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♪ I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME ♪
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♪ FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪
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♪ GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND ♪
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♪ AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT ♪
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♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪
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♪ HEADIN' ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA SEE
IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪
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♪ TIM-TMAH TIM-MAH,
TIM-MAH TIM-MAH TIMMY TIM-MAH ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE ♪
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THIS IS GONNA BE
SO AWESOME !
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DO WE HAVE
EVERYTHING ?
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CHIPS, POP,
COOKIES, KLEENEX,
TOILET PAPER, FLARES--
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WE WON'T HAVE TO
LEAVE THE TV ROOM
FOR ANYTHING !
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ALRIGHT !
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LOOK, IT'S
ALMOST TIME !
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Up next on HBC,
The Russell Crowe Show.
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ALRIGHT,
HERE WE GO !
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♪ BORN IN NEW ZEALAND
IN '64 ♪
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♪ A HOT-HEADED ACTOR
NAMED RUSSELL CROWE ♪
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♪ HE LOVES TO ACT BUT
HE LOVES ONE THING MORE ♪
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♪ FIGHTIN'
'ROUND THE WORLD ♪
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♪ HE FIGHTS HIS DIRECTORS
AND HE FIGHTS HIS FANS ♪
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♪ IT'S A PROBLEM
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪
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♪ IF THERE'S TWO THINGS HE LOVES
IT'S FIGHTING AND ♪
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♪ FIGHTIN'
'ROUND THE WORLD ♪
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♪ MAKING MOVIES,
MAKING MUSIC AND ♪
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♪ FIGHTIN'
'ROUND THE WORLD ♪
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RUSSELL CROWE !
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HELLO, EVERYBODY,
I'M RUSSELL CROWE.
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AND THIS IS
"FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD".
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE
LOTS OF FUN TODAY,
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AS WE TRAVEL ALL AROUND
AND LOOK FOR SOME GOOD--
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HEY ! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOIN' ?!
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YOU WALKED RIGHT THROUGH
MY SHOT, MATE !
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DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM ?!!
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OH, EXCUSE ME,
I WAS JUST--
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Goddamn smartass !
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You think you can--
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SHELLY, WE'RE
WATCHING THAT, GO BACK !
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SHUT UP, TURD,
I'M WATCHING "BUFFY".
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NO, SHELLY,
WE HAVE TO WATCH HBC.
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AGH !
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GET UP !
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GET UP,
YA LITTLE PUSSY !
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THE RUSSELL CROWE
SHOW ?!
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YOU TURDS DON'T EVEN
LIKE THAT SHOW !
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IT'S NOT THE SHOW
WE CARE ABOUT.
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DURING ONE OF THE COMMERCIAL
BREAKS OF TONIGHT'S EPISODE
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THEY'RE GONNA SHOW
THE EXCLUSIVE, NEVER-
BEFORE-SEEN TRAILER
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TO THE NEW TERRANCE
AND PHILLIP MOVIE !
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IT'S THE BIGGEST
NIGHT OF THE YEAR !
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THAT'S STUPID.
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SEE YOUR TURDY TRAILER
SOME OTHER TIME.
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BUT ALL THE OTHER KIDS
ARE GONNA WATCH IT
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AND TALK ABOUT IT
IN SCHOOL TOMORROW !
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NO, TURDS.
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SHELLY, DID I EVER TELL YOU
HOW HOT I THINK YOU ARE ?
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SHUT UP, FAT TURD !
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I'M NOT A FAT TURD,
I'M A STOCKY TURD !
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WE'RE NOT WATCHING THIS.
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COME ON !
LOOK,
I APOLOGIZE--
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BUT SHELLY, IT'S THE
RUSSELL CROWE SHOW !
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YOU ALWAYS SAID THERE'S
NOTHING YOU LOVE MORE
THAN RUSSELL CROWE.
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THERE IS ONE THING I LOVE
MORE THAN RUSSELL CROWE,
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AND THAT IS
SEEING YOU UNHAPPY.
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SO BUFFY IT IS.
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SHELLY, PLEASE
LET US WATCH !
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WE'LL DO ANYTHING,
ANYTHING !
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ALRIGHT, I JUST STARTED MY
PERIOD AND I NEED TAMPONS.
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IF ONE OF YOU TURDS
GO BUY THEM AT
THE STORE FOR ME,
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YOU CAN WATCH
YOUR STUPID TURD SHOW
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WITH YOUR STUPID TURD MOVIE
COMMERCIAL IN IT.
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OKAY, DEAL.
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THEN THEY BETTER BE HERE WHEN
I COME BACK DOWNSTAIRS, TURDS !
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WELL THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN,
WASN'T IT, KIDS ?
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BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IF WE'RE
GONNA GET IN MORE FIGHTS,
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GO LOOK FOR 'EM !
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DUDE, WHY'D YOU
MAKE THAT DEAL ?
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IF WE'RE OUT BUYING TAMPONS
WE'LL MISS THE TRAILER ANYWAY !
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YEAH !
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WELL, ONLY ONE OF US
HAS TO GO TO THE STORE,
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THE OTHERS
CAN WATCH.
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YOU'D MISS THE
NEW TRAILER ?
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DUDE, I'M NOT GOING.
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ALRIGHT, WE'LL HAVE
TO PLAY FOR IT.
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IF YOUR NAME IS
BUTTERS YOU HAVE TO GO.
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OKAY, SO WHAT'S
YOUR NAME ?
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STAN.
OKAY, WHAT'S
YOUR NAME ?
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KYLE.
KYLE-- WHAT'S
YOUR NAME ?
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BUTTERS !
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AWW, I LOSE,
HUH ?
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AWW, YEAH, BUTTERS,
YOU LOSE.
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SORRY, TOUGH BREAK.
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JUST HURRY,
BUTTERS,
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YOU CAN PROBABLY
MAKE IT BACK IN TIME
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BEFORE THE FIRST
COMMERCIAL BREAK.
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OH, JESUS, I GOTTA
RUN LIKE THE WIND !
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That was a lot of fun,
wasn't it, kids ?
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DUDE, THANK GOD
FOR STUPID PEOPLE.
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AMEN.
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WHERE SHOULD WE GO
FIGHT PEOPLE NEXT, TUGGA ?
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MOOOOOOP.
GREAT IDEA !
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TUGGA THINKS WE SHOULD GO TO
THE FAR AWAY COUNTRY OF CHINA.
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CHINA IS ONE OF THE OLDEST
CIVILIZATIONS ON EARTH !
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AND FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
THEY LOVE A GOOD FIGHT !
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SO LET'S GO !
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MOOOOOOOP,
MOOOOOOOP.
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OH, MY GOD,
IT'S RUSSELL CROWE !
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OH, MY GOD,
IT'S RUSSELL CROWE !
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OH MY-- BLAH EHH
EHHH EH EHHHH !!
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WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR
OWN BUSINESS, YA SCROTUM !
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OW.
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♪ MAKING MOVIES,
MAKING SONGS ♪
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♪ AND FIGHTIN'
'ROUND THE WORLD ! ♪
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DUDE, WHY IS THIS GUY ALWAYS
BEATING EVERYBODY UP ?
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♪ WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY
TO SPEND AWAY ♪
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♪ FIGHTIN'
'ROUND THE WORLD ♪
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE COLORS ON
YOUR TV, STAN ?
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THEY'RE ALL
SATURATED.
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THEY LOOK FINE TO ME.
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JUST DON'T MESS
WITH IT, CARTMAN.
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NO, NO, THE CABLE WIRE
MUST BE LOOSE.
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JUST LEAVE IT ALONE.
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DUDE, DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP TRAILER
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WITH MESSED UP COLORS ?
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I DON'T.
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HOW'S THAT ?
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THAT'S WORSE !
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OKAY, HOW ABOUT
THAT--
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DUDE !
GODDAMMIT, CARTMAN,
YOU BROKE IT !
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IT WAS JUST--
I JUST--
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BUTTERS,
YOU ASSHOLE !
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DUDE, THE COMMERCIALS
COULD START ANY TIME !
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I DON'T THINK WE'RE
WATCHING THEM ON THIS TV.
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GODDAMMIT ! COME ON, WE CAN
WATCH IT OVER AT MY HOUSE !
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GET ALL THE STUFF !
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HEY, FELLAS !
I GOT THE TAMPONS !
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I DIDN'T MISS IT,
DID I ?
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WE'RE GOING TO KYLE'S
HOUSE TO WATCH !
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COME ON !
OH, JEEZ !
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OH, JEEZ,
OH, JEEZ.
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HURRY, WE CAN'T MISS
THE COMMERCIALS !
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But the Palestinian government
is not going to see any future--
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OH, OH !
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HURRY, HURRY,
HURRY !
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And so here we are,
in history-rich China !
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ME MADE IT !
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IT HASN'T GONE TO
COMMERCIALS YET !
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WHEW ! WHEW !
WHEW !
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HEY, I'M A
TURTLE BAT.
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UGH, OH, MY GOD,
UGH...
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BA BA BA BA !
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NO, IKE, THEY'RE
PLAYING THE TRAILER
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TO THE NEW TERRANCE AND PHILLIP
MOVIE DURING THE SHOW,
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AND WE HAVE TO
WATCH IT !
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This is Tea-eeny-man Square.
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LOTS OF GOOD FIGHTING HAS GONE
ON HERE THROUGHOUT THE YEARS,
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INCLUDING A FANTASTIC MASSACRE
THAT TOOK PLACE BACK IN '93.
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THESE CHINAMEN CAN GROW
TO OVER FIVE FEET TALL,
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AND IN A FIGHT, ARE KNOWN
TO KICK WITH THEIR LEGS.
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LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET IN
FOR A CLOSER LOOK.
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OY ! I'VE GOTTEN
CLOSE ENOUGH NOW,
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THAT THEY'RE STARTIN' TO GET
REAL FRIGHTENED.
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YOU CAN SEE THE FINE HAIRS
ON THE BACK OF THEIR NECKS
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STANDIN' ON END.
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GOTCHA, MATE !
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ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA
FIGHT, HUH ?!
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THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME,
YA LITTLE BUGGAS ?!
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OH !
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AHH !
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GOD, WHEN IS THIS
GONNA GET TO THE
COMMERCIALS ?
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KYLE, IKE SAYS YOU
KICKED HIM OFF THE TV.
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THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW THE NEW
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP TRAILER !
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YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER
WATCHES MACNEIL-LEHRER REPORT
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EVERY NIGHT AT TEN.
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IT HAS A BUNNY RABBIT
ON A NIGHT !
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BUT DAD ! THIS IS ALL THE
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE !
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IT DOESN'T MATTER--
TEN TO ELEVEN
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IS IKE'S TIME TO
WATCH MACNEIL-LEHRER.
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GODDAMMIT !
C'MON, GUYS !
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WE GOTTA GO TO
BUTTERS HOUSE !
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AWWW !
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WAIT, FELLAS, WE CAN'T
GO TO MY HOUSE !
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WE CAN'T TO
MY HOUSE EITHER !
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IT'S BEING FUMIGATED !
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AGH-- WAIT !
CHEF JUST A GOT
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A NEW PLASMA SCREEN TV
WITH SURROUND SOUND !
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LET'S GO TO HIS HOUSE,
COME ON !
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--taken place there
all these years
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is sure to continue until
the governments of those regions
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can actually
come about some...
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IT'S A BURNING FLAG !
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UGH...YOU GUYS...
I'M SERIOUSLY.
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GODDAMMIT, IF WE
MISSED THE COMMERCIALS
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I'LL NEVER FORGIVE
MY BROTHER !
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OH, HELLO THERE,
CHILDREN.
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HEY, CHEF !
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UH...
HOW'S IT GOING ?
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OH, YOU WANTED TO SEE
THE NEW TV, HUH ?
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PRETTY COOL, AIN'T IT ?
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YEAH, YEAH, HOW DO YOU
CHANGE THE CHANNELS ?
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I DON'T KNOW, THIS TV HAS MORE
FEATURES THAN A SPACE SHUTTLE.
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I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT
AT ALL.
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Bloomin' Taj Mahal--
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YOU GOT IT !
YOU GOT IT !
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FREAKIN' INDIES REALLY
PUT UP A FIGHT !
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WE MADE IT !
OH, THANK GOD !
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RUSSELL CROWE ?
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CHILDREN, YOU SHOULDN'T BE
WATCHING A SHOW
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ABOUT A MAN WHO BEATS PEOPLE UP
BECAUSE HE'S INSECURE.
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WE DON'T GIVE TWO CRAPS
ABOUT RUSSELL CROWE, CHEF.
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WE JUST WANT TO SEE
THE TRAILER FOR
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THE NEW TERRANCE
AND PHILLIP MOVIE
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THAT'S SUPPOSED TO PLAY
DURING THE COMMERCIALS.
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ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, WE'RE GONNA
TAKE OUR FIRST COMMERCIAL BREAK.
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BUT BE SURE NOT TO
GO ANYWHERE,
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BECAUSE THERE'S LOTS MORE PEOPLE
TO BEAT UP !!
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HERE THEY COME !
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THE COMMERCIALS !
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And now back to Russell Crowe,
Fightin' Around the World !
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AWWW !
226
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AW, THEY DIDN'T
PLAY IT !
227
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THEY DIDN'T SHOW
THE TERRANCE AND
PHILLIP TRAILER.
228
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I KNEW IT, I KNEW
THEY WOULDN'T PLAY IT
229
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DURING THE FIRST
COMMERCIAL BREAK !
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YEAH, THEY WANT EVERYONE
TO STICK AROUND
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AND WATCH MORE OF
THIS RETARDED SHOW.
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♪ Making movies,
making songs ♪
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♪ And fightin'
'round the world ! ♪
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OY ! NOW TUGGA'S
BROUGHT ME
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TO ONE OF THE GREATEST PLACES
FOR FIGHTIN' IN NORTH AMERICA:
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BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.
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LOTS OF MINORITIES HERE,
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AND THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY
TO WHITEY !
239
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LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK !
COME ON, TUGGA !
240
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MOOOOP !
241
00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:48,710
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME BLACK
PEOPLE, AND SOME PUERTO RICANS.
242
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NOTICE THE COLORFUL RAGS
ON THEIR HEADS,
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MEANING THEY COULD BE
PART OF A GANG
244
00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:55,230
AND THEREFORE,
REAL USED TO FIGHTIN'.
245
00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:59,120
HEY, LOOK AT THAT GUY
OVER THERE,
246
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AIN'T THAT THAT
"GLADIATOR" GUY ?
247
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WHERE ?
248
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:04,330
BEHIND THAT PLANT,
NEXT TO THAT TUGBOAT.
249
00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:06,930
OH, YEAH,
I THINK IT IS.
250
00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:09,100
"OH, MY GOD, IT'S
THE GLADIATOR GUY !
251
00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,830
OH MY GOD, I'VE NEVER
SEEN AN ACTOR BEFORE !"
252
00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:15,600
WHY DON'T YOU CHOKE ON SOME
PIG VOMIT, YOU STUPID SODS !
253
00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,770
WHY CAN'T THIS GUY
CONTROL HIS TEMPER ?
254
00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:19,510
Well ? You all just
gonna stand there
255
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or are you
gonna fight ?!
256
00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:22,980
OOH !
257
00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:23,840
CRIKEY !
YOU DONE IT NOW !
258
00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:26,460
THIS TV IS GREAT,
CHEF.
259
00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,620
YEAH, AND IT'S GOT ALL KINDS
OF COOL FEATURES, TOO !
260
00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:31,650
CHECK THIS OUT-- YOU CAN WATCH
3 CHANNELS ALL AT ONCE.
261
00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:32,950
I THINK IF YOU HIT
THIS BUTTON HERE--
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NO, NO WAIT--
YOU HIT THIS BUTTON HERE--
263
00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:38,160
NO, THAT'S NOT IT,
LET'S SEE--
264
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,760
MENU, FUNCTION--
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00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,630
DUDE, PUT IT BACK,
CHEF,
266
00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:42,500
MORE COMMERCIALS
MIGHT COME ON SOON.
267
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,230
LET'S SEE, MENU...
AW, DAMMIT.
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00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:46,400
GET IT BACK
TO NORMAL, CHEF !
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00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,270
I'M TRYING,
CHILDREN !
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00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:49,440
MENU, BACK, FUNCTION,
ENTER--
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00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,470
NO, NO-- BACK !
H.E.M ?
272
00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,520
Human Eradication Mode,
active.
273
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,520
OH, GODDAMMIT !
THE TV LEFT !
274
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,260
BUT THE NEXT COMMERCIALS
WILL BE ON SOON !
275
00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:12,860
COME ON, WE GOTTA
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE !
276
00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:17,200
AHHHH !
277
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,670
WHERE DO WE GO ?
WHERE DO WE GO ?
278
00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:24,570
THE BAR ! THEY'VE GOT
A TV AT THE BAR !
279
00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:27,610
AGH ! AGH !
I'M DYING !
280
00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:37,590
You fight like Norwegians,
ya fairies !
281
00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:38,890
PHEW !
282
00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:39,750
WE MADE IT.
283
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,070
THIS IS KILLING ME.
284
00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:42,790
THE HUMAN BODY WAS NOT MEANT
TO MOVE QUICKLY LIKE THAT.
285
00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:44,530
These are
the Florida Keys...
286
00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:46,690
A REMOTE ISLAND CHAIN
JUST A FEW MILES FROM--
287
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,870
OY, WAIT A MINUTE !
288
00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:51,900
WASN'T I JUST IN BROOKLYN
FIGHTIN' MINORITIES ?
289
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,200
WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THAT ?!
290
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,500
MOOOOOOOP.
291
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,670
IT'S THAT
GODDAMN EDITOR !
292
00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:58,840
HE CUT THE BROOKLYN SCENE
SHORT !
293
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,440
TUGGA, I'M GONNA GET HIM !
294
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,480
YEAH...
I'M JUST WORKING.
295
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,080
I'LL PROBABLY BE DONE
AROUND SEVEN.
296
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,250
WHO THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE ?!
297
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,990
I'M THE EDITOR.
298
00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,290
I KNOW YOU'RE
THE BLOOMIN' EDITOR !
299
00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,460
I MEAN, WHO DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE
300
00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:16,620
CUTTING ONE OF MY
FIGHTIN' SCENES SHORT ?!
301
00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:18,370
DUDE, THE DIRECTOR SAID
TO CUT IT !
302
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,090
MY FIGHTIN' IS POETRY !
303
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:25,310
YOU DON'T EDIT RUSSELL CROWE'S
POETRY, YA TESTICLE !
304
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,470
AH ! OH !
305
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,200
WELL, THAT GUY
IS JUST PLAIN NUTS.
306
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:33,980
HEY, HEY, HEY, WHOA,
YOU KIDS CAN'T BE IN HERE !
307
00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,590
WE'RE NOT KIDS, WE'RE
FULL-GROWN MEN WITH DWARFISM !
308
00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,750
HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THAT
ALL MIDGETS ARE CHILDREN !
309
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,050
WE DEMAND AN APOLOGY !
310
00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:42,220
YOU AIN'T MIDGETS,
YOUR LIPS ARE TOO FULL.
311
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,390
NOW GET OUT !
312
00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,120
BUT WE HAVE TO WATCH THE
COMMERCIALS IN THIS SHOW !
313
00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,860
LOOK, THIS IS A BAR.
314
00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:49,160
WE CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN
IN HERE--
315
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,890
PEOPLE COME HERE FOR
DEBAUCHERY AND SIN.
316
00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:53,060
BUTTERS WILL GIVE HANDJOBS
IN THE CORNER FOR A DOLLAR.
317
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:56,530
SURE ! I'M GOOD AT
ALL KINDS OF JOBS !
318
00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:59,130
GET OUT !
319
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,430
AAGH !
320
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:01,310
COME ON, WE GOTTA
GET TO A TV !
321
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,040
OH, YOU'VE GOT TO
BE KIDDING ME !
322
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,350
YES, IS THIS
CUSTOMER SERVICE ?
323
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,090
I'M HAVING A PROBLEM
WITH MY NEW TELEVISION.
324
00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:22,560
IT SPROUTED LASER GUNS
AND STARTED WALKING AROUND
SHOOTING PEOPLE.
325
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,290
UH-HUH... OKAY...
326
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:28,200
OH, SO I PRESS 'MENU',
THEN 'FUNCTION' ?
327
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,230
JESUS !
AAAAGHGH !!
328
00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:32,970
NO, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
329
00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:35,570
DID I SET
THE INTERNAL CLOCK ?
330
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:37,300
UH, NO.
331
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,050
OH, REALLY ?
332
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,340
WELL, HOW DO I
DO THAT ?
333
00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:52,920
WE'RE NOT TOO LATE !
334
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:57,260
COME ON, TUGGA OL' MATE,
WHY YOU LOOKING SO DOWN ?
335
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,430
MOOO, MOOOOOP.
336
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,600
TUGGA'S IN A BIT OF
A SAD STATE.
337
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,630
SEEMS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HIM
HAD A BIT OF A ROW LAST NIGHT.
338
00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:06,800
MOOOOOOOP.
339
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,400
WHAT IS THIS ?
340
00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,280
Come on,
cheer up, Tugga.
341
00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,010
HOW CAN I MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER ?
342
00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:14,180
I KNOW !
343
00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:16,340
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO SING ONE OF THE SONGS
344
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,090
OFF ME NEW ALBUM ?!
345
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,680
MOOOOOOOOOP !
MOOOOOOP !
346
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,550
WHAT'S THAT, TUGGA ?
347
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,150
YOU SAY YOU REALLY LOVE
THE SONGS ON MY ALBUM ?!
348
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:26,320
MOOOOOOP !
349
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,620
ALRIGHT THEN, TUGGA !
350
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,220
...
351
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,840
♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU'RE MY BABY ♪
352
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,560
♪ YOU KNOW
I NEED YOU NOW ♪
353
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,300
MOOOOOP !
♪ DON'T KNOW
WHERE I'M GOIN' ♪
354
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,470
♪ BUT I GOTTA
GET THERE ♪
355
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,630
♪ YEAH, GOTTA GET THERE
SOMEHOW ♪
356
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,250
♪ GET THERE SOMEHOW ♪
357
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,270
MOOOP !!
358
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,320
♪ AND YOU CAN
STAY AWAKE TONIGHT ♪
359
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:53,650
♪ BUT I'M GONNA SLEEP
IN THESE FLUFFY CLOUDS ♪
360
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:56,250
SHA !
♪ I THINK I FEEL
YOUR HEARTBEAT ♪
361
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,990
♪ CAN YOU FEEL MINE ♪
362
00:13:57,990 --> 00:14:02,320
♪ LADY LOOKING LOVELY
GOTTA TAKE YOUR LOVE INSIDE ♪
363
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,190
♪ GOTTA TAKE IT--
364
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,960
TUGGA !!
365
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,430
TUGGA SHOT HIMSELF !
366
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,170
Has Russell lost Tugger
for good ?
367
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:16,200
Find out after
these messages.
368
00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:17,510
HERE WE GO !
369
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:20,120
COMMERCIAL BREAK
NUMBER TWO !
370
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:26,680
And now back to Russell Crowe,
Fightin' Around the World !
371
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,980
THAT'S IT ?
THAT'S ALL THE
COMMERCIALS ?
372
00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:30,150
THEY DIDN'T PLAY THE TERRANCE
AND PHILLIP TRAILER AGAIN !
373
00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,450
I KNEW IT !
THEY'RE WAITING UNTIL
374
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,190
THE VERY LAST
COMMERCIAL BREAK !
375
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,490
UGH ! WE'RE GONNA
END UP WATCHING
376
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,220
THIS WHOLE RETARDED
RUSSELL CROWE SHOW.
377
00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:39,270
Tugga...
378
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:42,300
WHY'D YOU DO IT,
TUGGA ?
379
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,030
DOCTOR ? TELL ME
HOW HE IS, DOCTOR !
380
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:46,630
WELL, HE'S A VERY SICK
LITTLE TUGBOAT--
381
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,950
WHAT IS THIS ?
382
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,670
WE WANT TO WATCH "PUPPIES
FROM AROUND THE WORLD".
383
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,840
YEAH, WE DON'T
LIKE THIS SHOW.
384
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,710
SHH !! OKAY ?
385
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,010
OLD PEOPLE NEED TO
BE QUIET RIGHT NOW.
386
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:56,180
YA GOTTA
SAVE HIM, DOC !
387
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:59,210
TUGGA ! HE'S ME
BEST FRIEND !
388
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,950
THE ONLY FRIEND
IN THE WORLD WHO--
389
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,680
HE'S GOING TO LIVE,
BUT--
390
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,720
OY ! DON'T YA
INTERRUPT ME, YA VAGINA !
391
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,450
I WAS GIVING A HEART-
WRENCHING SOLILOQUY
392
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:09,630
ABOUT ME FEELIN'S
FOR TUGGA !
393
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:10,940
SORRY.
394
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:11,790
OH, TUGGA !
395
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:15,260
TUGGA, THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE
AS BRIGHT WITHOUT YA, MATE !
396
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:16,130
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT,
DOCTOR !
397
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:20,470
WILL TUGGA LIVE ?
TELL ME THE TRUTH !
398
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:21,770
NOW ?
399
00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:23,070
YES, NOW'S FINE.
400
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,810
OH, UH, YOUR TUGBOAT'S
GOING TO BE OKAY.
401
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,840
HE JUST NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE
AND A NEW STEAM STACK.
402
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,880
OODALOLLY !
YOU HEAR THAT EVERYBODY !
403
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,610
TUGGA'S GONNA BE OKAY !
404
00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:35,650
YOU WHAT THAT MAKES ME
FEEL LIKE DOIN' ?
405
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,380
FIGHTIN' !
406
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,700
AH !
407
00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:40,420
OOH !
408
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:42,160
THIS SHOW IS TOO VIOLENT !
PUT THE PUPPIES BACK ON !
409
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,760
YEAH !!
PUPPIES.
410
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,490
SHUT UP !
SHUT THE HELL UP !
411
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,240
WE'RE WATCHING THIS UNTIL
THE NEXT COMMERCIAL,
412
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,960
AND THAT'S FINAL,
OLD PEOPLE !
413
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:52,140
ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT !
WE KNOW HOW TO GET OUR WAY !
414
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:55,600
EVERYONE, ON THE COUNT OF 3,
RELEASE YOUR BOWELS !
415
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,770
ONE, TWO !
416
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:02,110
UUUUGH !
417
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:02,980
OH GOD,
IT'S HORRIBLE !
418
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:05,150
THAT'S DISGUSTING,
DUDE !
419
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,750
GOD, I HATE
OLD PEOPLE !
420
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,050
WE HAVE TO GO BUTTERS
OR CARTMAN'S HOUSE,
421
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,350
WE HAVE NOWHERE
ELSE TO GO !
422
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,090
I TOLD YOU !
WE CAN'T GO
TO MY HOUSE !
423
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,820
AND MY HOUSE IS
BEING FUMIGATED !
424
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:14,690
WELL, SCREW IT !
WE'LL WATCH IN YOUR HOUSE
425
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:17,290
EVEN IF IT IS
BEING FUMIGATED !
426
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:22,060
AH, AH... WE GOTTA GO...
COME ON...
427
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:25,100
AGHH ! AGHH ! AGHH !
428
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,150
TURN IT ON,
TURN IT ON !
429
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:31,610
Crikey ! Ol' Tugga looks
healthy, happy and--
430
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:32,910
Fit as a whistle !
431
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,080
IT'S OKAY,
IT'S STILL THE SHOW.
432
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,110
BUT YOU KNOW,
TUGGA'S ATTEMPTED SUICIDE
433
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:41,150
HAS MADE ME REALIZE THAT
I SHOULD TAKE UP A CAUSE.
434
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,750
MOST GREAT ACTORS
TAKE UP CAUSES,
435
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,490
AND I'M THE GREATEST
OF THEM ALL !
436
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:48,960
SO, FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA
SPEND ALL MY SPARE TIME
437
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,560
FIGHTING CANCER.
438
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,900
RIGHT ! WHERE IS THAT PUSSY
CANCER ANYWAY ?!
439
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,500
OH DUDE, I DON'T KNOW
HOW LONG I CAN TAKE IT.
440
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,670
ME NEITHER, I'LL BE DEAD
BEFORE THE COMMERCIALS !
441
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:01,970
WAIT A MINUTE !
442
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,700
I FORGOT THERE'S A BLACK & WHITE
TV BACK AT MY HOUSE !
443
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:04,150
WILL YOUR SISTER
LET US WATCH IT ?
444
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,740
SHE HAS TO !
445
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:11,080
HURRY, THE COMMERCIAL'S
GONNA BE ON ANY MINUTE !
446
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,250
OH, GOD ! OH, GOD !
447
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,550
OH, JESUS HELP ME !
448
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:17,150
OH NO !
I'VE LOST A DOUGHNUT !
449
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,890
HAGAH ! HAGAAH !
OH MY GOD !
450
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:22,360
LEAVE NO DOUGHNUT BEHIND !
HA HA !
451
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,830
OH, JESUS !
WAIT !
WHAT ?
452
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:27,130
I NEVER GAVE SHELLY
HER TAMPONS !
453
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,300
SHE'S BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME
WITHOUT THEM.
454
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:34,500
AHHHHHH !!
455
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:45,790
I TOLD YOU I NEEDED
TAMPONS, TUUUURDS !
456
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:48,820
LOOK, CRACK ADDICTS
WITH A TELEVISION !
457
00:17:54,890 --> 00:18:00,090
WELL, WE COULDN'T FIND CANCER,
BUT WE FOUND A MAN WITH CANCER.
458
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,840
TAKE THAT, CANCER !
459
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,000
AND THAT !
460
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,730
MOOOOP ! MOOOOP !
461
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:09,640
THE LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK HAS
TO BE COMING ANY SECOND !
462
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,110
AAAAGH !
463
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:17,880
YES, I PRESSED 'MENU'
THREE TIMES !
464
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,350
NO, IT'S GIVING ME
THE SAME 'ERROR' MESSAGE !
465
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,250
YES, I READ THE
INSTRUCTION MANUAL !
466
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,120
WHERE DO WE GO ?!
467
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,860
OH JESUS, NOW WHERE
DO WE GO ?!
468
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,160
WE'VE TRIED
EVERYWHERE !
469
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,890
BUTTERS, ARE YOU
ABSOLUTELY SURE WE
CAN'T GO TO YOUR HOUSE ?
470
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:32,190
I'M SURE,
THERE'S NO WAY !
471
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,930
WELL, WHY NOT ?
BECAUSE !
472
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,230
MY PARENTS ARE
OUT OF TOWN,
473
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,400
AND I DON'T HAVE
A BABYSITTER !
474
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,430
OH, GODDAMMIT,
YOU BETTER BE KIDDING.
475
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,180
NO, I REALLY DON'T
HAVE A BABYSITTER,
476
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:43,900
THAT'S WHY I'M
STAYING AT STAN'S.
477
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:46,080
THIS WHOLE TIME YOUR TV IS IN
A HOUSE WITH NOBODY IN IT ?
478
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:49,110
COME ON, LET'S JUST GO,
WE'LL KILL BUTTERS LATER !
479
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,780
And so, we'll be right back,
after these commercials !
480
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,100
WE MADE IT !
481
00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:01,690
THE LAST COMMERCIAL
BREAK IS STARTING !
482
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,730
Don't go anywhere--
Russell Crowe will be right back
483
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,330
after a few more
commercials !
484
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,800
THESE COMMERCIALS ARE ALL
SO GODDAMNED STUPID !
485
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,840
JESUS CHRIST, HOW LONG IS THIS
COMMERCIAL BREAK GONNA BE ?
486
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,570
WHAT IF THEY DON'T SHOW
THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP
TRAILER AT ALL ?
487
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:17,870
WHAT IF WE WENT THROUGH
ALL THIS FOR NOTHING ?
488
00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:20,470
THEY HAVE TO SHOW IT !
THEY PROMISED THEY WOULD !
489
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,790
YOU GUYS, CALM DOWN !
490
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,080
THIS IS WHAT TV SHOWS
ALWAYS DO !
491
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,810
THEY MAKE THE LAST
COMMERCIAL BREAK THE LONGEST.
492
00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,550
THAT'S BULLCRAP !
TV SHOWS ARE GAY !
493
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:28,280
WAIT A MINUTE !
LOOK !
494
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,150
THE FOLLOWING
PREVIEW IS--
495
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:30,880
THIS IS IT !
THIS IS IT !
496
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:32,630
COMING THIS SUMMER...
497
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:36,520
THE GREATEST CANADIAN DUO
OF ALL TIME IS BACK.
498
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,960
WHOOO-HOOO !
YEEESSS !
499
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,260
THAT LOOKS
AWESOME !
500
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,130
THEY WERE WEARING
COWBOY HATS !
501
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,430
DID YOU SEE ?
DID YOU SEE ?!
502
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:17,730
CLYDE, CLYDE,
DID YOU GUYS SEE IT ?!
503
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,030
YEAH ! WE THINK IT'S
GONNA BE GOOD TOO !
504
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:20,330
I'M SO GLAD WE
DIDN'T MISS IT !
505
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,650
YOU GUYS, CLYDE SAID
HE TAPED IT
506
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,500
AND KIDS CAN
COME OVER NOW TO SEE !
507
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,670
OH DUDE, LET'S GO !
508
00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:25,970
IT LOOKS EVEN BETTER THAN
THEIR FIRST MOVIE, HUH ?
509
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:26,840
YEAH, SURE DOES !
510
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,710
I WONDER IF IT'S
ALL A WESTERN !
511
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,880
HOW FAR AWAY
IS JUNE ?
512
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,480
Well, we sure had a good time
today, didn't we, kids ?
513
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,780
WE FOUGHT SOME CHINAMEN,
A FEW PECKERS,
514
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:37,680
AND A LOT OF COLOMBIANS
TO NAME JUST A FEW.
515
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:41,600
BUT I SURE AM GLAD WE GOT OL'
WALLY-BEE BACK, AREN'T YOU ?
516
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:44,630
I'M GLAD TO BE BACK,
RUSSELL !
517
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,230
OH, MY GOD,
IT'S RUSSELL CROWE !
518
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,400
"OH, MY GOD,
IT'S RUSSELL CROWE !
519
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,570
OH, MY GOD,
BALLGHGH !"
520
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:54,600
WHY DON'T YOU GO FLUSH YOURSELF
TOWN A TOILET, YA CU--
521
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,340
MOOOOOO-OOOOO.
522
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,070
UH-OH, TUGGER'S WHISTLE.
523
00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:00,670
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS !
524
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,990
♪ TUGGER'S WHISTLE'S
BLOWIN' ♪
525
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:04,140
♪ MEANS WE MUST BE GOIN' ♪
526
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:09,360
♪ NO MORE RUSSELL CROWE'N
FOR YOU ♪
527
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,520
♪ BUT NOW DON'T YOU
START TO WHINE ♪
528
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,690
♪ I'LL SEE YA AGAIN
NEXT TIME ♪
529
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,160
♪ 'CUZ THERE'S PLENTY A MORE
A FIGHTIN' LEFT TO DOOOOO ♪
530
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,190
♪ MAKING MOVIES,
MAKING SONGS ♪
531
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,670
♪ AND FIGHTIN'
'ROUND THE WORLD ♪
532
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:26,710
SEE YA NEXT TIME,
EVERYBODY !
533
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,340
SO I'M SUPPOSED TO PRESS 'MENU'
THEN 'FUNCTION' THEN 'ENTER'.
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