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If I were an artichoke, I'd split myself into two.

I'd give the leaves to anyone, but my pussy, I'd give to you.

Join mommy as she tries to fix her poor son's broken heart.

Is somebody home?

Kai? Is that Kai?

Kai?

What

is

this?

What happened to my precious son?

I'm really upset.

What is this?

It's Selena.

She found out about my Valentine's Day plans and she broke up with me.

Really?

Yeah. Here, look.

Oh, because you're a clingy?

Teddy Bear's not clingy.

I wrote her a poem, too.

Oh, you're writing poems again.

Well, you know, Valentine's Day is tomorrow, so we still have time

to get another date. Like, what other girls do you think are cute?

I deleted all the other cute girls from my phone.

Because I only want Selena.

You did, didn't you?

I guess I'll just die alone.

No, I will not have my son be this crushed over some heartless slut.

You know, you should be the one breaking her heart, actually.

Now...

What are you doing?

Let's make her jealous.

Let's give her something to make her jealous. We'll, like, take a picture of

your dick and send it to her. Won't that make her angry?

You know, that's... You're right.

I think it should be a woman actually pleasuring your dick instead.

But I don't want another woman. I want Selena.

Oh, well, this is just for pretend, babe. You know, I'll just, like, play

it for a little bit.

And then, you know, we'll take a picture. And then, you know, she won't

it's me. And then, you know, she actually might be so jealous and

she comes crawling back.

I didn't think that could work.

Yes. Love is bullshit. What some girls need to know is what they're actually

missing.

I don't know.

All right, I think that's good. Can you take the picture?

Oh, no. It needs to be way harder than this.

Come on. This is just for pretend.

We're just... I'm just doing it for the picture.

I guess.

Oh, it's so weird.

I mean, you're just my stepson, so it's not that weird.

Don't you want to get this girl back?

I do.

Well, then...

Let's do this. Take a really good picture of your cup.

And she'll be so jealous, she won't be able to resist.

You really think that's going to work?

Of course, honey.

See, look how beautiful your cock looks when it's all the way hard.

I think we're ready for the picture.

Okay,

so

we're good?

Don't be so mean to mommy.

I haven't even seen a cock since your father left.

Let me enjoy it a little bit more.

but it feels good doesn't it it does

it's been so long

you're so good at that one.

It's been so long since I've been with anybody since your father.

Honestly, it was not this nice at all.

There's something about younger men.

I don't know.

It's stamina.

It's okay, sweetie.

It'll be our little secret.

And I want to see you send that picture.

Okay.

There, I sent it.

That'll make her totally jealous. And I bet she'll come running back to you.

You think so?

I think so.

Now that we've solved your little problem, I'm going to go make dinner.

Thanks, Mom.

Anytime, sweetie.

Hi. Are you home?

Hi.

Hello?

Hi.

Is Kai home? I really need to talk to him. Oh, I figured it was you. Come on

Come on.

Is he home? Calm down. Let's just have a conversation.

Come on in.

Where is he?

Not here, obviously.

He's on a date.

He can't be. He's my boyfriend.

Well, somebody broke his heart, so he really wanted to go to the Valentine's

dance, so he had to go ask somebody else.

God, I do this all the time. I fucked up. I fucked up. Someone tells me

they like me, they open up their heart, and I just ditch them.

Sweetie, I mean, totally normal.

You're young, and you're not ready to commit.

Take it from me, I got married young, and my husband left me, and now I'm all

alone. I don't wish that on anyone.

Well, do you think I could still get him back?

So, there might be a way, but it gets a little ugly.

You see, the only way to fight fire is with more fire.

So, like, just make him jealous?

Exactly. Okay, that's easy. I can just call one of my friends and

then... No, sweetie. Let me explain something. Hop on up.

So, really, the best way to have him know that you're over

him is to be with a woman.

Are you sure?

I'm totally serious.

Then that way he'll know that he completely lost you.

Wait, why are you helping me?

We're both going to stick together, right?

Besides, I wouldn't want you to get hurt or catch something because of my

advice. It's safer if we do this together.

Okay.

Wait.

It feels wrong.

You want my son back, don't you?

This is the only way.

Your little young pussy is so cute.

It's so good.

Let's look at your pretty little teeth.

They're so cute.

You have such a tight little pussy.

It's so cute.

This will make Hyde so jealous Does that

feel good? It feels so good

Just like that. Oh my God. Does that feel good? I feel so good on my clit.

Oh, right

there. That feels so good.

I want to make it a little bit more comfortable.

I have to come over here.

Okay.

Just like that. I want to see this really good body.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, you remind me of me when I was your age.

So tight.

I'm sure you were much more pretty.

Oh, no. You're so young and tight.

I love this.

Oh, that's a cute pussy. So cute.

I can't believe Kai wouldn't pick you. Oh, my goodness.

I can see why he likes you.

I hope he'll like me more.

Oh, I bet he will.

Oh, look at that.

You like it?

It looks so good on my mouth.

Let's sit over there.

Lay back, Ray.

Like that.

So cute.

You're such a good gymnast, right?

Yeah. Uh -huh. My whole life.

Oh, this would be pretty easy for you.

You're a little closer to me. Oh, my God. I like that younger face.

Yeah.

Oh my god, you're so good at this.

Oh my god,

I love the way you play with my pussy.

Oh my god, you're so tight.

There's just one little finger in there. It's so fucking hard.

Yes, yes, right there.

Oh, how does that feel? It feels so good.

It feels nice to be covered by another woman.

Oh my God, that wet little pussy is so tight.

God, let me see your finger. Just like that.

I can't.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, right there.

Oh, life.

It's so fucking wet and tight. Oh, my God. I love the way you stretch your

fingers.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I love the way you stretch your fingers.

That tiny little pussy fits.

Barely two fingers. Fuck.

Yes, right there, right there.

Oh, my God. Please don't stop.

Please don't stop. Yes, yes.

It feels so good. It feels so good in my tight little boots. Oh, my God. That

feels so fucking tight.

Please don't stop.

Please don't stop. It feels so fucking good. You're going to make me fucking

cum. Oh, yeah. You're going to make me fucking cum. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Please don't stop.

Please don't stop. Right there, right there.

You're so good at that.

Mom, what the fuck?

Oh, sorry, sweetie.

I've been so lonely since your father left me.

It's good to be needed again once more.

What's going on?

She set us up to make us both jealous.

I'm so sorry. Ever since your father left, I've been so lonely.

Nice to be needed once more.

Kai, I thought I was still in love with you, but obviously I made a mistake.

I guess love really is dead.

Sweet.

What are you doing here?

Your mom called me. She said you guys were having, like, a Valentine's Day

or something.

What?

Actually, what I said was come over for anti -Valentine's Day.

Hey, what the fuck? Is that my teddy bear?

Why are you throwing it away?

Don't you see?

Hey.

Love made us all do crazy shit.

And where are we now?

Just three broken hearts on a couch.

But do you remember the brief moments where we all felt good?

What if we could just hold on to those moments and forget all that crap about

love and romance?

Well, I don't know. I still think that I'll be in love one day. Those are all

lies.

You want to know what's real?

Yeah.

You can't touch love, but you can touch...

taste, and feel a big cock in you.

Do you want to suck my son's cock?

So, if you're looking for love, then you'd have to wait at least three dates,

but that's not what we're looking for today, is it?

No, ma 'am.

Mom, wait, it's going to be kind of weird with you.

Oh, it doesn't have to be, sweetie.

Today,

We're not thinking.

We're just enjoying.

That's what anti -Valentine's is all about.

Watching my phone's cock go in and out of your mouth.

Mm -hmm.

That's so hot.

Just go ahead and take all that off.

There we go. That's better.

There we go.

That nice little young tight out.

Your pretty little face looks so good.

I do like the way I've shucked it so much.

I do.

This is what anti -balance is all about.

No, thank you. Just chilling.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. And whatever feels good.

Oh, I love how this feels.

I like seeing your pretty little face.

All filled with spit and my son's dick.

Oh, you're so good at this.

Oh,

she is so funny.

Oh, sorry.

Okay.

Get it off.

Get it off. Get it off. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, God, your mom sucks your couch, too.

I don't know why I can suck a cock as good as you one day.

I think it's time for her to get fucked.

Sit on it. Sit on it, pussy. Sit on it.

Nice. Now get it in. Oh, my God. I want to see my son's cock inside.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're doing such a... Oh my

god, her pretty little face on my face.

I love your pretty little young face on my face. It's so fucking hot. Oh, mommy

loves it when you suck her titties.

Oh my god.

I want to make you come, baby.

I want my son to make you come. I want my son to make you come.

Oh, mommy, don't stop. I'm going to fucking cum. I'm going to cum all over

cock. I'm going to cum all over your fucking cock just like that. Just like

that. Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

I need your titties on my face. Just like that. Just

like that.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Baby, you're doing such a good job fucking her. Oh, my God. Oh, I love

front cock go in and out of your little tight end.

Oh,

fuck.

Just like that. Oh, my God.

Is he so tight?

Yeah, he's so tight. He's so tight.

Oh, fuck.

Yes,

I love him. He's like a mommy to me.

He's like a mommy to me.

Oh, fuck. Right there. Right there.

Oh,

fuck. I don't want to see you fuck. Oh, is it okay if I call you mommy? Oh,

baby, you're part of the family now.

Oh, my son, don't fuck you while you call me mommy. Fuck, it's so fucking

Yeah, it's right there.

Fuck, that feels so fucking good. Yeah, make her cum.

Oh, fuck. Make her cum. Yeah, no, stop. I mean, my clit. Just like that. Just

like that. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my God. I'm going to

all over your cock.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Make her cum. Fuck. Yeah, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes. Just like that. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Can you talk again?

I want to taste it.

I want to taste it.

Baby, I want you to make her come.

I want you to make her come, son.

Come on. Let mommy show you how to do it. Just like that. Just like that.

Right there. Hug.

Oh, my God.

Make her come. Make her come. Yeah, yeah.

Fucking right there.

Just like that. Don't fucking stop.

Don't fucking stop.

I want to see this person.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Don't stop.

Oh, don't fucking stop.

Yeah, you want to make that mommy.

Oh my God, make it come, make it come. Yes, yes.

Oh, baby, this is such a good job.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You're so beautiful.

Oh, my

God. She's

so good.

Mommy would love that.

Yeah, me too.

Me too.

I'm pleasing him. I'm pleasing him.

I love how my son's eating me out while I fuck his girlfriend.

Does mommy make you

come in?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God, fuck.

Oh, my God. That's way bigger than your dad's cock. Fuck. Oh, my God.

Fuck, that feels so good. Oh, fuck.

I'm watching you. I'm watching you. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. I love you.

There he is.

Oh, fuck.

Get there. Get there. Oh, fuck. Yes.

It's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I feel pretty when you call mommy.

Oh my God.

Mommy, I'm going to teach you how to be just as good a fuck as her.

What do I want to learn from you?

Oh, is mommy nice and wet on your cock?

You like mommy's pussy?

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

You're going to make me cum right there, right on my clenches like that.

Yes,

right there. Don't stop.

Mommy, don't stop. I'm going to cum all over your fucking face. I'm going to cum

all over your fucking face, mommy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Just like that, just like that. Fuck, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, mommy, you make my pussy feel so good.

Oh,

fuck,

right there, right on my fucking clit. Just like that, just like that.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, that pretty little fucking clit. Oh, my God, fuck.

I love looking at your pretty face while you eat me out, mommy.

I'm closer.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Yes, fuck me. Oh, yes, yes. Don't fuck me. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, my

God. It's so fucking deep.

God, your father could never fucking hit me. This is so good.

Oh, my God.

Did you ever expect your mom to feel so good?

Oh, my God.

Did you ever? Oh, my God.

Do you like how wet your mom's pussy is?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, this is the best anti -Valentine's Day ever.

I love Valentine's Day.

It's so much better than some dance, right?

It's so much better.

You want

to taste me off my

funny top?

Oh, that's so hot.

Oh, my God. You taste so good.

It tastes so good.

Oh,

you look so pretty.

Are you fucking on my tube, baby?

Yes, on my fucking tube.

Thank you.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

We're one big happy family.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Just like that.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

I could never do that.

Your dad never made me swear.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. I want to see him fuck you again. I want to make you come back.

I'm going to keep going.

There we go. Just like this.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I love

that,

I love that

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, baby, you look so pretty.

Oh, my pretty little face.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

let me taste that.

I want to taste that.

Oh, do you like the way you taste that?

Oh, God.

Oh,

Mommy, that feels so good.

Your teeth look so good.

Back and forth. There you go. There you go. There you go. Right there. Just like

that. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, God. Oh, I love being close to your cough while you're talking.

Oh, Mommy, right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right

there.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Yes, don't stop. Please don't stop. Right there, right on my

pussy. Just like that.

Just like that.

Yes, Mommy, I love you.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. I so love being close to my son's cock.

Mom wants to taste it. Mom wants to taste it.

How does my pussy taste good on his cock, Mommy?

Yes. Fuck, it tastes so fucking good.

I like it.

Oh, I want you to make mommy cup again.

Oh, you taste so good, mom.

Oh, you think I want to come like a good little girl? Yeah. Are you a good

little girl, mommy?

Yeah. I'm a good little girl, mommy. Yes. Yes, you are a good little girl. Uh

-huh. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, click on it like you could. Yes.

Fuck.

That's so fucking hot. Good. That's such a good little fucking trick.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes. Oh,

yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

It's so fucking wet.

Oh, fuck, yes.

She's shaking.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. I'm going

fucking come home.

I'm going to fucking come home.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, yes.

Come on, taste this one for myself.

Oh,

this

is so good.

I can't wait.

I want to sit on it.

We'll show you how to ride it.

Please teach me how to ride it.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Right that fucking cock, just like that. Yeah, just like that.

Oh, you're ass. Oh, so good.

You're so cocky. Stop.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're comfy.

I

want

to see you ride

up. You ride yourself up.

Just like I do.

Just like I do.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Yes, yes.

Have you been a naughty girl?

Have you been such a bad girl? Have you been a good girl? Have you been a bad

girl? Have you been a bad girl?

Have you been a good girl?

Have you been a good girl?

I want you to make mommy come again.

Oh, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. I'm coming.

I'm so close.

Okay, don't stop, don't stop.

Oh, my God, yes.

Mommy, come on.

Come on, Mommy.

I want you to come to me.

Oh, my God, I want you to come to me. I want you to come to me. I'm going to

come. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm going to come.

Can you come? Okay. Come on, baby. I want all over her pretty fucking face.

Oh, God. My pretty fucking face. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's so hard. Oh, my

God.

Let

me

take all that cum.

You're part of the family now.

Who needs love when you can have all the sex you want?