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Look, it's still under pajamas at 2 .30 in the afternoon.

Yeah, well, I have a 40 -page English lit paper due on Monday.

I told you he was a bad idiot at trying to tackle six classes this semester.

I think you know you're stuck in bed and he's enjoying the last few days of

summer. No, I really don't even know I told you so from you.

Besides, I'm actually going to meet Edward at Sunrise Cafe to study in an

Edward?

What's this, you've got a boyfriend now?

Maybe.

What kind of name is Edward anyway?

Doesn't really sound like he'd be into girls.

Don't you have, like, a game to play with your goonie friends or something?

Yeah, the goonies are waiting.

Guess have fun on your date with Edward.

Real mature.

Now get lost.

See ya.

I'm busy.

I wanted to apologize.

What, you didn't hear the water running?

I had my headphones on.

How convenient. And what about you just standing there staring?

I don't know. I was shocked. I'm sorry.

Yeah, well, the first man to see me naked was supposed to be my husband, and

you've seen everything.

Sorry? You can't unsee that. And now you have this forbidden image of me even

when I have clothes on. You're always going to know what I look like naked.

Look, it's not that big of a deal, Aubrey.

We're all naked under our clothes.

Plus, I didn't mean to walk in on you. It was an accident.

Can you forgive me?

We're going to have to be back on level terms.

Huh? You see me in my most vulnerable state.

Completely naked.

I think we should level the field.

So you want to see me naked? I didn't say that.

Not really sure what I want, but maybe you could start with taking your shirt

off?

I'm without my shirt on on the court all the time.

That's not the same, or as close as you see me. I mean...

Plus, you always have a t -shirt or a tank top on.

Okay, fine.

It's not a big deal.

Look.

You have nipples, as do I.

Okay, well then, let's see you take your bottoms off.

Um... I'm not wearing underwear.

But I guess that's the point, huh?

You want to see your stepbrother's dick?

Don't be so vulgar, okay? See, I'm not the pervert that shamelessly stormed

the bathroom when I was unsuspecting.

Aubrey, it wasn't like that.

Yeah, well, you've seen my ass, so it's only fair.

I never even turned around.

I never saw your backside.

I swear. Okay, so you're just going to come in here and lie to my face after

just offended me in the worst way possible?

No.

Fine. Whatever.

It's just a butt.

And everyone has them, right?

Yeah, we're just two adults having show and tell.

Just normal, huh?

What's so funny? Nothing.

Nothing at all.

So I guess Edward has a better ass than I do?

Your ass is fine. There's nothing wrong with it.

Fine?

So what's average, then?

What, are you fishing for compliments?

No.

Whatever.

You saw my ass, and my shirt's off.

We're even.

You know we're not even, right, Ricky?

Yep.

I can't really show you that right now. And why not?

Because it's hard.

Of course you are.

You're probably getting hard just taking your clothes off in front of me.

You're probably one of those voyeurs, aren't you? You know, I've read about

like you in this book about sexual dysfunction.

Aubrey, you don't have to be so mean.

I'm not a pervert, okay?

It gets hard. It happens.

Nobody knows why, okay?

Okay, well, are you going to show me or what?

Fine, whatever.

Let's just get it over with.

What? You can't look me in the face like I did you?

Cut me a break, okay?

Whatever. Let's just see it.

There.

Now we're even.

Well, I mean, hold on a second.

Wait, what?

Well, this is really interesting. You have, like, veins on the side of your

penis, and what's that fluid coming out of the tip?

Like I said, it's out of my control.

Is that as big as it's gonna get?

What's wrong with the size of it now? Nothing, I was just curious.

I mean, yeah, if I touch it, it'll get bigger.

Okay, well, go ahead.

I'm not jerking off in front of you.

Look, you're the one that asked for forgiveness.

This is the call.

So now you want me to jerk off in front of you?

So what, you're the pervert now?

Or you can pull up your pants, get out of my room, and never speak to me again.

Don't say that.

Okay, okay.

So,

what does it feel like? The skin looks so smooth.

I don't know.

I think that's as big as it's gonna get.

Fuck off, sis.

It's getting bigger.

It's obvious, can't you see?

It doesn't really look like it to me, but hey, it's nice.

Like, don't get your feelings hurt.

Feelings aren't hurt.

Maybe I could.

I'll make it harder.

That's okay.

Um, yeah, sure.

But just a little bit, though. I don't want this getting weird.

Okay.

It's like throbbing in my hand.

Maybe you should use your other hand.

weird.

What? Why?

I mean, they just, like, hang there, and they have, like,

fuzzy stuff on them.

Aubrey, do me a favor and please stop talking.

You're never gonna get this thing to full mass if you keep talking shit about

dick and balls.

Okay, I'm sorry, just tell me how you like to be touched, I guess.

Using your other hand. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Good job.

So you've never done this before?

It feels really good.

Never. I told you, I'm saving myself for the man I love.

Yeah, right.

You know, I wonder what this stuff tastes like.

It's not pleasant at all.

How was that?

I kind of really like it.

So you wanna?

No, Ricky, I don't wanna.

Sorry I asked.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't go. I mean, like, you haven't seen the inside

of me. I mean, I think it might only be fair since I got to see your penis

and...

Touch it.

You want to show me?

Well, I want you to tell me if it's pretty or not.

Okay.

Is it okay?

It's perfect.

You know something?

Sometimes it aches.

It does?

It gets uncomfortable and tight if I don't rub it.

You want me to leave?

No, I want you to rub yours on it.

Sex? No, stupid.

We're not having sex.

We're just helping each other out. Like, I mean, when your penis gets hard, it

gets uncomfortable, right?

Yeah.

Well, then, just rub it up and down on my labia.

Okay.

Okay.

I don't know if you've already seen them, but what if I showed you my boobs

again?

I mean,

now that they're all dry.

Maybe you could kiss me while you rub my

pussy again?

So bad.

There is no Edward.

Getting used to it.

What's happening, Ricky?

We could do it from behind.

Really, really deep in there.

taste your cum.

Do you like it?

I do.

I've never had a penis in my mouth before.

Especially with

Me on it.

Oh my god.

Is that okay?

That's perfect.

You've never done this before.

We've been hoping this.

I was saving myself.

Online ones.

Yeah, what do you want to do?

Maybe ride two with me on top?

Thank you.

You know, I wonder.

Holy shit.

I thought they were weird.

It does feel weird on my tongue.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

I really, really like it.

But this time I want you on top.

I don't think so.

I like whatever you're doing.

Oh my goodness.

Can you kiss me again if that's not weird?

Before we pass that.

It's so much better when you're living it than when I do it.

That's where you go now.