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Uh, yes, this is Ms. Starr.

Yes, Brian, it's my son, yes, yes.

What?

What do you mean he knocked up your daughter? Are you kidding me?

When? How?

He's only been off of school break for like, what, two, three months?

Oh my God, I am so sorry.

Are you sure it's my son?

Okay. I respect your wishes on whatever you like to do. Please keep me informed.

I'll have a very long, hard talk with him, but it sounds like it's a little

late.

Okay. I do apologize.

I'll have a talk with him, and I'm so sorry.

I don't even know what to do.

Okay. Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. Thank you. Thank you for letting me know.

Okay.

Bye -bye.

Oh, my God.

That boy is going to drive me insane.

I think this is what?

The second freaking girl? Let's see. I think he's only been home like three

months for summer vacation.

And he's already knocked up like two that I know of.

Oh, we've got to have a definite serious talk.

Definite. Who's that? Boy comes home.

That's it.

That's it. He's grounded.

All right, Brian.

Thanks for giving me the time of day.

I know it's your summer vacation, but I'm a little pissed off at you.

About what?

Well, let's see. I got a call this afternoon from some mother claiming that

knocked up her daughter.

This is the second call I've gotten from two different mothers within the summer

vacation of, what, you've been out two, three months?

Yeah. Are you crazy?

I can't afford to take care of your mess.

How the hell are you going to take care of two kids?

I'll get a second job.

A second job. Are you serious?

Oh, my God. Okay. You know what's going to happen?

You know how summers will be all about fun and meeting girls and going to the

feet? Not for you.

Not for me. Not for you, honey. You're grounded.

From girls?

From girls.

You're going to stay here with me?

And no, no, definitely no girls, no friends, no parties, no, you know,

not leaving this freaking house the whole damn summer. I'm not taking a

that you're going to knock up some other chick.

I can't afford it. No, listen, you do not comply.

I will not pay your tuition for the rest of the year.

That's not fair.

Very fair. My money, honey. My house, my rules.

You know, this is crazy.

Simply crazy. So, yes, this is how it's going to go for the summer.

Sucks to be you.

What's up, bro? You're a little down and out.

Dude, I'm just always horny. My mom grounded me from girls.

She grounded you from girls?

I knocked up another one, but so what? Well, I mean... Grounded me from girls,

bro. Do you know how fucking horny I am all the time?

Yeah, I can imagine.

All I see is my mom.

All the time.

As long as I think.

It's horrible.

I mean, it's not that bad. It's pretty hot.

Yeah, it's my mom, bro.

I mean, she's one to talk.

What do you mean?

About the sex thing.

Why, what do you mean?

Well, rumor is that she's kind of had a little thing with our circle of friends,

if you know what I mean. See, that's not true. It's bullshit.

Well, I mean, there are several rumors, so.

Oh, yeah.

Bye.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What am I talking about?

Give it to me a little bit.

There we go.

What a good boy you are.

Best mom on the block.

So I heard.

Sarah, you would not believe how

hard this is.

I grounded that damn kid.

for, you know, the rest of the summer, and I'm the one who's suffering.

I can't have any guys over. I can't have sex myself. I'm going crazy.

Yeah, you wouldn't believe it. It's like torture to me.

Oh, my God.

Do I have a story to tell you, though, when I did finally got a guy to come

and have sex?

Oh, my God.

I can't believe how long it's been. I've had to cop.

Mm -hmm.

Let me go and take my son.

It's been a while, I told you.

I'm glad you can come over just for the moment.

I want to fuck that pussy from behind.

Oh, I like that dirty talk.

Come on.

Look at what you're doing to me. I can't believe you came at me like that. I'm

an adult, a woman, and I have needs.

This is my house. I pay rent and all that stuff.

I just wanted to apologize because I thought you would be longer at the

and you weren't.

I do apologize if you happen to visualize and see that kind of thing,

but I'm not going to. apologize for being a woman gotcha okay oh

great that was great um i had a question to ask okay met

this girl on a dating site and i go hang out with her are you

I need something. This is so much tension building up.

Oh, my God.

It's horrible.

Seriously, like, you're just going, are you going crazy? Yeah. Are you seeing

images?

Yeah, I'm seeing shit.

I can't have you going crazy on me or anything.

I'm seeing shit. But you can't, I cannot let you, okay, okay.

We're going to have to come up with some other plan because I'm not sending you

out there with women that, you know, that you just impregnate.

Okay, far -fetched, it's out there, but just, you know, between you and I, mom

and son, adult, adult, you know, let me help you with your frustration.

What do you mean?

Just my hand. Just, you know, maybe I won't even look.

How would that be?

Do you want to try that?

Yes.

Okay, but you cannot tell anyone. Why would I tell somebody? Okay, well,

you're a teenager, and that's what you guys do.

In college.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. My mom.

Okay, okay. I understand. I understand. Okay. Okay. So, okay.

Okay.

Hand. Okay.

Hand. Come on out, kiddo.

All right. Oh, look. We match.

Yeah. Green.

Okay.

So, do you want me to look or? I don't know. Just.

Is my hand cold?

It is cold.

Okay.

Mom, this is not going to cut it.

What do you mean it's not going to cut it? I mean, just give it a moment.

Shh. Think. Happy thoughts.

Think. Happy thoughts.

Come on.

This is not going to cut it, Mom.

I see. What's the problem?

It's your hand. I'm used to mouth or pussy.

Okay, we're not going to pussy as you put it. Okay. Okay, we can try the

Mmm.

Mom, it still isn't good to cut it all the way.

What are you talking about? You're digging it hard.

I know.

You're not going to come?

No.

Now I'm stumped. Now what?

I don't know.

I'm not going to tell anybody.

Of course not. We already established that.

Let me just have some sex.

You're really good at this, Mom, but I'm still not going to cut it.

All right, fine.

Have sex.

You have a condom, right?

Yeah.

Okay. Oh, my goodness.

How are we going to do this?

I don't know. Like, well, how do you like it?

I guess I could say. Do you like it?

I'd love to. I really want you to come, because I don't know how long we can do

this for.

I don't either.

Okay, now what?

I don't know.

I need that for my son.

Ooh, baby, yeah.

How's that?

Oh, lay on the bed.

Lay on the bed. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Okay. I'm a little nervous.

There we go.

God, I mean, you're sexy.

I mean, good looking.

Well,

am I supposed to like it?

I don't know. Are you?

I don't know. It's going to relieve the tension. Oh, God.

you made me cum so...

You're going to be a dad.