 1333 01:34:18,730 --> 01:34:21,680 {\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪ 1334 01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,680 {\an8}♪ You're begging me to go ♪ 1335 01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:37,680 {\an8}♪ You're making me stay ♪ 1336 01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:42,680 {\an8}♪ Why do you hurt me so bad? ♪ 1337 01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:45,680 {\an8}♪ It would help me to know ♪ 1338 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,730 {\an8}♪ Do I stand in your way ♪ 1339 01:34:47,730 --> 01:34:52,730 {\an8}♪ Or am I The best thing you've had? ♪ 1340 01:34:52,730 --> 01:34:58,680 {\an8}♪ Believe me, believe me I can't tell you why ♪ 1341 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:04,690 {\an8}♪ But I'm trapped by your love And I'm chained to your side ♪ 1342 01:35:08,740 --> 01:35:11,690 {\an8}♪ We are young ♪ 1343 01:35:11,690 --> 01:35:16,690 {\an8}♪ Heartache to heartache We stand ♪ 1344 01:35:16,690 --> 01:35:18,740 {\an8}♪ No promises ♪ 1345 01:35:18,740 --> 01:35:22,690 {\an8}♪ No demands ♪ 1346 01:35:22,690 --> 01:35:24,740 {\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪ 1347 01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:32,740 {\an8}♪ We are strong ♪ 1348 01:35:32,740 --> 01:35:37,740 {\an8}♪ No one can tell us We're wrong ♪ 1349 01:35:37,740 --> 01:35:43,690 {\an8}♪ Searching our hearts For so long ♪ 1350 01:35:43,690 --> 01:35:44,740 {\an8}♪ Both of us knowing ♪ 1351 01:35:49,690 --> 01:35:51,690 {\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪ 1352 01:36:02,690 --> 01:36:04,690 {\an8}♪ We're losing control ♪ 1353 01:36:04,690 --> 01:36:07,690 {\an8}♪ Will you turn me away ♪ 1354 01:36:07,690 --> 01:36:12,690 {\an8}♪ Or touch me deep inside? ♪ 1355 01:36:12,690 --> 01:36:14,740 {\an8}♪ And when all this gets old ♪ 1356 01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:17,740 {\an8}♪ Will it still feel the same? ♪ 1357 01:36:17,740 --> 01:36:22,740 {\an8}♪ There's no way this will die ♪ 1358 01:36:22,740 --> 01:36:25,740 {\an8}♪ But if we get much closer ♪ 1359 01:36:25,740 --> 01:36:28,690 {\an8}♪ I could lose control ♪ 1360 01:36:28,690 --> 01:36:31,690 {\an8}♪ And if your heart surrenders ♪ 1361 01:36:31,690 --> 01:36:34,690 {\an8}♪ You'll need me to hold ♪ 1362 01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:02,750 {\an8}(JENNA AND KIDS SINGING ALONG) ♪ We are young ♪ 1363 01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:07,750 {\an8}♪ Heartache to heartache We stand ♪ 1364 01:37:07,750 --> 01:37:10,700 {\an8}♪ No promises ♪ 1365 01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:13,700 {\an8}♪ No demands ♪ 1366 01:37:13,700 --> 01:37:16,700 {\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪ 1367 01:37:20,750 --> 01:37:23,750 {\an8}♪ We are strong ♪ 1368 01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:29,700 {\an8}♪ No one can tell us We're wrong ♪ 1369 01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:34,700 {\an8}♪ Searching our hearts For so long ♪ 1370 01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:36,700 {\an8}♪ Both of us knowing ♪ 1371 01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:39,750 {\an8}(LAUGHING) 1372 01:37:39,750 --> 01:37:43,700 {\an8}♪ Love is a battlefield ♪ 108160