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Honey?

Can you come here for a second?

What's up, sweetie?

How do you feel about carpet?

What do you mean?

You know, some carpet for the living room.

I think it might make it feel more...

Earthy.

Well, are you sure?

When we remodeled last year, you said carpet was tacky. Well, I changed my

I think it might be nice to add a little bit more stoppiness around here.

Well, it's not my first choice.

But if it makes you happy, I'm all for it.

Maybe Veronica has some samples lying around from when she redid her house.

I'll give her a call.

Yes, Veronica?

It's Daniel.

Chrissy and I were wondering if you still have some old carpet samples lying

around from your old remodeling days.

Oh, really?

He's back from college?

Why, my, how time flies.

Sure. Yeah, send them on over.

Turns out, the Corvinses have a whole length of carpet for us to use.

Xander.

There's some young meat in this house.

Xander.

Come here.

Xander.

So nice to see you.

Thanks for helping us out, buddy.

No sweat.

Chrissy's upstairs.

Ah, right. Go.

Is there a stone there, old man?

Good thing we don't have to hurry or anything, huh?

Same business, fast as I used to. Since the old, uh, hip replacement, you know?

Yeah.

There's the skin.

Why?

It's so nice to see you.

Looks like college has been treating you real well.

Yeah, it's okay, I guess.

So, um, where do you, uh, where do you want this?

Don't ask me.

She's the boss.

Well, I was thinking that we could just, you know, lay it all...

frame up the couch and make everything stand out and you just make it pop you

know i think it'd be really nice just give a nice soft

soft bold look to the whole thing you know yes

yeah you should do that i mean don't you think it

would it would really you know it'd really be perfect don't you think

It would just go together so, so well. Yeah, I bet they do. I mean,

yep,

you're good.

You know, I really just can't believe how much you've grown up, Xander.

Yeah, as you age up, every year you just get

older. That's what we do.

Okay.

These goddamn things are so goddamn complicated.

Even though I got the big text on, I still can't figure the thing out.

So, do you think this bare space could use a nice carpet?

Yeah, I think I'm a big fan of carpet.

I think it's a good idea.

Well, I'm glad you think so.

I would love it if you could just be a deer and roll out this carpet for me.

Yeah!

Beautiful.

What do you think?

Do you like it?

Yeah. It's really, looks really good.

I think it's great.

Oh, Vander, what's your major in college?

Um, English Lit.

English Lit.

It's, um, it's lit.

No, my parents thought that I should do something a little more practical, you

know, so, um.

But, hey, you know, whatever, they're far too good.

Oh, don't worry about that.

England's like the fine major.

There are plenty of great jobs you can do with that degree.

What are your plans after you graduate?

Holy shit.

It's okay.

I had no idea what I was going to do with my life at your age. You'll figure

out one day.

Honey, would you mind getting me that copy of my interior magazine?

The one with all my sticky notes on it?

Sure thing, honey.

Thanks again, Xander.

It's going to make Chrissy really happy.

Yep, there it is.

Yep.

There.

Oh, okay.

Hey, Chrissy, what are you doing?

You know exactly what I'm doing.

I thought you appreciated a good old -fashioned rug.

Look, Mrs. Blaine, I'm flattered and all, but I have a girlfriend.

Oh, come on.

I saw the way you were looking at me earlier.

And besides, wouldn't you want to see what it's like to be with a more

experienced woman?

And come on, my husband's a dud in the sack.

And I can keep it up.

And besides, I know how reserved college girls are.

Fine, fine, but your husband's right in the other room. What if he... Don't

worry. He won't see a thing.

He doesn't even know what's going on.

Come over here.

Come have a taste.

Is this the one you were looking for?

No, babe.

I think it's actually the one with the sofa on the side.

Damn. I really thought this was the one.

Where's Xander?

He went back home to grab some more samples.

Wow.

That Xander's really invested in this whole carpet thing, ain't he?

Uh -huh.

Off to my search again.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, yeah,

get your tongue in there.

Oh, get your tongue in there.

Oh, my husband never does that.

My husband can never get it up. I bet you can get it up. It's so good.

Oh, I'm fucking up, yeah.

Oh,

you're good at that, too.

Oh, you like it when I do that, don't you?

You're just a young pervert, aren't you? Little hormones.

I don't want to take out your frustration so much.

I've been fucked good in so long.

I can't really use a nice big hard cock.

Mm -hmm

I can't take it. I need to see your cock.

I need to see your cock. Yeah?

Yeah.

Show it to me. Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's perfect.

Oh, shit.

Always wear this.

Oh, shit.

You're not going anywhere, you hear me? Yes, ma 'am.

You're going to give me what I want, you understand?

Yes, ma 'am. Yes. I'll give you whatever you fucking want, yes.

so big nothing like my husband's

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Mm -hmm. Yeah, it's stuck in the leg. Oh,

my fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

I want it.

I'm going to get me the big dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, your big dick barely fits.

It's so fat.

It's so fat.

Let me grab on you. Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my fucking dick. Oh, my fucking dick.

There you go. Just like that, baby.

So tonight you've wanted to do this with me for a long time?

Yes, a very long time.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh fuck

I'm just scared my husband's going to come home. What husband?

Oh, that's true.

I'm going to never stop fucking my husband.

It doesn't matter. You hear me?

Don't stop fucking me.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, it's so hot. Oh, it's so hot.

Oh,

it's so hot. Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, it's so hot.

You want me to fuck you?

That's that big ass amount.

This is so fucking good.

So fucking good.

It's so fucking beautiful.

Yes, he's growing up.

Right there.

Yes, I love it.

You're kinky.

You're kinky.

I'm not going nowhere.

I'm not going nowhere.

I'm going to stay right here.

You can put me in any position you want.

I'll be your fuck doll.

Who's this big kiss to go?

Oh, look at that.

That's sweet.

I know that's deep. All the fuck that's deep.

I don't know if I can take control of my pussy.

I don't know if I can take control of my pussy.

Oh, that's so hot.

Oh, my God.

Yes, just like that.

Yeah.

Honey, I think I found it.

Oh, that's great, honey.

Honey, what's that on your face?

You little bastard. I'm sorry.

I'm kind of a bitch.

Ha ha ha.