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I am here to talk to you tonight as a
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I am here to talk to you tonight as a
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I am here to talk to you tonight as a
liberal. That might come as a surprise
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liberal. That might come as a surprise
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liberal. That might come as a surprise
to some of you. Some people think I'm
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to some of you. Some people think I'm
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to some of you. Some people think I'm
right-wing just because I look and sound
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right-wing just because I look and sound
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right-wing just because I look and sound
exactly like Kimberly Gilfoil,
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but I am a liberal. Okay, how do you not
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but I am a liberal. Okay, how do you not
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but I am a liberal. Okay, how do you not
remember this? I had blue hair for like
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remember this? I had blue hair for like
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remember this? I had blue hair for like
a year and that was that was mostly to
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a year and that was that was mostly to
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a year and that was that was mostly to
try to get my dead dad's attention. But
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try to get my dead dad's attention. But
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try to get my dead dad's attention. But
I still couldn't go near a bookstore
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I still couldn't go near a bookstore
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I still couldn't go near a bookstore
without people asking me to help them
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without people asking me to help them
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without people asking me to help them
find Lena Dunham's biography. Okay, but
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find Lena Dunham's biography. Okay, but
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find Lena Dunham's biography. Okay, but
I just want to give you a little heads
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I just want to give you a little heads
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I just want to give you a little heads
up that in 2028, we're going to have
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up that in 2028, we're going to have
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up that in 2028, we're going to have
some candidates for president and
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some candidates for president and
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some candidates for president and
they're not going to be perfect. They're
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they're not going to be perfect. They're
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they're not going to be perfect. They're
going to make some mistakes. They're
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going to make some mistakes. They're
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going to make some mistakes. They're
going to make mistakes in speeches.
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going to make mistakes in speeches.
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going to make mistakes in speeches.
They're going to make mistakes on social
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They're going to make mistakes on social
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They're going to make mistakes on social
media. I've never done that before,
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media. I've never done that before,
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media. I've never done that before,
but I've heard it can get pretty bad.
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but I've heard it can get pretty bad.
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but I've heard it can get pretty bad.
Look, look, we got to look past some of
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Look, look, we got to look past some of
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Look, look, we got to look past some of
these things because the alternative
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these things because the alternative
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these things because the alternative
could be pretty terrible. Like we could
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could be pretty terrible. Like we could
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could be pretty terrible. Like we could
have President Squidward.
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have President Squidward.
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have President Squidward.
Please give these Democratic candidates
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Please give these Democratic candidates
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Please give these Democratic candidates
a shot. I'm warning you, there's a lot
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a shot. I'm warning you, there's a lot
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a shot. I'm warning you, there's a lot
of them. So many people I don't
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of them. So many people I don't
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of them. So many people I don't
recognize. Uh I feel like I'm watching
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recognize. Uh I feel like I'm watching
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recognize. Uh I feel like I'm watching
the Grammys.
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the Grammys.
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the Grammys.
There's so many candidates. I bet you
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There's so many candidates. I bet you
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There's so many candidates. I bet you
didn't even notice that we added some
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didn't even notice that we added some
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didn't even notice that we added some
guy from the Just for Men box.
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None of them are the dream candidate.
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None of them are the dream candidate.
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None of them are the dream candidate.
Okay, they're all gonna have issues that
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Okay, they're all gonna have issues that
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Okay, they're all gonna have issues that
you're gonna have to deal with. Like Cy
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you're gonna have to deal with. Like Cy
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you're gonna have to deal with. Like Cy
Booker. I know he's not very exciting,
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Booker. I know he's not very exciting,
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Booker. I know he's not very exciting,
but he gets the job done. He's like the
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but he gets the job done. He's like the
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but he gets the job done. He's like the
sketchers of candidates.
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sketchers of candidates.
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sketchers of candidates.
Your aunt probably loves him, right? But
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Your aunt probably loves him, right? But
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Your aunt probably loves him, right? But
he does have a big problem.
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he does have a big problem.
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he does have a big problem.
>> If Cory Booker became president, America
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>> If Cory Booker became president, America
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>> If Cory Booker became president, America
would have its first vegan president.
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would have its first vegan president.
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would have its first vegan president.
>> I love making a good fruit shake. Uh,
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>> I love making a good fruit shake. Uh,
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>> I love making a good fruit shake. Uh,
you know, throwing a bunch of different
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you know, throwing a bunch of different
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you know, throwing a bunch of different
fruits in in a blender, bananas. I would
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fruits in in a blender, bananas. I would
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fruits in in a blender, bananas. I would
love to show you a great vegan meal.
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>> No thanks. Uh, it's hard to imagine a
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>> No thanks. Uh, it's hard to imagine a
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>> No thanks. Uh, it's hard to imagine a
vegan president. I agree. Comes off a
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vegan president. I agree. Comes off a
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vegan president. I agree. Comes off a
little weak. You don't want our
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little weak. You don't want our
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little weak. You don't want our
president in the situation room like,
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president in the situation room like,
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president in the situation room like,
"Hey, before we attack, are these
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"Hey, before we attack, are these
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"Hey, before we attack, are these
muffins made with coconut butter?"
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muffins made with coconut butter?"
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muffins made with coconut butter?"
You know what though? It is not
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You know what though? It is not
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You know what though? It is not
precedented. It You know what? It's not
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precedented. It You know what? It's not
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precedented. It You know what? It's not
unprecedented. Bill Clinton turned vegan
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unprecedented. Bill Clinton turned vegan
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unprecedented. Bill Clinton turned vegan
after he was president and Joe Biden was
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after he was president and Joe Biden was
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after he was president and Joe Biden was
an actual vegetable.
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And think about all the good things that
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And think about all the good things that
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And think about all the good things that
Corey does. He supports women, frankly,
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Corey does. He supports women, frankly,
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Corey does. He supports women, frankly,
maybe even too much.
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maybe even too much.
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maybe even too much.
>> 130 sympathetic letters of support for
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>> 130 sympathetic letters of support for
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>> 130 sympathetic letters of support for
former billionaire and convicted felon
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former billionaire and convicted felon
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former billionaire and convicted felon
Elizabeth Holmes from friends, family,
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Elizabeth Holmes from friends, family,
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Elizabeth Holmes from friends, family,
investors, and even New Jersey Senator
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investors, and even New Jersey Senator
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investors, and even New Jersey Senator
Corey Booker. Booker wrote that Holmes
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Corey Booker. Booker wrote that Holmes
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Corey Booker. Booker wrote that Holmes
quote has within her a sincere desire to
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quote has within her a sincere desire to
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quote has within her a sincere desire to
help others, to be of meaningful
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help others, to be of meaningful
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help others, to be of meaningful
service, and possesses the capacity to
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service, and possesses the capacity to
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service, and possesses the capacity to
redeem herself.
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redeem herself.
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redeem herself.
>> I know. I know. I'm sorry. Liberals do
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>> I know. I know. I'm sorry. Liberals do
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>> I know. I know. I'm sorry. Liberals do
this thing where we believe all women,
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this thing where we believe all women,
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this thing where we believe all women,
even the
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even the
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even the
even the one who made an Easy Bake oven
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even the one who made an Easy Bake oven
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even the one who made an Easy Bake oven
that told people they had HIV. But then
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that told people they had HIV. But then
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that told people they had HIV. But then
again, none of these people are going to
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again, none of these people are going to
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again, none of these people are going to
be perfect. Like this guy, Illinois
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be perfect. Like this guy, Illinois
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be perfect. Like this guy, Illinois
Governor JB Pritsker. You might not
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Governor JB Pritsker. You might not
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Governor JB Pritsker. You might not
recognize him unless you've maybe run
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recognize him unless you've maybe run
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recognize him unless you've maybe run
into him at a spirit Halloween.
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into him at a spirit Halloween.
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into him at a spirit Halloween.
>> Governor JB Pritsker and the first lady
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>> Governor JB Pritsker and the first lady
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>> Governor JB Pritsker and the first lady
celebrated Halloween dressed as Shrek
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celebrated Halloween dressed as Shrek
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celebrated Halloween dressed as Shrek
and Fiona.
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and Fiona.
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and Fiona.
>> Governor JB Pritzkar dressed up as a
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>> Governor JB Pritzkar dressed up as a
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>> Governor JB Pritzkar dressed up as a
convincing Professor Dumbledore.
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convincing Professor Dumbledore.
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convincing Professor Dumbledore.
lightsaber in hand. Got into the Star
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lightsaber in hand. Got into the Star
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lightsaber in hand. Got into the Star
Wars spirit for the unofficial May the
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Wars spirit for the unofficial May the
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Wars spirit for the unofficial May the
4th holiday. May the Fourth be with you.
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4th holiday. May the Fourth be with you.
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4th holiday. May the Fourth be with you.
>> Okay,
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>> Okay,
we cannot let Vladimir Putin see any of
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we cannot let Vladimir Putin see any of
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we cannot let Vladimir Putin see any of
this footage. None of these candidates
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this footage. None of these candidates
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this footage. None of these candidates
are perfect. Stop holding out for
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are perfect. Stop holding out for
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are perfect. Stop holding out for
another Obama. The best we can do is
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another Obama. The best we can do is
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another Obama. The best we can do is
Josh Shapiro, who clearly is trying to
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Josh Shapiro, who clearly is trying to
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Josh Shapiro, who clearly is trying to
sound like him.
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sound like him.
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sound like him.
>> And let me tell you something. He's
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>> And let me tell you something. He's
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>> And let me tell you something. He's
pretty afraid.
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pretty afraid.
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pretty afraid.
>> Y'all see he's backing out of the debate
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>> Y'all see he's backing out of the debate
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>> Y'all see he's backing out of the debate
NOW. IT'S NOT JUST CUZ she's a skilled
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NOW. IT'S NOT JUST CUZ she's a skilled
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NOW. IT'S NOT JUST CUZ she's a skilled
debater. It's not just cuz she's got the
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debater. It's not just cuz she's got the
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debater. It's not just cuz she's got the
right positions on the issues that
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right positions on the issues that
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right positions on the issues that
matter most to the good people of
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matter most to the good people of
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matter most to the good people of
Pennsylvania and this country.
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Pennsylvania and this country.
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Pennsylvania and this country.
>> It's cuz he can't run away from his
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>> It's cuz he can't run away from his
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>> It's cuz he can't run away from his
record any longer.
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>> And you guys were worried about AI
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>> And you guys were worried about AI
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>> And you guys were worried about AI
plagiarizing. This is a real liberal
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plagiarizing. This is a real liberal
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plagiarizing. This is a real liberal
conundrum, isn't it? We get mad for
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conundrum, isn't it? We get mad for
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conundrum, isn't it? We get mad for
white women when they say spirit animal,
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white women when they say spirit animal,
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white women when they say spirit animal,
but we're fine with this guy doing vocal
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but we're fine with this guy doing vocal
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but we're fine with this guy doing vocal
blackface. like we got to
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blackface. like we got to
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blackface. like we got to
but if you can look past that I will
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but if you can look past that I will
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but if you can look past that I will
look past my own personal problem with
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look past my own personal problem with
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look past my own personal problem with
him that I just can't really picture
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him that I just can't really picture
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him that I just can't really picture
having a president named Josh
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having a president named Josh
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having a president named Josh
you know when I think Josh I think like
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you know when I think Josh I think like
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you know when I think Josh I think like
guy with three jugs of protein powder
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guy with three jugs of protein powder
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guy with three jugs of protein powder
who lectures you on a first date about
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who lectures you on a first date about
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who lectures you on a first date about
how monogamy is not natural
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how monogamy is not natural
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how monogamy is not natural
but we can get through this we can get
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but we can get through this we can get
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but we can get through this we can get
through the name Josh our vice president
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through the name Josh our vice president
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through the name Josh our vice president
is named J D like if Josh is the guy at
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is named J D like if Josh is the guy at
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is named J D like if Josh is the guy at
the frat who's pledging J D is the
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the frat who's pledging J D is the
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the frat who's pledging J D is the
senior who's branding Fi Singh on Josh's
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senior who's branding Fi Singh on Josh's
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senior who's branding Fi Singh on Josh's
nuts.
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nuts.
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nuts.
But there's no perfect names here.
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But there's no perfect names here.
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But there's no perfect names here.
There's AOC. I mean, she doesn't even
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There's AOC. I mean, she doesn't even
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There's AOC. I mean, she doesn't even
have a name. She doesn't EVEN HAVE A
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have a name. She doesn't EVEN HAVE A
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have a name. She doesn't EVEN HAVE A
NAME, YOU KNOW. BUT PEOPLE LOVE HER. But
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NAME, YOU KNOW. BUT PEOPLE LOVE HER. But
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NAME, YOU KNOW. BUT PEOPLE LOVE HER. But
it does rub some people the wrong way
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it does rub some people the wrong way
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it does rub some people the wrong way
that she goes by a threeletter acronym,
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that she goes by a threeletter acronym,
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that she goes by a threeletter acronym,
you know, like she's in the company of
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you know, like she's in the company of
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you know, like she's in the company of
luminaries like MLK, FDR, and DMX.
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luminaries like MLK, FDR, and DMX.
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luminaries like MLK, FDR, and DMX.
But focus on the good things. Focus on
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But focus on the good things. Focus on
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But focus on the good things. Focus on
the fact that she was elected at 29
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the fact that she was elected at 29
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the fact that she was elected at 29
years old. At 29,
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years old. At 29,
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years old. At 29,
I mean,
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I mean,
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I mean,
think about what YOU WERE DOING AT 29.
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think about what YOU WERE DOING AT 29.
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think about what YOU WERE DOING AT 29.
AT 29, I elected to get a nose ring,
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AT 29, I elected to get a nose ring,
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AT 29, I elected to get a nose ring,
right? Did it change the world? No. But
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right? Did it change the world? No. But
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right? Did it change the world? No. But
it did keep a lot of stable, responsible
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it did keep a lot of stable, responsible
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it did keep a lot of stable, responsible
men from dating me, and they went on to
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men from dating me, and they went on to
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men from dating me, and they went on to
do great things because of it.
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do great things because of it.
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do great things because of it.
But of course, the candidate that we
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But of course, the candidate that we
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But of course, the candidate that we
really need America to settle for right
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really need America to settle for right
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really need America to settle for right
now is the likely Democratic front
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now is the likely Democratic front
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now is the likely Democratic front
runner, Gavin Newsome. You might be
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runner, Gavin Newsome. You might be
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runner, Gavin Newsome. You might be
surprised that he's running for
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surprised that he's running for
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surprised that he's running for
president because based on how he's
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president because based on how he's
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president because based on how he's
traveling, he already seems to think he
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traveling, he already seems to think he
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traveling, he already seems to think he
has the job.
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has the job.
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has the job.
>> Gavin Newsome. The California governor
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>> Gavin Newsome. The California governor
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>> Gavin Newsome. The California governor
dashed off to New Hampshire and Nevada.
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dashed off to New Hampshire and Nevada.
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dashed off to New Hampshire and Nevada.
>> Governor Nuome he toured some small
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>> Governor Nuome he toured some small
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>> Governor Nuome he toured some small
towns in South Carolina. California
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towns in South Carolina. California
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towns in South Carolina. California
Governor Gavin Newsome took the fight to
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Governor Gavin Newsome took the fight to
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Governor Gavin Newsome took the fight to
Texas this weekend,
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Texas this weekend,
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Texas this weekend,
>> furnishing his foreign policy
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>> furnishing his foreign policy
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>> furnishing his foreign policy
credentials in uh Davos,
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credentials in uh Davos,
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credentials in uh Davos,
>> jetting down to Brazil.
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>> jetting down to Brazil.
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>> jetting down to Brazil.
>> California's Governor Gavin Newsome,
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>> California's Governor Gavin Newsome,
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>> California's Governor Gavin Newsome,
guess where he was? He went to China and
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guess where he was? He went to China and
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guess where he was? He went to China and
sat down with the president Xi Jinping.
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To be fair, the only reason he was
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To be fair, the only reason he was
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To be fair, the only reason he was
sitting down with the Xi Jinping was to
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sitting down with the Xi Jinping was to
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sitting down with the Xi Jinping was to
try and book him for his podcast.
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try and book him for his podcast.
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try and book him for his podcast.
He's I can't wait for him to tell
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He's I can't wait for him to tell
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He's I can't wait for him to tell
Giinping that, hey, America won't back
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Giinping that, hey, America won't back
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Giinping that, hey, America won't back
down. Also ask him, do you mind just
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down. Also ask him, do you mind just
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down. Also ask him, do you mind just
looking into the camera and say
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looking into the camera and say
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looking into the camera and say
sponsored by Blue Chew?
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sponsored by Blue Chew?
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sponsored by Blue Chew?
But look, Gavin also, he does unite both
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But look, Gavin also, he does unite both
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But look, Gavin also, he does unite both
sides. liberal likes him because he's
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sides. liberal likes him because he's
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sides. liberal likes him because he's
mean to Trump and conservatives like him
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mean to Trump and conservatives like him
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mean to Trump and conservatives like him
because he let Los Angeles burn down
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because he let Los Angeles burn down
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because he let Los Angeles burn down
and that means something. Okay? And what
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and that means something. Okay? And what
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and that means something. Okay? And what
I guess I'm trying to say, America, is
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I guess I'm trying to say, America, is
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I guess I'm trying to say, America, is
that we're not a young country anymore.
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that we're not a young country anymore.
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that we're not a young country anymore.
Okay? Look at our bridges. They're
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Okay? Look at our bridges. They're
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Okay? Look at our bridges. They're
sagging.
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Our lakes, they're drying up. We're
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Our lakes, they're drying up. We're
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Our lakes, they're drying up. We're
drying up. Okay? We we can't just pick
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drying up. Okay? We we can't just pick
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drying up. Okay? We we can't just pick
apart every candidate and think that
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apart every candidate and think that
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apart every candidate and think that
everything's going to magically work
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everything's going to magically work
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everything's going to magically work
out. This is the real world, not Nancy
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out. This is the real world, not Nancy
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out. This is the real world, not Nancy
Pelosy's stock portfolio.
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Pelosy's stock portfolio.
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Pelosy's stock portfolio.
No one candidate is going to check all
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No one candidate is going to check all
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No one candidate is going to check all
the boxes for us. And if you keep
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the boxes for us. And if you keep
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the boxes for us. And if you keep
holding out for Mr. Wright, we're going
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holding out for Mr. Wright, we're going
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holding out for Mr. Wright, we're going
to end up with Mr. Altright. So
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to end up with Mr. Altright. So
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to end up with Mr. Altright. So
maybe we all just stop approaching
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maybe we all just stop approaching
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maybe we all just stop approaching
politicians like we're looking for a
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politicians like we're looking for a
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politicians like we're looking for a
soulmate and approach them like we're on
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soulmate and approach them like we're on
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soulmate and approach them like we're on
Grinder.
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You know, you're going to get hard,
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You know, you're going to get hard,
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You know, you're going to get hard,
but you still want to be able to walk
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but you still want to be able to walk
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but you still want to be able to walk
home.
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home.
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home.
BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST my opinion.
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