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Pick up, pick up, pick up.

James, hey.

Yeah. You know, you got my camera.

Yeah. You going to bring your bike today?

Yeah. Actually, you can bring it now. I'm just here. You can bring it over.

Sure. Okay.

I'll see you when you get here.

Okay. Bye.

Hey, what's up, man? Hey, what's going on, bro? How you doing?

Good, good, good.

Hey, man, you got my camera?

Yeah, I do, man.

What?

Come over here.

Let's talk about it. What are you talking about?

What do you mean you have problems with my camera? I've had this for like 10

years.

Why?

What's happened?

Like what?

Oh, the beeping. The beeping is normal. Let me show you how.

You just have to hold this button down.

Okay. Okay, and then you hold this one down and then stop the beeping. And

that's it. And then you can just start to, look, watch. I'll take a picture

right now, ready?

Okay. Boom.

See? Oh.

See? That's all you have to do.

Yeah, that's all you have to do. No,

I love my camera. I can't.

So, what do you take pictures of?

What I take pictures of? To be honest with you? Yeah. Mostly my wife.

Really? Yeah.

Honey, James is here. He fixed the camera.

Okay.

You got the camera back there?

Yes, I do.

Would you mind if you take some pictures?

Sure. Okay, ready?

Look,

it's working, man. This camera's working just fine.

Wow, it is working.

That's the shot right there.

It's funny, once you...

She's going to use up my whole memory card.

It's a nice picture.

Yep.

James, why don't you get him on that picture?

Me? Yeah.

Yeah, come on. Babe, you don't mind, right? No. You sure? Yeah.

Sit down.

Just take pictures of us, huh?

See?

Yeah. Right here, babe. Do you want me to try?

Yeah, do you want me to try?

Mm -hmm. Yeah?

See,

this camera's working just fine.

It is.

Yep.

You like what you see?

Yeah, that's why I married her.

Oh

yeah.

Don't we look cute, mate?

Oh yeah, for sure.

But don't you think he should be naked too?

At least take your shirt off. I know you will do without the shirt. Okay. There

we go.

Yeah, come on.

All right. I'm a little bit shy, guys.

Don't be shy.

There you go.

You got half the job done, babe. Half the job.

Get down.

There we go.

Does it look better? Uh -huh. Yeah?

I think it'll look better if he takes his pants off though.

True. Right, babe?

Alright, yeah.

Well, it's weird if just I'm naked.

Mm -hmm.

So should I get all the way naked?

Yeah.

Why not?

Alright, this is a little weird right now.

Babe, you're comfortable, right? You're cool with it? Yeah. I'm going to take my

shoes off.

Yep, just thinking pictures, that's it.

Alright.

Okay.

There we go.

Don't worry, nobody else will see these pictures.

I'll keep them right here on the camera.

I think it's like this.

Ah, look at that.

He's got a great idea.

I got one, babe. How about this?

Use this pillow.

There we go.

Get on your knees.

How about that? There we go.

Change the battery on this thing.

Okay.

Smile, babe.

Oh, he's so happy.

Get a little closer.

There we go.

A little closer.

It's pretty close.

Closer. Comfortable.

Closer. Oh, wow. That's what I was talking about.

That's a realistic picture right there. Uh -huh.

I'll be sure to give you copies of it.

That's a great shot right there.

Mm -hmm.

Look at that.

She's loving it.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

Your heart takes very pictures.

Yeah, I know.

He's ready for it today.

He is.

Really good at sucking dick.

I am.

Who was going to say that?

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

I totally agree with you.

Yeah, just real close.

Real close. It's definitely a great idea.

Thank you.

Yeah, I got plenty of shots like this. Yeah, I'm about a spoon.

Yeah, I'm about a spoon.

So good in that one.

I told you it took a lot of good pictures.

Oh!

Okay, I'll be back. Round two?

Yeah. You up for it? I still am.

I think I am up for it.

Shit. It's a great photo shoot.