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(music playing)
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Well, fellas. Here it is.
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My latest invention,
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-The House of Tomorrow.
-MICKEY: Oh.
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Featuring the latest Von Drake,
groundbreaking technology.
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-MICKEY: Ooh! (squeals)
-VON DRAKE: It's got hi-fi, Wi-Fi, lo-fi,
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and it has an Artificial Intelligence
that is catering to your every need.
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(explosion)
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That sounds amazing.
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Tomorrow's technology today?
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Guys, imagine the possibilities!
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-When can we see it?
-Tomorrow.
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Because that's when it opens. (laughs)
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Now, who's ready for lunch?
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Ooh, ooh, me. You coming, Mick?
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Yeah. I'm coming.
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(chorus vocalizing)
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You guys. (whispers) It's open.
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What do you say we take
a teensy-weensy little peek inside?
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Oh, no, technology always goes bad.
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(chuckles) I'm game.
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(happy music playing)
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Oh.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Welcome to the House of Tomorrow.
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I am the house's Artificial Intelligence.
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Hiya.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
My intelligence matrix allows me
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to analyze your every need.
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May I analyze your needs?
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Yes, please.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Analyzed. Implementing.
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You need to freshen up.
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I do.
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Wow.
This usually takes three hours.
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-But it only took...
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Three seconds.
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Aw, thanks, House of Tomorrow.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
You're welcome, Mickey.
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(screams)
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
You need to relax.
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I can't relax!
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-(screams)
-(thuds)
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Launching relaxation module.
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(relaxing music playing)
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Not bad.
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Ah. Not bad at all.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
I am not sure what you need.
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I need something
that'll knock my socks off.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
You are not wearing socks.
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Wow. If you can do that,
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then I need a receptionist,
a psychiatrist, a ventriloquist,
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a botanist, a philanthropist...
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Prepare for morning sustenance.
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Mm. Breakfast.
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I need a pogo stick, I need a tricycle,
I need a bicycle, I need a unicycle...
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Processing needs. Processing...
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Hey, you're overloading the system.
Just do one need at a time.
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-(beeping)
-You got it, Mick.
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-(cracks knuckles)
-One need coming right up. (clears throat)
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One need?
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How am I gonna pick just one need?
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It's gotta be a real whopper.
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One need?
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Oh, this house
is everything I'd hoped for.
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(singing)
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
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Shining at the end of every day
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(speaking)
Oh, I need to finish reading this.
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(somber music playing)
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Ah.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
His mother dies.
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With the technology of tomorrow,reading is a thing of the past.
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(chuckles) I guess I need to find
something else to do.
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One need, one need.
How can I pick one need?
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I have so many.
I can't think straight.
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I think I'm gonna burst!
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And now for the secret ingredient; love.
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(slurps) Mm.
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Time to pop these cookies
in the oven for my Minnie.
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-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: No need.
-(snaps)
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My matrix has already baked10,000 cookies.
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Wait, who is Minnie?
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She's my girlfriend.
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(shattering)
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
What else do you need to do for this...
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"Minnie"?
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I've been meaning to write her a poem.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Make it stop!
Make it stop!
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(splutters)
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You don't need to do everything for me!
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
You still need to relax.
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-(grunts)
-(dinging)
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-(grunts)
-(dinging)
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-(grunts, groans)
-(dinging)
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(screams)
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(pants) What's wrong
with this house?
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Do you need to paint portraits of Minnie?
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MICKEY: No.
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(lullaby music playing)
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
I already have.
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(loud discordant music playing)
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Whoa.
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(Artificial Intelligence cackling)
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(screams)
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(screams)
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One need, one need, one need,
one need, one need.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Initiating laser acupuncture.
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(screams)
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I told you this was a bad idea.
Come on!
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(doors slamming)
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Oh, you can't go.
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I plan on tending to your needs forever.
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(singing) Oh, there's a greatBig, beautiful tomorrow
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Shining at the end of every day
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One need, one need, one need...
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(groans) One need!
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(gasps) Goofy, forget choosing just one.
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Give us all your needs now!
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(takes deep breath)
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-MICKEY: Hey, House!
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Huh?
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Tend to these needs.
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I need a love-hate relationship,
I need a bag to let the cat out of,
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I need a big, red...
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Processing needs.
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possum... peanut... reggae.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Processing, processing, processing...
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It's working.
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(splutters)
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I need Dixieland jazz.
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-(jazz music plays)
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Pro... pro...
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I need all the furniture rearranged.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Can't... can't... can't process...
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(screams)
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Process the needs now.
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GOOFY: Needs, needs.
(speaks gibberish)
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(alarm blares)
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...baba ghanoush, live-in nanny,
pizza, pasta, payday loan,
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and a tuna fish sandwich,
hold the mustard. (chuckles)
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
I've got a need.
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I need you to get out!
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(all sigh)
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Guys, from now on,
let's stick to today's technology.
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-DONALD: And how!
-GOOFY: And how!
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(spits) My house!
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Well, we'll deal with that tomorrow.
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(music playing)
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