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Oh! Oh!

I love you.

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

No. No.

Me.

Oh, you got that.

Thank you.

So you got what? The Merry Christmas?

That's it.

I was like, what are you talking about?

The rest of it's on film.

You have to tell.

You want to see what?

There. Oh, yeah.

I'm like, what? Don't you need to tell?

Hi,

son. Hi.

Yeah You have some real fun pictures from today to start you off to

so yeah, I appreciate you doing that

Do you guys use Reddit at all today?

That's the big one for Reddit.

Really? The vast majority of my fans come from Reddit.

I did a poll two weeks ago or something.

I love Fedlife. It doesn't bring people in.

No.

Same with Twitter.

Lots of views, very little comments.

Okay. Yeah.

So I found the most comes from Reddit and then like Pornhub.

I'd actually have to work Christmas Eve. I'm like, but it's not till, I mean,

till four o 'clock. He's actually working Christmas Eve too. Normally he

doesn't. But he's like, if you're working, I'm going to work it.

So, cause he's a manager. So he's like, I let everybody else off at three to

told them. And then kind of like the leftover till five. Yeah. As long as he

his phone on and he's fine. Right. Clean out, make sure everything's closed out.

Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah. All good.

No, used to do is um i just bank up all my pto like all year long and then

december 10th december 12th i just take off the rest of the year really they let

you be like what is this emergency don't call me call someone else last week he

had off and he had like three or four weeks he had i don't know a couple of

he's like can i have like 15 days probably could carry over so many and

next year he actually gets five weeks He's like, yeah. And then you're maxed

at that point. You came from all the other years at that point.

But she took a couple of days, and his phone was blowing up. He's like, nope.

He's like, as soon as I saw one person, I thought that was the other person.

I mean, that was something I established really early on. It was like, when I'm

off work, I'm off work. I don't exist to you.

Yeah, the day he gets his phone, it's still ringing off the hook. And I'm

God, your day just never ends.

Right. Something is literally on fire, and I'm the only person that somehow put

it out.

I'm sure they're going to find somebody else to help them. Right.

Problems will resolve themselves.

Emergency is, so I don't know. But they'll figure it out, you know.

They always do.

They always do.

I'm going to go get some food.

I know. We're both hungry.

Yeah. I don't like to eat before I play like that. I didn't even realize I was

hungry until you said that. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I don't know where we're headed to. I don't know.

How's it going, guys?

Cool. No water.

Well, thank you.

Have fun. I don't know that you want to touch this or you want me to.