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You ready?

Someone here. It's a woman.

Son, you gotta stop watching that reptile .com porn before you go to bed

night. And you better hope that your damn mother's not watching down from

at you.

Look at that low.

You know what? You should see a doctor about that. This isn't my life. Wait a

minute.

Hey, don't look at me.

Well, you're probably wondering who I am.

I'm just a...

Friendly ghost.

Mom, that is.

Don't judge me.

Ghosts need lovin' too.

God, I miss my little buddy. Six feet under, but six inches deep. Am I right?

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Thank you.

just can't be.

What do you mean, Dad? You've seen it with your own eyes. I told you there was

something weird going on here.

What is that?

It's your mother's favorite sex toy, but it's covered in sexoplasm.

Sexoplasm? What is that?

It's ghost residue.

Haven't you ever seen Nutbusters?

I think your mother's trying to communicate with us.

You know what?

Do you still have that old Ouija board that we gave you for your birthday last

year? Yeah, but that thing barely works, and it's just a toy.

Tomorrow night is Halloween.

It's a time of the year where the veil between the living and the dead is at

thinnest. It's perfect.

So?

So, tomorrow night we're going to summon your mother's dead spirit.

Are there any spirits?

Dad, stop fucking around. Are you moving it? No, son. I'm not.

Ask it something.

Okay.

Are you a ghost?

What do you want from us?

Cox it wants a Cox who who is this

Mom

Is

it really you mom

Andy, can you make yourself visible to us?

Hey, guys.

Mom,

why are you wearing that?

Well, you see, the night I died... I don't think we need to talk about this.

Oh, come on. He deserves to know the truth.

Fine.

The night I died, well, it was Halloween.

And... I wanted to wear something sexy for Jack.

But, well, it worked.

And we had some of the best sex of our lives.

But right before I could have an orgasm, you see... She had an aneurysm, and she

croaked. And ever since then, she's been cursed to walk around this house just

horny and just a step ghost mom.

Way to go, Dad. You killed her with your cock. Hope you're happy.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on. What if... What if we finish what we started?

Maybe that would reverse the curse and it would set your spirit free.

How do you know this?

Son,

have you ever seen Ghost?

You kids nowadays don't know good cinema.

What do you think?

I mean, it's worth a shot.

hmm hmm

I remember your teeth looking this good.

That's amazing.

I think this could work.

You think so?

Yeah.

Oh wow.

Oh my gosh.

Ah!

It's fucking cute. Oh yes,

this is what I needed.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why? Yes, like that. Yes.

Yes. Like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, I do.

I'm nothing like a father and son, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's so nice to be together like this.

Oh, my God.

oh jeez ow

It's okay.

It's okay.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

That's just so fucking gross. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I fucking love it. I fucking love it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah

Oh, fuck.

I love that, that's so good

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. So what?

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

I'm so lucky I get both of you like this.

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yeah.

Fuck yeah. Oh my

God. Fuck

yeah.

Fuck yeah.

So good.

Oh, I can't wait

to make both of you cum.

Yes. Yes, I do.

Both of you cum.

Oh, right up. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

So good.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, fill me up. Fill me up.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm coming.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah. Come here, baby.

Drop that pussy right down on my car.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. I want you to come, too. Yes.

me up to?

Yeah.

Yeah. Are you going to come inside me?

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah. Tell me when you come.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you're come.

Yeah. Give it to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes yes yes

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

nothing's working.

That was amazing. But I think I'll stay here with my boys forever.