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Yeah.

No, I'm looking at the comp now.

Okay.

You have that bid for the front yard, right?

Okay. Yeah, just send it over and I'll take a look at it and run it through.

Okay.

Alright. Alright, bye.

This is Derek.

Yes.

Hey, buddy.

What's up?

Why am I getting a collect call from you from jail, Xander?

Well, you know, all the wedding is tomorrow.

Yeah, I know. I know. And?

Xander, try to focus, okay?

I'm tired of fucking saving your ass. Why am I talking to you from jail again?

You want me to bail you out so you can go to your wedding after you've been

fucking off the day before?

No, I know you're not good for it. You're never good for it. You never

pay me back. This is like clockwork with you, Xander. I'm getting tired of this

shit, man.

Why am I always the one to help you out?

Why am I always the one to help you?

Okay, okay, stop, stop.

Fine, okay?

Fine, but because you're getting married, not because I want to fucking

You should sit your ass in jail for a week.

Okay, well, uh... Well, I know where you're at, okay? So I'll be there in a

little while.

You gotta be... Fucking kidding me.

Xander, again?

I was just trying to help him out again.

You know how many fucking times we've gone over this?

Every time he calls you, you go and you save him.

You're like a fucking pussy.

No, honey, I'm just trying to help him out of another jam.

It's like you're in love with Xander. You should fucking marry him. Oh, come

Don't be dramatic about it.

You want to see fucking dramatic?

No, I just...

Okay, I'm sorry. This will be the last time that I help him out.

I can't. I can't. I can't fucking deal with this anymore. You should go fucking

help him out and then you go fuck him. How about that?

I'm fucking done with this shit. Come on.

Fucking guy.

Yeah, we just head to 612 Wharf Avenue.

I hope you don't mind me asking, but is everything okay?

I don't really pick up a lot of people from jail, you know.

Yeah, that.

Yeah, no, it was just a crazy night.

I'm getting married tomorrow, so I kind of had a little act to rouse.

Trying to fuck this chick and, yeah, just crazy.

I'll get you to your desk.

Crazy.

Crazy. Yeah, crazy.

So crazy that I'm having to take care of your fucking messes again.

Yeah.

Dude, I don't know. I just... You're getting married, man. I mean, it was

for you, you know, but I'm not used to this whole thing. It's a lot.

Okay, let's start with it's not easy for me, okay?

Do my best to make it work. And what the hell does that have to do with you

ending up in jail?

Because, dude, I'm going to have, like, the partying lifestyle.

I'm always doing whatever I want. Now that all changes, you know, like,

tomorrow. Okay, well, I'm tired of having to pay for you doing whatever you

want. You're fucking up my home life.

My angry Latin wife is fucking pissed at me.

Calling me a pussy because of your shit. Because I keep cleaning it up.

You're not going to have to. Hi, Amanda.

Hi, Rena.

So I heard you had an interesting morning.

Yes. Yeah?

It's one of those nights, you know, it's crazy. So good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

So, um, I heard what you guys were talking about. This whole stressed out

getting married and being with one woman for the rest of your life. I mean, kind

of stressful.

Yeah.

It's something, you know.

Well, you know, we've talked about this thing called hot wifing, you know.

No, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, we talked about it, like, all the time.

And it's where, like, one guy lets his friend fuck his wife.

Ha! That's a, do people do that? Yeah, you know, just to, like. I didn't talk

about that.

Help you out, you know, since we're always helping him out. Oh, I'm.

I'm the friend.

Yes,

you're fucking with me, right?

No, I'm not fucking with you at all.

We're not fucking with you at all.

That's not what I meant.

Yeah.

Because a while ago, my boo here decided

to go out and have his own fun.

I don't need to hear any of this. Well, in the past.

Yeah, like a long time ago. Yeah, like a long time ago when you cheated on me.

It doesn't matter right now, though. We can help you out with your little

problem and, you know, keep you from being stressed and, you know, help you

the marriage work.

I mean, you know, he had his time and he got to do whatever he wanted to do.

Yeah, I don't know what that has to do with me.

He was a good bitch at work that he just went away with on the weekend, wanted

to lie about it.

Why are we bringing up old shit? Because I think that it means I should be able

to have my fun now.

He is your best friend, and we can help him. You can help him.

How?

By letting him get some stress off.

You can run a mile. Why does this have to be the answer?

Because it is the answer, and you're going to be okay with it.

You're always helping him out.

Now is your chance to really help him out. I want to help him out. I want to

help him out.

And then that means you want to help him out, okay?

Come with me.

He'll be fine.

Don't worry about him.

What the fuck just happened?

Look, this is crazy. We shouldn't be... What's so crazy about it?

I mean, you're, you know, my best friend, your wife, and I...

Kiss me.

What? Just... Kiss me.

I'm getting married tomorrow. We can't be doing this before that, right? I

mean... I've been married for years.

It's not that big of a deal.

Fuck. This is so fucked up. I don't... You talk way too much.

Why don't you just lay there?

Let me please you.

Get this shit off.

What the hell are you... Nobody's gonna bother us.

Yeah, but I mean... But what?

Huh? You don't like what you see?

No, I like it a lot.

Wow.

Do you want a touch?

Oh, my fucking... Does that feel good?

Holy shit.

Oh, man. I know they're so good, but this is fucked up. This is not... What's

fucked up about that, huh?

Fuck.

You need to stop worrying about it.

Look at me

He's a naughty fucking thing. Fucking friend's wife.

You're a bad fucking boy.

Make me come.

Be a good friend and make me come.

Make me fucking come over your face.

Making your dick so fucking hard.

Fucking suck in that pussy.

Fuck it down.

You fucking suck in my pussy. I like it.

I don't want to see it.

This is so fucking good. Are you telling me again?

How bad is this?

Do you want to stop?

No. No?

I don't know.

Oh my god.

Hold that dick up for me.

This is so fucked up, but it's so good

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck it. Yes.

It's so fucking good.

Yes.

Oh, come on.

Oh,

come

on.

I'm gonna fucking cum. Yeah?

Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

It's so fucking good.

Holy shit.

I don't feel bad anymore.

Do you want to be done?

Well, I mean, we can keep going.

Oh, you're so fucking bad.

Oh, you're so fucking bad.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, it's not fucking wrong.

It's not fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Just keep fucking me.

You don't fucking tell me what to do.

You didn't fucking take it.

I thought you didn't want to do that. Oh, no, I didn't.

Oh, it's okay.

It's okay.

I guess you do.

Oh, God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, shit.

Holy...

I feel so good in my pussy. Oh, yes. I feel so fucking good. Yes.

Feel better now.

Yes. Oh.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

I'm so deep in my pussy.

Yes, I'm a deeper. Give it to me.

I love that.

Come on, pull me into you.

What are you doing?

You don't like the way I fuck you?

Oh shit, you're definitely not a good girl.

You don't like the way my big ass just bumps on your fucking cock?

Yes,

yes. Give it some nice and deep, just like that.

I'm fucking good. Oh my God.

I'm fucking deep.

Yeah.

Do you not mind? Yeah,

over there.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, Sammy.

Oh, my God.

I'm so fucking coming.

Oh, my God. It's all good.

My balls in my pants.

Oh,

fuck.

Let me get that pussy back.

Let me get that fucking pussy back.

If you're fucking doing this, you're doing it, right?

Oh my

god.

Just shove it in there.

Stuff my fucking hole.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Fucking stop. I'm going to cum so fucking hard.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Just don't fucking stop taking that little pussy.

It's fucking good.

Thank you.

I can't take it anymore.

Oh, fuck.

I'm a monster.

I'm going to shoot all of you.

I'm going to chase you again.

I'm going to come over to you in fucking time.

Oh, fuck.

I can get used to this white thing.