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Watch me get Brent's cocoa pebbles.

Coco

>> rock stone.

>> Cocoa pebbles have that chocolatey

taste. Go [music]

>> chocolatey cocoa. Cocoa Pebbles on Coco,

>> BERNIE. OH, this rock's got to roll. B's

Cocoa Pebble cereal part of this

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With Alphabets, you can eat the fun.

>> M is for Mikey. There's the monkey in my

alphabet. How does it taste?

>> [laughter]

>> Alphabet cereal part of this nutritious

breakfast. You can eat the fun. You can

get a monkey in your alphabets

or you can get a duck in your alphabets.

>> One cartoon character free in specially

marked boxes of postal alphabet cereal.

You can collect all six.

>> Flush puppy is pumping out the flavor.

Pumping out the fun. Rain goes away for

a mouthful [music and singing] of fun.

Pumping out the thirst. Cooling off in

the sun. Pumping out the action when

you're pumping on the rock.

High school puppy. Drinking it up.

[music]

Flush puppy. It's fun in a cup. Splash

puppy.

[music]

>> Hey guys, what's in all the bucket?

Cocoa.

>> All right.

>> Lots of deep chocolatey cocoa.

>> Did you say man?

>> Sure. A whole box full of cocoa

krispies.

>> And the cocoa comes bursting through.

Crusting [music] the cocoa.

>> That's all you got to do.

>> There's no stopping that cocoa from

popping. Snap. Cocoa krispies.

>> Kellogg's Cocoa Krispies. A chocolatey

part of this complete breakfast.

>> And this really tastes chocolatey.

>> With all those buckets, you can't miss.

Free ride. Pull. Okay. The McDonald's

Happy Meal, guys.

>> Roger. Hamburger,

>> fries,

>> and soft drink.

>> All regular size.

>> How do you like the ride so far?

>> Ride? What ride?

You get one of five different Happy

Pales when you buy McDonald's Happy Meal

>> and one for the king.

>> You can collect all five Happy Pales at

McDonald's.

[music]

This is Spirit. foreign.

[music]

[music]

It's been

[music]

mind.

Rebellion

Mexican.

[music]

[music]

>> [music]

>> Roger, drone 7. I'm approaching the

planet now. Scanners on. Oxygen

atmosphere. Plenty of water. It looks

good. Drone 7. I'm going in.

>> A spacecraft. E.

>> Is it one of ours?

>> No, my Hordat. It appears to be an alien

scout craft.

>> Is it dangerous?

>> Stanners show it to be completely

unarmed. It seems to be on a peaceful

mission.

>> Well, in that case, trooper, when it

gets close enough, shoot it down.

>> Yes, master.

>> Charge the freeze cannon.

[music]

>> Looks like the Horde's up to something.

Well, whatever the horde is planning, I

hope it won't spoil your visit.

>> Me too, Adora. I get little enough

chance to see you as it is. Still, that

looks like a freeze cannon. What are

they aiming at?

>> Something in the sky, I think.

What could it be?

[music]

It's drone 7. Drone 7. I am scanning the

planet now.

Readings indicate excellent colonization

potential. Wait. High energy surface

reading. Could be a weapon.

>> Oh, I've been hit. [music]

>> A spaceship. The Horde shot down a

spaceship. Sounds like my vacation's

over.

>> I'm afraid so, my brother.

>> The honor of bringing so

The power of grace.

[music]

Heat. [music]

Heat.

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

>> Looked like the spaceship was going to

crash in the polar sea.

>> Yes, and the horde is sure to go after

it. We're going to need some extra help,

and I know just where to find it.

I see. Oh, there's a long way here. I'd

better go with you.

>> I was hoping you'd say that, Merista.

Your [music] water powers will be useful

in that icy ocean.

>> Did you say icy?

Sounds like my kind of place,

Frosta. I didn't know you'd be here, but

I'm glad you are. We surely can use your

help. Oh, I was just visiting Mista, but

the Crystal Falls are too warm for my

taste. I'll take the Polar Sea any day,

especially with such handsome company.

Uh, we'd uh better get going. The horde

is probably way ahead of us already.

>> Like you are, Han. We'll ride in

Shantaa. She'll get us there in no time.

>> The Polar Sea is just ahead.

>> And there's the Horde.

>> That must be where the spaceship went

down. I hope whoever was in it is all

right. If the horde gets them, they

won't be.

[music]

>> The spaceship is directly below us,

mighty hord.

[music]

>> I am activating the grapples now.

>> Excellent. Sooner,

look, IT'S THE REBELS. WELL, WHAT ARE

you waiting for, you tind dot? Blast

them with that freeze ray.

Uh-oh. Looks like Horde doesn't want us

at his party. Evasive action, Enchant.

[music]

>> Blast, you robots of rotten shots.

I'll handle this.

Encaptor's been stunned. We're going

down.

Poor

Enchant. She'll be out for hours. Now

what? Looks like a job for me. Shira,

[music]

there. It's cold, but at least it's not

wet.

Here comes some Horde troopers.

>> You and Frosta had better take them. My

brother Merissa and I will go after the

spaceship.

>> Oh, that sounds like a wonderful plan.

>> Shira,

>> no time. He-Man,

sword to helmet.

Come on, Mista.

>> [music]

>> Don't worry, Frosta. I'll handle these

robots.

>> Oh, I'm not worried, He-Man.

Not with you here.

I can't a deflect them all.

>> You don't have to, Eman. Just make a

wave.

>> A wave.

>> A wave.

>> Oh, whatever you say.

>> Now for a little chill.

Look out, Frosta.

Are you all right?

[music]

Couldn't be better.

>> Uh-oh. Looks like we missed a couple.

Wonder how Shira is doing.

>> There's the spaceship.

>> And that's not all, Shira. We also have

a whole welcoming committee.

>> I'll handle that robot, Clawad, and you

go after that pilot.

[music]

>> Uh, Shira, and my Mr. Master, they're

after the spaceship.

>> Well, stop them, trooper.

If I LOSE THAT SHIP OR ITS PILOT, I'LL

HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE.

>> YES, my master. The clawad will get

them.

[music]

>> Quite a grip, but not good enough.

[music]

I only hope that my mista had enough

time.

>> The horde is raising the ship. I must

get this open.

Got it.

Good. The pilot's still alive.

How to get her out of here.

>> There. That's the last of them.

>> You were wonderful, He-Man. Just

wonderful.

>> Hey,

if you could leave Frost alone for a

minute, He-Man, [music] we could use a

hand.

>> Leave her alone? Why? I [music]

>> We have the ship, but we lost the pilot.

I told you I'd hold you responsible,

robot.

[music]

>> Good. Enchanters recovered from the stun

beam. Is our new friend ready to travel?

>> Oh, just let me get this helmet off.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Thank you.

>> Easy now. Just relax. You're among

friends. Good friends.

>> Oh, boy.

[music]

>> Are you feeling any better?

>> I think so. What happened?

>> Your spaceship was shot down by the evil

horde. Fortunately, [music] we managed

to get to you before they did. We're

rebels. I'm Shira and this is Merista

[music]

Frosta and

>> and my name is He-Man. What's yours?

>> Oh, my name is Sweet Bee.

>> Sweet Bee? Well, that's a sweet name.

>> But why did you come here? Didn't you

know this planet was ruled by the evil

Horde?

>> No, I didn't. I was just looking for a

new planet to settle. See, I'm a scout

for the hive.

A giant colony ship filled with my

people. We built it to escape

destruction when our sun exploded into a

supernova.

[music]

I was sent to find a planet, one where

my people could live. When I saw this

planet, I thought I'd succeeded.

>> Guess I was wrong.

>> Don't say that, sweet bee. Your people

can settle here, right, Shira?

>> Wrong. He-Man. This is not Eternia, my

brother. This is Ethereia, ruled by the

evil horde. If Sweet Bee's people come

here, Hordap will surely enslave them.

>> Then I must warn my people away from

here. Where is my spaceship?

I am afraid it uh was captured by the

horde.

>> Oh no. And my people, the whole hive are

already headed this way.

>> Well, Shadoww Weaver,

have you FIGURED OUT THE CONTROLS OF

THIS SPACESHIP YET?

>> Almost mighty.

>> Scout 3. Scout 3, are you receiving?

Scout 3, this is drone 7. Come in,

sweethe,

>> answer it. Weaver.

>> Right, Hordack.

>> First, a little disguise. [music]

>> And then,

drone 7. This is Sweet Bee.

>> Sweet Bee, thank goodness you're all

right. The whole hive has been worried

about you.

>> Oh, just a little equipment trouble.

Drone 7. Um, did you say the whole hive?

>> That's right. All 10,000 of us. We're

coming your way. So, what's your report?

>> No,

>> 10,000

10,000 new slaves to do my bidding. Tell

them to come ahead, Weaver.

>> Affirmative, Drone 7. The planet is

peaceful with friendly people. Come

ahead.

>> That is excellent, sweetie. We're on our

way. Drone seven out.

>> Excellent, Shadow Weaver. And with

10,000 be slaves added to my army,

I'll be able to destroy the rebellion

forever.

That's the door to the hanger. That's

where Horde will have taken your ship,

Sweet Bee.

>> Getting up there won't be easy, but I'll

try anything for you, Sweet Bee.

>> I think I know how to get to that door.

But first, I want to tell you all how

much I appreciate your help.

>> We're glad to help.

>> Yes, very glad.

>> Right. Very glad. The sooner you get

your ship back, the sooner you go home.

[music]

>> My friends need is a ladder. So, one

honeycomb ladder coming up.

[music]

That's our way in. LET'S GO.

WHAT I THINK we need here, my brother,

is a dramatic entrance.

>> I couldn't agree more. Shira

>> and He-Man,

>> what? Don't we deserve an announcement?

>> Let's show them.

CALL OUT THE [screaming] GUARD. CALL OUT

THE GUARD.

>> [music]

>> I have you, Eman. You leave him alone.

I'm free.

This ice ball should be just what I

need. Come on, Weaver. Let's go for a

spin. Let's

showing those robots, human. [music]

Uh-oh, more robots.

Better wrap this up. [music]

[music]

Nice job, sweet bee. I'll take it from

here. You just get to your spaceship,

>> right, Shira?

>> Oh, they're after the spaceship, eh?

Well, we'll just see about that.

>> You robots want to know how to get this

party really swinging? Let me show you.

[music]

This evil horde is horrible. I must get

back to the hive to warn my people.

Contact

What?

>> You're not going anywhere, Bbrain. I'm

going to enslave your people, and you're

not going to stop me.

>> Well, I'm going to stop you, Horde.

>> That's what you think, HE-MAN.

>> HQ, YOU HAVE FAILED. FAILED.

>> I'M afraid he's right. Radio's gone.

Rockets are destroyed. There's no way to

warn my people. We'll become Hordack's

slaves.

>> Maybe not. Can you still steer this

spaceship?

>> Yes, I still have steering jets. But

what does that matter? I can't blast

off.

>> You don't have to. Right, He-Man?

>> Right you are, Shira.

>> [music]

>> That should do

There's more than one way to get into

space. [music]

>> Are you ready, sweet bee? Ready, Shira?

>> Are you ready, He-Man?

>> Ready, Shira.

>> Right then. 1 2 3.

Yes.

>> There goes the hive. I hope they find a

nice planet soon. One free from the evil

horde.

>> I'm sure they will, Merista. I just wish

I had a chance to say goodbye.

But well, now she's gone.

>> Yes, she certainly is.

But I'm not.

Aren't the stars romantic?

>> Uh, sis, I think I'd better cut my visit

short. go home early. Uh, know what I

mean?

>> Oh, of course, my brother. I I

understand perfectly. You're chicken.

[music]

>> Hi, I'm Lucky. Did you find my hiding

place today? If not, try again.

See me now? Here I am. Today, Sweet Bee

and her people were trying to move to a

new home. If your family ever has to

move, try not to be sad. You may be

leaving old friends, but you'll be

making new ones. And that's really

something to look forward to. See you

soon.

[music]

For [music] the honor of love,

we have the power. [music] So can you.

>> I'm moving my feet for a taste so neat.

A new pop party. [music] Pop my can't

stop.

>> Peanut butter and jelly hits the spot.

You know it tastes so good.

>> Yeah. I'm moving my feet to the poptart

beat. I'm moving real fast cuz they

[music] shoe won't last.

>> Peanut butter jelly inside pastry on the

outside.

>> Popart.

>> Yeah. I'm moving my feet to a peanut

butter jelly [music] bean cuz they taste

so neat.

Keebler presents the appealing taste of

baked potato skins in a crispy crunchy

chip. Potato skins got baked potato

appeal cuz they're made with potatoes

and skins that are real.

>> The Keebler elves make potato skins with

real potatoes and real potato skins for

a flavor with whole baked potato appeal.

>> Cheddar cheese and bacon. Sour cream and

chives. Tasty baked potato. You won't

[music] believe your eyes. They're made

with potatoes and skins that are real.

Potato skins from Keeper. Baked potato

appeal.

Ah, my choppity cocoa pebbles.

>> Knock knock.

>> Who's there?

>> Rook who?

>> Rockbug to clean up your act.

>> Can you clean up this place?

>> Stand back.

>> Oh no, not my cocoa pebbles.

COCOICIOUS.

>> BARNEY, YOU tricked me out of my

pebbles.

[laughter]

Time for a clean getaway.

>> Cocoa or Fruity Pebbles cereal. Part of

this nutritious breakfast. Be a daba

delicious.

>> Ladies and gents, IT'S THE BETA BITE A

CHIP FIGHT. In this corner, Andy

Cassette, contender to bite a chips aoy

without biting a chip. AND IN THIS

CORNER, CHIPS AOY, champion of chocolate

chip cookies. He takes a bite.

>> Who chocolate chips from the right from

the left? He's knocked out by our little

chips.

>> Champ, what's going on?

>> Uh, nothing.

>> Now you can get the Karate Kid part two

poster free in specially marked bags of

chips. Soy,

>> welcome to the sun-kissed fun farm,

where fun fruits grow on trees.

Sun-kissed fun fruits. They're made with

real grapes, oranges, cherries, and

strawberries. You're supposed to chew

them one by one if you can control

yourself. [laughter]

Wake up. Wake up.

>> Sun-kissed fun fruits. Every chewy one

is real fruity fun.

>> Here are a few words about Levi's jeans

and cords.

It's going to be raining cats and dogs

today.

Yo, Joe. He'll fight for freedom

wherever there's [music] trouble. GI Joe

is there. [singing]

Giant

hero. [music]

GI Joe is there.

>> It's GI Joe against the enemy. Fighting

to save the day. He never gives up. He's

always there fighting for freedom over

[music] land and air. GI Joe

[music]

[singing] GI Joe

>> GI Joe is the code name for America's

daring, highly trained special mission

[music] force. Its purpose to defend

human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless

terrorist organization determined to

rule the world. He never gives up. He'll

stay [music] till the fight's won. G I

don't dare. G I

go. G I [music]

[music]

[music]

think mate.

I'm bored. I want to play a new game,

Coco. A game where real people fight for

their lives. Where I can play but can't

get hurt. Let's play my new game, Coco.

What do you think?

>> Boring.

>> It will be fun, Coco. Just wait.

First, we have to catch them like

butterflies

when they think they are safe.

This is Flint, second in command of the

G.I. Joe team. He is returning home from

a mission. He suspects nothing.

[music]

[music]

This is Lady Jay. Clothes are like candy

to her. I know just what dress she will

pick. Coco, that one.

Huh? I thought she'd like the other one.

Games master likes lady.

>> I do not have a crush on her, Coco.

[music]

>> Hey, what's going on? Get me out of

here. Put me down. Get Get open the

door. What's happening?

>> This is the Baroness. A brilliant and

resourceful Cobra agent. [music]

This is Cobra Commander. He craves

power, but when he feels most powerful,

HE IS MOST VULNERABLE.

I DO NOT understand what gratification

you derive from these vulgar

processions.

Security forces.

[music]

>> It's not like Flint and Lady Jay to blow

town without telling us. I'm worried.

real worried.

>> Let's just come out and say it. They

were

>> kidnapped. Our leader and the Balonis

have been kidnapped.

>> By whom, Destro? Perhaps by somebody who

wants to be the new Cobra leader, like

yourself.

>> That is absurd. There is only one group

who would dare this

>> cobra. But they're not going to get away

with it.

>> GI Joe will learn a bitter lesson.

First, we must lure one of them into our

hands. And then

[music]

[music]

what the

>> What is that horrible noise?

>> Where am I?

Flint, am I glad to see you. [groaning]

But where are we?

>> Good morning players. I am the games

master.

>> Welcome to [music] my game. As there are

no rules, it will be an easy game to

learn. Hidden somewhere on this island

is a one-man helicopter. The winner is

the one who finds it and flies away.

What happens to the losers? [laughter]

>> They die.

>> Good luck and have fun. Do you know who

I am? You can't do THIS TO ME. I WILL

MAKE YOU SUFFER.

[music]

>> They're toys.

>> Ready?

They're going to shoot.

>> Do something, somebody.

[music]

GI Joe will return after these messages.

[music]

Now back to GI Joe.

>> Dive.

>> FIRE.

It's not toy ammo. LET'S GET OUT OF

HERE.

>> Wait for me.

>> I like games that begin with a bang.

[screaming and groaning]

[laughter]

Silence.

No one laughs at me. From here on, we go

our separate ways.

>> Hey, fine by me.

>> Hey, Super Breaker. I'm on station over

Greenland.

>> Roger. Keep an eye. We hear co

slithering around somewhere below you.

>> I'll find them.

>> Sky Striker at 4:00.

Fire.

Third Sky Striker this month. Duke's not

going to be pleased.

Uh-oh.

>> Okay, guys. I get the message.

>> How kind of you to drop in, Ace. I have

need of certain information from you.

What kind of place is this, Flint?

>> I don't know, Lady Jay, but I smell

candy.

That looks like licorice on that tree

and marshmallows on that one. We're in a

candy forest.

>> That can't be real.

>> I think it is. I took a caramel apple.

>> H, these look like bon bon berries.

>> Look out.

>> FLYNN, HELP.

>> [screaming]

>> HOLD IT, BARONESS. I said hold it.

>> Pig.

>> You're good, Baroness.

>> But I'm better.

>> Get me OUT OF HERE. I'M SINKING IN

CARAMEL.

Not carriable, butter, but a starch.

>> What do we do now, Baroness? We can

either save them or we can fight.

There's no time to do both.

>> You get Lady Jay out first, you might

double team me. If I get the commander

out first, we will [music] definitely

jump you.

>> I'll tell you what, Baroness, you'll

just have to trust me. You save [music]

Lady Jay, I'll save Cobra Commander.

This is disgusting.

The coast is clear.

Let's do it.

All right, Scarlet. Remember to pack,

baby.

>> [music]

>> No, don't shoot. Those vials are full of

deadly swamp flu. Then talk fast or

we're all going to need bed rest and

plenty of aspirin.

>> Watch this, Goko. It's a real ho ho.

>> I'll lead us back into the villa to

surprise the games master.

>> Very clever, Flint. How considerate of

you. You set off the alarms and we

straddle behind to get captured.

>> All right, you go first.

>> And turn MY BACK ON YOU. HOW STUPID DO

YOU THINK I AM?

>> Have you got a better idea?

>> Yes. We find the helicopter and I fly it

to safety. I will immediately dispatch

troops to rescue you.

>> Oh, even I cannot swallow that one.

>> WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

>> THE SAME side you are on. MY OWN

[screaming and groaning]

LUCK.

[screaming]

Run for it.

>> NO. [screaming] HELP ME. HELP ME,

>> LYNN. NO. It's too dangerous. I've got

to try.

GI Joe is dedicated to saving lives.

Even Cobra commanders.

[music]

Oh, I think it worked.

Look out behind you.

FLINT.

NO.

[music]

[music]

This can't be happening. [laughter]

>> One down, three to go.

He was a good fighter, DJ. But think not

of sorrow. Think of revenge. Revenge

upon the cursed games master.

GI Joe will return after these messages.

[music]

Now back to GI Joe.

Tell me that GI Joe has taken Cobra

Commander and the battle. I will resort

to extreme measures. Listen up,

Chromedome. We don't know where they

are. So save yourself a lot of trouble

and return Flint and Lady Jay.

>> What are you talking about?

>> The Joe's you kidnapped, remember?

>> You are testing my patience. Ace. What

is it?

>> The stress call from Swamp Lab 2. GI Joe

agents have Zartan. [laughter]

>> Let them keep him and his germs. We'll

exchange hostages for Flint and the Lady

Jay.

>> What?

>> Son of a gun. You really didn't know?

>> Say, I got a better idea, Duke. What if

we only make Zartan sick? I've heard

worse. What about my human rights? Talk

or drink? SHOOT ME ANYTHING, BUT DON'T

GIVE ME THAT. Then where are Flint and

Lady Jay? Probably with Cobra Commander

and the Baroness. Give him a swig.

>> Greetings, Joy.

It seems that we have a problem in

common.

>> The only problem we have is you. And

you're pretty common.

>> Incorrect. Two of our agents and two of

yours have been kidnapped. All

apparently by a third party.

>> No third party could pull it off.

>> There is no other logical explanation.

>> How do you know?

>> First, you must promise me your

cooperation.

>> Give me one good reason to trust you.

Cobra agents, drop your weapons.

>> That's a good reason.

All right, give me the lowdown.

[music]

Hello, suckers.

Rest in peace.

10,000 men and I'm stuck in a jungle

there. I can't stand it distracting it.

>> Look, the helicopter.

At last, I will fly to the nearest

island and send help when I arrive.

>> You don't mean you'd bleed. Two

defenseless [music] women defend for

themselves.

>> YES,

>> YOU'RE A manly patent.

>> I'll settle it. I'll take the copter.

Better you than him.

If there's one thing I hate, it is

mowing the lawn.

I hate lawnmowers.

Mow, mow, mow them down. Chop them as

they run. Whly whirly whirly whly. I'm

having so much fun.

[laughter]

>> What is so funny, Coco? I haven't heard

you laugh in so long.

>> Now we're playing my game. Turn it off

or get hurt.

[groaning]

[screaming]

Uh-oh.

[laughter]

You cheat. You cheat.

[screaming]

>> Lady J.

>> [screaming]

[screaming]

>> You cheated. I'm going to die on you.

>> Flint to Joe team.

>> Hey, listen to this guys.

I don't know where I am. So, trace this

broadcast. Some guy named the games

master has managed somehow to

>> Flynn. This is Breaker. Come in. It's

dead. But I zeroed in on his position.

>> Good. Alert Cobra and dispatch a strike

team. You really want us to tell Cobra?

>> No, but a deal's a deal.

More players. YIPPEE. [laughter]

ALL I have to do is activate the island

defenses and watch the fun.

Will you look at that?

Whoa.

Let's give him a trip to Davy Jones

locker. I'm heading in. Every time you

do that, Ace, it gets expensive.

[music]

[music]

>> Time to shut down the missile works.

Agree.

[music]

HEAT.

You're good.

>> The competition keeps us in shape.

>> My water rocket defense is finished. My

ships are sunk and my troops ARE IN

TROUBLE. ALL MY TOYS ARE BROKEN AND IT'S

YOUR FAULT.

[screaming]

>> YEAH. You can't catch me.

>> Watch out.

Now, where is this games master

character? He went through there. Come

on.

>> Where is Cobra Commander?

>> Knee deep in [music] a marshmallow

swamp.

>> Is that your idea of a joke?

>> Okay, look for yourself.

[laughter]

>> [music]

>> There will be another game, Joe and

Cobra. And next time I will win.

>> Look at us. It is a pity we could not

combine our forces. Imagine the power we

could have.

>> You think so? We almost got greased by

toy soldiers. I've had enough of your

SARCASM FOR ONE DAY. GO. GET OUT OF

HERE.

>> OKAY, we'll be going.

>> Oh, very clever, Flint. How considerate

of you. You'll take off, THEN CIRCLE

BACK AND DESTROY OUR PLANES ON THE

GROUND.

>> Then you go first

>> and turn OUR BACKS TO YOU. HOW STUPID DO

YOU THINK I AM?

>> LOOK, have you got a better idea?

[music]

>> [music]

>> GI Joe will return after these messages.

>> [music]

>> CENTURION

MACHINE.

>> Jake Rockwell, Ace Mloud, and Doc

Terror. Each sold separately.

>> TROUBLE AND RUBBER. JAKE ENERGIZE the

assault mode. Let's do it. My name is

[music] Doc Terror. Damn. Centurion.

TAKE THIS. ENERGIZE THE POWER MODE.

BOMBS AWAY. FIRE. Now stop carefully.

>> New Centurions. Jake Rockwell, Ace

Mloud, and Doc Terror come as shown.

Each sold separately.

>> Look, little Puppy.

>> Pound Puppy's Rumple Skins.

>> This is Day Franco. They thought no one

would ever rescue them. We have

>> Pound Puppies Rumble [music] Skins. Each

sold separately.

>> You're so soft and cuddly.

>> For 350, you can send for name [music]

tags, stickers, and owner certificates.

>> You'll never be fat again, but I'm glad

you'll still be wrinkled.

>> Puppy, you're my rumble. Wrinkle puppy

[music and singing] love.

>> Pound rumble skins. Each sold

separately. [music] New from Tonka.

>> That robot's after a cookie crisp.

This plan to get Cookie Crisp cereal is

out of control. I

>> I just can't help myself. It looks like

little chocolate chip cookies. [music]

>> It stays crispy in milk and it's part of

this complete breakfast. Look what a

mess you've made.

>> No, no, I've got it together.

>> If you like cookies, you'll love Cookie

Crisp.

>> Now you can get free Nerds candy [music]

and three great flavors. There's one

pack free in each specially marked box

of Cookie Crisp cereal. [music]

Cherry Coke

[music] just out and outrageous

>> cherry Coca-Cola. Check it out and find

out. [music]

Taste is what it's all about.

>> Outrageously smooth. [music]

Outrageously light. Cherry makes it

wild. Coca-Cola makes it bright.

Cherry coke. [music]

Outrageous

cherry coke.

>> Outrageous.

When I put on my heels for work. Uh-huh.

I know my nice comfy cheetahs are here

saying na na na na na. Too bad you can't

wear us to work.

So when I get home, I get out of my

heels and I put on these. Ooh, much

better.

Then I take them to aerobics to punish

them for making [music] fun of me.

Cheetah only at Mvin for the clothes you

love to live in.

>> Splash Mountain. It may look peaceful

and fun,

but the only way out is a long way down.

[screaming]

Now open. Splash Mountain at Disneyland.

>> Welcome to video land.

>> Wake up, kid. [music]

>> Welcome to Castle D.

Woohoo!

>> It's Clong. [music]

>> My mind will hit you, little princess.

>> Princess, the palace is under siege.

>> Behold the ultimate warp zone.

[music]

>> Kevin, I thought I told you to clean up

your room. [music]

Wow.

[music]

Captain N the Game Master.

[music]

In the last episode of Captain N the

game master, Mother Brain's obsession to

conquer video land led her to a

startling discovery. THAT MIRROR ON MY

WALL. TELL ME HOW TO CRUSH THEM ONCE AND

FOR ALL.

>> HIDDEN within Mount Icorus's towering

peak, the three sacred treasures contain

the power you seek.

>> Fueled by her mad craving for power,

Mother Brain devised a clever plan to

hold a video Olympics at Mount Icarus

Coliseum with Captain N and his end team

versus [music] Mother Brain's villains.

Kevin and the others were led to believe

that the games would finally bring peace

to video land. While in truth, the video

Olympics was a trick devised by Mother

Brain to get the three [music] secret

treasures so she could destroy the end

team once and for all.

>> MY POWER IS UNSTOPPABLE.

Behold the war zone.

>> [screaming]

>> I've done it, Captain N. And the princes

will never be able to find their way out

of THAT WAR. I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF

VIDEO MAN.

[laughter]

>> MEANWHILE, within the deadly warp zone

to oblivion,

>> something tells me we're about to have a

nightmare on Mother Brain Street. It's

the mega center of our universe where

all warp zones intersect.

>> Which one of these wicus zones did we

come out of?

>> I don't know, but the wrong one could

take us to any of a hundred deadly

fates.

>> Be cool, guys. This is your captain

speaking, and I've got an idea how to

find the way home. Simon, have you got

any rope in that backpack of yours?

>> No, but I've got some fishing line.

>> Perfect.

We'll have a better chance of finding

the way back if we each take a different

warp zone. Whoever finds the right one,

just give a tug on the line.

>> Affirmative.

>> Eeny meeny miny mulus. This is the warp

zone into which I go again.

>> You're next, Simon.

>> Don't be silly. I want to make sure both

of you get off safely.

>> That's very thoughtful of you, Simon.

Good luck.

>> Who needs luck when you have brains?

I'll just hang out here until I feel a

pole in my line, and I won't have to

risk my handsome neck.

>> Oh, on the other hand, why worry about a

neck when YOU'VE GOT AN ENTIRE body to

think of?

>> Well, this doesn't look so bad,

[music]

>> but that does.

This must be the coliseum.

[screaming]

Is this where I coliseum?

>> Nah, this is Yankee Stadium.

[music]

>> M Icarus. I'm homeus.

I found it.

Where is everybody? We've only been gone

a few minutes.

>> That's true for us, your highness. But

my MEGA SENSORS INDICATE A WEEK HAS

PASSED ON MOUNT ICARUS.

>> One of those warp zones [music] must

have been a time warp.

>> Then Mother Brains had free rain over

Videoland for a week.

>> WORD FASTER OR YOU'LL FIND OUT THERE'S

WORSE PLACES TO BE THAN MOUNT MOTHER

BRAIN.

>> Mount Mother Brain? You've got to help

us. King Hippo and the eggplant wizard

have taken over our world. AND DR. WY

TOOK THE THREE SACRED treasures to

Megaland to conquer that world as well.

>> Megaland? That's my home. We've got to

warp there fast. But nothing can stop

the power of the three sacred treasures.

>> I can you?

Impossible.

>> With fire arrows, a sacred bow, and a

protective crystal, [music] I'm most

certainly Catacus. But you'll have to

get past Medusa to get them.

>> It's going to be dangerous, Maximus. But

I must try.

>> Kevin and I will go with Mega Man and

see if we can slow down Dr. Wy until you

and Simon get the power items we need.

>> But Medusa's even uglier than Mother

Brain. One look at her face turns a man

to stone.

>> Look on the bright [music] side, Simon.

You'd make a very handsome statue.

>> Oh, yes, I would, wouldn't I?

[music]

As Simon and Kid Icorus head for

Medusa's palace, Captain N and the

others warp off to Mega Land.

Mega Man, I'm so glad you could come.

And you must be [music] Captain N. I've

heard a great deal about you.

You're the dude who built all those

wicked robots. Cutsman, Iceman, Elect.

And don't forget fireman, gutsman, and

bomb man. They were all quite useful,

you know, until Dr. Wy reprogrammed them

for his destructive ends. And now he's

back again and using the power of the

three sacred treasures to take over our

world.

>> Don't worry, [music] doctor. Right. The

Mega Man game is my specialty. I'll zap

Dr. Wally into Warp Factor 10. You'll

have to make it past all six deadly

robots to get to him. I've been working

on a new robot that may be able to help

you. I call him Garbage Man. He's

programmed to trash the other robots.

Watch.

[music]

No. Stop. That's like the future you're

trashing.

Uh, thanks doc. But no thanks. We'll

handle the situation ourselves.

>> Stop you miserable heat. Not that old by

laser welding machine.

The megaw warp to the first robot is

over here.

Uh, you might want to wait here,

princess. These mega battles can get

pretty hairy.

>> My father trained me to fight for

freedom, Captain N.

>> I can take care of myself.

>> Uh, who's arguing?

>> We'll challenge Catsman first.

>> Wa, that was some kind of drop.

>> Hurry, the bladers will be here any

second.

Move it, Duke.

>> It's a blader. Stop.

>> Smoke them.

>> This way.

[music]

Watch out FOR THE BEAKS.

ARE YOU all right, Kevin?

>> I'm the game master. They can't hurt me.

Oh,

>> but each time we get hit, we lose power.

Oh, that was incredible. I can hardly

believe we made it all the way through.

>> We haven't.

>> You mean there's more?

>> We've only got a little energy left.

>> We're almost there. All we have to do is

get past Big Eye. After what we've been

through, an eye doesn't sound like such

a big deal.

>> It's not the eye I'm worried about.

>> It's what's attached to it. NUKE,

>> our zappers aren't cutting it.

>> We don't have enough mega power.

[music]

We only got one energy unit left. One

more hit and we're finished.

[screaming]

>> We're alive. What happened?

>> We got the boot from old Big Eye.

>> You mean we have to go all the way

through again?

>> That's nothing. When I first played the

game, I went through it 50 times before

I got to Cutsman. I'm afraid this isn't

the same as your game, Captain N.

>> What do you mean?

>> What I think he means is if we get

trashed two more times, we're going to

the big trash dump in the sky.

>> We must hurry.

>> It's deja vu time, guys. Here we go

again.

As Captain N and the others make another

attempt to get to the deadly cutsman,

Simon and Kidas make their way toward a

rendevous with Medusa. [music]

I can grow to enjoy ruling this world

from Mother Brain. A Iggy, you said it,

King Hippo. There's nothing like a hot

tub in steam to make a guy feel like a

new eggplant.

They're blocking the entrance to

Medusa's warp zone.

>> Just leave everything to Simon Belmont,

master [music] of disguise.

>> Hey, you must be the steam bath repair

man.

This bath isn't hot enough. I'm barely

sweating.

>> Uh, yes. Well, we'll have it fixed for

you in a jiffy, won't we, Shrimpicus?

>> Whatever you say. Dopeous Maximus.

>> Hold this.

>> Laying down in the job, huh?

>> Tell me when it's steamy enough for you.

WOO. THAT'S HOT ENOUGH.

>> What's that? Still too cold.

We can USE THE STEAM AS COVER. COME ON.

>> MEANWHILE, back in Mega Land, Captain N

and the others have made it back through

the deadly Cutsman Maze.

M. That energy cell tasted great.

>> Sort of like an electric cheeseburger,

huh?

>> It's Big Eye again.

>> Be careful, Kevin. If he flattens us,

we're through.

>> Don't worry, princess. I [music] got to

be game master by learning from my

mistakes.

Wow.

Come on, you big trash masher. Try to

squash me. I dare you.

You are magnificent, Kevin.

>> Do you really think so?

>> There's no time to waste. WE'VE GOT THE

MEN to move it.

>> Well, I wouldn't call hugging a princess

a waste of time.

>> When I open the door, we've got to run.

Ready?

Hey.

[music]

Hey.

>> [music]

>> Cutsman's the name. Cutting's my game.

And I don't mean hair.

[screaming and groaning]

He's too powerful. We can't stop him.

>> We can with a little help from man's

best friend, Dook Boy. Remember how you

love to bark and run circles around the

gardener?

That's right. Guess what? He's the new

gardener.

Go get him.

Go away, you poor legend. Whatever you

are. [screaming]

Duke, lay down.

>> Good boy, Duke.

>> Well, that wasn't so bad.

>> You're right, Princess. Compared to the

next five robots, [music] Cutsman was

just a wimp.

>> Meanwhile, [music] back on Mount Icarus,

Simon Belmont and Kid Icorus approached

Medusa's lair in search of the needed

power items.

What perfectly dreadful statues. Medusa

has lousy taste in art.

>> That's not Articus. They're warriors who

looked at Medusa.

>> Simonius, these are the three power

items we're looking for.

[laughter]

>> Close your eyes.

>> What do you mean don't look? How are we

supposed to get the power items if we

can't look where we're going? We'll have

to wear blinders. Take off your

backpackers.

[music]

>> Hey, I can't see.

>> Good.

I'll get the power items. You distracted

this Medusa. But whatever you do,

[music] don't look at her.

>> What am I, an idiot?

Excuse

me.

>> Hello there, handsome. Why don't you

take those [music] goggles off and feast

your eyes on me?

>> You don't sound very ugly.

I'm not ugly. Your little friend's just

[music] jealous that I'll fall for you

instead of him.

>> Why, that little sneak wanting you all

to himself. How about giving your

handsome Simon a great BIG

[screaming]

>> [laughter]

>> Come out and take a look at beautiful

Medusa.

[laughter]

>> No, stop. [music]

>> No, [screaming]

I'm turning too stone.

>> I must be out of shape. I feel kind of

stiff.

>> Never mind. We've got to get these power

items back to Mega Land.

>> What?

>> What?

>> What happened?

>> You've enlisted in the army against

Mother Brain. As your commanding

officer, I order YOU TO FREE THIS WORLD.

[cheering]

[music]

>> By Simon and Company Warp Off to

Megaland, Captain N and the others

arrive at Dr. Wigh's secret command

center. [music]

I've been expecting you, Captain N.

Congratulations on nearly destroying my

deadly androids.

>> But we did destroy them.

>> I'm afraid not, your highness. You see,

the three sacred treasures have given me

unlimited power.

I had more than enough to revive my

little family.

>> Destroy Captain N.

>> We better make a mega retreat.

>> So much for that idea.

>> Oh man, what I wouldn't give to be able

to press my reset button.

>> [groaning]

>> Never fear, time in Belmont is here.

>> ALVAR IS THAT STUPID VAMPIRE HOUND.

>> Am I glad that worked?

>> Kacris, quick, shoot the fire arrow to

three sacred treasures.

Hey. Oh, Dartus. The only fire arrow in

that mist. Not yet.

>> YOU'RE FINISHED NOW. CAPTAIN N.

>> He's going to ram us. Not if I have one

word to say about it, and I do. Pause.

A little midcourse correction should do

the trick.

1 2 3

Pretty

soon I'll be PRINCESS OF ALL VIDEO LAND.

THEN everyone will be kneeling before

this beautiful brain.

>> Say hello to your loyal subjects.

Princess mother brain.

>> Game over. You lose.

>> Idiot. You've ruined everything.

Kevin, I thought I told you to clean up

your room.

[music]

>> Wa!

Captain N the game master.

>> Jake.

>> Introducing Turboraphic 16, the next

generation video game system. It's four

times faster, so the games are more

exciting. There are almost 10 times as

many colors, so the arcade quality

graphics are even more intense.

And you can expand your system with a CD

player for CD games with sound effects

that are turbocharged.

>> Turbo Graphic 16 from NEC, the higher

energy video game system.

>> You know I'm waiting, [music]

justicipating

>> the pure taste of coconut.

>> But while I'm waiting, [music]

>> bounty is moist, tender coconut. Pry

[singing] a little pend [music]

>> drenched in a sea of chocolate.

>> Pry a little [singing] pend.

>> Discover new bounty. The taste [music]

of paradise.

>> Let's scare someone. Who you going to

call?

>> We're here. So are the Frankenstein and

Dracula monsters. Watch this. Get them,

boys. Ghosts. Funny guy. Watch him

scream.

>> Look out.

>> Now your turn to scream.

>> Fun scare.

>> The real Ghostbusters. Each sold

separately. New from Ker.

>> Fun to zap.

>> This is the Micro Machine Man presenting

the most miniature motorcade of

micro machine. Each one has dramatic

details, terrific trim, position, paint

job, plus incredible micro machine

pocket place, police station, fire

station, restaurant, service station,

and more. Perfect pocket portables to

take any place. And there are many

miniature places to play with. And each

one comes with its own special edition

micro machine vehicle and fun fantastic

features that miraculously move. Raise

the bolt to fifth at the airport marina.

Man, the gun turret at the army base.

Clean your car at the car wash. Raise

the toll bridge. And these playets fit

together to form a micro machine world.

Micro machine pocket play set. So

tremendously tiny, so perfectly precise,

so dazzlingly detailed. You'll want to

pocket them all. Micro machines are

micro machine pocket playets sold

separately from glue. The smaller they

are, the better they are.

I follow my nose. [screaming] It always

knows. I detect with my beaks the fruit

flavors I seek. But where? I smell those

orange and lemon cherry taste. Such a

gloomy place to find that lively taste.

Wo!

>> Looking for these?

>> Ah, yes. Kellogg's Fruitless Cereal.

Part of this nutritious breakfast.

>> M. These are good. You think I'll have

some more? Better ask your mommy.

[music]

>> What's it say?

>> Whatever it is. Whatever it was.

Chocolatey chocolate.

>> How [music] does it go? Well, do

>> caramel.

You know what I mean? Peanut Krispies

[music]

crunchy.

>> Do that. Get him a race. More than a

mouthful.

[music]

What you call

tomato

[music] tomatoes?

THE right

hand [music]

tomatoes. Tomatoes.

In the CITY [music]

of shoes.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Date line somewhere in the zucchini

botanical gardens. This is Whitley White

reporting live from the camp of the

noted archaeologist Hernando Llama. What

have you found in this remote uncharted

part of California, professor?

>> That dish was 5,000 years old.

>> Yeah, well, that's pretty old, I guess.

But what our audience is really

interested in is this. H exactly what is

this? Oh, is a prehistoric stem from the

missing tomato link.

>> Yeah, yeah, but who cares about a tomato

that's been dead for a million years?

>> No, no, no, no, no. You don't

understand. This stem is fresh. It came

from a living tomato link. Incredible as

it may seem, it is still alive somewhere

in this jungle. Whoa, that's the same

tomato stem that Whitley White had on

the 6:00 NEWS. DOC, how many times,

Eigor, have I told you not to refer

[music] to me as Doc? I am Dr. Putrid T.

Gang Green, founding member of the Mad

Scientists and Arch Villains Marching

and [music] Medicine Society. I am not

and never will be Doc.

The cow about it, Doc. Yeah, I mean

doctor. Yeah, I only meant

>> You meant that this stem from my [music]

top tomato collection is exactly like

the one that Professor Hernando Llama

discovered in [music] the Zucchini

Botanical Gardens.

>> Yeah, that's what I meant. My stem is

petrified with age, but [music]

Professor Llama's stem was fresh. It

proves what I only dare dream. that the

missing tomato link, the link between

fruit and vegetable, IS STILL ALIVE

after a million years somewhere in the

remote uncharted reaches of the zucchini

botanical gardens. Do you realize what

this means?

I can capture it [music] and use it to

create a new species of master tomatoes

which I can use to conquer the world.

BEGINNING WITH SAND ZUCCHINI.

I HATE SAND ZUCCHINI. It's so so all

American.

>> Well, uh, what do you think, Tara?

>> A little more to the left, I think,

[music] Mr. Finlet Letter.

>> H. And no, no, I mean pizza and sushi.

My new image.

>> I liked it better last week when you had

hot frozen pizza sundaes. [music]

Especially the butterscotch and

anchovies. Except I could never figure

out how to keep the ice cream from

[music] melting when I baked the pizza.

>> How's it going, Chad?

>> Not so good, Uncle Wilbur. The toppings

all seem to have a MIND OF THEIR OWN.

>> AND THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS today in the

zucchini botanical gardens and the

incredible discovery of the missing

tomato link.

>> This is excited. FT's right on target

when it comes to sense of tomato

trouble. And you can bet that Dr. Gang

Green will be involved. Gang Green's

history, Chad. Great.

>> It's got to be the ugliest [music] dog

I've ever seen.

>> Are you sure this is okay, Chad?

>> No one believes Dr. Gang Green will be

going after the missing tomato link, so

it's up to us.

I have just enough money saved for my

pizza delivery tips. I can buy two plane

tickets to the Zucchini Botanical

Gardens.

>> Hurry [music] up. I'm going to miss my

plane.

>> Relax, mister. You're starting to turn

green.

>> I've got to get to that plane or I'LL

[screaming]

[music]

>> And I thought Uncle Lou was weird.

Movie's about to start. Doctor sir,

>> what's in these funny LITTLE PAPER BAGS?

>> TARA, NO. THAT'S SALT.

>> UH-OH.

>> This is your pilot speaking. Please

fasten your seat belts. We're about to

experience some slight turbulence.

tomato.

>> No, it's not a tomato. It's just a soft

apple.

>> I'll take that. No unauthorized produce

permitted in the botanical gardens.

Gee, sure looks like a tomato.

It smells like my girlfriend's perfume.

>> No, don't. It's uh an experiment. It It

can make you sick.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Okay, let's score one for Tara.

>> [groaning]

>> Thanks, guys.

>> Over there. That's where they organize

expeditions into the gardens.

Professor Llama's expedition. That looks

like the Queen Mary.

>> I don't think we can afford it on a

Saturday morning budget.

>> She may not be a bonita, professor.

>> Oh, that's okay. Just so she gets us to

the Black Lagoon.

>> Black Lagoon?

[screaming]

>> I told you not to mention the Black

Lagoon. There is not a crew in all

California that will sail with us there.

>> Uh will be the crew.

>> Well, the [music] cho can tie knots. The

chica can untie them. And the dog the

[music] dog can cook. Curses. They must

not beat us to the black lagoon. Wagons

[music] roll out. Yow.

Are you going to follow them, master?

Sir, [music] with this with that pump

airhead,

it's a hot air tomato balloon.

[music]

That jungle's really lush.

>> I wonder what kind of fertilizer they

use. It's so quiet and peaceful here.

Wait until you catch [music] my killer

tomato piranhas.

>> Look.

>> I killer tomato piranhas. THEY LOVE

WOOD. THEY'LL STRIP the boat down to the

anchor in minutes.

Those [music] killer tomato piranhas are

going to us to the bottom of the river.

Leave empty alone, [music] you bully.

[music]

[music]

That gives me an idea. I'll use [music]

the broom handles to hook the tomato

prawns.

>> [music]

>> Quickly, everyone grab a wooden pole.

CURSES FOIL AGAIN.

>> DOCTOR,

>> not now, Igor. Can't you see I'm BUSY

SHAKING MY FIST SHOUTING CLICHE?

>> I REALLY THINK.

>> NOT NOW.

>> THANKS. I needed that.

Next stop is the Devil's Sink.

The soap content of the water is 99 and

4500s of a percent pure.

>> [music]

>> A black lagoon.

>> This is really fertile soil. I could

sink my roots in here.

>> Tara, quick over here.

Best wishes to all my fans from the

tomato [music] link.

It's ketchup and it's still fresh.

[music]

FT feels it, too. The tomato link is

here, [music]

probably watching us at this very

moment.

We're going to need some special [music]

help.

>> Finn Letter's Tomatoless Pizza Palace

and Finlet Letter speaking. Uncle

Wilbert, this is Chad in the Zucchini

BOTANICAL GARDENS. WE NEED HELP. WE

FOUND THE MISSING TOMATO LINK.

>> Tomato link? That could be bad. Very,

very bad. I'm on my way, Chad.

[music]

>> Found the Sham Smith.

>> Sam, speak up. I can barely hear you.

>> Finley, that's you. I'm on a secret

assignment. Industrial espionage. What's

up?

>> Trouble, Sam. Tomato trouble.

>> Tomatoes. Say no more, buddy. Sam is on

his way.

And this is fresh water.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Oh, I don't know. I WAS NEVER THERE.

>> QUIET, FT. What's wrong with you anyway?

[music]

Excellent. You did it, dude. Yeah. I

[music] mean, doctor, your magnificence.

We got the tomato link. Ow. Of course I

did it. Was there ever any doubt?

Whoa. Gnarly.

Correction, Doc. [music]

It's got us.

>> [music]

>> Did I forget something? FP, my bathing

suit.

>> [music]

[music]

>> TORA.

[music]

[music]

[music]

I the black lagoon has claimed another

victim.

>> Did you see? Incredible. It was the

missing tomato [music] link alive after

all these years.

>> Don't worry, FT. We'll find Tara

somehow.

>> [music]

[music]

>> You oversized seaweed salad.

Good. Now's my chance.

>> [music]

>> Just what kind of game are you playing?

>> Domino's?

[music]

I haven't had a decent game since a

couple of 49ers wandered in here by

accident.

>> Miners looking for gold.

>> Football players looking for a pass.

Ladies first.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm not exactly a lady. I'm a bit of a

[music] tomato myself.

>> It's all right. I'm not prejudiced.

>> You know, this is really fun and all

that, but my friends will be worrying

about me. And there's this mad [music]

scientist lurking about in the bushes.

>> Well, how thoughtless of me. Feel free

to call home.

>> Thank you.

[music]

>> Hello, Tara. We were worried.

>> I'm glad you're fine.

>> I only wish we were.

>> I have to leave. That little bit of

trouble I told you about.

>> Yes, it's been that kind of day.

Ow, this is fun.

Wa!

I said set the timer for 1 minute, not 1

second.

>> OKAY, SORRY. COME.

>> Where is Zultan and that ridiculous gang

[music] of five? I'm not paying for no

shows. ENEMY AT 6:00. THEY WRITE savings

time for THE GLORY OF OUR EMPLOYER AND

THE NO nonsense for the riser. He

promised us tomatoes attack.

[music]

>> We're trapped in the devil's sink.

Someone lower the water level.

>> Brother.

[music]

>> Hi. How's it going?

>> Well, outside the fact that we're

outnumbered a thousand to one, not so

bad.

Maybe I spoke too soon. Here they come

again.

>> Let's give them a taste of their own

medicine.

>> With what?

>> Use your fingers. Like when you were a

kid.

>> Uh, Chad, you forget that when I was a

kid, I was a tomato.

>> Fingers. What kind of game is this?

The kind of game Zotan likes. Hang on,

Chad boy. Uncle Rover's coming.

We have met the enemy that [music] he's

a lot bigger than us. Red,

[music]

>> I'm parachuting down to help Chad.

>> OH, SAM, CUT THE PARACHUTE LOOSE.

>> GOTCHA.

from the plane,

not from me.

>> SORRY, WILMA. I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER next

time.

>> Doctor, sir, someone's [music] burst our

balloon. It happens to all of us bad

guys. Sooner or later.

[music]

Ah! Ooh!

>> The water level's rising.

>> Hooray! We're out of the devil's sink.

Thanks to Uncle Wilbur.

>> Sometimes I think I may be getting too

old for this kind of stuff.

>> So, this is how it all ends with a

whimp. The tomato link. Dude, what a

magnificent mutation to add to my

arsenal.

>> Awfully sorry, gent. This vegetable's

not for sale.

TATA. WOULD YOU CONSIDER A LONG-TERM

rental agreement? Your option.

I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

[music]

>> What's happening, doctor? What should it

look like? Einstein, we're being flushed

down the drain. Whoa.

>> See you back at the pizza palace, Uncle

Wilbur. Thanks for the help.

Wherever there's a tomato threatening

the peace and security of the free

world, that's where you'll find WILBUR

FINLETTER and the Tomato task force.

>> Let's go home, Sam.

[music]

>> Tomato Link.

>> It's okay. He's on our side.

Not all tomatoes are vicious veggies

bent on [music] pondering pillillage,

you know.

>> Yeah, I should know that.

>> Goodbye, Link. Thanks for your help.

>> My pleasure.

Be sure to ride. You've got my fax

number.

>> At least we've seen the last of that

evil Dr. Gang Green. [music]

>> I'm wondering

[bell]

E, I'll try to be more careful [music]

and step up the pace. I want to get back

to the lab and start my next villainous

adventure.

>> No, no, I'll do that.

>> Guys like that give sewers of bad men.

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>> featuring six original songs from

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>> High above [music] the jungle swinging

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They try to take what's mine. But I'm

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Oh yeah. Kell's Cocoa Krispies are such

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>> [music]

>> FOR THE STREET BOYS.

>> YOU KNOW THE PLANET IS IN A JAM. A

DIABOLICAL PLAN OF ONLY ONE MAN PARADIG.

[music]

[music]

DON'T FORGET YOU'RE WHAT YOU EAT.

>> I'M LET ME SWIVEL and say I rock to the

dock and I save the day.

>> The name and the brain IS THE GAME. I'M

MAKING

>> MY NAME is the guy. How I use [music]

>> I'm Zu Lander. CZ for short. You know I

FIGHT THE CORP. I'M THE BOSS MASTER.

Listen up you all. You're the boys for

days. When it's laser time, put on the

3D shade. Laser time boys.

Master

Master

[music]

MASTER [music]

Master Game.

[music]

And the last party pair is burden and

queen. [screaming]

Gosh, it's not like you just won the

lottery.

>> Each pair of you will get a gift for

Zezy's birthday. Zezy's done so much for

us. Let's show him we really love him

and make him a birthday HE'LL NEVER

FORGET.

I WANT OUR PRESENT TO BE THE [music]

BEST. GLINTY, I could never have a

better friend than him. I've got to get

him something extra special.

>> I know just a thing. We'll build him the

greatest bottle block we've ever made.

>> Wonderful. I have some excellent ideas

I've already been working on. Remember,

it's a surprise party, so nothing else

is easy. Liz will get into the old

abandoned ranch we talked about by 10

tomorrow night. So make sure you're

there before then. [laughter]

>> Our gift is going to be a real gift of

love. Twig Zez is GOING TO FLIP WHEN HE

OPENS IT.

>> I have to say getting Alicia to agree to

be Zezy's birthday present is a great

idea.

>> It is a great idea. I know Zezy really

likes her and I think she [music] likes

him, too.

I've got the perfect gift idea for a ZZ

partner. Lady Frenzy? What do you mean,

Lady Frenzy? Let me tell you my

diagnosis. And remember, I'm not only a

doctor, I'm also a psychoanalyst, so I

understand the human mind. Enemy or not,

Zezy is crazy about Lady Frenzy.

>> Oh, really? And how do you plan on

getting her to come to Zezy's birthday

party? Just get me into her apartment in

the court condo complex, and my sleeper

device take care of the rest. Well, if

you're so sure it'll make VZY happy,

we'll deliver Lady Frenzy to gift

[music] wrap.

>> FASTER. JENNISON FASTER. It's at maximum

acceleration.

Prepare robot to fire.

[music]

READY TO FIRE.

FIRE.

YEAH, ROBOTS ARE FANTASTIC. BATTLEBOT.

>> Come on, JESS. YOU GOT A NEW VACCINE

MADE.

>> MY personal favorite. I know Zez is

going to love this one.

[music]

Bring on the target bot. Those

dark bots look just like a raet bot. I

do take pride in my work. [music]

>> [music]

>> So much for the security bot.

LOOK WHAT WE'VE GOT FOR BIRTHDAY

PRESENT.

>> How sweet kitty. I know he'll like it

[music] cuz it came from you.

>> The nerd help. Show them how it works.

The nerd.

>> WHAT'S NEW?

NO, AN ADJECTIVE MEANING SOMETHING

EXISTED FOR ONLY A SHORT TIME.

YOU'RE GREAT.

>> NO, I'm not. GREAT IS AN ADJECTIVE

MEANING EXTREMELY LARGE IN SIZE.

[music]

>> WE wanted to get Zezy a present that

would remind him of both of us.

>> Cute. Very cute.

>> Oh, adorable.

Now, how about letting me get back to

work on our pip?

>> No problem. I still got to figure out

how to get Cy out of the house so he

won't notice that everyone's leaving for

the ranch. Maybe you boys can help me

come up with an idea.

>> You know, green bods patrol the other

side of this wall every couple of

minutes. Even if we make it over the

wall, how can we avoid being spotted?

Avoiding being spotted is [music] the

first skill a ninja warrior learns. I

hope getting over impossibly high walls

is the second skill a ninja warrior

learned. This was your idea, Watson.

[music] No complaining.

[screaming]

>> Feeling all right.

WHAT HAPPENED?

IT'S BEGINNING to dawn on me how

dangerous this could be. Let's go.

The elevator shaft should be right

[music] about

here. Yeah. But wouldn't it be easier to

>> I do not tell you how [music] to work in

your clinic. Kindly do not tell me how

to break into a building.

>> I'm simply suggesting

>> I need no suggestions when it comes

[music] to this kind of matter. Have a

joy.

[music]

[music]

What a surprise. How did you get in

there? I went into the side service

entrance. There was only one security

bot on guard. It wasn't too difficult to

handle, even for a non-ninja like me.

This elevator will take us to Lady

Frenzy's apartment.

[music]

[screaming]

[groaning and screaming]

What's all the

>> [music]

>> No, [screaming]

[music]

>> Watson. I have to admit that for an

ordinary boys, you seem to have a good

throwing technique. This ordinary boys

thanks you for the goblin. Oh, Ninja

Mazda.

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> Yes, here you

>> Dr. H. Lady Frenzy's homing device has

just [music] been activated. She's

descending in the elevator in the corp

condo complex.

>> Send security bots immediately. [music]

IT MUST BE AN ATTACK.

>> YES, SIR.

>> NO. Hold on. Cancel that last order.

[music]

>> What?

>> I SAID CANCEL THAT LAST ORDER. I HAVE a

far better idea. Where does the homing

device indicate Lady Frenzy is?

>> I know this sounds crazy, but tracking

radar shows her being taken out through

a side wall of the building.

>> You are to send no security bots. Keep

tracking her. I'm coming down to [music]

security control.

>> But she's moving away from the building.

>> Correction, she's being taken away from

the building. Then [music] I've got a

good idea by whom?

Good. Lander, take her to your secret

headquarters. The tracking [music]

device will lead me to you. This night,

the final victory WILL BE MINE.

TWO bots and Lady Frenzy. [music] You're

not going to just let them take her, are

you?

>> That's precisely what I'm going to do.

>> But we'll lose visual on them as soon as

they're over the wall.

>> We'll continue to track them with the

homing device until they get to

Zoolander's headquarters. Then we'll

mount [music] our attack.

>> Get out of me and get on my back.

>> [music]

>> Switch to homing radar.

>> They're moving into an alley. They put

her in a vehicle. [music]

>> It's moving quickly away.

>> Keep me advised.

>> It's really strange that Sway

surveillance [music] camera

malfunctioned like that.

>> Nothing you can do about that, Zeus.

Stuff breaks down. We're just lucky that

we got a visual on that new factory that

the corpse building,

>> I guess. So,

>> well, let's have a look at it for

ourselves and map out an attack

strategy. [music]

>> Right.

[music]

>> Okay, they're gone. Blitzy said she and

Twig will keep Zizzy busy so we have

time to get to the ranch.

>> HARLEY, WAIT. WAIT A SEC. WHAT ABOUT

[screaming] US?

>> Don't worry, P1. We didn't forget about

you. OH,

STOP IN THE BAG.

>> You're going to put THEM IN BOWLING BALL

BAGS.

>> Think of them as your own personal

leather limousines.

>> [music]

>> Security control to Dr. H. The homing

device is stationary. They've reached

their destination.

>> EXCELLENT.

PREPARE all MDBs for immediate attack.

We're moving out.

>> There must be something wrong with

Swing's visual lens, too. This is just a

deserted ranch.

Maybe,

maybe not. The house could be a phony

frame. Maybe [music] they're building

the factory inside of it.

>> Anything's possible.

>> Looks like no one's around. Why don't we

have a look inside?

>> Let's do it.

>> Success.

>> [music]

>> Looks empty, but be [music] on guard.

Shh. Keep quiet, Liz.

[music]

Something's not right here. I [music]

can feel it.

Happy birthday, Zezy.

>> But I I I

never was a factory.

>> Look how he figured that out. No wonder

he's a scientific genius.

>> YEAH.

[laughter]

[music]

All units will remain together until my

order.

You're approximately [music]

6 minutes from target.

These battle bots ARE THE BEST YOU TWO

HAVE EVER MADE. What a great birthday

present.

>> Man, I can't wait TO TRY THEM OUT

AGAINST THE CORPSE. HEY, are these

presents for me or for you?

[laughter]

>> Come on, ZEZY. OPEN OUR PRESENTS.

>> WHAT could this be?

>> Open it, Zezy. Open it.

This is just like the teddy bear I had

when I was a boy. I love it, Kitty.

[music] Thanks, Derer. It's fantastic.

>> No, I'm not. Fantastic. is an adjective

meaning wonderful or superb.

>> And that's exactly what you are.

>> I told you Zezy like it. You did great,

[music] kitty.

>> All right,

>> let's bring her in from the den.

>> Let's bring HER IN FROM THE KITCHEN.

This is great. A lifetime supply of

sunglasses. But who's [music] IT FROM?

>> THE TALKING HEAD.

>> A very thoughtful gift.

>> Yeah. And since YOU CAN ONLY WEAR ONE

PAIR AT A TIME, WE'LL WEAR THE OTHERS

FOR YOU.

>> THIS gift has T4 written all over it.

>> Then we got to treat it. They're

supposed to have Rayban written all over

them. [laughter]

[music]

>> AND NOW FOR A SPECIAL PRESENT.

>> [music]

>> I HOPE YOU BOTH DIDN'T GET THE [music]

same thing by accident.

>> I'll Z. But which one should I open

first?

>> Open that ZZ. We'll save the best for

last.

I want to see you top this. [music]

>> Happy birthday, Zezy.

>> Alicia, tell me I'm not dreaming.

>> Do you like your present?

>> Oh. Oh, yes. Yes. I I definitely like my

present.

Oh, we're in deep, deep trouble. N, we

got to get this box out of here.

>> And now to open my last present.

>> Zezy, I I really don't think this is a

very good idea.

>> Go ahead, Zy. Open it. I can't wait to

see what's inside.

>> Me, too. I bet it's

>> Well, this certainly is a [music]

surprise.

>> Yeah, an unpleasant surprise. Maybe I

should go.

[music]

>> Wait, let me let me explain. Please

don't be mad. Come on, Alicia. We only

captured Lady Frenzy because she's our

number [music] one enemy.

>> She is?

I mean, you did.

>> Exactly. And now Zezy can do anything he

wants with her. I mean,

>> THAT'S A TREMENDOUS GIFT.

>> I agree.

This has been the most perfect birthday

of my life.

[screaming]

>> YOU [screaming] ARE SURROUNDED. YOU HAVE

30

SECONDS. JUST SURRENDER OR we'll level

[music] the house.

We can do it easy.

[music]

We've got Lady Frenzy IN HERE WITH US.

WHAT A shame for Lady Frenzy. 20 seconds

left. You've got the full force OF THE

CORPOS THERE

>> and I've got my birthday presents in

here. Blitzy, take the street boys and

get bond up to the attic. [music]

>> It's laser time, boys.

Your time's [music] up.

He had his gems. NOW I'LL TURN THEM ALL

INTO

[music]

Go easy. Physical contact will break the

sleeper devices power.

Zoolander

frenzy to all units. Executive override

of all orders. Cease firing immediately.

[music]

Get me OUT OF HERE.

THIS IS THE wildest party I've ever been

to. Let's see what's taking so long.

DO IT FOR A DO IT. [screaming]

>> [screaming]

[music]

>> We did it, boys. Game over.

>> [music]

>> My hero.

>> I want to thank all of you again.

[music] The party was incredible. Our

victory was fantastic and I got a

present I'll treasure forever. [music]

>> Which present? Mine? Did you like mine?

>> The sunglasses? Was that YOUR FAVORITE?

NO WAY. Having a leash in there had to

be the best present.

>> You're all wrong. The best present was

[music] the one I got from all of you.

The gift of love.

>> Bots master.

>> Bots master.

>> He's from the STREET BOYS.

>> YOU KNOW THE PLANET IS IN A JAM. A

DIABOLICAL PLAN OF ONLY ONE MAN. PARAD

about the boys and the guy who made us

land BOYS [music]

and we like making NOISE

and that's the HEAT BUT DON'T FORGET

YOU'RE WHAT YOU EAT. LET ME SWIVEL and

say I rock to the dock and I save the

day.

>> And the BRAIN IS MY GAME. ANY PROBLEM.

[music]

Now I use it.

>> I'm Zu Lander. Z for short. You know I

fight the corp. I'M THE BOSS MASTER.

LISTEN UP YOU ALL. YOU'RE THE BOY. When

it's laser time, put on the 3D shade.

[music]

Laser time, BOYS.

>> [music]

>> Can't get enough of that golden crisp.

>> Sugar Bell's after my golden crisp

cereal. Time for a Granny Good Witch

time switch. He will never find me in

China.

>> Got to have it. Oh, honorable granny.

>> Sugar bear. Never.

Great. Wow. But nothing comes between my

tummy and the honey sweet crunch of

golden crisp. Borrow your chopsticks.

>> It's part of a complete breakfast.

>> It began with a nut and a bolt. Then

shook his top hat with a jolt. PB

crisped an idea for a munch. But with

graham cookie outside the crunch inside

a center so sweet peanut buttercream.

Oh, a treat. A taste so enormously grand

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Crisp. Pebb Crisp. Pebb Crisp. Peanut

butter Cream is the name of the green.

PB Crisp. PB Crisp. PB Crisp. The sweet

taste that is destined for pain. New PB

Crisps from Hunters. It's peanut butter

with a crunch.

Start date 45484.7.

While exploring a planet near the

neutral zone, the Enterprise shuttle

craft comes under disruptive cannon fire

from a Romulan warbird. The shuttlecraft

fires back with its phases, which are

deflected by the Romulan shields.

Suddenly, the Enterprise appears, firing

her photon torpedoes. Outgun, the

Romulan Warbird activates its cloaking

device and is gone. Under impulse power,

Enterprise maneuvers out of orbit before

engaging warp drive. Star Trek: The Next

Generation. New action accessories from

Playmates.

>> Boo! Boo! I'm hungry. An earthquake!

Yow! Milton Mole, what are you doing?

>> So, Sam, I'm looking for breakfast, but

it is so dark.

>> You're in luck. My tasty Kellogg's Froot

Loops are in brighter colors. What's

bright? Just follow my nose to the

bright color of Ken's Froot Loops.

>> Now I see the shine of orange, lemon,

cherry, and lime.

>> Froot Loops. The bright part of this

nutritious breakfast.

>> Ooh, they are bright. Dig in.

>> Oo, who turned out the lights?

>> A few more will turn you on. Follow your

nose to a most colorful fruit taste.

>> Tetris 2.

>> Tetris [music] 2.

Tetris 2.

Tetris [music] 2.

>> Tetris 2.

>> It's not just Tetris. Now challenge the

system or go headto head.

Different shapes, different shades,

[music] and this time there's bombs in

it. It's Tetris 2 on Game Boy or NES.

>> Hi, I'm Jason, the Red Ranger and the

leader of the Power Rangers.

>> Wow, it's the Red Ranger. Oh, he's so

morphing. It's tough taking on some of

the meanest ugliest. But when I call on

the power of the mighty [music]

Tyrannosaurus, I kick it.

What a cool gig. I save people, protect

cities, [music] fight monsters,

>> and you also have to do your homework.

>> Man, a superhero's job is never done.

So, be sure to watch me [music] and the

other Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

weekdays and Saturday on Fox.

Nice.

Heat. [music]

Heat.

[music]

Heat.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Oh yes, the lady's getting a birthday on

the town with two studly heroes and I

might add one living legend. [music]

Now there's a contradiction in terms

grease gullet in a museum.

>> Ah the gentle pitter patter of [music]

greasy feet.

Check this bros. Says here at

Shakespeare almost 400 years old.

>> Well we know snicker doodle brain's not

here to steal a book.

>> Wrong you ratty rodents. The bus has

developed a taste for fine literature.

[music]

Well, well, must be lard's day at the

museum, huh? All goons [music] half

price

>> and all mousies half mangled. Get him.

>> Divide and conquer, bros.

Hey, how's about a little heavy reading?

>> Whoa. Time to take the escalators.

[music]

[screaming]

>> Big fella. Mammoth. Woolly mammoth.

Mama. I could have been a shish.

>> The Shakespeare book. It's gone. Oh man,

too bad Charlie's waiting for us.

>> Well, we know where to find him. We'll

give Ooze Bucket many more returns after

we like Charlie's.

>> You've turned into the curious jockey

we've ever seen.

Happy birthday, sweeten.

>> You guys, I'm speechless. And now I'm

also deaf in one ear.

>> How you get over it? That was fun. A

book of fairy [music] tales like the one

grandma used to read me. Oh, you guys.

>> I knew she'd like it.

>> A

kiss me. A

>> Now remember, sweetheart, it's your

night on the tent. Anywhere you want.

Perhaps the T-Rex [music] tank crushing

demolition derby. Huh? Oh gosh.

>> Well, I I was kind of thinking of

Shakespare in the park.

>> Drudge wrestling and spitting contest.

>> OH, THAT'S THE BEST ONE. GOT IT.

>> NO, REALLY. SHAKESPEARE.

>> NO, I got one better. Major mayhem, mud

wrestling, and cow chip toss. You are

there, babe. Right.

>> Let's try it like this. Remember, you

guys promised.

>> What you talking? Hey,

>> she said it's my choice. [music] So,

it's a performance of Shakespeare's The

Tempest.

>> Shakespare?

But sweetheart,

>> I even rented you Macho Mice some

evening wear.

>> Oh, man.

>> We're hosed.

Our [music]

rebels now are ended. These are actors,

[music] as I foretold you, were all

spirits and are melted into air. And

like the baseless fabric of this vision,

LESS CHATTER, MORE EXPLOSIONS,

>> the cloud cap towers, [music]

the gorgeous palaces, the solemn

temples, the great globe itself. Yay.

All which it inherits.

[snorts]

>> [laughter]

>> Ow.

>> Vinnie, sorry, bro. Instinctual

territorial impaired again.

>> We are such stuff as dreams are made on.

And our little life is rounded with a

sleep.

Never mind.

>> Oh, what happened to him?

>> Just as well. I didn't [music]

understand a thing you were saying.

>> But that's not the ending for H. That's

funny. I can't remember what [music]

play we came to see.

>> Well, that's easy. It was

What was it anyway?

>> Look at your program, sweetheart.

>> The title's gone. This is beyond weird.

[music]

>> Mega mucho weird. I mean, check it out.

First old oil pan steals a moldy

Shakespeare book, right? And then one of

the same guy's plays up and disappears.

Coincidence?

>> When [music] Barra Cuda Breath's

involved, never.

>> Maybe it's his own cute way of inviting

us for a little social call.

>> Yeah. Well, let's rip and ride.

>> Is the finetuning of the fictionalizer

[music] finished, doctor?

>> Almost your blue vastness.

>> I still don't get it. He's going into a

book.

>> Oh, one last time. The fictionalizer

machine allows us to enter the

makebelieve world of books, steal all

the land therein, and ship it back to

Pluto as real land,

>> which has this tiny little side effect.

It destroys the story, [music] making it

vanish as though it never existed.

>> Oh, yes, yes, yes. Pity, but such are

the small sacrifices one insignificant

planet must make for the good of a

greater planet. Don't you think?

>> But I scared of books. Why come we's got

to go?

>> Because my [music] guless goons ship the

land they stole from the Tempest to the

planet Pluto instead of Brut. They need

my personal supervision. And when I go,

you

both go.

>> Oh, sorry, birthday girl. Muscles

required.

>> But it's my party and I can beat a fish

if I want to. Oh,

quickly to the land of the melancholy

dame.

>> The fictionalizer is functional. You're

eaten eminent.

>> Send it to transport everyone in the

ROOM NOW.

>> [music]

>> BROS, SOMETHING is [music] definitely

rotten in the state of

whatever state we're in.

>> Guys,

everyone's gone.

Ah, [sighs and gasps]

a classic carbunclean contraption. if I

ever saw one.

What?

Lambburger. [music]

Oh my gosh, they're all in Hamlet. I

need a schematic.

>> My lord, it comes.

>> My lord. Angels and ministers of grace

defend us.

>> Verily. Gotcha.

>> Wait. Looks this ghost not like Charlie.

>> Lo, you wearth hot threads, me lady.

[music] Nice tights yourself, my lord.

>> For sooth, what's happening, Charlie?

Ma'am, where are we? And why are

[clears throat] we talking like this?

[music]

>> I did examine that machine in

Lindberger's office. Baitb Butt is

stealing the land from Shakespeare's

plays. [music] Thou got caught in the

Raybeam because you're smackth in the

middle of Hamlet.

>> Wow. Verily

>> indeed, thou hast actually become the

characters of the play, even talking

like them. Limberger hath made himself

king of Denmark, and Throttle is Hamlet.

It is gnarly. Hey, why didn't I get the

lead role?

>> Oh, but dark are woes. When Lmberer

steals the land, Shakespeare's [music]

play, she'll disappear forever.

>> So good ridden. Shakespeare's boring. I

care not to wit,

>> nor I

may he'll destroy country and western

music next.

>> Mayhap he'll next plunder the pages of

Headbangers comics.

>> For sooth, mama. There's [music] the

rub.

>> Such works of true genius must be saved.

Brethren, uh, bruise. Let's rock

>> and revenge this most foul and unnatural

plot.

>> Oh, what a rogue and pleasant villain am

I. This proceedth ever so perfectly.

Soon all of Hamlet, Denmark will be in

the space holding bin, ready for

shipment to prove dark.

Your cheese Danishness, I fear the

instruments don't indicate that the mice

come hither.

>> Hither.

>> Yes.

>> The most dangerous mice for tragedy.

>> But just plain tail weapon. Seize them.

Let's rock it and ride.

[music]

>> To whip tail or not to whiptail,

that is the question.

>> What's going on? Cuz throttle has become

Hamlet, [music] the most indecisive

character in Shakespeare.

>> Whether it is nobler in the mind to

suffer the stink and [music] stench of

cheesy villain, the burden then is mine.

Check these moves, you Shakespearean

shnooks.

>> [screaming]

[music]

>> I must be cruel only to be kind.

>> [music]

>> For suit the film is famine. Take that.

>> Sounds overcome.

>> You know it's all about this Shakespeare

stuff, Charlie. What do we do?

>> I remember not the ending. Might [music]

have been senior skipped day.

>> Well done, Leertis. Now take down this

poison blade and dispatch [music] the

prearagating prince. Post haste. Huh?

Miterize that mouse. Oh.

I I my le.

>> Alas, poor Yoro. I knew him. Horatio.

Horatio? I mean Vinnie.

>> Hamlet whipth tail.

>> No. Yes. Maybe.

>> Throttle. Hamlet. [music] Whosoever thou

be, make up thine mind.

>> Ah, the readiness is all, and I'm ready

to ride.

>> Have that NEWS NOW. OH, NOW I touch I

confession it.

>> Thou foul and pestilent congregation

[music] of vapors.

>> If I can't but remember Oilia drowns.

The queen is poisoned. Blertise and

Hamlet.

Stop. I remember. Hamlet's a tragedy.

Everybody buys [music] the farm in the

end. Everybody.

>> Everybody.

And doctor, I do believe we've

sufficiently to spoil this Denmark onto

wider pastures. Good night, sweet

[music] sewer rats. Parting is no sorrow

at all.

>> Thusly, I hid it. The remoted

controllers.

>> No, don't. We're coming as well.

>> Hey, what about my curtain calls?

>> [music]

>> Oh man. First tights, now dresses.

Pretty. [music] What's next? High heel

pumps.

>> Wait a minute. We must be in the place

Shakespeare wrote about Julius Caesar

set [music] in ancient Rome.

>> And low. Check it out. Mullet mounts

goons have already been here.

>> Looks it like the seven hills of Rome

are down to one [music] sand pile in an

anthill. Time to sever those centurions,

bros.

>> Hear the Emperor Julius Caesar speak.

SEIZE THOSE TRAITORS OF THE REPUBLIC.

>> WELL, if we're in Rome, then that's

either the Roman army or a Shriner's

convention.

[music]

>> Since Lindberger wants land, it makes

sense he'd choose Shakespeare's Rome.

The Roman Empire was huge.

>> The Roman army ain't exactly dinky

itself, sweetheart. Benny Vidy vermini

[music]

I came I saw I ordered you to get those

mice.

>> Well, [music] as they say when in Rome

give us some palace

die.

>> So that's how [music] that happens.

>> Friends, Romans, motor jammers, lend me

your ears.

>> Say what? Oh man,

>> this Caesar is no god. Upon what meat

doth our Caesar feed that he has grown

so great? Worms, I say.

>> Our emperor is no god.

>> He's a fish.

>> Have we sufficiently minded the Roman

Empire?

>> Most of Rome has gone to space.

>> So get me out of here to Richard III and

this time sendeth those medals and mice

to some other play.

>> Ah yes, my Roman Romano. I'll send them

to some useless romantic tragedy.

[music]

>> Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou? A

mouse?

>> Call me but love, and henceforth I never

will be a rodentio.

>> Oh, call me but a cab or get me out of

here.

>> Give me a break. Romantically, Duff be

my cup of root beer. Vinnie and Charlie

as Romeo and Juliet is most foul bro.

>> This sort of thing could bring back a

radio.

>> I faith the radio. That's it.

>> Yeah. What mean you?

>> Carbuncle has been using a remote

control to work his fictionalizer.

Mayhaps I can stripeth parts from Moto's

radio and make a remote just like it.

Vince I can control with it we go and

wither limber goes.

>> A [music] most dextrous biker babe. This

Juliet

>> there. Now hasten we to get that land

back and stop the cheesy tyrant.

They're in Richard III [music]

zones. I've got it. What we need to do

is get them back into the wrong play at

the wrong time. Listen, I've got an

idea. Here's

why. That is pretty. What? What?

>> Shirley, you just dress up as what? No

way.

Double double toile and a trouble.

>> Wow, babes.

>> Come. Uncle, why are we here? Hi me

[music] back to Richard III.

>> ALL HAIL MCBTH, KING OF SCOTLAND.

>> ME, King of Scotland. That's good, isn't

it?

>> Yes, Scotland does possess vast coal and

petroleum resources. Thy cheese

craftiness. Really

opportunity [snorts]

does knock. But what of us?

[clears throat]

[laughter]

>> McBth shall never vanquished be till

Burnham [music] Wood come to densen.

>> Burnham wood a forest

move. That will never be.

>> And no man of woman born shall harm.

>> Now that is good [music] news.

and me thinks must spend some serious

time here in Bonial Scotland. If no man

or woman born can harm me, I'm

unstoppable.

>> Success. I've connected the [music]

fictionalizer to all of Shakespeare's

plays. And oh, if we do succeed here in

McBth of all the land in all the

remaining plays, [music] we'll be

consumed as well. And the biker with

them.

>> Well done, [music] dear doctor. Art

imitating life. How intriguing.

The big fish [music] took at the bait.

[screaming]

>> Ah, Scotland.

I think I'll go oppress some [music]

peasants. Do tell me if Burnhamwood

Moses our way, will you?

Huh? Uh uh my hiny legion I look toward

that uh boham wood and we think it that

trees did [music] uh boogie about what

>> man what is this with the dresses

[music] kilts Vincent they're kilts kind

of like Scottish kool lots better make a

wood cut of this

Shakespeare never did write a decent

woman's role.

>> Here come laddies.

[screaming]

>> Hey, there's some Scots on the rocks and

me without my swizzle stick. [music]

>> Still got to get thee past me. Did you

kill Joys?

>> No problemmo thou viscous varlet.

[screaming]

>> Hey, no face.

>> [music]

>> BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY.

>> LOOK, LADDIES. IT'S THE MESS FROM LESS.

HEY,

>> turn [music] fish. Turn.

>> Though Burnham would come to Dunen, I

fear thee not. The witches said I would

not yield to man of woman born.

>> Are you through? Well, I got a news

flash for you, Grunion guts. I'm not a

man. I'm a mouse and so was mom.

>> Oh,

and [music] still friends.

>> Sorry, slime ball. We're [music] writing

this ending.

>> Lady Charlene, switch the switch. I pray

you. [music] Now,

>> first, we slam this sucker into reverse

and send all the stolen land back to

where [snorts] it came from.

>> [music]

>> Oh, the B is back. [laughter]

>> I thought you said Shakespeare [music]

was boring.

>> Well, actually, there's lots of action,

weapons, and battles in that kind of

stuff. H Shakespeare's cool, except for

all those dresses.

>> Yeah. Well, now that we got the

controls, how's about we condemn Chum

Cheeks and company to kiltw wearing

forever?

>> I've got something niftier in mind.

Thought I'd share my birthday present

with them and my favorite fairy tale.

It could happen to you if you're a

mouse.

>> Oh no. Please, Mr. Wolf, please.

What in the name of Plutarch am I

saying?

>> I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow

your house down.

[screaming]

[music]

>> Did we live happily ever after now,

boys?

>> You matchless Get the goonery.

>> That's all, folks.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Heat. Heat.

[music]

[screaming]

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This little piggy went to market. This

little piggy stayed home. This little

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>> Crazy Charlie was on the loose, but so

was a maniac.

>> Lego maniac.

>> [music]

>> Crazy [music] Charlie was crazy to think

he'd escape a Lego maniac. [music]

>> The Lego system town rescue collection.

Each set sold separately. Maniac [music]

not included.

>> In the future, you have to defrost a cop

to put a criminal on ice.

>> [music]

>> Sylvester Stallone is John Spartan, the

devil at your man, the toughest cop in

[music] the 21st century.

>> But Wesley Snipes is cold bloodooded

Simon Phoenix.

>> SIMON SAYS FREE.

>> Now fry like a chicken chicken.

>> But Demolition Man always keeps his

cool.

>> Hey, you didn't say Simon [music] says.

>> The future isn't big enough for the both

of them. Demolition Man figures and

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from Mattel.

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the lookout for the new Totally Kids

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training cards and more fantastic fox

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Kids is coming.

[music]

>> This is a Micro Machines battle tank.

And when it stops rolling, the battle

gets going cuz it transforms [music]

into a micro machine secret military

base.

>> Real cool.

>> The battle begins [music] with a direct

hit. But these troops and tanks plan a

counterattack. They take out the bridge

and fire their missiles. Yeah, the

battle's done for today. You can pack

her up and take it away. New Micro

Machines Battle Tank. You put it

together. Vehicles and figures [music]

sold separately.

[screaming]

>> [music]

>> In the 26th century, mankind faces an

epic [music] struggle for survival. The

forces of nature have spun wildly out of

control. [groaning]

Mighty [music] cities have crumbled, and

the dinosaurs have returned to reclaim

the earth.

>> [music]

[music]

>> In this savage land, one man stands

alone. Jack Tenrag, defending humanity

in a world gone mad. A world where only

the strong survive. A world of Cadillacs

and dinosaurs.

[music]

[music]

[music]

You sure we can't grow these things

closer to home?

>> Sorry, Kirgo. The soil won't support

him. There could be enough raw rubber

here for a dozen gasket seals. Maybe

even a couple of fan belts.

>> I'll go check on the two we tap down the

hill, Jack.

You can stop complaining, fella. We

found what we're after and our poaching

days are over. Look at all this stuff.

I'll be able to do anything a mechanic

can. And what we don't need, Sharn Horse

will pay a fortune for.

All we got to do is blast away that

hardened slag.

Qu

baby wo.

Where there's babies, there's usually a

mother.

>> HEY

[music]

What do you think you're doing?

[screaming and groaning]

[groaning]

Look out.

>> [music]

>> Caven,

COME ON. MOVE IT. NOT WITHOUT MY STUFF.

What happened? Somebody just [music]

paid a stiff price for his greed.

[music]

>> Okay. So, you found a train. Not a

train, Cairo. A cache of technological

miracles we couldn't begin to imagine.

It's got freight cars and one of them

bears the markings of General Technic,

the ancient research laboratory.

>> [music]

>> Body shot one. This is Lazy Dog. Do you

read?

>> Repeat, this is Lazy Dog.

>> Lazy dog.

>> The ancients called it a handle. It's an

old tradition.

>> Why not just Jack Tenrich?

>> This is Bobby shot one. We copy Lazy

Dog.

>> Then we've just set a new distance

record for radio transmission.

>> Mustafa will be glad to hear that when

they get back.

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

>> What makes you so sure it's worth

breaking open?

>> It's airtight and the seals are still

intact. Except it's nearly 200 ft down

that tunnel and the moles can't hold

their breath long enough to connect the

salvage equipment.

Well, neither can I.

>> You're still an engineer, aren't you? Or

has that fool Tenrich talked you into

giving that up?

>> Fool, huh? Jack Tenrech wouldn't open up

that train till he was sure it was safe.

>> General Technopim Mustafa, are you sure?

>> That's what she said.

>> Why? What's the problem? We uncovered a

train like that in Wasoon after an

earthquake.

[music]

It contains silver canisters.

[music]

When they were opened, they unleashed a

plague.

[music]

>> Sounds like toxic materials, chemical

weapons or something. You're lucky you

weren't wiped out.

>> We nearly were, but we were able to come

up with an antidote. We found these

[music] flowers that grow in heavy

shade.

>> Mustafa, [music] go back to Sharnho.

Tell her not to open the train until

Hannah and I get back.

>> You know she won't listen to me, Jack.

>> Yeah, and that means it'll be too late

to go looking for an antidote once we

get there.

>> Look, Jack, the dark forest. We could

look for that flower now and get it to

the city by nightfall.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Now see here, Cairo. The moles have

already created a device to pump out the

water.

>> All right, then. But don't open the car

till Jack and Hannah get here, just in

case.

>> I'll take it under advisement.

Seanhorse to Lashard. Come in.

>> This is Lashard.

>> Jack Henrik will be passing through your

sector within the next 24 hours in one

of his Cadillacs. The Wasoon is with

him. I want them detained by at least 2

days.

>> You got it. Lasher out.

But if it's Tenre, I'll do more than

detain him. [music]

>> I still don't believe this. The whole

city's in trouble and we're pecking

flowers.

>> Jack, the ancient pharmaceutical

companies made most of their medicines

from tropical plants.

>> I knew that.

So it really is, Tenrik.

After all this time,

[music]

the fun begins.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Start the PS.

Heat. Heat.

[music]

Heat.

[music]

Heat.

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

>> Look out.

>> Hang on.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Hang on. Hang on. [screaming]

Tell me you didn't drop the box.

>> I dropped the box.

>> Terrific.

Come on. We've got to go down there.

So, you're going to try to salvage your

wheels, eh? Looks like I'm going to have

to stomp that buggy flat. [music]

Pull. Pull.

[music]

There it is.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Let's face it, she's totaled.

Including the shortwave. Now we can't

even radio for help.

>> Found it.

So now what?

>> What else? We continue on foot.

>> That's the best you can do.

>> Unless you've got a flower that can

repair this car. Yeah.

Wait, you hear that? A vehicle.

>> I've got news for you, Dundee. It's a

stampede.

>> We've got to get above them.

>> Figured that out all by yourself, did

you? Uh, Hannah,

>> what?

>> A box.

>> [screaming]

>> Phew.

Tell me again how this is going to work.

For the last time, I'm begging you,

don't open that door.

You can't just [music] go blindly.

Woo!

[music]

Close that door now.

Didn't you see the symbols on those

canisters? They're leaking toxic

chemicals.

Now, get an acetylene torch. We're going

to fuse this door shut.

I [music] thought you said this was

Shivet territory.

>> We're dealing with something a lot more

dangerous.

>> We've got a human after us.

>> That was no human that ran over us in

the canyon.

>> You don't understand, Hannah. Those horn

bills would never go where other

predators could attack from above. They

were driven there. [music]

>> I knew that.

Mustafa,

>> this is what

your great discovery

has done

inside the train.

Biohazard.

Just take it easy. I'll get you to the

hospital.

Cairo. Didn't you say Tenrik and the

Wasoon could cure this?

Lashard,

you got no wheels, no weapons.

YOU'RE MINE.

>> LASHARD, come in.

>> NOT NOW.

>> THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE of plan. I need

those people. I'm calling it on.

>> Well, I'm not.

But if someone's out to get us, why are

we looking for him?

>> He couldn't make those horn bills

stampede by himself. He's got to have a

vehicle.

>> I don't see any tracks.

>> Those are tracks.

He's got an eraser, an exhaust blower

that wipes out tire prints. But even an

eraser leaves tracks like those.

>> You're clutching at straws, Jack.

>> Oh, yeah. Some straw.

>> Well, don't just stand there. Let's uh

get moving.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Forget it. That would only make him

matter.

>> You have a better idea?

>> No, but I need to get at that vehicle.

Just keep him distracted.

>> Yeah, right. Just don't get too close

and you'll be perfectly safe.

>> Hey, ugly over here.

>> You sure know how to show a girl a good

time. Tenreck.

>> Hey, YOU [screaming] COME BACK. JACK,

LOOK OUT.

>> [screaming]

>> Now what?

>> We wait for the owner to come back. But

it's getting dark. We need a place to

sleep within sight of that vehicle

there.

>> Oh, great.

>> Of course, if you'd rather sleep with

the

But what if he comes back in the middle

of the night? Ah,

>> don't worry. He won't be going anywhere.

>> How do you expect me to sleep on a

branch?

>> I thought all you woon slept in trees.

>> Very funny.

[music]

We're filled to capacity here. And the

medics can't do a thing [music] for

them.

>> I thought you said Kenrich was on his

way.

>> I thought he was. I don't know.

>> Lashard, come in. It's Seanho. Blast.

You answer me. Lashard.

[music]

Jack.

Jack.

>> What?

>> We've got company.

[groaning]

>> Oh, it's too early for this.

>> So, what do we do?

>> Nothing. We wait for them to lose

interest. Those cutters aren't going to

lose interest for days, mechanic.

>> Don't you recognize the man you nearly

destroyed?

>> You uh look, I'm really glad you

survived that cave in. And no thanks to

you. Because of you, I lost a fortune

and nearly my life. Then maybe you

should think twice before you play with

dynamite. Those cutters aren't going

anywhere. mechanic. I sent that tree

with Sambach essence. It's the one thing

they can't resist.

>> Jack, we've got to do something.

>> If what he says is true, those cutters

will never leave.

>> Then let's make it his problem.

[laughter]

[screaming]

Looking for this? It's the distributor

[music] cap. The car won't start without

it.

[music]

[screaming]

[laughter]

>> Come on. We can't just let him get

eaten.

Yeah.

All right. You want to play chicken?

Going somewhere.

[groaning]

>> [screaming]

>> Need any help?

>> A rope

>> better.

[music]

He's getting worse. They all are.

>> Well, hello there, Charhorst.

We brought you a bouquet.

[music]

>> Tell me again, this will work.

>> Trust me, Jack, [music] it will.

>> You get some rest, old friend. We'll be

back again tomorrow.

I told you it would work.

>> I knew that.

[music]

[music]

>> You know, I feel like telling anyone who

will listen about how the great Jack

Tenre scoffed at the very medicine that

saved his tribe. Look, if I really

thought you didn't know what you were

doing, would I have gotten [music] us

back here so quickly?

>> But you needed my help to do it.

>> Yeah, I have to admit you did some

pretty fancy shooting back there.

>> What was that? A compliment that just

escaped your lips.

>> Maybe. But if you let it go to your

head, next time you [music] can take

your chances with the slithers.

Heat. [music]

[music]

[music]

Heat.

[music]

Heat.

[music]

Heat.

[music]