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Hey, are you going to be here all night?

I don't know. Why?

Sarah's coming over.

Is she? Love Sarah.

You're so annoying. Why are you always trying to fuck my friends?

I'm not always trying to fuck your friends.

Yes, you are. Every time they come in here, you're like, "Do your little thing," you flirt with

them, and you try to fuck them. It's weird. You're my friends alone.

I'm not trying to fuck your friends.

They—they're the ones that come into my room.

Like, I don't even—it's not like I'm going out of my way to, like, try to flirt with them.

They, like, come in my room, like, want to hang out and talk to me.

Whatever.

I don't know. It kind of—it kind of sounds like you're jealous, to be honest with you.

No. Jealous? Why would I be jealous?

I don't know. It just kind of sounds like you're jealous.

I'm not jealous. Whatever. No. You're like—no. Absolutely not.

I don't know. It kind of what it feels like.

Okay. Whatever. I would just leave my friends alone. Damn.

I mean, if they didn't, you know, come in my room, I probably would leave them alone.

No, you don't.

You know? I think you're just mad that they give me so much attention.

No, I think you're just a guy that tries to put his dick in everything.

No, I'm not.

No, you are.

No, I'm not.

Yeah.

No.

You'd put your dick in me if I let you.

No, I wouldn't. That's gross.

Liar. Whatever.

You're not really my type.

Oh, you like blondes?

I—I wouldn't say that. I mean, I would just—I don't—any girls that don't hurt you.

Whatever. I could take my pants off right now, and you would fuck me.

No. No, I wouldn't.

You're a liar.

No, I'm not.

Okay. Whatever. You really know it's true?

No. I—I—I probably wouldn't even get hard.

Oh, really? So, like, if I took these off right now, you wouldn't get hard?

No.

I think you're lying.

I don't know why you feel that way. That's the truth. I'm built different.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Bullshit.

I mean, bullshit.

Bullshit.

You think you're, like, your old man, like, you taking your pants off is going to give me hard or something?

Yeah. I probably would.

No. I don't think so.

Well, let's find out then.

You're not going to take your pants off.

Are you serious right now?

What?

What are you doing?

We're going to see if I make you hard.

Are you looking for a hoe right now?

Yeah.

You know, since apparently—

It's not going to work.

It is going to work.

Since apparently I don't make you hard, so I guess let's find out. You know?

This is kind of crazy.

And does it make you hurt?

What if somebody comes home right now?

No one's here.

The door's not really open.

No one's here. It's just us.

See? I don't make you hard.

Not even, like, a little bit.

What are you doing? Why are you lapping your pants down?

Oh, my God. You're such a scary guy. It's fine.

You mean that's how I really don't make you hard?

I mean, why don't we see?

See what?

If I make you hard.

What are you doing? Stop.

I think I do.

I don't think you do.

I think I do.

Stop touching me there.

I mean, you mean to tell me if I didn't let you, you wouldn't—you wouldn't fuck me?

No, I wouldn't. That's weird.

I think you're lying.

Why are you even talking like that?

Because I think you're lying.

I'm not lying.

I mean, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm not hot.

Mm-hmm.

So I think—to look at that. Look who's hard.

I'm not hard.

You are hard. I'm looking at your dick. It's hard.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.

It's like half—halfway, maybe.

Okay. Well, whatever. So, I mean, I can make you hard since apparently you can't get hard.

I'm not even hard.

Okay. Whatever.

I'm not.

I can make you cum so fast.

I'm not. Look. I'm not even hard. Look.

Let me see. Since I don't make you hard.

This is not hard.

Look at that. Your dick's hard.

No, it's not.

Your dick's hard.

Don't touch it. Stop touching it. What are you doing?

What does it mean?

What are you doing?

Why are you acting like I don't make you hard?

Because you don't.

Really?

Really.

Not even a little bit?

Like, maybe a little bit, but not that, that much.

Think a lot.

What are you doing? You can't do that.

The door's not really open.

You can't put—you can't put my penis in your mouth.

Yes, I can.

So you can't do that.

Yes, I can. You're fine.

Fuck.

Why don't you look at that?

I think I make you hard.

It's not fair.

I mean,

what does it matter?

Fuck.

What?

Nothing.

Okay.

You mean to tell me you don't like that?

You really don't make you hard?

Really?

I think you're lying.

It's pretty clear you're lying.

What if I let you put an inside in me?

We can't do that.

Why not?

You know why not.

I think it'll be okay.

I think it'll be okay.

You really don't want to put an inside in me?

It just seems like a bad idea.

Fine. I mean, I'm sure you would rather me do it than someone else.

Right?

I don't know.

I think it'll be okay.

Okay. Well, we can't—we can't tell anybody.

I won't say anything. It'll be our secret.

I don't know. Are you sure?

You're going to put an inside in me?

Are you sure?

Mm-hmm.

Why don't you put an inside in me?

You're being very hard though.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Are you sure about this?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I don't know.

It's fine.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Look at that. I don't make you hard, but I made you cum in 30 seconds.

That—that never happens.

Sure.

I don't know why it just happened.

Sure.

Fuck.

Well, why don't you put it back in?

Are you sure?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Oh, my gosh.

Fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Look at that. You're coming again.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

It's just feeling really good.

Yeah. Put it back in.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Fuck. It's good.

Oh, it feels so good.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

You should let me get on top of you.

Okay.

Yeah, it's okay.

It's okay?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You're so good. Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

You're so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Shit, you feel good.

You're gonna come still with me.

Oh, my God. Shit. Shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Shit.

Oh, my God.

I have an idea.

Yeah.

What if you fuck me from behind?

Okay. I like that idea.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

You want me to come?

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

I wish I could. I want you to come inside of me.

Are you serious?

Yes. Come inside of me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Please.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.