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Hey, Ben.

Doug Lambert here.

Don't worry. I brought snacks.

Hey,

pal.

Not feeling so great, huh?

You and me both, buddy. I made the mistake of eating gas station sushi last

night.

And I'm paying for that today.

It's okay, Benji.

We'll get you feeling better.

The doctor is in.

Now this won't hurt a bit.

Got a bit of a hangover there, bud?

Come on, you've had shots before.

Okay, Doc's orders.

Hug the bear and take the jab.

Trust me, this will make you feel better.

Come on.

Come on, pal.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, do you know where Dad is? I can't get a hold of him. Well, so that's the

reason you called. Come on, dude, give me a break, okay?

I need him to pick me up. Pick you up?

Pick you up from where?

From the airport.

I'm on a plane right now, doofus.

What, you're coming home today?

Oh, shit. Okay, we'll need you for another call. Sorry.

My bad. It's my fault.

Let me just... Cute little guy, huh?

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

She's never talked to a real girl. Dude,

are you for real? Sorry, where is he?

Where's Dad?

Hi. Where do you think he is?

Let me guess.

He's in his office.

All day working.

Bingo. And he's going away to some, like, work conference or something next

week, so you won't even see him.

They want to turn his book into a movie. Who knows?

Wait, so am I even going to see him at all this summer? Question is, am I going

to see you this summer?

Of course you are.

Look, I gotta go, but... I'll see you soon.

Okay? Yeah.

You got it.

Well, Erin's pissed at me.

And I honestly can't even blame her.

I mean, I haven't been home much. Hey, don't be so hard on yourself, Luz.

I've been through a lot.

We're all family. We've all been through a lot.

She got me, girl.

Okay?

Uh -huh.

Okay. You're the best. I love you.

That bitch is ready for something.

Hey.

Hey.

Can I get that for you?

Yeah, sure.

So I kind of invited her to stay with me this summer.

Really? Thank you. It's fun.

Yeah.

This is so exciting.

Oh, I don't want to be this person, but I think you're in my feet.

You want to do a little switcheroo?

That way I can talk to both of you.

I mean, the middle of the earth anyway, so I don't mind taking it. Nice to see

you. Yeah.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Whoops. Sorry.

Oh, okay. Sorry.

Lucky you.

Lucky me.

So happy to be back home.

Hannah, right?

You're all that Katie speaks about.

You're such a dick.

Hi.

Finally came back home.

So,

your dad can't pick you up, huh?

He's got some work to do. Wait, did you say your dad's going to be out of town?

Yeah.

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Ready? Maybe we should get like...

So, I've got you a meeting with Walter Friedkin after the book signing.

It's early days, Adam. I don't want you worrying about it. Just get out there.

Tomorrow's big lunch. It's going to be huge.

It's nice to see you.

Hannah. Oh, sorry. Hi.

This is Hannah.

We are keeping Lucy company this weekend.

Let's go get unpacked. Okay. Bye.

Hey,

Mr. Pinborough.

I gotta keep the girl safe.

Alex? Oh, we, uh... We broke up.

He says he's sorry.

It's okay.

Hey.

Aaron.

What's up, dork?

What are you playing?

Can I meet you?

Look, I'm doing so much better than you. Stop.

Stop.

Aaron.

Busy.

You were gone forever.

I'm back now.

It was lonely here.

I brought this teddy for someone.

But they probably won't want it.

Hi, Ben.

Hi.

Lucy, Miss Ben.

Yeah, you want to go?

Hey, Kate brought a friend.

You want to have some fun?

What is that thing? Did it

get in from outside or something?

What? No, I'm serious.

Oh, my God.

What is that?

This is Ben. That thing has a name?

Yeah.

He's part of the family.

What do you mean?

He wants you to shake his hand.

My hand? He wants to shake my hand? Yeah.

He's kind of cute.

Hi, Ben.

It's okay.

What's his name, Ben?

New friend.

Good to see Peter.

What happened to Lucy's mom?

Oh, uh, she died last year of cancer.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know. It's fine.

I mean, it's not fine. It was, uh, it was tough.

I take it you've met Ben, then?

Uh, yeah.

I've met Ben.

Good to get your head around, buddy.

Yeah, what's the deal with that exactly?

Um, she's mom was a linguistics professor.

She was trying to get humans and chimps to communicate.

One day she just brought Ben home.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

With a jet lag.

You scared me Ben.

No, there is a way. I know. Maybe he's like a player. What do we want? Wait,

are those girls?

Oh, my God.

That guy is ripped.

Thank you.

Morning. Morning.

Are you going to be here for the whole summer?

I don't know.

I might just stay here for a while.

Jenna.

Are you going to call those guys who met on the plane?

The ones you said you liked?

Yeah.

Great idea, Lucy.

Kate, you have their numbers, right? Uh -huh.

Thank you.

Okay.

Hot guys playing.

Nice. Gladly.

Hey, you should do it.

Go on, Lucy, little.

Come on, Lucy.

It's going to voicemail.

Hey, guys.

These are the girls you met on the plane yesterday.

We're all alone and waiting for you to come fuck our brains out.

1500 Kappa Hula Ave.

Go on,

Lucy. Pick it up.

Whore mansion.

Lucy?

Mrs. Hodges.

Did you just say whore mansion?

What?

No, I didn't.

Do you want to talk to Kate? Just tell her to feed the fish.

I can't get hold of Nick and I won't be back until Tuesday.

Sorry, Mom.

Phone died.

Charge it.

I'm going to call you back. Bye.

Okay, we have to get her to the bathroom.

Hey,

you're okay.

So close.

Three steps.

Okay,

ready?

And we're going to go.

Okay.

Blanket.

Your phone.

Kate, if you're going to be sick, aim for this.

You see it? Okay.

Hey.

You're a good friend, Luce.

Poor Katie.

I know she's trying so hard to impress you.

No. I think that Lucy is trying so hard to impress you.

Don't be silly.

Lucy's like my baby sister.

So, it's okay if I do this?

Hey, Ben.

Doug Lambert here.

And don't worry, I brought snacks.

All right.

Hey, pal.

Not feeling so great, huh?

Well, let's see what we can do about that.

Stay awesome.

Hannah?

Ben.

What are you doing in here?

Ben?

What's wrong?

It's me.

Kate.

There's something wrong with Ben.

Ben?

How'd he even get out of this enclosure?

I thought he was going to attack me.

Ben?

That he would never hurt anyone.

That's Hannah.

Hey, stay here. But I don't argue.

Where are they?

The pool.

Ben?

What's wrong?

What is it?

What happened?

What are we going to do?

I think there's a rope in there.

Let's tie him up.

Hey.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Hey! Oh,

shit.

Lucy. Hey, hey.

Try the other end.

Hey.

I'm not going to hurt you.

Ben.

You're not feeling it, huh?

I'm just gonna put this over your head.

It's okay.

Okay, um... Hannah.

You okay? Nick!

Nick!

Nick!

Are you okay?

We need to call Lambert.

I told you to stay upstairs.

Aaron's right.

We need to call Lambert or you're a dad.

My phone's charging in my room.

Oh, I'm sorry. Don't you have a gun or something?

You want to shoot him? Yeah. Isn't that what you're supposed to do with thick

animals?

Fuck you.

Excuse me? Your nasty little pet clearly needs to be put down.

I don't even know why Kate invited you out here. I knew you had a problem with

me.

Listen.

That's coming from Ben's enclosure.

It's okay.

Remember, it's here.

Why isn't he answering?

Aaron, get away from him.

They can't win!

What's wrong with him, Lucy?

Ben has rabies.

Ben has rabies. Ben has rabies.

Ben has rabies. Ben has rabies. Ben has rabies.

Ben has rabies. Ben has rabies.

You're going to be okay.

You're going to be okay.

We're going to get you to a hospital.

There's no way out.

What are you doing?

I can put some over this.

to get the float.

Kate.

Kate. I need you to float Aaron. Come here. Come on. Please.

I'm going to be careful, okay?

What are you doing?

Give me the code.

Call 911.

The screen must have broken when I dropped it.

The keypad's not working.

Try recent calls.

Yes, it's ringing.

Do you need some help? Do you need help getting laid? Send us the addy baddies.

Come on. You don't fucking need help, okay? Send some.

Oh, Mom.

Dad.

Why is Ben doing this?

Nick.

Nick.

Dad. It's not Ben anymore.

Please could you sign into the TV?

Hey. Ben's gone.

For how long?

I don't know.

Maybe he's dead by now.

I have to get her help.

Nick's phone is charging in the living room.

I'm gonna go get it.

Come on.

Let's go.

It's gotta be in here somewhere.

Good night.

They must be there by now.

Lucy. Bad.

Bad. Lucy.

They're singing!

What are you doing?

Nice house.

My dad loves those shitty books.

It's nasty, bro.

Yo,

can you grab me a beer?

Hey man, you sure this is the right place?

Positive.

Rose and me?

So I'm off with his place.

Place.

Is there anything happening up in this place? Dude, shut the fuck up.

Come on!

You check downstairs.

What are you gonna do? I'm going upstairs.

Probably waiting for us in their bedroom.

These girls know how to party.

Dude whether Miss Carl's man Hey

Oh my god.

Who the fuck has a pet chimp?

Fuck.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Oh, good boy.

Good.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, good boy.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, good boy.

Oh, yeah.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Okay? Look, look, look, look.

No, no, no.

Me no hurt. Me no hurt. Okay?

Back up now.

Yeah, yeah. Easy, boy.

Easy. Hey, hey, hey.

Jingle jangle.

Shiny, huh?

Yeah? Yeah? Look, look.

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Beep, beep.

Do you want it?

Yeah. You want it? All right. Okay.

Fetch.

Go get it.

All right. Okay.

Go fetch.

Oh, my God. I'm good.

Yeah. You got to take me out to dinner first before you...

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Hey, I'm a friend,

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Whoa, Donkey Kong.

You are freakishly strong.

All right, I'm going to go.

Get the fuck off of me.

I said get the fuck off of me!

If you don't get the fuck off of me, I'm gonna call the Department of Fucking

Animals and have them put you down.

You heard me.

I'll stick a needle so far up your goddamn ass it'll come out of your

Morris, maybe, maybe not.

Whoa.

Hey, Drew, throw them out here, bro.

Drew!

Drew!

Quiet!

There he is.

Ooh, a chimpanzee. What are you talking about?

What the fuck?

What?

Distracted.

calories.

I'm going to get you help.

Leave her alone!

No.

Ben? No. Ben?

Ben?

Ben? Ben, no! Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Fuck away from him!

She'll be fine.

It'll be okay.