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I miss you too, babe.

It's not a good time right now.

I know, I know. I have a new girlfriend now.

We can't really see each other like that.

I know, I know.

But look, I really can't talk to you right now. I'm with her.

Our relationship ended already.

Who are you talking to?

Is that her?

No, we were just talking. Fuck off, bitch. What?

Wow.

Lovely. Another cheater in my life. Come on.

We were just talking.

I needed some information about work.

You know what?

Save it. What?

Save it. What do you mean? In this time, in this exact moment, we're broken up.

Oh, hell no.

We were just talking.

I'm moving all my shit out right now. What do you mean?

Where are you going to go?

We were just talking. I swear I was just talking.

It's not like that. You know, I mentioned you. You're still my

Please. Really? It doesn't feel like that.

No, no, no, no, no. You're talking to your fucking ex -girlfriend? Oh, come

babe, please. There's got to be something I can do to make you feel

Like, we were just talking.

I'll do anything you need.

I know something.

What? How about we get even?

I can call my ex and talk to him right now.

Wait. Hold on.

Hopefully he answers.

Hey, how's it going?

Oh, really?

Oh, you're at work?

Oh, well listen, um, can you come over to my house in about an hour?

Yeah, I still live at the same place.

Hmm?

Okay. Yeah, I just want to talk.

Okay, yeah.

All right, I'll let you enter your hair.

All right, bye.

So here's the deal.

If you want to stay dating me, my ex is going to come over and we can talk to

him.

Better yet, you can watch me talk to him.

What is there to talk about? Don't you love me?

Wouldn't you do anything?

Of course, yes.

Well, then he's coming over and you have to watch us talk.

I don't... Okay.

If you don't agree...

We're broken up. No, no, no. I'll watch you guys talk. Don't worry.

Like a podcast.

You sure?

Yeah.

All right.

Well, I guess I'll let him in when he's here.

Cheater. Why are you still calling me that?

Is this even, like, necessary? Like, do I have to be here when you talk to him?

Like... Are you joking?

It's not that serious.

Are you joking me right now? I literally...

Caught you talking to her. On the phone?

Come on. It doesn't matter. It's cheating.

I was just talking.

Well, I mean, we can break up if you want. No, no, no, no, no.

Okay, fine. We can talk to him.

You sure?

Yeah.

I think you're really going to like him.

He's a really good friend of mine.

If you say so.

Yeah, this is necessary for us to move on in our relationship.

Okay. Oh, I think he's here.

You know what? Close your eyes.

You want me to close my eyes?

Yes. Okay, okay.

You know what?

Turn around, kid.

What? All the way around. I want it to be three sides.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I just need you to talk to that bitch. Okay.

No peeking. I won't peek.

Peeker! Fucking cheater.

Stay right there. No.

No peeking. Not peeking.

Have a seat.

All right. You can turn around and open your eyes.

Whoa. Your ex -boyfriend's Jack Slayer?

What? I never told you that.

No. Dude, I've been jerking off. I mean, watching your film since, like, before

I got a girlfriend, too.

This is crazy.

What's Jack Player doing here?

You know what? Jack, meet Eliza. This is my new boyfriend.

It's great to meet you. Eliza? Yeah, guess what?

Eliza. Eliza? Okay. Just before you came over, I found him talking to his ex

-girlfriend. Just talking. Oh, my God. Just talking. Really, dude?

Just talking. Just talking. Yeah, fucking right. You had plans to meet up?

Yeah, you got a pocket for that.

Just talking. I swear, just talking. No, no, no. Hmm.

So, I thought, why not?

I'll talk to you.

I think that's a great idea.

Yeah, yeah. So, how's everything been going?

It's been good.

Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen him in fucking like three months.

He's talking.

Okay.

So, how's little Jack? How's he doing?

You know, he's been good, but he needs some attention.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, that's so sad to hear.

You know, I'd love to say hi to him, can't I?

Why didn't Jack Clare have a son?

Hey, little Jacks. How are you, buddy?

How's my favorite boy?

Hey, what's going on here?

What do you mean what's going on? I'm saying hi to little Jack.

I'm saying hello.

Here, you should meet him too.

Hold this.

We don't let stuff touch the ground.

You should have had his phone. Oh, my favorite boy.

Oh, it's so nice to see you again, little Jax.

She's talking to me. What?

Shh. Did you miss me?

Did he miss me? Oh, he misses you.

Yeah, it's been such a long time.

Oh, my God. Did he grow?

Long time, huh? Oh, my God.

Such a good boy.

Did you want to kiss him too?

I'm good, but are you sure this is... No.

This is just how we talk, okay, Elias? We do this all the time.

All the time?

Yeah.

Why?

Did you want to break up?

Do you think, girl? I just don't... See how this is necessary. Oh, it's

necessary. Cheater.

I'm the one that's cheating?

In my book, yeah.

You're out of pocket, man.

Just sit back and enjoy the show.

Yeah, I'm just going to have a little conversation with Jax's friend over

So if you just want to hang out right there for a couple minutes.

I mean, unless you want me to move all my stuff out in five minutes. No, no,

no. Do your thing. Do your thing. Okay. I just... You sure?

Yeah.

Oh, hell no.

Are you kidding me? Hell no?

Do your thing. Go hang out with her right now.

Head on out. I'm just talking.

Okay, well, we're just talking.

What?

Leave?

What am I holding? His name is Elias. Come on, Jax. Give him a little respect.

Elias? Elias. A liar. That's what he is.

How am I doing, babe?

You're doing great, I guess. I don't remember... You

know

what?

You can say hello to the twins.

The twins? Yeah.

What?

Whenever you ever call them the twins.

Before your time.

They missed you too.

Yes. Yeah.

Why don't I just take this? Can you hold this for me, babe? What?

Don't let it get wrinkled.

Oh, I wonder why.

Maybe if you want to talk to another girl, she'd do stuff like this for you.

Really? Tell him, Jack.

That was our favorite thing to do.

Thank you. Isn't he such a good boyfriend?

Except when he's talking a horse.

Come on, babe. Chill out.

Unless you want to break up.

That's what I thought.

God,

I forgot how big it was between my tits.

Sorry, babe.

What? I kind of forgot he was there. Oh, my God.

It's okay.

She doesn't mind.

Oh, yes.

You know what happens when I start titty fucking my pussy just starts leaking

down my leg Come on babe, I have

to show you how what I get projects

It would strengthen our relationship.

You want me to put a swimsuit on? Do your thing.

You want me to bend over and say hello to my little cat?

Yeah, I think we should do that.

Oh, my God. Get that.

You let him touch your pussy?

Oh, yes.

What the fuck? Look at how we talk.

Keep those there.

You can take them out now.

I can't believe she did that, bro.

Get a good look, babe.

What?

Oh,

yes.

Nice and slow.

Oh, my God, babe.

I'm so glad I got to call Jack today.

What?

I don't know where you see this all the time in my movies, man.

Oh, man.

I'm getting a live show, bro. Don't close your eyes. Keep them open.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, it's just a warm -up, babe. Don't worry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Just like that.

See, isn't he such a pro -life?

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

man. Oh,

my gosh.

Oh, babe, the whole thing just fills me up.

It's been a while since your pussy's been stressed like this. Oh, that's for

sure. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

How does my ass look, babe?

That's so fucking good.

Not you, babe.

Elias. Elias, how does my ass look?

Pretty, I guess.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my.

Oh my god.

Are you having fun, babe? This looks a little more than just talking.

Why? Did you want to break up?

I didn't think so, so keep watching.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck you. Oh, my God.

Pretty little pussy baby. Should I come all over your cock? Yeah, I think you

should. Can I come all over his cock, Elias?

Unless you want to break up.

Not call his fucking ex -girlfriend. What?

Can you hold this for me, Sue?

Oh, yeah?

Let's switch it up a little closer, man. What?

There you go. Turn it right here.

There you go.

Oh, man.

Oh.

Oh, little jacks.

Meet my throat for the...

For the first time again.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

yeah. Fuck that pretty little fucking throat.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man, she's so good at this.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Are you backing me?

What? Yeah, just a little longer, babe.

Oh, man.

Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh,

yes.

Oh, no, babe.

Oh, yes.

Hold hands, baby. Oh, my God.

This is just bonding.

What? Come on. You're doing a little more bonding over there than right here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Why?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Fuck, yes, little Jack.

I don't remember the last time I was this wet.

Oh my God. I'm so sorry, babe. You didn't hear that. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Is that why you were in the shower?

Come on.

Look into my eyes.

What?

Oh, my God. It's making me cry.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Fuck me.

Yeah. Yeah. Now you're pulling off gymnastics.

What the hell?

Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm talking about, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

I think I got the point already.

Really? Do we need a commentary, babe?

I don't know.

Oh, my God. He's got me distracted. I've got to turn around.

Oh, I'm distracted.

Fuck.

You can never use your mouth like that on me. What the hell?

I think little Jack needs to go back in, don't you?

She's still talking.

I mean, this is a conversation piece.

Can you hold my hair while he fucks me?

What? I don't want it to get wet with all this spit.

Come here, man. Just hold my hair.

Perfect. This is awesome. Get all that hair off my back.

Oh, no.

Oh my god.

it's so much easier to talk to him.

Nope, you're my ponytail holder.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yes.

God, I love that whole thing in me. Fuck, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, just sleep through it.

Oh, come on.

As long as they keep you naked and you're doing this.

Oh, well, did you want to break up?

You want to be my boyfriend, right? Yeah, I mean, okay.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes

oh my god oh my god

oh my god

Don't you

move.

Open your legs wide.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

What did he get to try different positions? Oh, my God.

Well, he wasn't calling his ex -girlfriend, was he?

Uh -uh.

Oh, yes. You're the only ex -girlfriend in the world.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, just stuff it in me. Fuck yeah.

Stand up?

Yeah. Oh. Over there.

Over here?

Yeah. Turn your fucking seat right here.

Sure.

Oh, man.

Oh, fuck yeah.

One.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Scoot your chair closer.

Come on, Elias, listen to him. I'm calling a fucking leg for you.

Oh, yes. Hold it for me, babe.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I do.

Sorry, babe.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Shit.

oh my god oh yeah oh doesn't it look so good going in and out

What would happen if I catch you calling another bitch?

You gonna call Jax again?

Oh yeah.

I've been just like that.

Oh, yes. Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. That's so good. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Ouch. Oh, my gosh.

Fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you think I can do it? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We're just talking You've got a good girl here.

Don't you lose her.

I sure will scoop her back up.

You're a porn dick, baby.

You're a porn dick, don't you? You're a porn dick.

Hold his fucking hand. Hold his hand.

You call this talking? Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, babe, my hair. My hair.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God.

You call this talking? You and I have never spoken to each other. I guess not.

Oh, Jesus.

Why?

Why am I just like this?

Stress me out.

You've got your voice.

Oh, good pussy.

That's good pussy.

Oh my... That's good pussy. Holy fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh my god, it's definitely me.

Yes. Oh my god.

Look me in my eyes.

Yes. Oh my god, it's a dick.

Oh, yeah.

I need

some support. Hold my hand. Yes. Support?

I'm going to need some support. It's emotional.

Can you get my hair out of my eyes, babe? Come on.

Oh, thank you. There you go. It's a good boy.

Get on your head.

Yeah, she's like that.

Oh, fuck yeah, baby.

Oh, my God.

That's so fucked up.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.