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♪ I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME ♪
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♪ FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪
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♪ GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND ♪
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♪ AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT ♪
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♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪
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♪ HEADIN' ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA SEE
IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪
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♪ TIM-TMAH TIM-MAH,
TIM-MAH TIM-MAH TIMMY TIM-MAH ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE ♪
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OKAY, HERE HE COMES.
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WHO WANTS TO TELL HIM ?
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I'LL DO IT.
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HEY, FELLAS !
I'M GLAD YOU CALLED ME !
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THERE'S A PIE EATING CONTEST
DOWN AT THE FIREHOUSE,
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AND I THOUGHT
WE SHOULD ALL GO !
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BUTTERS, COULD YOU
TAKE A SEAT, PLEASE ?
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WELL, SURE.
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BUTTERS, WE HAVE TO HAVE A VERY
DIFFICULT CONVERSATION.
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WHAT IS IT ?
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WELL, IN THE MONTHS SINCE
OUR FRIEND KENNY DIED
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YOU'VE REALLY STEPPED UP
AS A FRIEND
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AND "FILLED THE GAP",
SO TO SPEAK.
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OH, IT'S MY PLEASURE !
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I LOVE BEING YOU GUYS'
NEW FRIEND.
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YES, WELL, BUTTERS,
IT'S JUST NOT WORKING OUT.
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NOT WORKING OUT ?
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I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
LET YOU GO-- AS OUR FRIEND.
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YOU'RE JUST TOO...
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LAME.
LAME, YES.
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BUT I CAN GET BETTER.
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BUTTERS, YOU JUST DON'T REALLY
FIT IN WITH US HERE.
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WE THINK IT'S BEST
FOR ALL OF US
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IF YOU LOOK FOR FRIENDSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES ELSEWHERE.
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BUT WE CERTAINLY WANT TO THANK
YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK
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AND ATTEMPTS AT
BEING OUR FRIEND.
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LAME AS THEY WERE.
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BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE REALLY
GETTING ALONG GREAT.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE REALLY
HAVING FUN TOGETHER.
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YES, WELL, WE WEREN'T.
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PLEASE, FELLAS,
DON'T FIRE ME.
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WE'RE SORRY, BUTTERS,
OUR MIND IS MADE UP.
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BUT WE CERTAINLY WANT TO
THANK YOU FOR COMING BY.
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YOU KNOW YOUR WAY OUT, RIGHT ?
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PHEW !
WHEW !
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HE TOOK THAT
PRETTY WELL I THINK.
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WHO CARES ?
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SO LET'S GET STARTED
ON WHO'S GONNA BE
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THE NEW PERSON TO
TAKE KENNY'S PLACE.
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THE WORLD ISN'T FAIR.
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I DO EVERYTHING
PEOPLE ASK ME TO.
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I STAND IN THE
LUNCH LINES FOR THEM...
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I BUY TAMPONS AT
THE STORE FOR THEM...
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I GO ON MAURY POVICH WITH
BALLS ON MY CHIN FOR THEM.
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AND YET,
NOBODY ACCEPTS ME.
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I AM AN OUTCAST--
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A SHADOW OF A MAN WHO CAN FIND
NO COMPANIONSHIP,
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NO LOVE FROM OTHERS.
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FINE !
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IF I'M TO BE
AN OUTCAST, SO BE IT.
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I'M THROUGH DOING WHAT
OTHERS TELL ME TO DO,
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AND I AM SICK OF THIS WORLD
AND THE STINKY PEOPLE IN IT.
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FROM NOW ON,
I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE
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TO BRINGING CHAOS TO THE WORLD
THAT HAS DEJECTED ME !
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I WILL BECOME THE
GREATEST SUPER-VILLAIN
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THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN !
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WHERE I GO,
DESTRUCTION WILL FOLLOW !
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PREPARE, OH LITTLE TOWN.
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PREPARE FOR THE
GREATEST SUPER-VILLAIN
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YOU HAVE
EVER SEEN...
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PROFESSOR CHAOS !
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BUTTERS, TIME FOR BED.
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OKAY, MOM.
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YES, SLEEP FOR NOW.
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TOMORROW,
THE CHAOS BEGINS.
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HA HA...
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HA HA HA...
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HA HA HA
HA HA HA !
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AH HA HA HA !
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ALRIGHT, WE WANT TO THANK
EVERYBODY FOR COMING,
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THIS IS A GREAT TURNOUT.
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UH, AS YOU KNOW, OUR FRIEND
KENNY DIED A FEW MONTHS AGO
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AND WE ARE LOOKING TO FILL
THE VOID WITH A NEW FRIEND.
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YOU'VE ALL BEEN SELECTED
AS POSSIBLE CANDIDATES,
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BUT UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS
ONLY ROOM FOR ONE OF YOU.
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AND SO, STAN AND KYLE AND I WILL
BE SPENDING THE NEXT FEW DAYS
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GOING OUT WITH EACH ONE OF YOU,
AND NARROWING OUR CHOICES DOWN,
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UNTIL WE THINK WE'VE FOUND
THE PERFECT FRIEND.
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ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS ?
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WHAT IF WE DON'T
WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ?
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CLYDE... OKAY ?
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NOW, THE FIRST THING WE HAVE
TO DO IS CUT THE LIST DOWN
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FROM 20 CHOICES TO 10.
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AND SO TODAY WE WILL
ALL BE GOING
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TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK TOGETHER
TO SEE WHO WE WANT TO CUT.
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PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THIS
WILL ALL BE VIDEOTAPED,
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SO PUT ON YOUR BEST FRIEND FACES
AND MAY THE BEST FRIEND WIN !
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OH, AND WE WILL BE NEEDING
A $10 PER PERSON ENTRANCE FEE.
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ORDER 23 IS UP,
AND ORDER 24 IS UP.
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UH, WAITRESS, I ACTUALLY
ORDERED THE CHICKEN SOUP.
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THIS IS MINESTRONE.
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YEAH, I HAD THE
MINESTRONE OVER HERE.
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AH HA HA !
HA HA HA HAAA !
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HA HA HA
HA HAAA !
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I AM PROFESSOR CHAOS !
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AND NOW THIS PUNY WORLD
WILL BOW DOWN TO ME !
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HA AH HA HAAA !
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SO TODAY, WE WENT TO
THE AMUSEMENT PARK
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WITH ALL OUR
POSSIBLE FRIENDS.
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IT WAS A REALLY FUN TIME,
WE RODE ALL THE RIDES,
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AND EVERYONE
GOT ALONG GREAT.
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I THINK THE PERSON
THAT STOOD OUT MOST
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AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK
WAS JIMMY.
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WELL, THE REASON I THINK I WOULD
MAKE THE PERFECT FOURTH FRIEND
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IS THAT I LOVE
TELLING JOKES.
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YOU KNOW, WHO DOESN'T
LIKE TO LAUGH ?
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TWEEK-- NOW THERE'S
AN INTERESTING CHOICE.
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TWEEK HAS A LOT OF QUALITIES
THAT I LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND.
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WHAT IF THEY DON'T
PICK ME ?
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WHAT IF THEY
GET US ALL, MAN ?
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I MEAN, CHRIST, IF THEY CAN
GET TO THE PENTAGON
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THEY CAN GET
TO US ALL, MAN !
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AAAGH !
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I THINK I DESERVE TO TAKE
KENNY'S PLACE THE MOST,
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BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND
THESE GUYS FOR LIKE, FIVE YEARS
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AND I NEVER GET
TO SAY OR DO ANYTHING.
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YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS
SEEN THAT KID IN CLASS,
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BUT HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING,
HE'S MORE LIKE A PROP.
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TOWELIE IS A TOUGH CHOICE,
BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I CAN SEE
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HOW ALWAYS HAVING A TOWEL AROUND
COULD COME IN HANDY,
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HE'S JUST ALWAYS SO HIGH.
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YEAH, I REALLY HOPE
I WIN BECAUSE--
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WAIT, WHAT IS THIS AGAIN ?
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT'S GOING ON.
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WE DECIDED TO GET SOME
ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH JIMMY
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AND RIDE THE LOG RIDE.
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AND THE GREAT THING WAS THAT
BECAUSE JIMMY'S CRIPPLED
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WE GOT TO GO TO
THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
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THAT WAS DEFINITELY BIG POINTS
FOR JIMMY, Y'KNOW.
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BUT THEN, WE GET TO
THE RIDE ITSELF AND...
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HEY, I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP
GETTING IN THE LOG, FELLAS.
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OH, SHUT HER DOWN,
SOMEONE NEEDS ASSISTANCE.
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OH, REALLY ?
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THAT'S GONNA
COST SOME POINTS.
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BUT RIGHT NOW I'D SAY IF WE'RE
GONNA HAVE A RETARD FOR A FRIEND
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I'D HAVE TO PICK TIMMY,
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BECAUSE TIMMY DOESN'T
TELL LAME JOKES.
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BOY, ISN'T THIS
GREAT, FELLAS ?
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ARE WE GREAT PALS
OR WHAT ?
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ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
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PICKING OUR NEW FRIEND
ISN'T GONNA BE EASY.
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KNEEL !
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KNEEL BEFORE
PROFESSOR CHAOS !
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HA HA, HA HA HA !
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AHH HA HA HAA !
HA HA HAAA !
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HEE HA HA HA HAA !
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OH, THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES
WHEN THEY GOT THE WRONG SOUP !
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I LOVE BRINGING CHAOS !
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HA !
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HA HA HAA !
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AND THAT IS ONLY
THE BEGINNING.
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HA HA HA,
HA HA HA HAA !!
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ALRIGHT, EVERYONE,
IT WAS A TOUGH DECISION
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BUT BASED ON OUR TIME WITH YOU
ALL AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK,
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WE HAVE WHITTLED OUR
CHOICES DOWN TO 10.
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IF YOU RECEIVE A ROSE,
PLEASE STAY.
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IF YOU DON'T, PLEASE
GET THE FUDGE OUT.
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KYLE, WILL YOU ANNOUNCE THE
PEOPLE WE WANT TO STAY ?
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TOKEN...
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CLYDE...
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CRAIG...
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TIMMY...
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TIMMY !
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OH, MAN, THIS IS
TOO MUCH PRESSURE !
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PIP...
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JIMMY...
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JASON...
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TOWELIE...
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LOUIGI.
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JUST ONE ROSE LEFT, KYLE,
WHO DOES IT GO TO ?
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TWEEK.
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AAH !
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ALRIGHT, THE REST OF YOU,
THANKS FOR COMING,
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GET THE FUDGE OUT.
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I DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT ?
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OH GOD, I DIDN'T
MAKE THE CUT ?
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I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE
TO HAVE THEM GET TO KNOW ME.
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ALRIGHT, CONGRATULATIONS TO
THOSE OF YOU SELECTED TO STAY.
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IN THE END, ONE OF YOU
WILL BE THE NEW KENNY.
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GOOD LUCK.
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GOOD MORNING, BUTTERS.
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IT CERTAINLY IS, MOTHER !
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON ?
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SOME HORRIBLE NEW
SUPER-VILLAIN
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MADE SOMEBODY GET THE WRONG
SOUP ORDER AT BENNIGAN'S.
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NO, I DIDN'T
HEAR ABOUT THAT.
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YOU, YOU DIDN'T ?
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DAD, COULD I SEE THE
NEWSPAPER REAL QUICK ?
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WELL, SURE, BUTTERS, I WAS JUST
ABOUT TO GET SOME BREAKFAST.
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NOTHING...
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NOTHING !
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IT'S THE LIBERAL MEDIA,
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THEY'RE KEEPING THE STORIES
OF MY DEEDS COVERED UP
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SO AS NOT TO
CAUSE A PANIC.
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WELL THEN, I GUESS IT'S TIME
TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH !
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OKAY, NEXT.
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THIS LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD.
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YEAH, IT'S NOT BAD.
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NEXT.
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TIMMY !
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NEXT.
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OKAY, SO NOW WE'RE GONNA
SEE HOW YOU ALL WORK
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AS A FRIEND
DURING CLASS TIME.
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YOUR PERFORMANCES WILL
BE JUDGED PRIMARILY
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ON HOW YOU HELP US CHEAT
AND GIVE US ANSWERS.
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SO GOOD LUCK,
EVERYBODY !
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SIT DOWN, BOYS.
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ALRIGHTY, THEN.
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ALRIGHT, CHILDREN,
BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
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HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE ERASER
FOR THE CHALKBOARD ?
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HEH HEH HEH, HEE !
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IT PROBABLY GOT KNOCKED
ON THE FLOOR SOMEWHERE.
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CAN YOU ALL PLEASE JUST LOOK
AROUND YOUR DESKS FOR IT ?
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YES...
LOOK AROUND FOR YOUR PRECIOUS ERASER.
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YOU WON'T FIND IT.
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THAT ERASER
IS IN MY BACKYARD,
230
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BURIED THREE FEET BELOW
THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH.
231
00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,330
AND DO YOU EVEN
SUSPECT ME ? NO.
232
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NOW WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU ALL
LIKE YOUR DEAR CHALKBOARD
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WITHOUT AN ERASER !
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00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,410
INFORMATION THAT JUST KEEPS
PILING UP AND PILING UP,
235
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,010
UNTIL YOUR MINUSCULE BRAINS
CAN TAKE IT NO LONGER !
236
00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:26,740
NO ?
237
00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:28,480
OH WELL, NEVER MIND, I'VE GOT
A BACKUP ONE IN THE DESK.
238
00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,510
OKAY, TODAY, CHILDREN,
WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT
MULTIPLYING TIMES FIVE.
239
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SO ! YOU ALL THINK
THAT YOU CAN OUTSMART
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00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,550
PROFESSOR CHAOS, DO YOU ?
241
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,720
NOW, WHENEVER WE MULTIPLY
A NUMBER TIMES FIVE
242
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,890
THE RESULT IS GOING TO END
IN A ZERO OR FIVE.
243
00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,620
MS. CHOKSONDIK ?
WHAT IS IT, BUTTERS ?
244
00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,220
UH, I NEED TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM, REALLY BAD.
245
00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:47,140
ALRIGHT, BUTTERS, TAKE THE
BATHROOM PASS AND GO.
246
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,730
OKAY, SO FOR INSTANCE,
CHILDREN--
247
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ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO
THE BATHROOM NOW.
248
00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:53,200
IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME,
THAT'S WHERE I'LL BE.
249
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JUST GO, BUTTERS.
250
00:10:54,940 --> 00:11:00,140
OKAY, SO FOR INSTANCE, FIVE
TIMES ONE IS... WHAT, ERIC ?
251
00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:02,310
UH, WHAT'S THE
QUESTION AGAIN ?
252
00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:04,910
FIVE TIMES ONE.
253
00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:07,080
FIVE TIMES ONE
IS OF COURSE...
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00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,820
FIVE.
FIVE. FIVE.
255
00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,550
FIVE !
256
00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:11,850
HA HA HA HAAA !
257
00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,890
THE TIME FOR FUN AND GAMES
IS OVER, FEEBLE-MINDED FOOLS !
258
00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,190
WHO ARE YOU ?
259
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,360
I AM PROFESSOR CHAOS !
260
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,530
BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION
AND MAKER OF DOOM !
261
00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:23,130
THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW ME YET
SHALL KNOW ME VERY SOON,
262
00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:26,170
FOR THE HOUR OF CHAOS
IS AT HAND !
263
00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:28,770
HA HA HA HAAA !
264
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:32,240
HEY, THAT KID
TOOK MY LAST ERASER !
265
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,110
COME BACK HERE, KID !
266
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,710
OH, I'M BACK FROM
THE BATHROOM.
267
00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:37,010
I REALLY LET ONE GO
IN THERE.
268
00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,310
BUTTERS DID YOU SEE ANOTHER
LITTLE KID RUN OUT OF HERE ?
269
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:40,050
WHY YES, I DID !
270
00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:41,780
BUT HE PUSHED ME DOWN
AND I SCRAPED MY ELBOW.
271
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:44,820
GO ON, LOOK AT IT.
IT'S SCRAPED, LOOK !
272
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:48,290
YES, GO ON AND SEE
THE RED MARK ON MY ELBOW,
273
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,020
THE RED MARK I MADE MYSELF
274
00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:52,200
TO THROW YOU OFF
PROFESSOR CHAOS' TRAIL !
275
00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:53,490
IT LOOKS FINE, BUTTERS.
276
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,110
OKAY, HOLD ON AND
STAY HERE, CHILDREN.
277
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,870
YOU'RE SUCH A
FATASS, CARTMAN !
278
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,170
OH YEAH ? WELL,
YOU'RE A STUPID JEW !
279
00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,040
SHUT UP, FATASS !
280
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:08,240
OH, UH...
YOU GUYS ARE DUMB.
281
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:12,150
OKAY, CRAIG,
INTERESTING CHOICE.
282
00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,750
POWERFUL STUFF THERE, CRAIG,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
283
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,220
IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE--
284
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,950
THE CREATION OF MY MINIONS
WHO WILL ASSIST ME
285
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,000
IN BRINGING TERROR
TO THE WORLD.
286
00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:25,160
THERE WE GO.
287
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:29,930
YES, MY MINIONS OF CHAOS.
288
00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:32,530
SHH.
289
00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:33,830
NOT NOW, MY LOVELIES,
290
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,880
YOUR TIME TO BRING DESTRUCTION
WILL COME VERY SOON.
291
00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:38,170
AAH !
292
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,340
BUTTERS, A NOTE FOR YOU
WAS LEFT ON THE FRONT DOOR.
293
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,210
A NOTE ?
294
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,510
HERE YOU GO.
295
00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:42,940
AND WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER
YOU TOUCH THOSE HAMSTERS,
296
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,260
YOU'LL GET AIDS.
297
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,720
OKAY, MOM.
298
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,560
SO, SOMEONE HAS DISCOVERED
MY HORRIBLE SECRET.
299
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,730
THIS COULD BE A TRAP
SET BY THE F.B.I.
300
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:03,330
OH, I'LL BE AT THE DOCKS,
PRECIOUS F.B.I.,
301
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,500
BUT IT IS I WHO WILL HAVE
THE TRAP SET FOR YOU !
302
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,540
COME, MY MINIONS,
WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.
303
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,140
ALRIGHT EVERYONE,
THE TIME HAS COME FOR US
304
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,740
TO NARROW THE LIST DOWN
FROM 10 TO SIX.
305
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,910
BUT FIRST, LET US JUST SAY THAT
THE PEOPLE WHO WE DIDN'T PICK
306
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:19,380
WERE ONLY NOT PICKED BECAUSE
THEY TOTALLY SUCK BALLS-- KYLE ?
307
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,250
THEY'RE NOT
GOING TO PICK ME.
308
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,550
I JUST KNOW THEY'RE NOT.
309
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,850
OH JESUS !
I CAN'T TAKE IT !
310
00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:23,280
TOKEN.
311
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,030
ALRIGHT !
312
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:25,450
TIMMY.
313
00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:26,320
TIMMY !
314
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,920
TWEEK...
315
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,220
PIP.
316
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,100
REALLY ?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT !
317
00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:33,690
TOWELIE.
318
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,570
WHAT ?
319
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,000
JUST ONE MORE
ROSE, KYLE.
320
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,300
JIMMY.
321
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,470
OH BOY !
OH THANK GOD !
322
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:39,770
ALRIGHT, THOSE WITH
ROSES WILL MOVE ON
323
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:41,500
TO THE SWIMSUIT AND
TALENT COMPETITION.
324
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,970
THE REST OF YOU--
GET THE FUDGE OUT !
325
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,270
THIS WHOLE THING IS STUPID !
326
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,590
YOU DON'T PICK PEOPLE
YOU WANNA BE WITH
327
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:48,880
BY MAKING IT INTO A GAME !
328
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,180
EWW, SOMEBODY'S
A SORE LOSER !
329
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:53,650
CLYDE, I BELIEVE I SAID
GET THE FUDGE OUT,
330
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,820
WHICH MEANS KISS MY FUDGEN'
ASS, GO FUDGE YOURSELF,
331
00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:58,420
WOULD YA GET THE
FUDGE OUT, CLYDE ?
332
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,260
HEY, BUTTERS.
333
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:11,580
OH, HEY, DOUGIE--
I MEAN--
334
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:12,870
MY NAME IS PROFESSOR CHAOS !
335
00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,170
I SAW YOU CHANGE
IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM.
336
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,340
YOU STOLE THAT ERASER
IN YOUR CLASS.
337
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,640
VERY WELL !
338
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,940
YOU CALLED OUT
PROFESSOR CHAOS,
339
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,980
AND YOU ALSO CALLED OUT
YOUR OWN DEMISE !
340
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,280
GO NOW, MY MINIONS !
341
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,880
GO AND TAKE THIS
FOOLISH MORTAL DOWN !
342
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,050
AW, MINIONS,
NOT THAT WAY.
343
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:28,920
COME BACK, MINIONS.
344
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,950
I'M NOT TRYING TO CALL YOU
OUT-- PROFESSOR CHAOS.
345
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:32,820
I WANT TO JOIN YOU.
346
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:34,560
JOIN ME ?
347
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,160
YEAH, I WANT TO JOIN YOU IN
YOUR CONQUEST OF DESTRUCTION.
348
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,460
BUT WHY ?
349
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,760
I'M AN OUTCAST TOO--
350
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,500
A FRAIL CHILD
CAST ASIDE BY SOCIETY.
351
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,800
I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU AND--
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.
352
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:47,130
VERY WELL, YOU SHALL BE
MY ACCOMPLICE IN EVIL.
353
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,310
TOGETHER, WE SHALL BRING
THE WORLD TO ITS KNEES
354
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:53,210
AND MAKE ALL THOSE WHO BANISHED
US FROM SOCIETY RUN WRECKED.
355
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,380
DO I GET A NEAT-O COSTUME MADE
OUT OF ALUMINUM FOIL TOO ?
356
00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,680
WELL, SURE YOU DO.
357
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,280
I AM PROFESSOR AND
YOU SHALL BE MY GENERAL.
358
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,020
FROM NOW ON YOU ARE
GENERAL... DISARRAY.
359
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:03,180
GENERAL DISARRAY.
360
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:04,930
NOW LET US GO LOOK
FOR MY MINIONS !
361
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,220
BECAUSE THEY RAN AWAY...
362
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,200
THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION
REALLY GAVE US A FRESH LOOK
363
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,930
AT SOME OF THE CANDIDATES.
364
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,670
WELL, I DON'T THINK
I DID TOO WELL
365
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,270
IN THE BATHING SUIT
COMPETITION.
366
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:24,440
BUT I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE
TALENT SHOW COMPETITION.
367
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,040
THAT'LL REALLY BE MY CHANCE
TO... SHINE.
368
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:27,910
WOW, WHAT A
TERRIFIC AUDIENCE.
369
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:30,950
SO ANYWAY,
A GUY WALKS INTO A B...
370
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:32,680
A GUY WALKS
INTO A B...
371
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,580
A GUY WALKS,
A GUYS WALK INTO A B-B...
372
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,220
OKAY, WAIT.
373
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,300
NO, NO, WAIT.
374
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,800
NEXT, PLEASE.
375
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,100
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ?
376
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,840
ANYTHING THAT'LL
IMPRESS US, TOKEN.
377
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,140
IF YOU WERE OUR FRIEND,
378
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,870
HOW WOULD YOU KEEP US
ENTERTAINED ?
379
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,190
UH... OH, I KNOW !
380
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:07,820
VERY NICE.
381
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:09,550
I LIKE IT.
382
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,850
TOKEN WAS THE DEFINITE WINNER
OF THE TALENT SHOW.
383
00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:12,590
BUT THEN WE DECIDED TO TAKE
EVERYONE TO A BASEBALL GAME,
384
00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:14,760
TO SEE HOW WE
GOT ALONG THERE.
385
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,620
THERE GOES A HIT TO LEFT FIELD !
386
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,360
AND FOLEY'S GOING TO SCORE !
387
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,230
WOO-HOO !
388
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,530
YEAH !
ISN'T THIS GREAT ?
389
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:20,830
DRINKS !
GET YOUR DRINKS HERE !
390
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,560
YES, COULD I HAVE
SOME TEA, PLEASE ?
391
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,300
YOU DON'T DRINK TEA
AT A BASEBALL GAME,
392
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,600
YOU FRENCH
PIECE OF CRAP !
393
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,470
OH, VERY WELL--
394
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:27,330
JUST SOME
CRUMPETS THEN.
395
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,650
ALRIGHT,
THAT DOES IT !
396
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,070
PIP, GET THE
FUDGE OUT !
397
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:31,670
NEXT !
398
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:33,840
OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS.
399
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,180
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE JUMBOTRON ?
400
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,910
People of earth !
401
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,230
Your meaningless lives
are about to end !
402
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,950
I am Professor Chaos
403
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:46,850
and this is my partner in evil,
General Disarray.
404
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,470
In the past few days I have
rained terror down
405
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,190
upon the society
that shunned me,
406
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:54,660
and now it is time for
my final labor of loathing.
407
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:58,570
I am going to--
flood the world !
408
00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,300
FLOOD THE WORLD !
MY GOD !
409
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,470
I DON'T WANNA DIE.
I DON'T WANNA DIE !
410
00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:05,510
Oh yes, every living creature
and every sacred building
411
00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:09,840
will soon be under leagues and
leagues of cold and dark water !
412
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,590
And there is nothing
you can do to stop it !
413
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:15,480
General Disarray, begin
the flooding of Earth !
414
00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:20,690
You brought this
upon yourselves !
415
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,860
You made the outcasts
of the world.
416
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:26,760
Now watch, watch as your
precious planet drowns !
417
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,500
Watch !
418
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,700
DEAR CHRIST,
WHO WILL SAVE US ?
419
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,000
WE HAVE VERY LITTLE
TIME TO LIVE.
420
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,470
HOW SHALL WE SPEND OUR
LAST HOURS ON EARTH ?
421
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,320
OUR REIGN OF TERROR
IS COMPLETE !
422
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:53,220
THE TURMOIL HAS NOW
COME FULL CIRCLE !
423
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:58,860
HEY, IS THAT HOSE ON FULL,
GENERAL DISARRAY ?
424
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,160
IT'S ON ALL THE WAY.
425
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,460
OH, ALRIGHT THEN.
426
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,060
NOTHING TO DO NOW BUT
WATCH THE WORLD DIE !
427
00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:05,380
HA, HA HA HAAA !
428
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,670
HA HA HAA !
429
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,210
BOY, THIS SURE IS
TAKING A LONG TIME.
430
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,550
OKAY, SO HOW DO
WE ALL FEEL
431
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,420
ABOUT TOWELIE
AS OUR NEW FRIEND ?
432
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,720
I THINK
TOWELIE'S AWESOME.
433
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,450
TOWELIE'S COOL, BUT HE GETS
STONED ALL THE TIME.
434
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,190
YOU CAN'T REALLY
RELY ON HIM FOR ANYTHING.
435
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,060
UGH, THIS IS GIVING ME
A HEADACHE.
436
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,360
NOW COME ON, YOU GUYS,
437
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,090
WE CAN'T TAKE THIS
DECISION LIGHTLY.
438
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,390
WHOEVER WE PICK
IS GOING TO BE THE PERSON
439
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,130
WE DO EVERYTHING WITH
FROM NOW ON.
440
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:34,560
YOU'RE RIGHT.
441
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,860
WELL, HOW ABOUT TIMMY ?
442
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:37,160
HE'S QUIET AND HE TAKES
DIRECTION WELL.
443
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,480
REALLY, THE PERFECT FRIEND.
444
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,200
YEAH, BUT TIMMY CAN BE
REALLY SELF-CENTERED.
445
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,500
HOW ABOUT TOKEN ?
446
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,370
TOKEN'S A SMARTASS.
447
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,670
SO,
YOU'RE A SMARTASS.
448
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:44,970
YEAH, BUT DO WE REALLY
NEED ANOTHER ONE ?
449
00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:46,270
GOOD POINT.
450
00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:48,440
HEY, FELLAS, I WAS JUST
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
451
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,610
AND THOUGHT I'D STOP BY
THIS GIFT BASKET.
452
00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:51,910
OH, THANKS, JIMMY.
453
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:53,650
THERE'S SOME CHOCOLATES
AND LICORICE
454
00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:55,820
AND SOME GAMES
AND PUZZLES INSIDE.
455
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:57,550
THAT'S GREAT.
COOL.
456
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,290
YEAH, WELL, I GUESS I'LL BE
SEEING YOU FRIENDS LATER.
457
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:01,890
ALRIGHT, JIMMY,
SEE YA.
458
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,190
SUCK UP.
459
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:11,430
NOT LONG NOW,
GENERAL DISARRAY,
460
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:14,900
AND OUR HORRIBLE PLAN
WILL BE COMPLETE.
461
00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:18,810
HEY, DO YOU THINK MAYBE
WE SHOULD BUILD A BOAT ?
462
00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:20,540
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
A LITTLE RAFT OR SOMETHING
463
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:21,410
SO THAT WHEN
THE WORLD FLOODS,
464
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,010
YOU AND ME AND
THE MINIONS CAN LIVE ?
465
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,750
OH YEAH, I HADN'T
THOUGHT OF THAT.
466
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,180
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
467
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:29,220
I'LL GO GET A HAMMER.
468
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,690
HEY, WHO IS THAT ?
469
00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:41,360
IS THIS IT ?
470
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,960
YEAH, 213,
THAT'S THE ONE.
471
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,040
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ?
472
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:00,880
AH ! YOU MAY HAVE
WON THIS TIME,
473
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,620
BUT I WILL BE BACK !
474
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:03,920
WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
475
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,650
WELL, I HAD ANOTHER IDEA
OF HOW TO KILL THE WORLD.
476
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:08,690
I THOUGHT IT WAS ALMOST TOO
HORRIBLE TO EVEN SPEAK OF,
477
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:12,590
BUT NOW THEY'VE LEFT ME
WITH NO OTHER CHOICE !
478
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:13,890
WELL, THIS IS IT.
479
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,640
WE'VE MADE OUR FINAL DECISION,
AND ONE OF YOU,
480
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:18,230
IS WHO WE WILL SPENDING
OUR CHILDHOOD WITH,
481
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,100
AS OUR NEW FRIEND.
482
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,270
OH PLEASE...
OH GOD, PLEASE.
483
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:24,300
FOUR FRIENDS,
JUST ONE ROSE.
484
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,050
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
IS HERE.
485
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,510
KYLE, WHO DOES
THE ROSE GO TO ?
486
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,160
THIS IS IT,
GENERAL DISARRAY--
487
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,750
MY FINAL SOLUTION.
488
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,050
WHAT EVIL PLOT DO YOU HAVE
THIS TIME, PROFESSOR CHAOS ?
489
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:41,220
SIMPLE, MY DEAR GENERAL.
490
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:44,690
WE ARE GOING TO TEAR DOWN THE
EARTH'S PRECIOUS ATMOSPHERE !
491
00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:45,990
OH YES, MY LATEST PLAN
WILL MELT THE POLAR ICE CAPS
492
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:50,760
AND BURN ALL THE WORLD
WITH THE SUN'S HARMFUL RAYS.
493
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:54,240
SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR PRECIOUS
OZONE AND HELLO TO CHAOS !
494
00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:08,120
OKAY, HAND ME ANOTHER ONE,
GENERAL DISARRAY.
495
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,850
AH HA HA,
HA HA HAA.
496
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,150
HA HA HA !
497
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:12,450
HAA HA HA HA HAA !
498
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:13,750
AH HA HA,
HA HA HA.
499
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,800
HA HA, HA HAA !
500
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:17,660
WILL PROFESSOR CHAOS'
LATEST PLOT SUCCEED
501
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,830
AND BE THE FINAL
UNDOING OF EARTH ?
502
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:24,600
AND WHICH BOY HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO
BE THE REPLACEMENT FOR KENNY ?
503
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,200
AND WHICH ONE OF THESE SIX
SOUTH PARK RESIDENTS WAS KILLED
504
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,800
AND WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN ?
505
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:33,720
THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS
WILL BE ANSWERED... RIGHT NOW.
506
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:37,180
NO.
TWEEK.
MS. CHOKSONDIK.
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