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Boy, did I cream your butt on the course today.

Basically, I washed the fairway with your vagina.

You know, golf is not about beating people. It's about beating your own

Oh, that's just sore loser talk. Just face up. I'm the winner.

Over in the corner would be great, shitbird. Right over there is perfect.

Hey, you can't talk to people that way. What do you mean? What do you think I

pay this schlep for?

He told her stuff around. That's why I pay him good money. Ain't no shit for

nobody. Hey, easy, easy. Geez, geez.

Don't the winner get some respect around here?

You guys.

Well, I couldn't care less.

You care less?

Oh, come here. Give the winner a big fat kiss. You know how the winner makes me

want it. That's enough.

No. No, no, no. I do not want to kiss you. You're being a royal asshole right

now. No, you sit down.

You sit down? You sit down.

Come on. Where's the love? Where's the winning respect around here?

You know what? You don't have respect for people.

You're a genuine asshole right now.

Hey.

Don't the winner get some respect here? What's up?

What is this? I thought that you were so excited about winning.

What the fuck is this?

You're just such a big winner. It makes me so horny for big black cock.

I won here.

Babe. Oh, you don't have a big black cock?

That's unfortunate. No, I don't have a big black cock.

Oh, well, I guess you aren't the winner.

Babe.

Oh, big winner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the winner.

The winner. Remember me? Why don't you congratulate yourself by sitting there

and sucking your own dick? How about that?

Sucking my own dick? Yeah, if you can reach it.

How about that? Sucking my own dick? Why don't you try to suck your own dick?

What kind of respect is this? What the fuck?

Oh, you can't do it? Is it too small?

You can't reach your small dick?

You know, since I didn't win, I think that I should get a little...

Me time with the real man.

Babe, come on. Stop this. Stop this nonsense.

Sit down.

You need to calm down.

You need to be taught something about respect, too. You know that?

You can't just talk shit to people like that.

Especially not handsome big black men who could kick your ass.

Right?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Big point I haven't had any booty in like three weeks. Come on Don't say

shit to me.

Okay.

I've had it with your mouth Stop it You're

gonna see what you've been missing out on

What is this? But I still love you. You can stop anytime now.

Oh, no.

Not until I get what I want.

Is that a failure?

The fuck?

Oh.

Oh.

Ooh, that's a big cock. How are you hauling around so much cock like that

day, big strong man?

How are you doing?

Just waiting for him to win. Oh.

Just waiting.

But you won. You're good.

You won. So we're just going to do our own sad loser celebration over here.

Be happy. Come on. Please stop. Please stop. Oh, wait a minute. She's busy now.

Yeah, I'm busy.

I have to get my... No.

No, no, no.

The caddy. Oh, yeah. It's a fucking caddy, babe.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Whoa, the caddy.

Mm -hmm, that's right.

Oh, yeah.

Well, babe, you don't make those kind of noises when you suck my dick.

Um, because your dick is so small, it just disappears in my mouth.

This is... This is real.

Oh, thick, hard man meat. This is what I really like.

Huh? You're so sweet, too.

Not like my rude pencil -dicked husband.

His dick's like a ghost now.

Isn't it? Isn't your little weenie like a golf pencil, isn't it? No, it's not

like a golf pencil. No, it's not like that.

No, it's not like that. Oh, it's okay.

It's my wife.

You can drop the finger.

Yeah, get out of here.

Are you jealous?

Do you want some of this?

No, I don't want any of that. Oh, no? Okay, all mine then.

Fucking disgusting.

Baby stop now. It's enough you proved your point

No, you're not just getting started.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that fucking cock.

Oh, I don't know if it's even going to fit.

Because I'm so used to your little tiny white cock.

What are you looking at?

Just sit down.

Fucking sit down.

Hey, hey, hey, now. You, mind your own business. Stop being such a rude bitch.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm having enough of your shit.

Enough of my shit? Look what I do for you.

What do you do?

Make fun of me. I'm not good at golf.

You're an asshole.

Gotta provide you with a nice life. Nice house.

Take you out golfing.

Try to teach you things. This is the respect I get.

Oh, God.

God, Dana.

Oh.

I do love your astral.

Oh, but... Hey,

you're choking her.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

My wife, that.

What the fuck?

They make a mess on the carpet, the guys.

You want to lick it up?

Of course not.

Of course not? What the fuck are you talking about? Lick it. Shut your

mouth. Open your mouth.

Put those pain in your mouth. That's the closest to my pussy you're going to get

for a while. I got that.

You got that?

Huh?

Because you're a bitch ass.

I always did like the smell and taste of it.

Oh, yeah?

Look at you, little pervert.

Look at you, lonely, lonely little pervert.

What's this?

Oh, look at your boobies on your penis.

Oh, look at that.

Your weird boobies.

No, those are my boobies.

Oh, fuck.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Are you okay?

No, fuck.

Shut up.

Don't look at me. Don't look at me when I'm getting that big blackness.

When I'm getting that big dick.

Huh? Is that what you said?

Are you going to cry?

Are you going to cry?

Huh?

Huh? Don't smack me. Oh.

Oh. Fucking disgusting. I'd rather you slap me or him.

Take it easy. Oh, fuck.

Don't take it easy. Just take it.

Look at you. You don't even know what to do right now.

Yeah.

Watch him fuck me.

Watch him. Watch him.

Go inside.

I love you.

You like that?

You really like it?

Oh, that big dick.

You do?

Yeah.

Don't you love it?

Don't you love my big cock?

Huh? You jealous?

You jealous you're not going to get a big black cock in here?

Huh? I'm not jealous. I'm not going to get a big black cock in me.

Oh, yeah, all right.

Jealous I'm not getting any of your pussy right now.

Oh.

Why don't you suck me on the dick? No, no, no. No, no, no.

Huh? No.

I'm going to suck my own dick. Oh, dear.

Don't look at me.

Don't look at me.

Fuck!

Oh my god!

What if I let you win the next time?

No, no, I don't care about golf anymore. I quit golf.

Now I just, now I just fuck caddies.

Huh? Yeah.

Now you're just going to fuck caddies. We don't fuck caddies. Yes, we do.

Yes, we do.

This is a democracy.

Yes. We can fuck anybody we want. This is some special thing right now. This is

not. Turn my fucking cunt apart.

We don't fuck caddies.

This is one guy.

You have hot friends, right? You have hot friends? We will get past this,

We'll be down in the clubhouse.

Pass it around.

Yeah, I like that.

I call them all black friends.

Oh, those black friends.

My husband doesn't have any black friends.

Because he's a nerd.

Right, honey?

Right, honey?

I'm not a fucking nerd. Oh, you are a nerd.

You are a fuck.

Look how fucking cool he looks with his fucking big cock in it.

Look how cool this guy looks.

And you look like a nerd.

You can stop.

Do I have dick juice on my face? You want some of that?

No, I don't want any of that.

Shut up.

Stop being an idiot.

That's what you get when you're rude to people.

You're pouting.

I'm contemplating. Oh, you're contemplating.

You're contemplating how high I look with a big black dick in me.

Is that it?

Babe, you always look high, but... Oh, I know.

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. Oh, just give him some room.

He wants to play through.

Just give it to him.

Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, you guys.

Fuck.

He's killing me with his fucking dick.

Fuck. Take it easy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Just take it. Just take it. Don't

listen to him.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. You should give him a big tip.

You should give him a big tip. He's really good.

Oh. He's so good.

Oh, God, I'm getting dizzy.

Oh, that's okay.

Just take a nap, old man.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Just can we hurry up this nonsense?

Oh, no.

Mark. Forever.

I want that cock forever.

You don't get this cock. It's very fulfilling.

I feel full.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Playing through. He's playing through.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck. Fuck you, guys.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you want to go?

You want to go?

You can leave. You don't have to watch.

You don't trust me alone with a big black man? I'm not leaving you alone

him in here. Are you fucking crazy? You're being a real jerk. I'm not being

jerk. I'm not being a racist. I'm not leaving you here alone.

Stop fucking throwing clothes all over me.

Shut up.

I have two hands that struck out that cock.

Huh? The fuck?

You're being an asshole.

I'm sorry.

You are going to be sorry.

God, I'm sorry.

Oh,

I don't want to sit on that cock.

Oh, it's like that pussy talk.

Oh, I'm going to ruin my pussy.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh, let me just get my feet on that couch. Are you all right?

Yeah.

That's um, my pussy's wet because I'm turned on for once. You've probably

seen something like this because you're such an annoying little bitch. Babe, are

you sure you're okay?

Oh, it's so pink.

It makes my pussy so pink.

It looks so nice. It's so pink.

It's kind of... It's because I'm horny.

It's kind of swollen.

Oh, yeah, it's because it's filled up with dick.

Babe,

are you sure you're okay?

Yeah.

I'm better than okay.

Except for I'm still looking at your stupid face.

You're intimidated by real man sweat, is that it?

I'm going to grind his fucking ass into your couch.

I'll piss you off.

You deserve it.

You deserve it.

Huh? You've been a real asshole today.

I'm going to let you win, doll. Fuck you.

Fucking cheat, anyway.

Cheat.

Don't you? Say you cheat.

Say you cheat.

Say you cheated.

Okay, I cheated. Yeah, that's right.

Now can we stop? Of course I cheated. That's what you get. I cheated. I

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I cheated. Do not touch me.

I am so mad at you for cheating.

Who's cheating now?

Can't we just call it even?

Can't we just call it even?

Who's cheating?

Do it right in front of you, asshole.

You're a moron? No, this is cheating.

This is cheating. I admit my fault. Now you admit yours.

And we can move forward with this. My only fault is marrying you.

Had I known what an asshole you were with such a small dick, I would have

done it.

But, you know, we all make mistakes.

Are you okay for sure?

Oh, babe.

Come on. Come on.

Come on, guys. Come on. Enough. Enough. Do not touch him. Enough. Enough, guys.

That is assault.

That is. You.

You guys.

No, no, no, no. He insulted you.

That is. This is insult.

This is insult is what this is.

He's crazy, right?

You're crazy.

You're being irrational right now.

Who's the crazy one here?

This is fucking crazy is what's crazy.

You want to get a better look? Get down there.

Get down there.

All right, how much do I owe you?

How much do I owe you?

Come on, we can stop now.

I'll give you extra. You can stop now.

No, no. Were you treating him like a prostitute?

You're so rude.

You're so fucking rude.

He is a handsome gentleman who is nice and kind, treats me right,

and you're trying to treat him like a whore?

Rude. I'm just paying him for the caddy. I was going to give him extra so he can

get taxes.

Get down.

Get on the ground. You're not allowed to use furniture anymore.

You are grounded.

Whatever. I'm sorry.

Men always do love your pussy.

Look what he's doing to my pussy.

Oh, babe.

I've always loved your pussy. Let's just keep it the way it is.

I can't. We can never go back.

There's a saying about it, you know.

Idiot.

Oh, I don't know if it's going to fit this way.

It's the first time for everything.

You want to spread my ass for me?

You want to spread my ass open? So I can get in there nice and deep?

I guess not.

I didn't want to tear you.

Oh, fuck.

No. When I'm this horny, the pussy just wants me.

So your pussy just opens up. Just opens up. Just naturally opens up for a big

black cock.

It's accepting.

Not just tolerant like someone like you. It's accepting.

You know what I'm saying?

Do you know what I'm saying?

You're a real jerk.

You're a real fucking jerk.

Just trying to have a nice time with our caddy. Yeah.

Looking hot.

Leaving away for the man all day.

Oh, you deserve it. You're a good boy.

You're a good boy.

Get a little extra of that.

You know, I knew you would like it when I got us a caddy.

I didn't know you'd like it this much.

Not what I had in mind.

Not what I had in mind at all.

There's nothing in your mind.

Don't try to show off.

Don't try to, don't try to think.

It's too much for me. It's hilarious.

Oh, you never saw that before, huh?

Huh?

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Are you trying to get on the couch?

You're gonna, you're gonna get on the couch like people now?

Are you gonna act like a person?

Or are you gonna be a whiny little bitch?

Don't touch me dude.

Talk to the hand.

You wouldn't know anything about this.

Right? Talk to the hand.

Something cool people say.

Yeah well I'm not cool.

Yeah.

You're not cool. No I'm cool. You're not fucking cool.

You're not fucking cool.

Look at your lip wiener.

Look at your lip wiener.

Nothing.

Nothing. There's nothing going on there.

Huh?

Oh.

Okay. Okay, you guys.

Okay, enough.

Come on. You're getting all sweaty, babe.

I know. Come on, you're sweating more now than you was in the course.

Oh, fuck.

This is a real workout.

Golf is for pussies.

Yeah, I said it. Golf is for pussies.

Lazy, pudgy, pussies.

Huh? You like golf.

Yeah. Why do I like golf so much?

Why do I like golf so much, huh?

With a caddy? I don't know. I don't know what.

Okay.

I'm a sore loser.

My pussy's getting sore.

Dick. Okay, you hear that, partner?

Her pussy's starting to get sore. Can we just ease up a little bit? No, it's

okay. No, just go deeper.

Just go deeper. I think that'll be better. If you just fuck me harder.

Huh?

Oh, yeah!

Right, you have an orgasm. Uh -huh, yeah, yeah. Right, you've never had an

orgasm. Uh -huh, not in front of you.

Yeah, we'll see.

Good luck, buddy.

He doesn't need luck with a dick like this, okay?

So you just need to calm down.

I'm really, really sorry about him.

You know why I'm sorry?

Because I love him.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

You didn't like it? Yeah.

I'm going to come all over this big fucking heart.

Don't touch me.

You're going to mess me up.

You're rehearsing my vibe.

I'm out of your league. You've got to get your face away from me.

Get to your corner corner

About

done

now

Oh, yeah.

Just... You

want

to close your lid?

You want to watch me suck his dick?

You're making these crazy noises.

Look. Look.

Look at this fucking dick.

Don't touch my pussy.

Get out of here.

I'm so weak.

I can't go on anymore.

Just take me.

I need some room.

I need some room.

You just... Shoving me around here. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Remember me.

Remember me, babe.

I forget.

Huh? No, I don't.

I can't recall right now.

I'm a bit preoccupied.

Oh, I'm sweating.

Oh, I'm sweating.

Oh, so sexy.

Oh. Oh, workout.

My arm.

Fuck, maybe if you carried your own clubs, you would have big muscles too.

Ha ha.

Right, idiot?

Huh? Ever think of that?

I just need to get some leverage here.

Fuck.

You.

You. This is my pussy.

This is not your pussy.

This is my pussy.

I'm sharing it with him.

Sharing. You're not involved.

You don't get a say in this.

Got it?

Got it?

Whose pussy is this?

Your pussy.

Who am I sharing it with?

With him.

Not me. With him.

Stop interrupting.

Stop interrupting.

God, you're so aggressive today.

You've always been this sexy.

I like that.

How do I get in there?

How do I get in there?

How do I fucking destroy the fucking hole?

Huh?

Oh, fuck.

Look loser you winner this guy

No,

no,

no, no, I am absolutely not your dick that would be mortifying

Taking out his dick? What kind of idiot would take that dick out in front of

company?

Sorry.

Fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

No, I'm not going to grab your dick.

You're being an idiot.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Yes. Get out of my face.

Get out of my face.

Get out of my face.

Get out of my face.

You. Kiss my feet.

Kiss my feet. Kiss those cute shoes.

You paid for them. Come on. Do it.

Oh, fuck.

Are you going to do something for me? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'll do it.

Yeah, I'll do something.

No. I can't even pretend that I'm going to do something. Come on.

I'm doing it for you.

Oh, no. He's doing it for me.

I do for you.

Oh, I deserve it. Oh, you deserve it.

Say, I deserve it.

Say, I deserve it.

Okay, I deserve it. No, I deserve it. I deserve that big black cock. You... Yes.

You deserve the big black cock? Yeah.

Oh, you think you do?

No, I don't deserve the big black cock. No, you haven't earned it. That's why.

Right?

Oh, fuck.

Baby, you're all sweaty. It's being so weird. I know.

Because I'm hot.

Because you're making me hot.

You know that?

Thank you.

Take this off.

Take this.

Take this away.

Oh, that's right. Ooh, make my toes curl.

Ooh, that's better.

That's a sweaty sock.

That's a sweaty sock.

What do you want?

Open your mouth.

Put that sock in your mouth.

Oh, look. That's better. That'll make them quiet.

Oh, there's another one.

Right there. Smell those socks.

Oh.

Oh, you like that? God.

See, you don't appreciate me. He doesn't appreciate you.

He doesn't appreciate me.

Not the caddy.

You do.

You're going to get big time today.

You're going to get big time.

You want to come on? You want to fucking come with me?

You want to come on now?

You want to come on my pussy?

You want to come on that fucking silly little pussy hole?

I have more than enough dick right now, okay?

I have a full plate of dick.

Stop interrupting.

What are you doing?

You're being distracted.

You need to get off the couch.

You need to get off the couch.

You are being a big distraction to everybody else.

Okay, that's better.

That's better. Oh, no. Stretch out.

Why don't you just sit down on the floor and be quiet for once?

Down. Come here.

Just sit down.

Oh, but I don't want to look at you.

Just what you want.

Oh my

God.

What do you want?

Can you stop now?

No, I can't stop.

I can't stop until I extract every drop of cum out of his big black ball.

You got it?

Don't want to be rude to our guest.

You know, leave him with blue balls like a fucking idiot.

I swear to God.

He was homeschooled or something. I'm sorry about him.

You like that country club?

You like that fancy pussy?

Yeah. Fuck yeah. She likes you.

She likes you.

She likes you. Fuck.

Fuck. Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

We need to talk.

I don't have time to talk right now. I'm getting fucked really hard. We need to

have a talk. With a giant black dick.

Can you tell him something?

Can you tell him something now?

About not talking?

Oh.

Oh.

That's funny.

Oh my god.

Oh my god Shut

up

shut your fucking mouth you're being a fucking idiot right now trying to get

fucking come out so I can drink it Drink it?

Drink it? Did I just hear you right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What have you turned into? Drink it.

Drink cum?

Oh, babe.

We need to go to counseling.

Shut the fuck up.

I'm going to grind that fucking cheese in my ass. I'm going to get way deep in

that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Sorry again, I'm such an asshole

We're cool, right?

I'm calling my therapist.