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Wow!
Donna, you look great.
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What could it be?
( Gasps )
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Oh, I know. You lost
80 pounds of ugly fat.
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( Laughs )
Burn, Eric, burn!
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Okay, first of all...
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I weigh
a 1 30- 49... pounds.
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Yeah.
You look good too, Eric.
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You lost...
your one true love, so-
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Looking good.
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Eric, I found these records of yours,
and I thought you might want them back.
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Ah, the unpleasant exchange of possessions
after the horrific breakup.
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Awkward for them,
entertaining for us.
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Whoa, whoa. Shut up.
Don Kirshner's starting.
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Oh, right. Paul McCartney and Wings
are on tonight.
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( TV: Man Singing Pop Rock )
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Okay, so- Okay,
we're all here now.
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So- So, Donna,
you're staying?
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Okay.
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What I meant to say was-
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Look, Donna, I don't think
it's cool if you hang out here.
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( Continues )
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So, what, you're,
like, kicking me out?
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Wow.
( Chuckles )
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Okay then. Bye.
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Well, if you're kicking her out,
then you're kicking me out.
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No,Jackie, no.
Oh, wait. I mean, bye!
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Hangin'out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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We're all all right
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We're all all right
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Hello, Wisconsin.!
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So, it's just not fair.
He doesn't, like, get my friends...
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'cause he has some stupid,
crappy basement.
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Right! You helped make that
basement what it is today.
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Right. No one would even
go over there before me.
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It smelled like feet.
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Donna, you have to fight back.
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Okay, when a couple splits up...
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the woman deserves her fair share
of the life she helped build.
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- How much is that?
- All of it!
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Donna, it's the law.
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You know, normally, that statement
would really offend me.
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But now that I'm single and pissed,
you're making a lot of sense.
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And then shejust comes downin the basement like it's no big deal.
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After what happened? And she's just gonna act
like everything's cool and everything's fine?
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You don't love me,you don't get my couch... or my friends.
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I'm a package deal, baby.!
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So, I just told her, ''Fire up those walking sticks,Big Red, because this ain't happening.
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I'm not having it. ''
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( Sighs )
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Hey, Forman, we were all there,
and that ain't how it happened.
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You wanna talk about it
some more?
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Mmm, no.
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( Doorbell Rings )
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- Hello, Kitty.
- Oh, Pastor Dave!
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What a nice surprise.
How's... God?
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Fine, thank you.
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So, I was wondering if,
uh, Red was home.
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Oh, no.
What did he do?
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No. No, no, nothing.
I just thought...
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he might like to, uh-
I don't know- goof off?
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You want to
spend time with Red.
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- Unless it's a bad time.
- Oh, no, no, no. This is a great time.
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Oh, my God!
Red has a visitor!
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Red, Pastor Dave's here!
For you! Hurry!
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Oh, yeah. I ran into him
in the hardware store.
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You know, he was gonna try to paint
his garage without priming.
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( Laughing )
That crazy bastard.
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( Laughing )
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Oh, my.
Red has a friend.
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Psst!
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( Whispering )
What are you guys doing today?
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( Whispering )
We're going to the basement.
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Hmm. Sounds fun.
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But you know what sounds
like even more fun?
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Oh! Playing with a bunch
of monkeys?
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Well, yeah.
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But we got cable TV
at my house...
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which we all know has the potential
for flashes of brief nudity.
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Nudity!
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Cable? Oh, you are so gonna
win this breakup!
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Now, wait just a minute.
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Eric is our friend,
our brother.
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We cannot just abandon him for nude boobs.
( Scoffs )
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Good point, Fez. This nudity you speak of,
are we talking full frontal?
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- Does it matter?
- No. Let's go.
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( TV: Indistinct )
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So, you have no idea
where everyone is?
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Everyone who?
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Hey, you got any Popsicles?
Donna's all out.
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Oh, so that's how it is?
Everyone's over at Donna's?
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Eric, man, I'm sorry.
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And I know that we've been friends
for, like, a really long time...
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but, uh, we were watching
Barbarella on cable.
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Man, and I not only saw boobs,
but I saw boobs in space!
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Yeah, space boobs, Eric!
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There's no gravity!
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She got cable?
That sneaky little wench.
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No, no. And corn dogs.
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- ( Door Closes )
- Oh, dogs wrapped in corn.
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Oh, sweet meat on a stick.
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-Just go.
- Thank you.
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''At Dave's.
Back around 5:00. Red.''
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Oh!
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I hadn't realized before,
but the primer is like your emotions.
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It's what's underneath
the surface.
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And the rust
is like your anger.
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Boy...
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having a male companion
to talk to is changing my life.
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I wish I could tell Kitty
exactly how I feel about her...
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but I just
can't find the words.
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I'll help you.
We'll find the words together.
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( Sighs )
Oh, sure...
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sometimes I feel like crying,
but I just can't.
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You can with me.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hello.
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So, how was your day?
What did you and your new friend do?
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Well-
( Sighs )
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( TV: Crowd Cheering )
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- ( Grunts )
- ( Grunts )
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- So, that's all you did?
- Yep.
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Well, you didn't talk
about anything?
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Nope.
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- Do you hate him?
- Kitty, don't start.
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No, no, no. All I'm saying is,
people with friends live longer.
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And you are not good
at keeping friends.
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Bob's scared of you,
and Earl isn't speaking to you.
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- What about Frank?
- Frank's dead.
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Exactly.
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It is time to replace
your dead friend Frank.
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I win.
( Laughs )
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( TV: Instrumental )
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Oh, look,
there's a boob!
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There's two.
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Oh, wait. Four.
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It's the mother lode.
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- Oh, man. Guy butt. Look away.
- ( Groans )
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I feel kinda bad.
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Hon, it's just guy butt.
It won't hurt you.
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No! About Eric.
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I mean, he was totally in the right
to kick Donna out.
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Oh, he was not right.
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Now, you agree with me!
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No.
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- ( Groans )
- Agree with me.
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No! Donna broke his heart,
and now she should have to pay.
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- Chex Mix?
- Oh, thank you, Donna.
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Oh, we are so not talking.
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- All right,Jack-
- I said, not talking!
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- Well done.
- All right, Fez. The-
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I said, well done!
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Oh, there are
all my friends.
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Hey, Donna,
I found these socks of yours...
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so I thought I'd just, you know,
run 'em right over.
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Eric, you can't hang out here.
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It's really uncomfortable, so-
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Uncomfortable?
( Chuckles )
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Who's uncomfortable?
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Oh, fine.
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Look, man, I'd go with you,
but, you know, it's cable.
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Whatever.
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Hey, want me to come by later
and tell you about the boobs?
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No! Yeah.
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It's Dave for you.
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( Squeals )
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( Clears Throat )
Yeah?
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Fine. Right.
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Okay.
( Grunts )
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You do not grunt
to a friend.
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- Friends don't grunt.
- ( Grunts )
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Okay, so I was over
at the Pinciottis'...
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crouched behind the hedge next to the house,
and I distinctly heard laughter.
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Laughter!
Well, I will tell you what.
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I am not going down without a fight.
No, sirree, Bob.
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Bob!
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The kids really
like my jokes?
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Oh.
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Mr. Pinciotti, if you only knew
the number of times...
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Donna's shared one of
your doozies with the gang.
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Lordy, how we laugh and laugh.
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- And laugh.
- ( Laughing )
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Right. I'm goin'.
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Okay.
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But the tennis pro says...
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''We don't serve
those kind of balls.''
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( Singing Lounge Pop )
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( Fez Mouthing Lyrics )
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( Ends )
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Welcome home, friends.
( Chuckles )
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Who wants Popsicles?
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Hey, I don't feel good
about this.
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Well, would you rather be at Donna's singing
backup to ''Cha Cha Di Amore''?
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-Oh. Well, will you look who's here.
-That was a dirty trick, Forman.
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Well, I'd love to stay and talk about it,
but we're on our way to the movies.
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( All )
Yeah.
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Fine. Then I'm taking them
bowling Saturday.
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Yeah!
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Fine.
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Ooh, what a fun weekend.
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Hey, look, you guys can't buy our loyalty
with these little field trips.
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You're gonna have to start buying us
some stuff we can take home.
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Well, look, I think it's stupid
to have to go day by day.
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Why doesn't Donna
just get us on the weekends?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not fair...
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because then Eric gets
all the weekday headaches...
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and Donna gets
all the fun time.
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Fine. Then we'll make
a schedule. Eric?
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Fine. Have a seat.
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Make sure to schedule time
with Bob.
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He takes me
to Chuckle Town.
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So, um, what are you
and Dave gonna do today?
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Go out to the garage and talk
friend to friend? That would be nice.
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No. We're gonna turn on the fight
and watch two nice men...
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beat the living hell
out of each other.
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That's nice.
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- ( Doorbell Rings )
- Oh. Oh.
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Oh, come on in,
Pastor Dave.
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Red and I are just so happy
that you are here.
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- Especially Red.
- Kitty.
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I want you to know that it is so nice
for Red to finally have a boyfriend.
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For God sakes, Kitty!
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Oh, lighten up, silly.
''Man friend.'' Whatever.
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Someone to talk to,
share their feelings with.
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Anyway, you are an important
part of Red's life.
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Oh.
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- Well-
- Wait. No. Don't listen to her.
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I don't really want to share
my feelings with you.
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Hell, I don't even think
I have feelings.
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Now, let's just watch these two guys
beat the crap out of each other.
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Sold!
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Well, I don't care
what you say.
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You're boyfriends,
and that's nice.
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You know, Red, I am so glad
that I have someone to share with...
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because I woke up this morning
feeling upset.
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Ha-ha! I gotcha!
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Good one, Dave.
Good one!
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Don't ever do that again.
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I'm just saying, Forman...
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you really didn't deliver
on the afternoon like I was hoping.
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Dude, I took you everywhere.
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I bought everything.
It was a great day.
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I don't know, man. I mean, I asked you for
a six-pack. You brought me out a tall boy.
247
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,600
I'm just saying.
248
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,900
Fine. Whatever.
They're all yours.
249
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,000
Twenty minutes late.
250
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,900
Sorry. We had to stop
so Fez could pee.
251
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,700
Yes, it was my fault.
Please do not fight.
252
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:55,900
Eric, listen, travel time should come out
of your time, not mine.
253
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,900
What's on Fez's face?
254
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,900
Nothing. Nothing.
255
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,700
Is that ice cream?
Now he won't want dinner!
256
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,100
I am sorry I ate
ice cream, Donna.
257
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,900
- Do not be mad.
- Oh.
258
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,400
Fez, I'm mad at Eric,
not at you.
259
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,100
This is not about you.
260
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,300
Listen, I'm not about to limit
our good time to help with yours.
261
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,900
- Why would you do anything to help me?
- Oh, you listen, missy.
262
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,300
- I'm not gonna-
- Stop it! Stop it!
263
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,100
You are tearing us apart!
264
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,000
I hope you're happy.
Now you've upset Fez.
265
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,900
Yeah, and your fighting is
making me and Jackie fight...
266
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,300
and that interferes
with us doing it.
267
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,400
And that ain't good.
268
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:01,600
So, until you guys fix this, we're not hanging
out with either one of you. Let's go.
269
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,000
Hyde, I'm sticky.
270
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,700
Come on.
Let's get you cleaned up.
271
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,300
And I'm sleepy.
272
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,700
I know.
You had a big day!
273
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,900
This is your fault.
None of this would have happened...
274
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:33,600
if you hadn't been such a jerk
and kicked me out of the basement.
275
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,000
Well, you came in
and you were just so...
276
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,800
''Oh, we broke up, and I don't care,
and, hey, let's just watch TV.''
277
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,200
Tra la la la la
278
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,100
Eric, I was faking it.
279
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,500
I'm miserable and uncomfortable,
and this whole thing sucks.
280
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,500
You're miserable?
281
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,200
Well, that's great!
282
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,400
I mean, I'm miserable too.
283
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,400
Okay, so, how about this?
284
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:11,000
We just hang out together
and pretend everything's fine...
285
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,600
for, you know-
for the sake of our friends.
286
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,300
I can do that.
287
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,300
Okay.
288
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,800
But, you know,
( Sighs )
289
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,300
you have to stop trying to
look so hot when you come over.
290
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,100
I have not been doing that.
291
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,800
Red lipstick, no bra?
292
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,500
Okay, yeah, I did that.
293
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,500
And, Fez,
you sit on the dryer.
294
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,900
Okay. This new seating arrangement
should really work.
295
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,500
There you kids are.
296
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:57,100
I think I finally remembered the punch line
to the Italian midget joke.
297
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,800
- My mom made fish.
- I gotta register for the draft.
298
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,700
- Me too.
- I gotta go count my G.I.Joes.
299
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,500
I'll be in the oven.
300
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,400
Wow. Tough room.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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