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My name is, well, they call me Tool.

I used to be a mercenary.

But in time, I figured inking people was less heavy on my conscience than

wasting them.

Unless I was really drunk and the tattoo came out like shit.

But that's a different story.

This is Baby Ross, the leader.

A real hard ass.

And a total burnout.

Which is no joke.

Leah Christmas, hot as hell and just as unstable.

But make no mistake, there's no one better with a knife.

Benny, can't drive a car or sit, but he's the only one who can actually hold

their own without a weapon.

This is Guns N' Roses, their resident sniper, and their biggest liability.

Her ego is almost as big as her tits.

Her scene is the last one left inside you.

She'll go ghetto on your ass, and you won't like it.

They call themselves the Extendables.

Friendly advice.

Don't fuck with them.

Craig, this place always gets really garbage, you know?

You know, that's really fucking annoying.

Yeah, because you can't do it. Let's get back to this one.

She's a liability.

Liability? She's a psychotic fucking drug addict. Okay, everybody calm down.

That bitch put a knife to my throat. You stay calm.

I'm very calm.

Guns needs to go live with her Barrett. Let her live up to her name.

That knife?

It's the only thing she loves anyways.

I don't get why we call her Guns.

Seriously. If that knife had a cock, she'd fuck it.

You do know I'm sitting right here, right?

Is that a problem?

What? You're pissed because I killed a bunch of pirates?

Whatever.

Which one of you has the balls to show me the door?

I do.

At least you can appreciate a good knife.

If I keep it, I'm going to use it.

Leah? What are you doing here?

I just got back. I wanted to see my man.

I haven't seen you in a month.

I thought you were, like, dead or something.

Uh, what's up in your neck?

Uh, it's a little pain. No, let me see. What's up in your neck?

What's up in your neck? It's fine.

Leah, it's fine. Don't be shittin' me. I need to hear you. Are you shittin'? No,

no. Shit, this girl. You don't gotta get, like, crazy fuckin' like this.

This is the world.

What? You know, I'm sick of this.

I'm so mad at you right now. You don't gotta be mad. Just fuckin' shut up. Why

did you do that?

You know what? Fuck.

I hate you.

I fucking hate you.

I don't fucking kill you.

Don't touch me.

God, you're fucking people.

Shit better fit quickly

You do that shit to me.

We're coming back, you know that.

I always come back, don't I?

You know I miss this fucking dick.

You like that? I love it, baby. You want to know something?

If you ever fucking cheat on me again, I'm going to cut it off and put it

somewhere you don't want it.

Thank you.

Oh.

Okay.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh shit.

Kiss me in my fucking pussy.

You're still an asshole.

I'm not a fucking

asshole. You should have seen it. Okay.

He is an asshole!

He's an asshole!

You're not... What's a month? He should have waited for you.

It's not a big deal.

No contact for a month. That's it. That's all.

You are

fucking awesome.

Listen.

Oh, God. I told you.

You can't.

Get involved with this, in this life. I told you, you can't. You can't. Look at

Tool. She doesn't fucking burn.

Tool is the biggest burnout.

Yeah. We're all burning up.

Who are you whores in here?

I'm Jane. I thought it was Joan.

Anyway, I have a shitty lucrative business plan to discuss with

you guys, but pleasure before business.

Come here. Come here.

Hey, Captain.

Fuck you. Hey.

Okay.

So, what are we calling you?

Call me Church.

Cute.

And I assume you know who I am?

You and your entire team.

But we're waiting for one more interested contractor.

Who?

I think you know her.

Bailey? Emily Ross.

What is this? A church or a fucking whorehouse?

Hmm.

Trench, my worst best friend.

Oh, don't be petty.

Just because I was smart enough to get out of the field?

Ah, that's funny. I don't remember you on the field. I remember you running

from it.

Yeah, well, judging from your ass, you've been fighting paperwork.

Looks like it won.

Look, both of you, shut the fuck up.

If I wanted to watch the view, I would have stayed at home in my boxers, okay?

The job is the island of Vilena.

Heard of it?

No.

Yeah.

Little dictatorship off of Honduras.

Pass.

You're not even going to hear the perimeters before you pass, you chicken

No.

I'm just smart enough to not take on an army on their own home turf.

I'm thinking more about going around them than through them.

Yeah? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, all right. When they capture you and put you in

their dungeon with battery cables on your tits, I'll think of you as I start

car.

Now, as the smell of rotten cunt is out of the air, do you want to talk about

the mission?

There's one thing we have to get clear first.

If you fuck me on this, even a little, I'll hunt you down.

You, your team, your family, your pets.

And I'll kill you.

There's no way that I will ever fuck you.

But, sure, we can arrange another way of closing the deal.

Amanda.

Isn't this fun?

Getting your cocks up to the church, church.

Doesn't that look nice?

Thank you.

Nice big cup, come on.

I'm gonna put it all the way down my throat.

You could choke me with it.

You want to come on my face?

You're dirty enough to get a blowjob in a church. You're going to come all over

my face too?

Look at those nice big balls.

You got a lot of balls, don't you?

Hmm.

Makes me drool

You want me to choke on it, don't you?

So we have a deal

Okay, so it's impossible.

All we have to do is kill this asshole. You spent three days there? You must

have found a point of entry. We did.

Her name is Sandra.

Oh, I know that bald asshole's working for the CIA.

We don't work for the government. Any government.

I know.

You three should walk away.

What about you?

It's complicated.

You're gonna love this. Listen.

So, Garza's daughter takes us on a tour of the entire island.

And the pretty bitch refuses to evac when shit gets hot.

This funeral?

Yeah. So what?

So... There's something about her.

Come on, Bailey. I mean, she's hot, but this is ridiculous.

Not that.

She's brave.

And inspiring.

And I'm not just leaving her down there to die.

Okay, let's go with you, girl.

My father finds out you've got me down here, he's going to have you hang.

Well, I'm pretty hung already, you know what I mean?

Hey,

listen here. Yeah.

Your daddy's not going to be able to save you.

Even he knows better than that.

That's right.

Hey, who is your daddy, respectively?

General Garza?

Fucking moron. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now find out who those mercenaries were

she was with when we kidnapped her. Go fuck yourself!

Go fuck ourselves?

Go fuck ourselves.

Yeah, go fuck ourselves. Listen here, Missy.

We can do this the hard way, and we can do this the easy way. Yeah!

We got the board. I can go get some water in the rag. Oh, I got some water

there. I will make you pay.

Oh, you'll make us pay? Oh, yeah, you'll make us pay. That's right.

Oh.

Uh, that's bleach, actually.

Yeah,

that's bleach. Go get some water. I'll get some water in a rag.

In a rag. I've got an idea.

What?

How about...

I tell you, everything that you want to know... Yeah?

It's got to do something.

Pull my top down.

Yeah, pull her top down, dude. You pull her top down. No, you pull her top down.

You pull her top down. Okay, well, rock, paper, scissors.

Okay, one more time.

Fucking do it! Fucking do it.

Good God, yeah.

Suck that cock, Rachel. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's right. He's our daddy.

Yeah, oh

You need help?

Yeah? Don't look at anyone.

Yeah.

Fuck!

One more time. Just like that. Just like that. Take it all the way fucking down.

That's such a tight little pussy, isn't it?

Fuck me while you suck this fucking cake.

I'm not going to do anything. I'm just going to fucking sit here.

Yeah. Fucking sit here. Oh, he's a fucking little whore. Fuck yeah. He's a

Gerald Dunn.

Fuck yeah.

Fucking bounce on that.

Damn oh my gosh

God,

I'm going to fucking come all over your fucking face.

You want to fucking come all over her face?

Huh? Yeah, you want to come all over your face?

You don't have a fucking choice.

You don't have a fucking choice.

Oh, God damn it.

Water in a rag?

Are you ready, Mama? Hey, wait!

You know what?

Actually... What?

I've been thinking about something this whole time.

Why do they call you the Brit?

Oh, because I like soccer.

Torture my daughter! Under my roof, my flesh!

Relax, you'll live.

She better. If she fucking don't, for God, you're dead.

Your threats don't impress me.

No?

You're a foreigner here.

I control the armies.

What you gonna do? I'll pay them to kill you.

Um, this.

Affirmative, I'm going in

What happened to sneak in, sneak out?

Hashtag ninja over there.

I swear to God I'll blow her fucking brains out. Let me go, you fucking dick!

I'm gonna love blowing your head off.

Not today.

Overcompensating for something?

What do you plan on doing with that girly girl?

I don't know.

It's shark week and I'm really fucking pissed off.

Maybe I'll turn your face into hamburgers. Just for fun.

I don't think you want to harm one hair on this list.

Drop the fucking cannon!

Yes.

We can go.

Are you coming?

I'm staying.

With my father gone, Valina's going to need a leader.

We need to rebuild.

Aw,

you didn't even shake it. So much enthusiasm.

You don't even care about winning?

Come on, go.

Go, go, go.

Look,

it's male meat.

Here. What?

What is that? Yeah.

It's all in the hip.

It's all in the hip. You. I know. I'm a rhythm of a monkey. Have a drink.

Ever played naked backgammon? I don't. I'll play naked anything.

All right.

This is good.

I'm having fun. I'm using them more. All right.

Bottom up. You can't dance.

I used to have a shirt I don't

I can see.

I'm the boss.

Yeah. I can wear shirts.

She found them.

I found the man. Yeah. I win. So she gets a shirt.

Mm -hmm.

Roll. It's your turn. It's your turn. Let's go.

We're going to see what this is. We're going to see what this is.

You don't know what you're doing.

Nope. Right.

I don't think I'm losing you at all.

Yeah, you here with no shirt. You here with that.

This is happening.

What's happening right there?

He's blamed and wrong.

Just keep telling him that.

You're so smart.

So smart and sexy.

I don't have enough beer. I need to drink more. You don't have to make me

and take it home.

I think so too.

You know how I am.

It's better.

You know, when I don't, I start, you know, holding a knife to pretty little

necks like this.

It's all forgotten.

I love you. It's okay. We're just here to see you when you're quieter.

I know. It's good to have you back, guys.

It's good to be back.

Oh, it's good to see you.

What? I saved something for you. Uh -oh. Yeah. I think you saved something for

me. It's up there. It was my movie.

No, it wasn't.

Oh, I got for you. My baby.

I've been waiting.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

Fuck it.

Come on, Leah. Let's go kill some motherfuckers.

Oh God.

oh my god

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Where are you?

Thank you.