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What's up, babe?

Yeah, what's up?

You know, I've been wanting to talk to you about something.

Yeah, well, later on. Whatever you want, babe.

I just think that, um, you know, it's just been a little bit boring lately.

You think so, really?

I mean, yes, really.

It has been enough for you?

No, you've been, like, pretty boring. Like, our sex life is just not what it

I can't believe I'm hearing this.

So, um, I mean, I have an idea, I mean, if you're open to it, you know, and then

everybody can be happy, I'll be happy, you know. I did, yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy

wife, happy husband, whatever, however it goes, you know. Yeah, happy wife,

happy life. So, I, I think a new toy, I'm open to toys, I'm open to, like, you

know, whatever idea you go. I mean, babe, I mean, we've, we've tried enough

toys, you don't think?

I mean, there's gotta be a toy out there.

That's your size. The size that you want.

Because I know I'm not big enough for you.

Um, exactly.

So, um, yeah, I have something in mind that I want to try. I mean,

I'll try and keep up with mine. Oh, he's here.

Who? He's here? Who?

Oh, just wait and we'll see, okay?

What's going on?

I mean, you love me, right? You're down with whatever.

We'll see.

Who is this?

Hey man, what's up? I mean, you're starting to be down with whatever I

right? This is what you want?

What's up, how you doing? Hey, how you doing?

I mean, these guys are just not really working out anymore.

So you don't want any toys?

I can take you to the store. You don't want any toys?

I mean, this is a better sale. You can even take a live toy.

I mean, I guess. I guess it's better that I can sit here and watch you do

thing with your toy. Your new toy.

Yeah, I feel you like that.

This is the damn lock. I'll show you how that sounds when you want it.

Okay. Yeah, like a real one.

Okay, I guess I'll take some notes.

Yeah, you could learn something today.

Wow, he's already interested in me. Look at that.

Wow. I mean, did you want to trust me with that?

I mean, he's your new friend, so I'll just, yeah, it's okay.

Look, he's getting on to us now.

Just calm down.

I don't know, just...

I just want you to be okay.

I don't want to be okay with this.

God, I can't believe this.

I got it.

Wow.

What is going on here?

Is this a tumor?

Yes. It's here, right?

Okay, let's see.

Let's see you do what you want to do.

Okay, I understand.

You guys are comfortable?

Big, right?

Mm -hmm.

Definitely bigger than one.

You should have been able to satisfy her.

Would you find him?

Don't worry about it.

He's totally into you. He really likes you. I can tell.

Why are you worried about that?

I think you're worried about the wrong

thing right now.

I just want you to be happy

I'm kind of enjoying this a little bit.

Do you enjoy staying and watching me and stuff?

Yeah, I do.

I'm going to have to come home a lot often.

Yeah, I think so. Keep it happening. Yeah, I might be able to do something

that.

I mean, it's nothing. I mean, never mind. You know, I don't want to hurt you

long.

Oh, it looks like you've got another plan for me.

Let me help you guys.

Okay, maybe.

Yeah, that's the least I can do.

Thank you so much.

No problem.

No problem at all.

Yes, if you want.

This is your idea?

Yeah, this is my idea.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

This dick is so fucking big.

Oh shit.

Thank you.