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THANKS FOR HAVING US ALL OVER
FOR DINNER, CHRIS AND LINDA.
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YES, IT WAS FABULOUS.
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OH, WE'RE JUST REALLY
HAPPY THAT YOUR BOYS
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HAVE BECOME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS
WITH OUR LITTLE BUTTERS.
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YEAH, WE FIGURED THAT IF OUR
BOYS ARE GONNA BE GREAT FRIENDS
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WE SHOULD ALL GET TO
BE FRIENDS TOO.
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FRIENDS BY DEFAULT.
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WELL, OUR BOYS DO SEEM
TO BE SPENDING
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A LOT OF TIME
TOGETHER LATELY.
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I THINK EVER SINCE
THEIR FRIEND KENNY DIED
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THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE TO FILL THE VOID.
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WELL, OUR SON IS
A PERFECT VOID-FILLER.
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IT'S NICE THAT HE
FINALLY HAS YOUR SONS
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TO BE HIS BEST BUDDIES.
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LOOK, YOU GUYS,
BUTTERS IS ASLEEP.
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HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE BAG.
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HEY, YOU GUYS
EVER SEEN THIS TRICK ?
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WHEN SOMEONE'S SLEEPING YOU CAN
TAKE A GLASS OF WARM WATER.
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AND YOU PUT
THEIR HAND IN IT.
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YEAH, AND THEN WHAT ?
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AND THEN YOU
PEE ON 'EM.
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HEH-HEH, HEH-HEH.
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NO, DUDE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
PUT THEIR HAND IN WARM WATER
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AND IT MAKES THEM PEE.
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OH, REALLY ?
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OH, WELL.
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AND WE WERE THINKING
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SINCE THEY'VE ALL BECOME
SUCH CLOSE FRIENDS
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HOW GREAT IT WOULD BE FOR US
TO ALL GO TOGETHER
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TO ASPEN FOR A SKI WEEKEND.
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ASPEN ? WE CAN'T
REALLY AFFORD THAT.
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NO, YOU SEE, LINDA
AND I FOUND THIS AD
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WHERE YOU CAN GET TWO NIGHTS
FREE IN A CONDO IN ASPEN
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IF YOU ATTEND A
TIME-SHARE PRESENTATION.
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THEY LET YOU
STAY FOR FREE ?
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YES, AND ALL
WE HAVE TO DO
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IS ATTEND A
30-MINUTE MEETING.
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SOUNDS GOOD TO ME,
LET'S GO THIS WEEKEND.
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OH BOY, SKIING IN ASPEN,
I CAN'T WAIT.
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HEY, BOYS, WE'RE ALL GOING
TO ASPEN FOR THE WEEKEND.
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ALL RIGHT !
ALL RIGHT !
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WOW, A SKI TRIP WITH
MY NEW BEST BUDDIES !
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OH, I'M ALL STICKY.
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HERE WE ARE EVERYONE.
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OH, THIS IS GONNA
BE SO MUCH FUN.
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I HAVEN'T SKIED
IN YEARS.
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WHERE ARE
BUTTERS AND ERIC ?
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THEY'RE STILL ASLEEP.
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BUTTERS, ERIC, COME ON,
WE GOTTA GET TO THE POWDER.
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HELLO, FOLKS, I'M PHIL
AND THIS IS JOSH.
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WE'RE WITH THE ASPEN
TIME-SHARE COMPANY.
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HELLO.
HELLO.
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YOU FOLKS
ENJOYING THE CONDO ?
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IT'S LOVELY,
THANK YOU.
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YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
THIS IS SO FUNNY.
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WHAT ?
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SO LAST NIGHT WHILE
BUTTERS WAS ASLEEP
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I GAVE HIM A "HITLER".
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WHAT'S A HITLER ?
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YOU KNOW, WHEN
SOMEBODY'S SLEEPING
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YOU PUT YOUR FINGER
UP YOUR BUTT
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AND THEN WIPE IT ON
THEIR UPPER LIP
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TO GIVE THEM A LITTLE
HITLER MUSTACHE.
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YOU'VE NEVER
HITLER'D ANYONE ?
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NO, I NEVER HAVE.
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SHH SHH,
HERE HE COMES.
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GOOD MORNING,
FELLAS !
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ALL SET TO GO SKIING ?
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY ?
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NOTHING, BUTTERS.
RIGHT, GUYS ?
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WELL, WE CAN'T
WAIT TO SHOW YOU
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WHAT ASPEN TIME-SHARE
IS OFFERING INVESTORS.
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SHALL WE DO OUR
30-MINUTE MEETING ?
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OH, DO WE HAVE TO
DO IT RIGHT NOW ?
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WELL, BEST TO DO IT AND
GET IT OUT OF THE WAY.
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OKAY.
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BOYS, WE HAVE TO
GO TO THIS
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TIME-SHARE PRESENTATION
REAL QUICK,
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BUT YOU GO MEET YOUR SKI
INSTRUCTOR ON THE BUNNY HILL.
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OKAY.
OKAY.
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WE'LL MEET YOU BOYS
ON THE SLOPES.
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HEY, DO YOU GUYS
SMELL THAT ?
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SMELL WHAT ?
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IT KIND OF SMELLS
STINKY IN THIS CONDO.
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I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING,
DO YOU, GUYS ?
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YOU GUYS SMELL THAT ?
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IT SMELLS BAD
OUT HERE TOO.
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I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS WHOLE
TOWN SMELLS LIKE DOO-DOO.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE, THAT'S
WHY THEY CALL IT ASS-PEN.
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ALL RIGHT,LITTLE DUDES,
GREAT TO SEE YOU OUT HERE.
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MY NAME IS THUMPER,
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AND I'M GONNA BE YOUR
COOL SKI INSTRUCTOR.
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HIS NAME IS
THUMPER ?
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WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT SLOW,
TAKE IT EASY,
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MAKE SURE EVERYBODY
HAS A GOOD TIME.
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'CAUSE WHAT IS
SKIING ABOUT ?
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HAVING A GOOD... ?
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TIME, THAT'S RIGHT.
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NOW JUST A FEW SAFETY THINGS
TO KEEP IN MIND.
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FIRST OF ALL, LOOK STRAIGHT
AHEAD WHEN YOU SKI.
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IF YOU LOOK DOWN
YOU'RE GONNA FALL.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A BAD TIME.
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ALSO, BE AWARE OF
SKIERS AROUND YOU.
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IF YOU RUN INTO ANOTHER SKIER
YOUR SKIS ARE GONNA CROSS--
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GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
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SO WHERE'S THE PART WHERE
WE HAVE A GOOD TIME ?
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HEY, LITTLE DUDE, YOU GOT
SOME CRAP RIGHT HERE.
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THAT'S MY FACE, SIR.
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OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS
WITHOUT ANY POLES
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UNTIL WE KNOW OUR TWO
PRIMARY FEET POSITIONS.
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TO GO SLOW, WE WEDGE
OUR SKIS TOGETHER
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IN THE SHAPE OF
A SLICE OF PIZZA.
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THEN TO GO FASTER,
WE PUT THEM PARALLEL LIKE...
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FRENCH FRIES.
YOU SEE THAT ?
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PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES...
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PIZZA,
FRENCH FRIES...
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HEY, THIS IS GONNA BE
JUST LIKE EATING AT SHAKEY'S,
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HUH, FELLAS ?
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OKAY, LET'S HAVE THE LITTLE
DUDE AT THE END TRY IT FIRST.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
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IIIIKE !
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OKAY, MIKE,
SKI DOWN TO ME.
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GO ON, IKE.
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PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES...
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PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES,
FRENCH FRIES !
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PIZZA !
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OKAY, YOU SEE
WHAT HE DID ?
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HE FRENCH FRIED
WHEN HE SHOULD'VE PIZZA'D.
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YOU FRENCH FRY WHEN YOU PIZZA,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
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AND SO WE THINK
WE CAN CONVINCE YOU
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TO BUY ONE OF OUR CONDOS
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THAT'S OPENING RIGHT HERE
IN PHASE FOUR.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT
INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY.
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I'M SORRY, BUT NONE OF US
CAN REALLY AFFORD
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TO OWN OUR OWN
VACATION CONDO.
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YEAH, TO BE HONEST,
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WE'RE JUST DOING
THIS MEETING
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BECAUSE OF THE
TWO NIGHTS FREE DEAL.
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OH, I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT
EVERYBODY SAYS.
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"NOT ME,
I CAN'T AFFORD IT."
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BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU COULD
OWN ONE OF OUR PROPERTIES
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FOR ONLY $8,000.
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WOW !
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FOR $8,000 WE CAN
BUY A CONDO HERE ?
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WELL, YOU SEE, TIME-SHARE
MEANS YOU BUY THE CONDO
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WITH ABOUT 20 OTHER
PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELVES.
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YOU SHARE THE CONDO
WITH OTHER INVESTORS
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AND PICK THE TIME
YOU WANT TO STAY.
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SHARE, TIME...
TIME-SHARE !
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SO THEN IT'S
NOT REALLY OURS.
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SURE IT IS, 1/24th-
AND-A-HALF YOURS.
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YOU SEE, TIME-SHARE
HAS MADE IT POSSIBLE
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FOR EVEN WORKING-CLASS
PEOPLE LIKE YOU
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TO SAY, "I'VE GOT
A LITTLE PLACE IN ASPEN."
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TRY, TRY SAYING IT.
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"I'VE GOT A LITTLE
PLACE IN ASPEN."
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I'VE GOT A LITTLE PLACE
IN ASPEN.
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ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE
NICELY, DOESN'T IT ?
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SAY, GUYS, HOW YOU'D LIKE TO
TELL THAT HOT SECRETARY,
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"I'VE GOT A NICE LITTLE
PLACE IN ASPEN." ?
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HA HA HA !
JUST KIDDING, WIVES.
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LISTEN, AH,
IT'S BEEN 30 MINUTES.
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WE'D LIKE TO GO
HIT THE SLOPES NOW.
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WELL, YOU STILL GOTTA COME
TO THE TIME-SHARE LUNCHEON.
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WE DID GIVE YOU A FREE
CONDO FOR THE WEEKEND.
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YOUR AD SAID WE ONLY HAD TO
ATTEND A 30-MINUTE MEETING.
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RIGHT, BUT THIS
ISN'T THAT MEETING.
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THE LUNCHEON IS
THAT MEETING.
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DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A GREAT FREE MEAL
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AT THE LUNCHEON.
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FRENCH FRIES,
PIZZA.
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FRENCH FRIES.
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COME ON, CARTMAN !
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AH, NO MORE.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE A
PRETTY GOOD SKIER, HUH, KID ?
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WELL, I'M CATCHING ON
PRETTY FAST I GUESS.
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I'VE BEEN SKIING
FOR 22 YEARS.
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THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME ?
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AH, NO.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
HOTSHOT ?
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STAN, MARSH.
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STAN, MARSH.
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STAN DARSH
IS MORE LIKE IT.
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HA, DARSH.
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ALL RIGHT,
HOW ABOUT A RACE THEN,
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YOU AND ME ?
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DUDE, I'M JUST
LEARNING.
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OOH.
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LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE NOT
SUCH A HOTSHOT AFTER ALL.
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I NEVER SAID I WAS.
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OOH !
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OOH.
OOH.
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YOU MAY THINK YOU GOT
WHAT IT TAKES
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BUT AS LONG AS I'M AROUND
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE #2.
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SEE YOU LATER, DARSH.
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AND THAT IS WHY OWNING
A PIECE OF AN ASPEN CONDO
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IS NOT ONLY POSSIBLE...
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IT'S DOWNRIGHT SMART.
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UH-HUH.
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OH, HERE IT IS,
AS PROMISED,
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A FABULOUS FREE LUNCH.
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WOW, FILET MIGNON
AND LOBSTER.
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NOT BAD.
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IT'S NICE TO FEEL
RICH, ISN'T IT ?
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OH, Y'KNOW, THIS
IS REALLY GREAT.
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IT SURE IS.
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WHAT ?
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YOU SEE, THAT'S THE GREAT
THING ABOUT TIME-SHARE.
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YOU GET A LITTLE TASTE OF
LUXURIES YOU CAN'T AFFORD.
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AND THEN SHARE IT WITH THE
PEOPLE THAT COME TOMORROW.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WE'VE BEEN
HERE FOR OVER THREE HOURS.
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YEAH, COULD WE
GO NOW, PLEASE ?
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OF COURSE YOU CAN,
GO HIT THOSE SLOPES.
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IF YOU COULD JUST PLEASE
SHOW ME THE BACKS
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OF YOUR TABLE
PLACE CARDS REAL QUICK.
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OH MY GOD,
YOU GOT THE RED STICKER !
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THEY GOT THE
RED STICKER ?
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THEY GOT THE
RED STICKER !
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WHAT'S THE
RED STICKER ?
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WELL, THAT MEANS IF YOU COME
UP TO THE CONDO SALES OFFICE
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YOU'LL RECEIVE ONE OF
THREE GREAT PRIZES.
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NO, NO, NO--
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WE DID YOUR MEETING,
WE DID YOUR LUNCH.
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WE'RE FINISHED, OKAY ?
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OKAY, OKAY,
FINE, I MEAN.
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IT WOULD ONLY TAKE A SECOND,
BUT I MEAN, Y'KNOW,
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WHAT DID WE DO FOR YOU
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EXCEPT GIVE YOU A FREE CONDO
FOR THE WEEKEND ?
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SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD
JUST AT LEAST
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COME UP AND SEE
WHAT PRIZE YOU GOT.
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OH, ALL RIGHT !
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PIZZA...
FRENCH FRIES...
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FRENCH FRIES...
PIZZA...
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PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES.
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I WONDER WHERE
OUR PARENTS ARE.
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WHO CARES ? I'M HAVING
MORE FUN ON MY OWN.
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WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T STAN DARSH.
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OH, NO.
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SAY, DARSH, YOU DON'T MIND
IF I TAKE HEATHER OUT
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FOR SOME FONDUE
TONIGHT, DO YOU ?
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HEATHER ?
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SORRY, STAN, IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN IT COMES TO SKIING
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TAD HAS ALL
THE RIGHT MOVES.
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I JUST MIGHT SHOW HER
MY MOVES TONIGHT,
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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YOU AREN'T MAD,
ARE YOU, STAN ?
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I MEAN, A GIRL'S GOTTA LOOK OUT
FOR HER BEST INTERESTS.
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE ?
250
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STILL DON'T WANT
TO RACE ME ?
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I TOLD YOU HE WAS
CHICKEN, HEATHER.
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STAN MARSH THE DARSH.
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ALL RIGHT, DUDE, IF I RACE YOU
WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ?
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OOH !
OOH !
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
256
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YOU AND ME
AT THE SUMMIT, NOW.
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OKAY.
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RACE, RACE !
RACE, RACE !
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Aspen now presents another
extreme racing showdown.
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Seven-time world Aspen champion
Tad McCowski
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versus eight-year-old
Stan Marsh.
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HA ! YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
LITTLE BOY.
264
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YEAH, PROBABLY.
265
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DO YOU THINK
STAN HAS A CHANCE ?
266
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,220
GO, STAN !
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FRIES... FRIES.
268
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HE'S GOT HIM,
TAD'S GONNA WIN IT !
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YEAH ! YEAH !
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YEAH !
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YOU LOSE, DARSH.
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YEAH !
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UH, STAN, YOU GAVE IT
YOUR BEST SHOT.
274
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AND THAT'S ALL
JESUS ASKS OF YOU.
275
00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:46,830
DUDE, I'M JUST HAPPY THIS
WHOLE STUPID THING IS OVER WITH.
276
00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:49,860
NO HARD FEELINGS,
RIGHT, DARSH ?
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00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:53,770
YEAH !
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00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,240
STAN, FOR WHATEVER
IT'S WORTH,
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I THINK YOU WERE
REALLY BRAVE.
280
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THANKS, WHO ARE YOU ?
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00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,440
HEY, ALL THE COOL TEENS
ARE GONNA BE
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AT THE YOUTH CENTER
TONIGHT FOR A DANCE.
283
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,360
I HOPE YOU'LL COME
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST SO...
284
00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,080
WELL, YOU'RE JUST SO--
WELL, THAT'S ALL.
285
00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,420
FINALLY, WE GET
TO GO SKIING.
286
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:15,020
OH MY GOD, LOOK HOW LONG
THE LIFT LINES ARE.
287
00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:17,190
YEAH, I GUESS THESE PASSES
THE TIME-SHARE SALESMEN GAVE US
288
00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:18,930
WILL COME IN HANDY.
289
00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:21,530
CAN I HELP YOU ?
290
00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:22,830
YES, WE HAVE
THE SPECIAL PASSES
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TO USE THE EXCLUSIVE LIFT
FROM THE TIME-SHARE COMPANY.
292
00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,170
OH, GO RIGHT ON
AHEAD, FOLKS.
293
00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:29,340
THANK YOU.
294
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:32,810
WELL, THIS
CERTAINLY IS NICE.
295
00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:34,540
YEAH, WE MAY NOT HAVE
GOTTEN TO SKI EARLIER,
296
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,710
BUT WITH THIS LIFT WE'LL GET
MORE RUNS IN THAN ANYBODY.
297
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,880
HAVE FUN WAITING
IN LINE, SUCKERS !
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00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,050
OH, CHRIS.
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00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:43,650
HEH-HEH,
HEH, HEH...
300
00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,820
HEY LOOK, THIS CHAIRLIFT
GOES RIGHT INTO A BUILDING.
301
00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,720
WELCOME BACK, FOLKS.
302
00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:52,340
WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL NEW OFFER
WE CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.
303
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:54,500
OH, GOD DAMN IT !
304
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,800
DUDE, IT'S BEEN 12 HOURS.
305
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,100
WHERE THE HELL
ARE OUR PARENTS ?
306
00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,310
I'M GLAD YOU GUYS CAME.
307
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,170
DO YOU LIKE OUR
YOUTH CENTER ?
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00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,340
SEEMS FINE.
309
00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,640
YEAH, TOO BAD WE'RE
GETTING SHUT DOWN.
310
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,110
THAT HOTSHOT SKIER TAD'S FATHER
IS GONNA BULLDOZE THE BUILDING.
311
00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:12,710
WHERE ARE ALL US KIDS
SUPPOSED TO GO ?
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00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:13,160
DON'T CARE.
313
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,490
WHAT DO YOU
WANNA DO NOW ?
314
00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,790
I DON'T KNOW.
315
00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:20,520
LET'S DANCE.
316
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,760
BUTTERS, I HATE YOU WITH
EVERY INCH OF MY BODY.
317
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,930
ALL RIGHT, ASPEN,
AS A SPECIAL TREAT TONIGHT
318
00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:33,100
WE'RE PROUD TO HAVE
THE WINNER OF TODAY'S RACE,
319
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:33,970
TAD McCOWSKI !
320
00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,140
YEAH !
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00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:37,870
OH GOD.
322
00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:38,740
HEY, EVERYONE.
323
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,910
I'D LIKE TO SING
A LITTLE SONG IF I MAY.
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OOH.
OOH.
325
00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,510
OH GOD,
LET'S GO, YOU GUYS.
326
00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:47,850
THIS IS A SONG I WROTE
ABOUT... STAN MARSH.
327
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♪ STAAAN DARSH ♪
328
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,920
♪ STAN DARSH
DARSHY DARSH ♪
329
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♪ STAN DARSH ♪
330
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♪ STAN DARSH
STAN DARSH ♪
331
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:03,030
♪ STAN DARSH, DARSH ♪
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♪ STAN DARSH ♪
333
00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:07,370
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL
IS YOUR PROBLEM ?
334
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,100
OOH !
OOH !
335
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:09,970
I RACED YOU, YOU WON.
336
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:12,570
A REMATCH ?
337
00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:16,040
OH, DARSH, YOU'RE EVEN
DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT.
338
00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,220
HE'LL SKI YOU
ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.
339
00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:19,950
YEAH !
YEAH !
340
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,250
BUT THIS TIME
IF HE WINS
341
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,850
YOU GET YOUR DAD TO NOT
CLOSE OUR YOUTH CENTER.
342
00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:24,720
WHAT ?
343
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,890
ALL RIGHT THEN,
LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING.
344
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,790
TOMORROW AFTERNOON,
ON THE K-13.
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00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:34,700
THE K-13 ?
346
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,300
BUT THAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS
RUN IN ALL OF AMERICA.
347
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,770
WELL, I'M NOT CHICKEN.
348
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,940
ARE YOU, DARSH ?
349
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,540
I'LL BE THERE,
YOU QUEEN.
350
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:45,970
OH YEAH ?
351
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,270
YEAH !
352
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:51,620
OH, DARSH, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER
THAN I THOUGHT, AGAIN.
353
00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:53,350
SEE YA TOMORROW.
354
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,820
YOU'RE NOT REALLY
GONNA GO DOWN THAT
355
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,550
K-13 RUN,
ARE YOU, STAN ?
356
00:13:58,550 --> 00:13:59,420
DUDE, I HAVE TO.
357
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,590
STAN, YOU CAN'T LET THAT
TAD GUY GET TO YOU.
358
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,890
SCREW HIM, DUDE.
359
00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:03,760
DUDE,
HE'S GOT HEATHER !
360
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,060
YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW HEATHER !
361
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,230
I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S--
362
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:08,960
LOOK, I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT
BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS.
363
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,570
I'M NOT GONNA DIE, I MEAN,
HOW BAD CAN THE K-13 BE ?
364
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,600
THE K-13 ? YOU DON'T
WANNA GO DOWN THAT RUN.
365
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,900
THAT RUN'S GOT A HISTORY.
366
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,510
35 PEOPLE HAVE DIED
GOING DOWN IT,
367
00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:21,110
AND SOME SAY YOU CAN STILL
SEE THEIR GHOSTS UP THERE.
368
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:21,980
IT WAS ON THAT
VERY SKI RUN
369
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,280
THAT A GROUP OF STUDENTS WERE
KILLED BY A WOLF BOY
370
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,450
WHO ESCAPED FROM
THE MENTAL INSTITUTION.
371
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,620
YOU SEE, THAT SKI RUN
WAS ONCE A BURIAL GROUND
372
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,350
TO A TRIBE OF
VAMPIRE WICHIKA INDIANS
373
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:31,090
WHO ATE THE FLESH OF
CHILDREN WITH NO EYES.
374
00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:34,120
YUP, A LOT OF HISTORY
ON THAT SKI RUN.
375
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:36,720
THANK YOU.
376
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,470
YEAH.
377
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,760
LOOK, STAN,
WHEN KENNY DIED
378
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,060
I LEARNED HOW IMPORTANT
FRIENDS ARE.
379
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,360
I'M NOT GONNA
LOSE ANOTHER FRIEND.
380
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,660
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, KYLE,
381
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,840
I HAVE TO DO THIS, OKAY,
I HAVE TO !
382
00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:53,510
AND SO YOU SEE, IT'S THE
INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY
383
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:54,810
THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
384
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,110
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE
HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS ?
385
00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:59,150
WE DON'T WANT TO BUY
SHARES IN A CONDO.
386
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,880
AND WE CERTAINLY DON'T
WANT TO PRESSURE YOU.
387
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,480
PRESSURE US ? YOU KEPT US
ALL DAY YESTERDAY
388
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,800
AND THEN HAD A CHAIRLIFT
BRING US BACK.
389
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:06,090
HEY, YOU CAN LEAVE
ANY TIME YOU WANT.
390
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,260
OF COURSE, THAT IS IF
YOU DON'T WANT THE
391
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,420
SUPER-SECRET FUN PRIZE FOR
ATTENDING THE SLIDE SHOW.
392
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,170
NO, WE DON'T WANT THE SUPER-
SECRET FUN PRIZE, ALL RIGHT ?
393
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,030
WE JUST WANT TO SKI !
394
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,200
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
395
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,930
I KNOW, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
GOING IN ON A TIME-SHARE ?
396
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:19,530
THAT'S ONLY A COUPLE
THOUSAND EACH, JOSH.
397
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,840
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
LET'S JUST GO.
398
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,880
MY GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE
THOSE PEOPLE ?
399
00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:25,610
I HOPE YOU DON'T
BLAME ME FOR ALL THAT.
400
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,210
I MEAN, THE AD DID JUST SAY
A 30-MINUTE PRESENTATION.
401
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,380
LET'S JUST
GET OUT OF HERE.
402
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,280
FOLKS, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE BACK
403
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,580
BECAUSE WE FORGOT
TO MENTION
404
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,320
TIME-SHARE CONDOS ARE
STILL DEEDED PROPERTIES.
405
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,050
AHH !
AHH !
406
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,960
OOH, YOU FOLKS REALLY
LUCKED OUT THIS TIME.
407
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,690
YOU'RE VISITORS #1,000.
408
00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:46,860
THAT MEANS YOU CAN LISTEN
TO OUR SPECIAL OFFER
409
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,600
FOR PRIVILEGED MEMBERS ONLY.
410
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,630
THAT DOES IT,
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
411
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,270
MR. SKI INSTRUCTOR,
I NEED A LOT OF TRAINING FAST.
412
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:58,570
I'M GONNA RACE DOWN THE K-13.
413
00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:00,740
THE K-13, BUT YOU'RE
JUST A BEGINNER.
414
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:04,210
IF YOU SKI OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
415
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:05,080
I HAVE TO DO THIS, OKAY,
I HAVE TO.
416
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,810
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
IF YOU GOTTA GET GOOD
417
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:10,730
AT SOMETHING REALLY FAST,
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT.
418
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,150
COME ON !
419
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,260
♪ THE DAY IS
APPROACHING ♪
420
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,000
♪ SO GIVE IT YOUR BEST ♪
421
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,030
♪ AND YOU'VE GOT TO
REACH YOUR PRIME ♪
422
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:27,630
♪ THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO PUT
YOURSELF TO THE TEST ♪
423
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,250
♪ AND SHOW US
A PASSAGE OF TIME ♪
424
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,710
♪ WE'RE GONNA NEED
A MONTAGE ♪
425
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:37,610
♪ A SPORTS-TRAINING MONTAGE ♪
426
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:40,650
♪ SHOW A LOT OF THINGS
HAPPENING AT ONCE ♪
427
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,820
♪ REMIND EVERYONE
OF WHAT'S GOING ON ♪
428
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:45,850
♪ AND WITH EVERY SHOT
SHOW A LITTLE IMPROVEMENT ♪
429
00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:49,760
♪ TO SHOW IT ALL
WOULD TAKE TOO LONG ♪
430
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,230
♪ THAT'S CALLED A MONTAGE ♪
431
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:56,700
♪ EVEN "ROCKY"
HAD A MONTAGE ♪
432
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,300
♪ IN ANY SPORT
IF YOU WANT TO GO ♪
433
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,770
♪ FROM JUST A BEGINNER
TO A PRO ♪
434
00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:05,370
♪ YOU NEED A MONTAGE ♪
435
00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:09,710
♪ A SIMPLE
LITTLE MONTAGE ♪
436
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:14,920
♪ ALWAYS FADE OUT
IN A MONTAGE ♪
437
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,950
♪ IF YOU FADE OUT IT SEEMS
LIKE MORE TIME HAS PASSED ♪
438
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:20,120
♪ IN A MONTAGE ♪
439
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,720
♪ MONTAGE... ♪
440
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,660
ALL THE AD SAID
441
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:30,970
WAS THAT WE HAD TO ATTEND
A 30-MINUTE, RIGHT ?
442
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:32,280
AND IT'S BEEN
A DAY-AND-A-HALF.
443
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,130
THESE GUYS
WON'T LET US LEAVE.
444
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,750
THAT'S NOT TRUE, OFFICERS,
445
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:36,600
WE SAID THEY COULD
LEAVE AT ANY TIME.
446
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:39,220
ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE IF
I GOT THIS STRAIGHT.
447
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,810
YOU TWO GENTLEMEN
ARE OFFERING PART-TIME
448
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,850
LIMITED LIABILITY OWNERSHIP
IN ONE OF YOUR FABULOUS CONDOS
449
00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:47,010
FOR THE ONE-TIME PRICE
OF $8,000 ?!
450
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,330
THAT'S RIGHT !
451
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,050
SOUNDS TO ME LIKE IF ANYBODY
SHOULD BE ARRESTED,
452
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:53,090
IT SHOULD BE YOU PEOPLE FOR
PASSING UP SUCH A GREAT DEAL.
453
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,390
THAT'S RIGHT,
454
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,120
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY STEALING
CONDOS AT THAT PRICE.
455
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:56,990
BOOK 'EM, DANNO.
456
00:17:57,430 --> 00:18:00,040
OH, JESUS.
457
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:02,200
NO, NO !
458
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,500
THE POLICE WORK FOR
TIME-SHARE TOO ?
459
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:08,700
THE POLICE, THE MAYOR, THE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
460
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:12,170
PERHAPS NOW YOU SEE THE
SEVERITY OF YOUR SITUATION.
461
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:13,470
I THINK WE SHALL ALL SIT DOWN
462
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,950
AND LISTEN TO
THE PRESENTATION.
463
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:17,820
SIT !
464
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:23,880
NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY
ASKING YOURSELVES,
465
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:26,930
CAN MY TIME-SHARE CONDO
TURN INTO A PROFIT ?
466
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,520
WHAT KIND OF CASH FLOW CAN I
REALIZE FROM MY INVESTMENT ?
467
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,820
THE ANSWER MIGHT
ASTONISH YOU.
468
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,570
FOR OVER 10 YEARS,
INVESTORS HAVE SEEN THEIR--
469
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,260
The powder is fresh
and the stage is set
470
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:39,730
for Tad versus Stan
on the K-13.
471
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,340
THIS TIME YOU'RE NOT
JUST GONNA LOSE,
472
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,070
YOU'RE GONNA DIE.
473
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:45,370
I CAN'T LOSE
ANOTHER FRIEND.
474
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,670
FIRST KENNY
AND NOW STAN.
475
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,850
ALL I'M GONNA HAVE LEFT
ARE YOU TWO DOUCHES.
476
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,010
Ready, set, go !
477
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,780
PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA.
478
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:57,080
TAD'S GOT THE LEAD.
479
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,700
COME ON, STAN !
480
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,020
HA HA !
481
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:07,070
THIS SHOULD SLOW DOWN
DARSH A BIT.
482
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:14,010
And it looks like Tad
is way out in front.
483
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,600
NOW I'LL WIN FOR SURE.
484
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:20,080
OH DUDE,
I CAN'T LOOK.
485
00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:28,750
LET'S SEE WHAT SOME SAND
DOES TO YOUR SPEED, DARSH.
486
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:34,820
HE DOESN'T
STAND A CHANCE NOW.
487
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:37,860
I'M GONNA BEAT HIM !
488
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:42,200
The race is half over and
Tad is still out in the lead.
489
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,270
HA, WHEN DARSH SKIS BY HERE
I'LL LET ALL THESE HAMSTERS GO.
490
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,140
THAT SHOULD DISTRACT HIM
JUST LONG ENOUGH
491
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:52,610
FOR ME TO WIN
THE RACE !
492
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:53,470
OH, TAD.
493
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,090
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP HERE ?
494
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,380
OH, NOTHING.
495
00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:01,280
I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD
DISTRACT YOU WITH THESE.
496
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,880
WHUU... UHH,
WHOA...
497
00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:12,130
GOOD JOB, DUDE !
498
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:12,990
THANKS.
499
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,500
YOU DID IT, STAN.
500
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:24,720
THANKS A LOT, STAN.
501
00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:26,870
NOW WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE
TO KEEP THE YOUTH CENTER.
502
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,920
WELL, THAT DOES IT.
503
00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:32,510
LOOKS LIKE THE SPIRITS
OF THE WAKICHAW INDIANS
504
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,680
CAN FINALLY
REST IN PEACE.
505
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:39,020
THANK YOU... STAN.
506
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,320
STAN, I WAS
WRONG ABOUT YOU.
507
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,920
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GO OUT AGAIN ?
508
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,090
GO AHEAD, STAN, SHE'S
EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.
509
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:46,830
THERE YOU ARE,
BOYS.
510
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,560
MOM, DAD.
511
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,860
WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN ?
512
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:52,480
WE GOT A LITTLE HELD UP AT THE
TIME-SHARE SALES OFFICE.
513
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,070
YEAH, BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS WE
FINALLY CAME TO OUR SENSES
514
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,670
AND BROUGHT SOME SHARES
IN A CONDO.
515
00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,840
SO WE ALL GET TO COME TO ASPEN
FOR TWO WEEKS EVERY YEAR.
516
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,010
AHH !
AHH !
AHH !
517
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,310
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
DIDN'T YOU BOYS LIKE SKIING ?
518
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:05,910
NO, WE CAN'T KEEP TRACK
OF WHEN YOU PIZZA
519
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,210
AND WHEN YOU FRENCH FRIES.
520
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,390
AND WHEN THE HOTSHOT ASSHOLE
SKIER TAKES YOUR GIRL,
521
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,680
IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
RACE HIM THE FIRST TIME,
522
00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:12,860
OR TRAIN FIRST TO BEAT HIM ON
THE REALLY DIFFICULT MOUNTAIN
523
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:14,150
SO YOU CAN SAVE THE DORKY,
BUT HOT GIRL'S YOUTH CENTER.
524
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,330
SKIING SUCKS !
525
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,930
YEAH, WHAT A STUPID SPORT.
526
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,700
I HEARD THAT YOU WERE
THE ONE RESPONSIBLE
527
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,000
FOR MAKING TAD
LOSE THE RACE.
528
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,730
THANKS.
529
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:29,350
YEAH, WELL, HE REALLY FLIPPED
WHEN HE SAW THESE.
530
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:31,940
QUAID...
531
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:35,840
START THE REACTOR.
532
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:41,480
♪ TALKING AWAY ♪
533
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,520
♪ I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M TO SAY ♪
534
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,550
♪ I'LL SAY IT ANYWAY ♪
535
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,030
♪ TODAY'S ANOTHER DAY
TO FIND YOU ♪
536
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:53,200
♪ SHYING AWAY ♪
537
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,240
♪ I'LL BE COMING
FOR YOUR LOVE, OKAY ♪
538
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:58,830
♪ TAKE... ON-- ♪
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