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Hello? Hi, this is Vivian. I was wondering if the two -bedroom,

one -bath was available.

Yeah, I saw online.

Oh, it's not?

Okay, thank you. Have a nice day.

Hey.

Yes, I'm Vivian.

I was calling about the one bedroom that you have online.

Oh, it is available?

Okay, yes.

Um, Saturday?

Yep.

Okay. Saturday evening. Thank you.

You hear that?

Three appointments for Saturday for house viewing.

I'm out of here.

I'm done.

This is serious.

Yeah? Now you want to talk? Now you want to communicate? Because you figured it

out?

That's not even a house. That's a fucking half a bathroom and a stove.

all, first of all, this is enough space for me, myself, and I, okay?

Well, shit you have.

You know what? This is why we're over.

Done.

This place is really needing a little fixer -upper, so I hope you can handle

that. Yeah, well, we're moving out. in two weeks and you have to help me fix

everything so I can get my money back. My deposit.

Oh, your money.

Your money. Your money. Your deposit.

Forget about all the bills that I pay and everything. Forget about all this.

You can go and look it up right now. Where are the receipts? Whose name is on

everything? The Wi -Fi doesn't count.

You got to have like, just like I did, everything else has to be in here. We're

not talking about the Wi -Fi and all the pass bills. We're talking about the

security deposits.

I paid that. And why do we do that? To help you in your credit, right? Because

you talked me into it because I'm a fucking moron for listening.

Yes, you're a dumbass.

You know what?

You can handle all this shit around this house. I'm not going to do anything.

The window, guess what?

Your problem.

This little fucking plumbing issue with the disposal, whatever's going on, your

problem. All right? So, yeah. All this other shit, everything else, that little

shitty table that your aunt with the bum foot gave you, fuck all that. You can

fix all that shit because I'm done.

I don't want to hear it. You're done? I'm done.

Great. Good riddance. Over.

All you do is charge your phone, eat hot chips, and lie.

Oh, how nice of you to leave the bag in here for me.

You're not going to help me fix it?

Uh, I don't know. I don't think that I was on the security deposit that I had

fix anything, so I think you got it.

What even do I use?

Your brain?

Damn.

Oh, man.

What's up? What happened?

Bunny, can you help me? I'm stuck.

That's pretty funny of me.

You know, I haven't seen you like this in a long time, in this position.

Don't be a perv.

I mean, we're both sexually frustrated.

That's why I think you're being such a bitch in the first place, respectfully.

But, I mean, I could help you out with that a little bit, and I'll help you out

with that. Just do whatever you want. Just get me out of here.

Trying to wash clothes, too?

No, I'm trying to get undone.

after you help me a little bit.

I actually missed this part about you.

I'll miss this for sure.

Don't be used to it.

Fuck.

Jesus.

It's been so long since we've fucked.

You got what you wanted. Can you help me now?

This disposal is still filled with junk.

Yeah, your junk.

Uh, I believe this is your cereal spoon.

That's right.

so I would not be surprised if every sink in here is clogged with it. Okay.

First of all, this is good hair.

Um... I'll just have to, um... Can

you keep it down there? I'm trying to finish this episode.

Yeah, you're being useless in here.

Uh... Wow.

You...

This ring that you got is fucking stuck in here.

Oh, man, man, man.

There's something I spent money on and gave you as a gift.

Causing problems.

Can you just, can you, can you come and see and check it out? It's...

Yo, this guy on here, I don't know if you've watched this last

season, but I don't know, maybe we were still... Okay.

Yeah, there wasn't a complaint before.

Wait, I don't understand why.

You're genuinely stuck, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah.

On this stupid ring.

What are you wearing?

Where are you going right now at?

It's none of your concern anymore.

Who does housework in this?

didn't, that's pretty crazy. It's really crazy.

I've got new people to impress.

How about this?

Remember you gave me blue balls the other day? When I once again helped you

against my better judgment, I still helped you, but you kind of, you know,

left me hanging. And I don't want blue balls if I'm going out of my way for

so I think it's only fair if you go out of your way for me.

Oh.

It's not going to waste me any time. About two minutes.

You think you're fucking funny.

Quite hilarious.

You don't have to complain about those two minutes.

Usually.

Look at you. See?

Damn you.

Watch yourself.

Watch yourself.

Where are you going when you can't take this off?

Hmm.

Oh, shit.

I can't just wiggle on that.

It's stuck. Yeah.

Might as well just relax and let me help myself so I can help you.

Oh. I mean, you're used to just lying there, right?

Most of the time.

Wow. It's not like it's going to take you long anyway.

You should definitely just relax and let me help myself, and then I'll help you.

Oh. Usually ladies first, but you're fucking rude, so.

Yeah. Take your time.

without even actually fucking leaving.

some duck omelette

It's been days now.

Look.

This thing.

What is this juice? Why?

What is wrong with you?

You probably spilled it.

Right. Because I'm the only one who drinks fluids in the house, right?

I don't know. You just make the most mess.

This is why I'm through.

medicine shut up.

Your stain.

My stain.

Yeah, of course.

My stain.

Anything wrong with that was my fault, right?

Why, you get the security deposit back.

Yup.

Can't stop the predicament.

This is... This... This is great.

What were you... Why didn't you just clean it from that?

You know what?

The logic wasn't your strong point.

What are you going to do now?

Well, you're going to have to pull me out.

Oh, I'm going to have to?

Um, yes.

This coming from the same person who is, I mean, we're breaking up.

And you left me with blue balls not once, but twice.

And, uh, I don't know, you seem to need my help again.

What are you insinuating?

Oh, I think you know. I think it's time you actually at least let me have sex

and finish one more time before we leave. Or before you leave. Whoever's

leaving.

Right.

Just do whatever, but you're not going to make me change my mind.

I mean, so you're saying if I just thought you were really good one time,

you're not going to make me even consider staying with you?

Just do whatever, okay?

Good enough for me.

Oh, man.

Wow, you are genuinely fucking stoked. How do you... Every time...

Only it can match that attitude.

You've just done this the whole time.

Wow.

You know.

Okay.

I don't know.

this month baby.

Fuck.

Mmm.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

God.

Oh. God.

Oh, shit.

You still want to break up?

I'll think about it.

I mean, I guess I...