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Guys, we're rolling.

So, when Ron proposed to me, my stepmom was so excited.

And my dad was dying to meet her.

But there was just one small issue.

Hey, babe.

Hi.

Is that my sister-in-law?

Babe, that's my mom.

Hey, hey, hey.

How are you?

What the fuck is he doing here?

Hmm?

I used to date in high school.

Very messy breakout.

It was so horrible.

And things just went from bad to worse.

How did we all even get here together anyway?

Don't ask me.

I mean, like, I'm very surprised.

Yeah, same.

Eventually, you found your way back into my life.

Yeah, you did.

It was through these guys.

I don't know how they didn't know.

Did you guys not know this?

I mean... Not good.

Kinda not really.

Kinda not really.

What... What was it?

Just so you guys know, it was all her fault.

My fault?

Seriously?

Yeah.

They're not gonna buy this.

Like, I mean, I have stories, you know?

And I have a good memory.

So it's better if we don't go there.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, they're your stories.

Obviously, you're gonna tell them the way you want to tell them.

Come on.

I know the truth.

He knows you.

Like, you know, you are the way you are.

You cannot hide it.

Yeah, I'm a great guy.

Ah.

Oh, okay.

And you seem to forget this.

Like, these guys know it.

They can tell.

You are a great guy.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

No, I cannot do this.

I cannot do this.

I'm telling you.

No, you're not marrying into this family.

No.

She's not.

She's not.

If we didn't do something, the wedding was gonna be off.

And we'd be spending, like, a lot to be calling it off.

You know?

Like, a lot of money.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

He's right about what?

What he said.

Like, in that instance, I guess, yeah.

He has a point.

Oh, wow.

So, you take accountability sometimes.

Yeah, I always do.

I always have.

What are you talking about?

I cannot.

Like, this time, you cannot scream in my house.

I'm not.

I haven't done anything.

I don't...

There was all this sexual tension in the air.

It was clear that there was a spark between them.

So, we came up with a brilliant plan.

Oh, I'm sorry about my mom.

I promise I am nothing like her.

And I'm gonna take good care of Rob.

I'll even take care of you.

You look so much like her when she was younger.

Is this bothering you?

No.

Like I said, I'll take care of you.

We're family.

That's right.

We are.

I'm gonna be your daddy now.

And you're gonna do anything I say, right?

What do you mean anything?

Come here.

What, you don't like that?

You said you'd do anything.

I know, but... We're family now.

That's right.

Please, call me daddy.

Look, I'm not my dad, okay?

Give me a chance.

I would never do anything to hurt Becca.

I swear on my dad's grave.

So... Are you really willing to do anything for her?

Literally anything.

You know...

You look a lot like your dad when he was younger.

A sexy asshole.

Mm-hmm.

What's happening?

You know... One good thing about your dad...

Is that... He has a big cock, so...

You know, if you wanna be with her... You need to learn how to please your new mommy.

Right?

Okay.

Okay?

I guess.

Yeah.

You have to...

Well... Maybe it wasn't the best idea.

I didn't know my dad could be such a creep.

Or that my mom was such a perv.

I would love to say that was the end of it, but...

Here's where the story gets really weird and uncomfortable.

His dad was crazy about me.

Dude.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes baby, amor, yes, oh yes.

Oh yes.

Yes, that's all right classic.

Oh no, yes.

Oh yes, that's great.

Oh, yes.

Oh yes, oh yes.

Just can't be said Why the pussy?

Why the pussy, good boy.

Oh, such a good boy.

Oh, shh.

Oh, oh, oh, God.

So...

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Bravissime.

14%, about 15,00% awhile.

I was all warm in my skin.

So did I get used to?

I got wet.

James Thorton, 200%, I got wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Oh!

Oh, no!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh... oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my.

Oh!

Oh, my god!

Oh!

Oh, Oh my God.

I don't want to be like this.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

It went on for days.

Rob dealing with my mom.

Me dealing with Rob's dad.

Hey, sometimes you just, you know, gotta fuck your in-laws for love.

They told us to keep it a secret.

And one day they agreed to have dinner together.

One issue though, they're a little touchy.

I tried to talk to Rob about it, but then my dad caught us.

I don't know if I can tell you.

Hey, everything okay?

Why don't we grab a seat?

I'm quite fond of my new daughter.

Okay.

Yeah, that works good.

It's just, it's been a little tough.

Yeah.

Extra dollars.

Yeah.

It's a really big dinner.

So many.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh.

We'll see.

Yes.

But if it's bad, it should be less.

Yes.

I know, right?

I never thought my father-in-law would like me that much.

You think my dad liked you?

Your mom was crazy about me.

And that was not even the crazier part.

Let's just say that things went out of control.

Are you okay?

What the fuck's going on here?

Were you jerking my son?

What about you?

What?

You did this to my daughter.

What?

What did you do?

Fuck this.

Let's get out of here.

She can't even make a guy come.

Her?

You.

Your son cannot make her come.

I'm not sure that it's gonna last five seconds.

Yeah, right.

My son has way better sex than your daughter.

Oh, yeah.

For sure.

So...

You know what?

Fuck her.

Eat her pussy.

Make her come.

Don't let her win.

Really, on your knees.

Suck his dick and make him come.

Now.

Okay?

Let's see.

Alright.

Let's see.

Mmmm...

She definitely sucks to get out of your bullshit... Yeah, I like that.

Of course.

Oh, that's so...

You're gonna have to find that I'm having more.

I don't know.

Yeah, make her come.

We are back.

Oh let's see it.

Once it's been in, over here.

This is the first sentence.

Oh...

Oh... Okay.

Like you, your son is a real gentleman.

Unlike you, your daughter can suck dick.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah.

It's a good night for both of them.

Oh yeah, it is.

Shhh, shhh.

And before we knew it, we took it to the bedroom.

I'm going to see it.

I'm going to see it.

What I am doing?

What I am doing?

What you are doing?

We are doing things like this.

I am going to do things like this one.

And this is the third sentence.

.

Well, it's you know, it's all that.

You see, I'm going to zoom it up.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh,

oh.

This is the second one.

And this is the first sentence.

So, I'm going to go to the next one.

There you go.

There you go, there you go.

Oh, right there, right there, right there.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

And this is the second one.

Um

Um uh

Oh, this is the second one.

Oh, this is the second one.

Oh my gosh.

Your brother's pussy is better than yours.

Your self-deak is better than yours.

We're way better than yours.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Your dad's dick feels so good, sweetie.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh Oh, that is it.

Just away.

Just away.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

This is the beginning of the sentence.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh.

..

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We are back, we are back.

We are back.

We are back.

I'm going to put forth.

Oh, let's see if I see him.

Oh, it's stupid.

Oh, it's stupid.

Oh, yeah!

Let's see.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Yes.

Yeah, let's believe that.

Yeah.

Here we are.

Because here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Ouhhhhhh... What do you see?

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

It's so small.

What is the person is?

What is the person?

He had a meow.

Right there, right there.

Right there, there you go!

There you go, there you go.

Take over here.

Right there.

There you go.

Right there.

Take it all.

Right there.

There you go, there you go.

There you go, there you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Why don't you take your dress off?

Yeah.

Shh.

Oh.

Shh.

Oh.

Hold your legs back.

Put your arms on the other side.

Here we go.

Come back like this.

Okay.

Here we go.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow, that's a good old piece.

A little piece for that to happen.

I like it.

Oh, wow.

Put that back inside your daughter.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, little lady... Aha.

I didn't memory it together.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, wow.

He's sick.

He's ready.

Brav, brav.

Mieli.

Here, son.

Right there, Jeff.

See?

Your son is good.

He is tearing that pussy up.

Yeah, look at that part.

Right there.

I'm gonna switch around for it.

Yeah.

That's a lot.

I'm gonna switch around for it.

I have to take your old mother for another spin.

Take those pants off.

I want to let you stay for once.

Sit on your backs.

Like this?

Just like that.

Oh my god, such a nice revival.

It's the second one.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I miss this guy.

I came here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I can't stand here, bravism.

I will be fing with me.

My dad and I were filming... that's mine.

Oh, that feels pretty good.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Maybe we should do this more.

Shhh!

Ah!

Right, dude.

Right, dude.

Bravo, sir, bravo, bravo.

Oh, my God.

And this is the first sentence.

Oh my God.

Let me see...

Yeah, let me see.

I want to see... I want to see... Oh.

Oh my God... Yeah.

Oh my God...

Oh, my God, this is the second one.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I love this.

I love this.

You are so cocky.

Right there.

Oh, I know way better than Yorva.

Let's see to you.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Come back inside.

Yeah.

There you go.

There you go.

Living that way.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh...

I am so hungry.

Sorry.

Oh, yeah, right here.

Oh, yeah, I'm going to go.

Oh, yeah, I'm going to go.

Let me go.

Oh, yeah, like this.

Okay.

I think it's time to fill them up.

What do you think?

Double cream pie, Dad?

Yeah.

You fill them up?

I think so.

I think so, too.

I think so.

Excuse me.

Yes, yes, yes.

Aah, a little pause.

Ya, ya, Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, a little pause.

Oh, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, dear, dear.

Oh, dear.

I'm just...

You ready for it?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Right there, Dad, right there.

Right there, Dad.

Oh, there you go.

Shh.

Shh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, no.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, so... Oh.

And let's just say that we turned into one happy family.