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Okay, so what do you call yourself?

Antonio Julio Ricardo Montalvo. What do you call yourself?

Okay, tell me.

How did you learn to speak English?

I learned it from watching American movies with my papa, you know? He was a

Yankee, like you.

I love American movies.

I love the Ponos.

Carlos Sorge, Super Diaries, My Room is a Lesbian.

You know, those movies.

I learned to speak English from all the big stars, like Davida Stevens, Melanie

Rios, Anthony Rossano, that guy especially, he's great, I like that.

Mike Queso, my favorite director, man, that guy, he shoots sex like nobody's

business, man, he's great.

Do you have any relatives here, Tony?

No, no, man, they aren't there.

Do you ever do bad things, Tony?

What you talking about? Okay, thanks.

You know, sex with more than one woman at a time.

Anal sex.

Unprotected sex.

Boy, I can name all these men.

No, fuck no, man.

Ever had sex with a man?

You a homosexual, Tony?

The fuck no, man. Fuck no.

Okay? I love pussy, man. The fuck you talking about?

Where'd you get this scar?

You pussy.

How the fuck are you gonna get a scar like that from eating pussy, man?

No, no, okay?

I was checking off one day and a fucking knife fell off the wall. Missed my cock

by that much.

Unlucky, man.

Hey, hey.

I want my fucking human rights, okay?

I'm a political refugee from Cuba.

Okay?

Do to me whatever you think you can.

There ain't nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't done already.

I got a job for us tomorrow, man.

What is it, man?

Easy money.

Deliver cash, get some product, deliver product.

Easy.

Okay, good.

I fucking thought it was indicted, man.

They had to be picking ghosts in this place, man.

Fuck this place, man.

Fuck this place.

Let's go, man.

You need to watch my back, okay?

I'll start to fuck the lobby at the catwalk.

Okay?

Let's go make this fucking money, huh? Yes.

Hey, Tony!

Oh, fuck, man. I don't know what the fuck that hand's been, man. Hey, okay,

okay.

This is Marta. Oh, no, Marta.

So, you got the money?

Yeah, man, I got the money.

Not here, but close by. You got the stuff?

Yeah, I got the stuff.

Not here, but close by.

So, what, man? Should we go back outside, come back in, we start all over

or what? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'll give you a sample. You try it.

Okay.

Monica.

What the fuck, man? Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Everything is cool. Everything is okay.

Look.

Look.

See? That's the juice?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, man. Yes.

Yeah, man.

That's the juice.

I don't know that shit's real, man. I could be that little.

No, no, no, no, no. 100 % pure, concentrated.

Okay, okay.

But I got one fucking problem.

I hate fucking Colombians.

Let me put it to you like this, man.

I think you're like every other fucking Colombian. You probably got a bathroom

dick, and you fuck for ten seconds and it's just all over yourself.

Is that right?

Yeah. In fact, I spit in your fucking face, but your body's back on me. Give

chlamydia, crabs, whatever the fuck you got going on. It's like a fucking

lizard.

Is that fucking right?

Did I start it?

You heard me, motherfucker.

Why don't you two have a seat?

I'll show you how it works.

Sit down.

Have a seat.

Okay. But no funny stuff.

No, no, no. Have a seat. Sit down.

Just chill and watch.

Okay? Got that?

Oh my god man, look at the thoughts right there.

Look at this. Can I see this?

What the fuck, man? Look at the dick.

You take the juice?

I call that a spider monkey.

She needs the fucking lubrication.

The fuck?

Have you seen anything like that?

I don't fucking know what that is.

How the fuck you do that?

Oi!

Martha won't mind.

Hey, Hector.

We're gonna do fucking business or what?

Huh?

The fuck you looking over there for? The fuck is this bullshit, huh?

Fucking good thing I left that .38 next to my cock.

She didn't get that fucking juice on your cock, did she?

No.

No, Tony.

That juice didn't touch my cock.

Okay.

We don't need that fucking shit, man.

Okay? You get fucking hooked.

Besides, we're Cubans.

We don't need lubrication. We're always wet.

Sure, Tony.

Fuck that shit.

We don't need to tell you for that.

Uh -huh.

Okay. Look.

Let's go take the chip and the money for Frank, okay?

Come on.

I hear good things about you, Tony.

Good work.

Sometimes it's fun, man. You got balls of steel.

I like that.

I need guys with balls of steel around me.

Guys like you and your friend.

You got wet balls, don't you, Tony?

Always.

That's good. That's good.

See, you don't need the juice, right?

Fuck no, man.

See?

That's what fucks people up.

They come into this business, start using the juice pretty soon.

They don't want to work.

They just want to fuck all the time.

It looks like I can fuck any time, Frank.

I want the money. That's good.

That's good.

You keep that up, I'll make you more money than you can spend.

You boys hungry?

I could eat.

Elvira, let's eat.

I'd rather just fuck.

You boys want some of this?

She can't keep her clothes on. Look, her tit's out of her dress right now.

Sweetie, your tit's out of your dress.

Now let's eat.

You know, Tony, you've got something on your head. Oh, sorry, sorry.

Come on back. Relax. Tony, sit back, relax.

Yeah, just sit back and relax.

This is Miami.

Fun. This is supposed to be fun, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Back in the day, we would have gone to the Babylon Club.

But the economy is in the shitter, you know.

Fucking stimulus package didn't work.

U .S. credit rating got downgraded.

It's a piece of shit.

So, now we just, we eat in a lot.

That's fucked up.

No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. Come on. Come on.

We're friends now.

You weren't friends with me. Come on.

Get in here.

All right. See,

see, when times get bad.

People want to stay inside, right?

And just fuck all night long.

It's good.

It's good if you're in the right business.

Right, Elvira?

Mm -hmm, baby.

Well, sounds like a good business plan to me, Frank.

Yes, yes.

Sex always sells.

Especially when the economy's in the toilet.

You know? You gotta sell the juice. That's why we sell the juice.

Now, once upon a time, we made them porno movies, but along comes the

free porns all over the fucking place.

Nah, it's better to be in the loo business, you know?

Lesson.

Lesson number one.

Never underestimate the other guy's balls.

They might be wetter than yours.

Lesson number two.

Never use your own juice.

Yes, yes, yes.

Lesson number two.

Don't use your own juice.

You gotta stay edgy, right?

Right?

Like you're a prize fighter, you never, ever fuck the night

before the fight.

You want the semen to build up in your testicles and be there, aggressive

wanting to explode, but it can't. And you get into the ring and fuck, you've

to kill something, motherfucker.

That's the itch.

Okay, sure, Frank.

Whatever you say.

The trouble happens when people don't follow the rules.

I like you.

I like many, too. I really like you. I like you a lot.

A lot.

I want you to work for me.

I got a big thing happening next month with the Colombians.

I think you'll do well.

Do you want to dance, talk, or fuck?

I'm talking here.

What about you, Tony?

Want me?

Sure, Tony.

What about you?

Have some fun.

Yeah, what's it going to be, banana boat?

Maybe we should just fuck.

Fuck? Me? Fuck you?

I'd rather dip my fingers in dog shit and shove them up my own ass than bang

you. Hey, come on, sweetheart. That's not fucking nice.

Besides, I got plenty of work to be doing for you, baby.

Baby?

You couldn't handle me.

And don't call me baby.

Maybe we should just dance then, huh?

That's what I'm talking about.

Bars of steel.

See?

Yes?

Go.

Dance. Dance. Have fun.

Have fun. Okay. Fuck the night away.

Yeah? Yeah?

Oh. I see the swimmers down there. Shark circling.

I like that.

She like me money.

Come on, Tony.

No. She's the boss's wife. It's fucking soft.

What do you want, Tony?

I want the world, Chico.

And everything in it.

I love it.

Thank you.

um

Well, yeah, it's a good job.

Thanks for having me.

Ah!

Mama. Tony.

What? No postcards from Britain?

No, Mama.

Good and always right, you know. Who is that, Mom?

He's your brother.

Look at her. She's so big.

She look like me.

Tony.

I just said it. Been a long time.

Jesus fucking Christ.

God damn, mama.

Fucking hell.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, just stop, okay?

What do you want, Tony? Huh?

You fucking asshole.

Fuck you. You fucking fuck, fuck, fuck. Mama, calm down.

What do you want, Tony?

What? What is it? You leave your mama? You leave your little sister?

Huh? And then you come back?

What for, Tony?

I want to make things right.

I got some money for you.

Where'd you get that money, Tony?

Who fucking cares, Jesus?

I... Okay.

My fucking son is dead. You hear me?

Dead.

I don't want your fucking money.

I'll take it.

Gina.

No. Your brother is a fucking asshole.

I should have fucking drowned him in a fucking river after he was born.

But no.

I was 14 at the time. So I was fucking stupid.

But mom.

Hey.

You know, I know you, Tony.

And let me tell you something. I know that money is dirty.

What?

Did you fucking steal it?

Did you fucking kill her? No. No, no, no. Nothing like that. I accept

contributions.

Bullshit.

Get off my fucking property.

You know what, Tony?

Go back to Cuba.

We don't need assholes like you around here.

Go. Go.

Okay.

Okay.

What the fuck is this?

We can't go over Brad's head.

We're doing great, Tony.

You gotta stop this, man. I don't fucking care, okay?

Taking advantage.

Blast his fucking soft.

I should be running everything.

Tony, does this have anything to do with your mama?

You don't talk about my mom. You hear me, you fuck?

Me? I'm just saying, you know, ever since you have the... That's what you

fucking say.

Fuck you say.

Okay? Okay, man. Okay.

I can talk to you or something, man, if you want.

Hey, listen.

You stay the fuck away from my mom, and you stay the fuck away from my sister,

too, okay? You got a sister?

She hot?

Fuck you, Manny.

Okay? She's not for you. You stay away from her.

I'm just saying, man.

You need to come turn to the fam.

You need some closure.

And some therapy and, you know... Stay the fuck away from

my sister, okay?

Okay? You got it?

Tony, man.

I'm just trying to help you.

Where are you going, Tony?

Hi, Montana.

I'm Tony's best friend, and I really think we should talk.

You're much too handsome to be hanging around that piece of son of mine.

Well, that's very nice, but I really think you should talk to Tony.

What is this?

This fell out of Tony's pocket. I don't know what it is.

Oh, um, that's, um... It's for sex, isn't it?

Well, out of respect, Montana... Come here.

What? You're making me all runny and shit.

Really? I'm all wet.

Really? Yeah, it does that.

Oh, shit. It makes me want to fuck.

Really? Yes.

Oh, my God.

Come here, come here. Yeah.

Fuck that piece of shit, Tony.

Forget him.

Okay?

Let's go to your place tonight.

Me and you.

What do you say, Tony?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

See you later.

See you later.

Oh, that's cute.

Good night.

Do this.

Like this. Like this. You can't stop.

Wow, it looks so good.

Are you touching me?

Oh, yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, Johnny's hanging away in his own town.

Well, Johnny, you want to talk about it? Okay.

Go back to work.

I like you. I like you. I like you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Amen.

You want to excuse me? Yes. You want to excuse me?

Yes,

it's so tight.

I got juice.

Yeah.

You gonna promise me one thing? Yeah. Okay.

I want this fucking shit whenever I want it. Yeah.

You bring it to me? You bring it to me? You bring it?

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's so good.

Hmm?

I want you to come for me again, okay?

I want you to come all over my fucking face.

Can you come all over my fucking face?

How can you do that? Is that juice that goes for you?

Oh, yeah.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Give me the juice

Welcome to Colombia, Tony.

I've heard very good things about you.

I take care of business.

Oh, yeah.

Well, this is my empire here.

Behind these trees, in the rainforest, I produce a hundred kilos of pure juice a

day.

That's good.

Well, I have a business proposal for you, Tony Montana.

You see my girl here? She doesn't like watered -down juice.

You, Tony, you don't cut the juice, do you?

You keep it pure.

Wanda likes that.

Everybody else, their product is like piss.

I like my cock wet and hard, if you know what I mean.

I'm going to expand.

I like how you operate.

And Frank?

Frank is soft.

This is much bigger than Frank.

I want Tony Montana, not Frank Lopez.

Okay. Now, Tony.

I must maintain a good hot on at all times.

Do I make myself clear?

Listen, man.

I want everything.

Okay. Okay, it's yours.

Now, when you kill Frank, you should take his woman.

I think she's a good fuck.

I don't trust Tony Montana, but he's probably prepared.

Thank you.

I told you not to talk.

Not talking hard.

Ha!

Wow.

using the jigsaw.

I can take care of your IRS problem, but it's going to cost you.

What do you want?

Geraldo Corona.

He's pushing oil on the streets.

This guy looks like a fucking clown, man.

Don't let the picture fool you. This guy has no soul.

He's robbing bad lube for a dollar a liter.

Fucking mighty cunt.

Well, more or less.

What the fuck?

That's what bad lube does to a good cock.

Oy, wey.

Fucking pendejo.

This guy's the fucking devil, man. You take this guy off the street and I'll

take care of your IRS problem.

Okay, Alex.

I'll take care of this guy for you real nice.

Wanda is going with you.

And don't fuck this up.

Fuck you. Nobody fucks with Tony one time.

You die, motherfucker.