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Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight

Show. This is it. You're here. You made it. Thank

you for watching. Well, guys, just as the country digs

out from last weekend's storm, it looks like another one

is coming this weekend. And it's being called the bomb

cyclone. Yeah, it's expected to be the biggest bomb this

weekend not counting the Melania documentary. Yeah, that's it. Speaking

of the Trump administration, they just announced that they're going

to negotiate a lower price for 15 drugs, including Botox.

And you like that? So if you're mad about grocery

prices, at least you won't look it. Yeah, I read

that the Florida Senate has advanced to build their name,

the Palm Beach Airport, after President Trump. It's perfect because

just like the man, the airport is full of McDonald's

and cinnabons. Yeah. You'll know it's Trump. Are you ready?

You'll know it's Trump Airport when they deice the plane

with the tanning band. You'll know it's Trump Airport when

all the planes are a gift from Qatar. You'll know

it's Trump's airport when your carry on has to be

smaller than Marco Rubio. You'll know it's Trump's airport when

the pilots are like, is there a doctor on board

who will say I'm 215 pounds? Thank you very much.

You guys see this? You guys see that? You guys

see this in Justice Department just so that they still

don't have a timeline for releasing the Epstein files. America's

like, no rush. We know it's hard to press control

print. Yup, they're close. They just have to dot the

eyes and cross out all the Trumps. We'll switch in

gears to some entertainment news. The fourth season of Bridgerton

premieres tomorrow on Netflix. For Trump, it's not the love

scenes that are hot. It's the ballrooms. That's gender layers

really doing it for me. Most of music news is

so that Lady Gaga just released a cover of Mr.

Rogers' classic song Won't You Be My Neighbor. It's supposed

to air in a Super Bowl commercial. Hey James, didn't

you record a version of Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Oh yes I did, Jim. In fact, I recorded it

for the new Avatar movie. Unfortunately, it was cut out

of the film. But I'd love to sing it for

you right now. It's called Won't You Be My Neighbor?

It's called Won't You Be My Neighbor? Okay. Oh my

God. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a

nova troupe my favorite neighborhood. A nova troupe for my

navi. Would you love mine? Could you love mine? It's

a nova little troupe me. Fly that travey red and

navely tooth for a teller, would you love? Would you

love mine, would you love mine? Would you love me

navel? Oh my God. Wow. Wow. That's incredible. James from

the roots, everybody. Really? We'll get this. A new survey

found that Apple customers aren't buying the new Slimmer iPhone

Air. Apparently people didn't want the ability to accidentally drop

the phone into even smaller cracks. Wait, it just went

between the floorboards? Meanwhile, people are loving the new Samsung

Mega Stuff Galaxy. Some big news about the economy this

week, the dollar hit its weakest level in four years.

Yeah, a dollar doesn't buy what it used to. I

stopped by a dollar general this morning, and I have

to agree the only things that they were selling were

head or shoulder shampoo. Oh. Wow. Couple minutes energy. Yeah.

And the scrub uncle. And I was like, well, it

doesn't buy... These are still trying... They're trying. But I

never... I've never heard of scrub uncle. Well, I read

that according to a new census data last year, the

U .S. population grew at one of the slowest rates

in history. Yeah, it's not a great sign when the

entire country is not in the mood. But thanks to

Bridgerton coming back for nine months away from reverse Matt.

Come on. Well, guys, Super Bowl 60 is in less

than two weeks. The Seattle Seahawks are taking on the

New England Patriots, and some football legends are already weighing

in with their predictions for the big game. Check out

what they're saying. Michael Strahan said, it's a great matchup,

but I think Darnel's accurate passing will put Seahawks over

the top. Troy Ackman said, I have to disagree. I

think New England wins because Drake May will be a

major threat in the running game. And finally, Gronk said,

both teams good. Both teams want win. One team score

more. Get shiny ring. Gronk like shiny ring. There you

have it. Oh my god. It's rough. It's rough. It's

rough. It's rough, Gronk has to. I didn't know that

you were already here. You didn't see that bit. I

just did it. Yeah, but Gronk, no talk like that.

Gronk, use words. Good. Jimmy Hurt, Gronk's feelings. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Gronk. It's okay

to quote Gondi, forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

That's beautiful. No, that's Gondi. I won. Yeah, I won.

No, no, no. Um, I don't want to do it.

Okay, Gondi. Thank you. Thank you. Good evening. Okay, Gronk.

Good evening. It's rough. There you have it. Good morning.

Right there, the best! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And finally, a

man was just sentenced to four years in prison for

trying to rob a Taco Bell with a rock. I

tried to rob a Taco Bell with a rock, but

the cashier defeated him with paper. We have a great

show. She is one of the biggest supermodels in the

world. Kendall Jenner is here tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Super

Bowl champion, Rob Grunkowski is joining us! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And we've got great music from Holly Humberstone! CHEERING AND

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